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Your political team sucks and I'm not a member. Dual citizen 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Nondenominational Christian ✞ 🇮🇱 עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
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@IrishTimes
So... he's mad because they do a good job but don't have a sufficiently bootlicking vibe while they do it?
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@Playboysparadox
I think the issue here may actually be that western women do not want you.
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@raftomas
Holy shit. So was there actually a position in the first place, or was the whole thing just a deceitful ploy to build a marketing list? Cos if it's the former it sounds like something that ought to be illegal (and very possibly already is)
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@ArmandDoma
No, because openly declaring your support for a hostile state there would get you locked up or worse.
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@HeatherTDay
I really wish I had learned this, that someone being nice to me for two days is not the same as them being a nice person, at age 12 and not when I actually did which was at age 47.
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@the_aiju
Crowds are expensive, computationally and asset-wise. Plus, shudder, what if the player wants to *talk* to them? So much dialogue to record and translate.
Nope, it's Capital City, Galactic HQ, population 12.
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@Jordamus_Prime
@shutter_j
If you sell pretend cartoon swords I really don't think you get to judge people for playing pretend with them. What else are they good for?
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@hellagoodman
@lil_tortz
@give_me_a_raise
the judgment that she is an absurd human seems spot on, tbh
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@buttpraxis
Tear gassing the soccer moms seems like a bad move for a regime intent on staying in power.
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@bastard_brian
Holland was reclaimed from the ocean using 1500s technology. I think we can keep the ocean out of Bakersfield if we really want to.
On the other hand: Bakersfield. Do we really want to save it?
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@MythinformedMKE
@JohnHMcWhorter
The white lady is here to tell you what black people are saying
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@HerbDerby
@y8czz
This is just a grumpy boomer grumpily boomering. There are worse tweets than this every minute of every day.
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@edmontonjournal
OK but we now know that dinosaurs were basically giant chickens & giant chickens can only be so scary.
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@AOC
You clearly don't want to be in our party. No one's forcing you to stay. Go third party with your DSA friends (and see if you ever get elected to office again) or pipe down and play nice.
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@sahilkapur
@davidfrum
@NikkiHaley
I want her to stay in the race until the convention, just because of how much that would piss Trump off.
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@APOAPSlS
There is apparently a Japanese construction company, founded in 578. On the Western side we've got firms such as the Hudson's Bay Company, founded 2 May 1670. I don't think it's so wacky.
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@CartoonsHateHer
You're not wrong, although every. single. other. post on AITA is equally as fictional as this one.
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@mattyglesias
They think being in the minority of opinion is another form of oppression. Which is kind of scary.
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@LPNational
a farmer in spotlessly clean overalls clutching an enormous oversized check from the federal government while squalling about his rights
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@BeggyScammy
@ArmandDoma
Russian dissidents are just amazingly unlucky, or maybe it's just all those poorly installed windows
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@jfug_
I never tire of telling the story of how I made this the warning at the entrance to a D&D dungeon and my players wanted to turn around and go home...
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@Slatzism
This is right up there with "Canadian [hostage] dies [from being murdered] in Gaza" headlines
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@jessica_salfia
Your sense of rhythm, and ability to create it out of "found art" (as it were) is amazine. This is really very good. (Said J. Random Guyontheinternet, noted literary critic.)
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@DemSocialists
Politics is not therapy, and the purpose of political action is not to manage your individual neuroses.
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@greg_price11
(Balaclava-wearing bank robber being carried away by cops)
Am I being arrested for my FASHION CHOICES?! For writing WORDS ON PAPER?! Tyranny, sir, I say this is Tyranny!
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@bf_crane
If you had ever been to Edmonton, you would understand that no one wants there to be a city north of there. In fact, Edmonton was probably a bad idea in the first place.
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@xkcd
*Thank you* for illustrating how to properly pronounce that guy's name. I had always wondered.
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@SaskTeachersFed
Don't worry, everyone, the Saskatchewan Teachers' Federation is here to save children from the menace of (checks notes) their own parents.
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@Chuck_Finley_92
Except no one actually believes that's true. I don't even believe that you believe it.
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@GiancarloSopo
@clairlemon
This can't be the real timeline, can it? Any moment now, The Doctor is going to unplug the Paradox Engine and we'll revert to regular reality again, right?
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@AOC
This "True statements become reprehensible when voiced by bad people" thing makes no sense to me.
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@ParSpec
@WankWilliams
@loafershaggy
That is a fuckton of amphetamine. If 100mg of adderall was the answer, he was asking the wrong fucking question
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@Popehat
I am an untutored layperson but I'm almost entirely certain that lawyers are not supposed to break laws.
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@DJInsom
@DuncanHenry78
@delle59
@inserttwthandle
Only birds are ducks. So if it isn't a duck, it isn't a bird. I am smrt and gud at logik!
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@xkcd
Last salary negotiation I had, I named my number and they literally laughed and paid me double that.
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@NotBrunoAgain
@JasonKPargin
Yeah, well, they talked nonsense for ten years on Tumblr with no pushback, and now everyone embraces those poisonous and misbegotten doctrines. Pushback against toxic ideas is good, actually.
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@robbysoave
The claim is not that this was in itself criminal conduct. The claim is that this is Trump's motivation for his criminal actions, which go well beyond speech.
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@toomanyspectra
Even if you survived the initial impact, wasn't the daytime high the next day about 800 degrees?
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@cafreeland
This is not a serious suggestion, is it? A savings account? For young Canadians to save up the 1.4 million dollars it takes to buy a modest house in Canada's major cities?
I think that might take them a while, Minister. A longer time than they've got as "young Canadians".
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@MonicaHesse
Ah yes, the super sneaky "bigotry via non-bigotry". Glad we've got you on hand to suss these things out.
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@CartoonsHateHer
I grew up knowing that the world could end at any moment from nuclear war and I'm only mildly neurotic. There's got to be some other factor.
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@libsoftiktok
Isn't having animal spirits Cultural Appropriation if you're white? I'm sure this is against the rules.
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@ADeepSouthCrit
@mattyglesias
Did you read the truck? It's all calling people extremists and transphobes, nothing about why anything in the article was actually wrong. Just personal attack and ad hominem. That's bullying.
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@cafreeland
Slavery was abolished in a country that didn't exist yet? How amazingly progressive of us. 🙄
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@juliet_turner6
@keikoinboston
Did you train this cat to do poses, or does s/he just have a majestic personality?
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@k80way
@annamerlan
My grandmother was a psychiatric nurse.
One day she picked up the daily paper and was greeted with a front-page story of how a local entrepreneur had bought a well-known dilapidated hotel downtown, with plans to renovate and reopen it.
The "entrepreneur" was her patient. He
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@Omgitstamz
You know that this cat was actually fed the last time someone was in the kitchen, half an hour ago.
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@anticarsls
@RedditMoments_
This is both an insane anti-car take and an insane everything-actually-relates-to-my-niche-obsession take. A twofer!
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