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Calgary, Alberta
Joined May 2015
Window shopping for a pizza and closing the app because a single medium is like 40 bucks.
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It's noteworthy that Frank Seravalli is openly calling for the Flames to fire Don Maloney. Not some random blogger. President of the PHWA, the NHL invites him to observe the lottery draft.
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I like the lolcow cheese. Makes a great pretzel skillet
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This diva told 2 different teams he would only play for the Rangers before he played a single nhl game, congrats your team is located in New York City.
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So? Pretty embarrassing to have the NYC free agency buff and only 3 good players.
Would Adam Fox be the best defenseman on your team?
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Let Ras know I'll drive him to the airport when he gets traded, even in this weather
Calgary airport just re-opened following snowstorm closure, and there’s quite the traffic jam on the tarmac, as planes wait for de-icing.
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not good enough. put our addresses on there and include the top 5 reviewed restaurants in a 10 km radius
In a couple hours, we'll be rolling out About This Account globally, allowing you to see the country or region where an account is based. This will be accessible by tapping the signup date on profiles. This is an important first step to securing the integrity of the global town
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How do you give the responsibility of the trade deadline and draft preparations to a general manager you don't have under contract? He's not gonna do shit. he's prepping his resume for the Drury job
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Conroy gonna spend the rest of the year browsing zillow and contacting his connections in New York🙂👍Just like Treliving did when he was left a lame duck by this org twice.
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Imagine you’re Gavin mckenna, you’re 18, you’re in college, you woke up today and start getting texts that the Biden-ass president of the Calgary Flames thinks you’re washed
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It's 2:30 AM and I'm still laughing that Don Maloney trash talked McKenna. Mentioned him by name as maybe not worthy of a top pick. How are those pre-draft interviews going to go now, moron?
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Grok thinks Musk should've been the #1 pick in the 1998 NFL draft.
Elon has programmed grok to say he's lean and muscular with extensive martial arts training and that he used to do no-rules street fights
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Pouring one out for the "Flames will never be bad with Wolf in net" guys. haven't heard from them much lately
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Enough about Kadri Andersson Coleman. We should start a campaign to get a first for Morgan Frost.
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Dave Portnoy all over the news crying about online hate and harassment in real life. Inshallah it escalates to the point he can't do his pizza bullshit
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Sharangovich was sitting so the callup will probably not be somebody who they want to play. It will be a popcorn eater for 13th F, so don't freak out when it's Hunt or Kirkland and not Stromgren/Gridin
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I really didn’t like the new predator movie. The tone was “Disney cartoon”
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