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🧻shit posts & bad tech takes 🌐 decentralizing the web at @bonzo_finance 🟪 @developer_dao member 💼 prev. PMM @cloudflare @hedera
Joined March 2009
imagine packaging up and selling a CDO filled to the brim with 3 million delinquent $4.72 starbucks frappuccino loans.
“The fintech, which offers interest-free consumer loans to allow customers to make retail purchases, on Monday reported a net loss of $99mn for the three months to March, up from $47mn a year earlier.” 👇🏼
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@thechosenberg lol the title makes it sound f*cked up at first — but in the way it’s described, he just showed her incredible supportive and love, while boosting her confidence.
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@thechosenberg i wonder if that’s by design — not because men “want that” per say but because mate selection prioritizes those traits for the benefit of offspring.
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@Austen “the fact that there are 45,000 trailblazers here couldn’t devalue the title any more” 💀.
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I heard it’ll take 3-5 business days tho.
Paypal withdraws from Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency
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@JasonrShuman that is such an inspiring subject line — makes you reminisce on all of the people in your past that gave you their time with no benefit to themselves + took a chance on you. and motivates you to take action by paying it forward. bravo.
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@kwharrison13 if microsoft sold teams as an individual product, and didn’t package it for free into MS 365, the chart would look very different — distribution is what’s allowing Teams to win on DAUs but MS is likely taking a hit on it. adoption likely large multi-thousand employee enterprises.
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@Brandon93Smith this is hilariously accurate — i know a few people who fit this type too perfectly.
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@thechosenberg I've manipulated my wife by strategically getting her to sleep with me for more than 20 years. I've been married for going on 30 years. Many, many years ago I realized that I could get my wife to sleep with me in the morning. If she wanted to take the kids somewhere, or.
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@Ashneer_Grover @sama that’s not even a pic of sam altman…. this whole post is embarrassing.
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@patrickkateman plot twist: it’s just some dude trying to get laid by posing as a woman on hinge who is “out of town”.
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@thechosenberg wow — didn't think about it before. but what a crazy way to launder money. here's what that would look like:.1) set up fake restaurant & list on uber & doordash.2) contract an org that operates 100s of fake uber & doordash accounts.3) convert dirty money to visa gift cards &.
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@Ian_Gay_briel we need the name of this bagel shop so we can all give them ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ reviews and praise for doing this.
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@no_goblins pro tip: taste really depends on how long cyan, magenta, and yellow have been fermented — and also the type of plastic used in the cartridge… PET is much more peaty (obviously), while PVC is more earthy.
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@AviSchiffmann his rebrand is next level. whoever is running his personal PR is killing it / deserves a raise.
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End-to-end USDC settlement via @Visa & @Mastercard through @Worldpay_Global using stablecoins + proof-of-reserve provided by @HashportNetwork’s Axiom oracle — all on the @hedera network. Presentation at @token2049 by the @Worldpay_Global team 🏦
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@realwesfoster @heyblake wondered the same thing — the differing outputs seem to work when you interpret it as a “leading” feeling from the Y axis, combined with a “secondary” feeling from the X axis.
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Welcome to the @Hedera Governing Council, @Chainlink:. 🕸 Web 3.0 expertise for Hedera network governance. 💻 Hedera mainnet node operator and partial ownership of Hedera Hashgraph LLC. 🔮 Oracle provider for Hedera-powered applications and enterprises.
.@hedera will integrate #Chainlink as its preferred oracle to accelerate enterprise blockchain adoption. Chainlink Labs has also joined the #Hedera Governing Council to support initiatives connecting traditional financial services to on-chain protocols.
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@TaraViswanathan me to chatgpt: output a really rough version of this essay that doesn’t read that well but gets the general idea and then a really great version by only editing the rough version. In the great version, show exactly where the changes were made and what content changed. You can use
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.@Hedera has 29 nodes operated by GC members across 27 unique clouds/on-premesis DCs, spanning 13 countries/6 continents, and equitable stake across each host. 🔗 Although public permissioned today (on a path to permissionless), using @MessariCrypto's
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as a governing council member of @hedera — and the reputational accountability that comes with this role (vision of GC) — i believe it’s critical that @AveryDennison makes a statement about their use (or discontinued use) of @hedera for atmaIO 🙏. the silence is deafening.
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@anammostarac director of dei. this is a great skill to ensure a level playing field for everyone.
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@stats_feed the most hidden feature on iphone / ios… so useful. while typing text in any app, tap three fingers on the screen and you’ll be presented with an “undo, redo, cut, copy, paste”
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lmao so dead 💀 — these turned out amazing; come pick one up at #ETHDenver @hedera booth M20. Hedera is the cure to your network congestion and bloating from gas fees!
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🚨 reminder during this run-up on $hbar for on-chain ecosystem users — the cost for transactions on @hedera are ALWAYS based in $USD but paid in $HBAR. the amount of $HBAR tokens used for transaction fees gets smaller as the $USD price increases 📈.
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@michelletandler on the flip-side, dating profiles for women (esp. in SF, etc.) very often cite the desire for men in therapy and/or their own journey with therapy — it's possible men's behavior and profiles are mirrors of this and they're responding to their environment to optimize for outcomes.
