Sophia Benoit
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i wrote the da Vinci code
Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
I invented a bunch of people and scenarios in a verrrryy normal way: I wrote a book!
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didn't congratulate is like the nicest possible interaction here. I would cut that friend out of my life.
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shut up yes they do it’s a fantasy anyone can have that shut up my god.
I have deep yearning to have someone take care of me. I've had no parental help, made my money independently, have financially supported past bfs. I fantasize bout marrying someone financially secure and finally being able to relax. But men don't even get to have that fantasy!.
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but really a lot of people know this about the song like come on.
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wait don’t count my streams in this tally!! I was listening to it with full awareness!!.
American media literacy remains at an undefeated low.this song is about a man whose life was ruined by being sent to Vietnam by the government!!!!.
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……. you’re a philosopher.
LLMs made me realize that my whole life, I had been asking A LOT fewer questions than I wanted to be asking.
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RT @emzorbit: “Our worst nightmare is that weather forecast offices will be so understaffed that there will be needless loss of life,” wrot….
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RT @micah_erfan: Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill caps the amount of money law students can borrow at 50,000 dollars a year. That doesn't even c….
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I’m getting served so many deeply sexist tweets now?? Like idk if it’s an algorithm issue or if that’s all who is left on here but it’s just insane misogyny on my timeline now.
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i do not recommend getting a tumor in your boob but I will say that mine has given me three gifts: 1) unassailable plastic surgery 2) free titties.
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go ahead and hang out in the hole you dug bitch go aHEAD.
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I looooooooove when people are critical of plastic surgery around me because I get to be like “I have a fake boobs” which is already awkward enough but then I get to be like “from a tumor” and then it’s really awkward and then I let them flaaaaaiillll.
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RT @MikeDrucker: We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us….
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RT @Tanya_Sabrinaaa: i went on a date with this guy and before he got hired at the nyt he got fired from three separate bowling alleys.
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fruit is a botanical designation. vegetable is a culinary designation. They aren’t exclusive.
Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….
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