No big deal. Just me and the best defensive player ever. Lawrence Taylor explains why his style wouldn’t mix with the modern NFL and tells a classic story about an exchange with Joe Montana after Joe pulled a Mahomes sideline move on him. Check it out: https://t.co/HqXvY0XXEe

“I think you'll find it's the exact same measurements as our gym back in Hickory." 👉 https://t.co/I7vTuQKM01

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Better craftsmanship than 90% of actual vehicles on the road today …

Sweet bastard committee now in session … 👉 @Super70sSports Store

“I'll find him for three but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.” 👉 https://t.co/lfsoVubmYU

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That one time Larry Bird decided to play left-handed against the Blazers because, and this is an actual quote, “I’m saving my right hand for the Lakers.” 47 points, 14 rebounds, 11 assists. Two nights later, the Celtics beat the Lakers at the Forum.

Dead for 15 years, still more relevant than 98% of living people.

I miss the NFL where your starting quarterback could look equally capable of orchestrating a touchdown drive or grabbing an acoustic guitar and performing Southern Cross.

Otis loves them! 👉 @Super70sSports Store

One of life’s questions we all must reckon with sooner or later: Who the hell’s your favorite M*A*S*H character? 👉 https://t.co/kpttCeg2OG

Why not …

My dad, Donnie Cobb, was county sheriff when I was little. Here he is, second from the right, after a bootleg bust in the mid 70s. On the far left is Bud Wyatt, my future Little League coach and the guy who took me to my first major league game after Dad passed away. Good men.

And suddenly it’s decision time …

Throw up a hand if you remember when browsing the newspaper’s sports section was one of the greatest pleasures of your day.

If this sweet bastard ever says he’s your huckleberry, I would strongly advise you to retreat and find another huckleberry. And, yes, I’m damn glad he’s my ally … 👉 @Super70sSports Store

“Don’t go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh, you can THINK about it … but don't do it.” 👉 https://t.co/JFpfKUBHmZ

Walt "No Neck" Williams hit .270 for his career but is best remembered for leading the American League nine consecutive times in not having a neck.

“Your mom kinda freaked me out.” 👉 https://t.co/Qhl1uUl1fT

The Tiger Stadium concession stand was pretty much just like your high school lunch room except the ladies had Stroh’s.