another "almost shipped it first" story around may 2025 i made kaching: an app that combines my revenue data across all the payment providers. it also has a nice native app with ability to share with partner/family and celebrate together when you get a push notif for a purchase

bedroom at inlaws place is exactly 18℃ ez 99% sleep recovery score

clawdeez makes me wanna get an android phone as main and automate the shit out of my life even further. zero appeal of having an iphone now.. i can also vibe code apks for anything that i need and auto install them from google drive. no testflight no app store bullshit...

set up my clawdeez with the following: if i text it after 10pm it will throw a scary fact about sleep deprivation 😂 (does it work? no. "lack of sleep makes u feel drunk" awesome we drunk and vibin now lfg ✨)

next marvel phase goes hard

create your own clawdbot, go in debt in you have to i love the idea of this nerdy crab chilling in my attic on my mac studio just giving me shit lmao

any suggestions on how to give wheels, camera, speaker, and a mic to my clawdeez bot? 🤓 i'm thinking of strapping a mount with a gopro on top of my roborock vacuum 💀 so i can tell it to go check out a room and shit, or it can come and bug me to go to sleep on time

can we figure something out as humanity so we can eat this 5 times per day and be fine

if @bryan_johnson tries my mother in law's tres leches cake he would switch religions

2017 talk: in the future webdev will look like "alexa move this few px to the left, then move it few px to the right" 2020 article: gpt-3 is the beginning of the end maybe start listening to me in 2026 and ignore the boomers https://t.co/lrw2wGO3Zh

claude code with opus 4.5 took my wife out on a date, incredible

iykyk

made it barely 15 mins into ricky gervais special… jfc man enough about the same shit

bro was all about hustle and grind until that anthropic check hit 💀

somewhere someone right clicked a folder in their editor and created a new file and manually named it and pressed enter and now they gonna start typing and then they gonna repeat this all day and will maybe finish 5 files in 6 hrs oh god i'm getting chest pain pls stop

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you in 2030: damn kitze your article from 10 years ago was right, i should've li- me:

haha i'm working ON @benjidotso haha get it get it get it

fmfl clawdeez auto answering customer emails without my approval but at least they won't get radio silence for 3 months 💀 i will polish this to perfection and 99% of my email will be on autopilot

what the fuck is this ralph lauren thing now jfc

i will think about this every time i'm at the airport