Sophia Benoit
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i wrote the da Vinci code
Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
I invented a bunch of people and scenarios in a verrrryy normal way: I wrote a book!
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RT @visceralscenery: i won't lie i sometimes toy with the notion of moving out of minnesota for a bit but then i see this type of silicon v….
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RT @brian_goldstone: While writing THERE IS NO PLACE FOR US, what I wanted most was for readers to feel the fury I carried during my report….
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unfortunately i just took my prescribed adderall and then started looking through every single tweet of mine from 2011-2015 to see how stupid they were.
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"as her very gay publicist" lakjsdf;lkasjd.
We got a feud.
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if you're confused by the title. well the letter writer is married as well!.
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this month's column is about having a crush on a married coworker 🫠.
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people who are under 35, have you ever said the phrase "make love" / "making love" unironically?.
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Babygirl, we have been to the moon.
@rhcm123 NASA should not be a government entity. Space travel should be a private endeavor with very few regulations and UNGODLY fines. Then we could actually go to the moon in about 10 years.
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And I genuinely think people in the US suck at merging. Is this a rates of stop signs vs roundabouts issue? Idk, maybe I think but we just suck as drivers and the tests are cheap and easy and everyone drives so there are a lot of bad drivers on every road.
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Like no one here uses the left lane correctly (ONLY TO PASS!! DO NOT STAY IN THE LEFT LANE!!) no one here modulates their speed with their gas pedal (YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BREAK ALMOST EVER ON THE HIGHWAY!).
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I think Americans are actually just bad drivers and that a lot of this isn’t intentional.
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on a reddit post where someone was looking for advice about a nest of baby bunnies someone was explaining what to do and offhandedly mentioned, "rabbits are physically unable to lift or move their babies," and it made me insanely emotional!!!.
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hell yes he’ll yes we can get these numbers down more !!!!!.
BREAKING: Amazon, $AMZN, first day traffic for Amazon Prime Day is down 41%, per Bloomberg.
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I thought this was about Sesame Street Elmo and I was like back off he’s canonically three and a half.
Hey guys, does anyone have that tweet about how everyone says Elmo is smart but then you hear him talk about something you know about and it becomes rapidly clear he is not smart?.
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it's 2025 and dating depends entirely on which week you arrive at the reality show house.
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