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every holder of $HBAR should be on-chain — how do we get $HBAR holders out of their CEX account and into DeFi / ecosystems on @hedera?. it should be a top priority. .
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@stats_feed post questions from a twitter handle that’s supposed to be spitting facts on statistics.
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@SabioScientist @Ian_Gay_briel that’s what a “scoop” is? i thought it meant a scoop of schmear. who would murder a bagel like that? should be a crime.
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Attendees of the @RadxChange ‘Quadratic Voting’ demonstration at #Consensus21 voted @Hedera $HBAR as their favorite blockchain technology this year.
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Ok @Hedera NFT community, some exciting news to share 🥳 we're taking over @NFT_NYC in June & want to showcase all of your incredible projects!. #TimesSquare billboards, digital ads, huge booth, fun party — the works. Fill out this form to participate 👇.
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@alexlmiller ugghhhh like nails on a chalkboard — fwiw, this restoration is helpful and worked well.
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🚨 USE CASE ALERT: @fliggs_mobile is a cellular carrier launched with @tmobile that uses @hedera 🌐 . subscribers get wallet / account and fliggs provides "cash back" rewards in $HBAR, $USDC, & $wBTC 💸 they also did a "Degen NFT" airdrop 🎨. 🔗
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Reminder of @Hedera community values @ a time when the spotlight is on us — education, curiosity, and empathy. Please approach others that hold alternative views with this in mind. The better we can do this, the more positively we’ll be viewed and attract others to join us 🙏.
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@sirmeggsalot lmao that's @andrew_murnane — actually met him in person in nyc; he seems like a chill dude.
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@cindyqiu8 @itsjamiecho most of us have pre-onlineness — type 1 & 2 chronic onlineness is a few tiktoks away.
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NFTs on @Hedera have exploded over the past 6 months — hundreds of projects, marketplaces, and ecosystem tools 🥳. This blog explains:.📈 NFT growth metrics.🍃 Why Hedera for NFT projects / use cases.💪 Getting started as a collector, creator, or developer.
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HIP-415: Introduction of Blocks. “Specifies how to introduce and formalize the concepts of blocks in Hedera, so that it can be used as a foundation for further interoperability with existing DLT networks and infrastructure.”. Read more 👉
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.@chainlink 🤝 @hedera for oracle services + cross-chain interoperability protocol (CCIP) 🌐.
We’re excited to announce that we have joined the @Chainlink Scale program and are bringing the industry-leading oracle solution to @Hedera, starting with Chainlink Data Feeds and CCIP 🧵
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@Motabhai012 @PicturesFoIder larger piece is flipped upside down and has beveled corners — resulting in that piece taking up less area, as seen in this before and after comparison
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incredible partnership between @dovuofficial and @hedera 🤝. at @davos in the #hederahaus you can scan a qr code to offset your carbon emissions & add the offset proof to your @apple or @google wallet 🍃. 100 unit tonnes of offsets 👇 all on-ledger. 🔗
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🚨 $hbar gained so much value over the past 30 days — it broke the #coin50 @coinbase index 📈. according to guide, if extraordinary growth challenges the index’s diversification, discretionary action outside of regular rebalancing may be considered. 🔗
very curious why @coinbase / @MarketVector removed $hbar from the #coin50 index — mysteriously disappeared today 🤨. 🔗
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@3orovik 2016 - 53x.2020 - 13x.2024 - 7x.2028 - 3x ?. maybe $180k? pulling this out of my 🍑.
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48% odds on @kalshi that brian brooks — ex-@coinbase chief legal officer & current board member of @hbar_foundation $hbar — will be @realDonaldTrump's pick for SEC chair 📊. wen @polymarket pool?
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@Cointelegraph @BlackRock @hedera This is now the 3rd time @Cointelegraph has deleted and reposted this fake news
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"Our initial goal was to build it on @Ethereum, but we have switched to @Hedera Hashgraph because of all the advantages." . Welcome aboard @solythium! 🥳.
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🚨BREAKING: @ArchaxCrypto @ArchaxEx to be Tokenizing @StateStreetGA, @Fidelity_UK, @LGIM Money Market funds on-chain💰 . Public blockchains networks include $HBAR (@hedera), $XRP (@xrplapex), $ARB (@arbitrum) 🌐
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looking forward to presenting at hederacon for @bonzo_finance ! 🎤. overlapping with @ethereumdenver this year — hederacon brings together the growing @hedera developer / retail ecosystem for a full day of prezos & discussion 💪. 🗓️ feb 25.📍denver, co.🔗
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hanging with @may_hashpack of @hashpackapp in nyc today 🔥 . great discussions on the future of the @hedera ecosystem, web3, regulation, and the exciting things in store for the community in 2022.
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@thekitze this is just the “skeuomorphic era” of spatial computing (so to speak) — we generally need a UI/UX that feels familiar enough for us to be comfortable; I anticipate the future UI/UX of spatial computing to evolve into something more invisible but still intuitive.
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move to @hedera — we actually care about creators; tokens are issued and configured for royalties at the network level; all wallets, dapps, SDKs, etc. are required to abide by those royalty configs….
The more I think about it, the more this OpenSea vs. Blur situation is pissing me off. No marketplace cares about founders or creators, they care about your ETH. We are now back against the wall having to decide what to do because of marketplaces swinging their dicks around.
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