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Box Braid Color Blends For Spring 🍃🌸🌼:
Honey Ginger: 27+30+350
Sweet Vanilla: 27+613
The Classic: 2+27+30
Auburn: 33+350
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“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
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“I gotta do everything in this gatdamn house.”
Y’all need something wholesome this morning. You’re welcome.
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Every time y’all say this I bring up the “What Were You Wearing?” exhibit. An exhibit that showcases clothing SA victims were wearing at the time of their assault, an exhibit filled with the real clothes you speak of you foolish goat
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Alicia Keys ain't say one goddamn word about how only singers should sing while James Charles was bussing out them tone deaf ass vocals, he got some nerve. Worrying about the wrong keys sir
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“They say the Chinese started the Covid epidemic. But really it was me. I’d developed it in my garage and sold it to the highest bidder. Easiest $100 I’ve ever made.”
Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
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I HATE when people lose their patience with non English speakers trying to communicate. Autocorrect the only thing keeping half of y’all sounding literate don’t get cute 😒
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Then you didn’t get her everything under the sun now did you
You give a woman everything under the sun but she gone be mad cause you ain’t get her no flowers lmao.
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Our parents taught us to push through anything no matter what we’re dealing with which is why we’re all high functioning depressives with anxiety 🥴🥴🥴
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My sister had this white girl in her college try to tell her she only got in because of affirmative action. My sister went “I was valedictorian of my school and you’re asking me for help on your homework so who really shouldn’t be here?” Girl never asked her for shit again LMFAO
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The other day my mom said something that hurt my feelings. She goes “well people are always going to say mean things.”
I said “I’m 25 years old and yet the only time I’ve ever heard that said to me is when it’s come from you.” The silence on the phone lasted like 3 mins 😭
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Oh my baby is fed UP
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A lot of people don’t have the capacity to love their kids past the baby stage. Soon as autonomy shows up, they show out
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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You can get an STD after 1 body or 20 bodies. Activity =\= health. Get tested regularly and don’t be a weirdo
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“Why is nobody talking about this” is my least favorite way to be presented information
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You don’t need sexual experiences to validate sexuality. Let’s leave that nonsense behind
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9 year old me at the dinner table getting yelled at for wasting food I already said I didn’t want to eat:
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That lady who enjoyed having coffee in the morning with her husband
What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen Twitter hate?
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Pads vs. tampons should be a convo about comfort only. Y’all getting into hygiene and all this other stuff that tells me you simply don’t bathe
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Y’all aren’t used to seeing love, you’re used to seeing people who settled and made it work
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Y’all can’t handle a fraction of the energy you give fat people
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Look at them making stuff up already there was NEVER a black man holding a folding chair
Montgomery Police Chief Darryl Albert lists the names of the white suspects and charges in the riverboat brawl, and asks that the Black male who was wielding the folding chair “contact the Montgomery Police Department for further interviews and as part of this investigation.”
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“It’s unprofessional to see cashiers sitting down.”
And it’s weird to care
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Sometimes stupid questions need an even more stupid response 😂
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Is this why my stimulus taking so fucking long? Get yo ass back in those meetings!
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For all we know she paid for the bottle
Look at the poor ass begging girl in the background 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The elephant when it heard that lady was being buried at 2pm
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She making a face like “Ahhhhh you caught me.” GIRL BYE LMAOOO
Woman Who Asked About Reward Money Under Her Own ‘Most Wanted’ Post Arrested
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Y’all be like “Gen Z don’t know nothing about this!” and then play a song from 2010
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Me realizing instead of parenting them I can just traumatize them back:
Parenting your parents is NOT for the faint of heart.
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Y’all keep letting this man rock until one his rituals opens up the 7th circle of hell
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Healthcare workers are about to enter the third year of the pandemic and they have every right to be pissed about it
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Why is everyone who’s favorite color purple like this 😭😭
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Why do y’all believe that apologies and forgiveness go hand in hand?
So DaBaby apologizes and y’all say “fuck his apology” lol y’all weird bro.
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It’s so crazy that we can all watch someone commit a crime and the legal system could just be like “no they didn’t ❤️.”
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Somebody hand me a rose toy and a plane ticket, I’ll take care of those forest fires mySELF
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Not only do we have the worst parents but we got the worst community members cause I’d get my homegirl the diapers before taking a pic and posting it
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Children expressing their autonomy will always be disrespect to people who have control issues
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I hate a “when you cooking for me” ass nigga. Baby I’m depressed neither of us eating
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I saw one lady mention how her drink was spiked by the bartender in response to people saying use these and now I’m frustrated all over again
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I don’t think s**cide should be a disqualifier for life insurance policy payouts
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I don’t get why y’all act like blatant staring is impossible to not do
Should women who wear revealing clothes to the gym complain when people look at them?
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Quiet as it’s kept, there were TONS of employees like this at the schools
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Black women will be touched by health, happiness and love all 2021. Asè
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Men think that women look up to female rapper as role models the way they do their rappers. Lol. Lmao. Rofl
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“I think the vaccines are silly. I mean covid can’t be that bad right? You know it’s full name is coronavirus. Corona. Beer, limes, tacos, hot women in little bikinis. I’d want that inside of me. Sounds fun to me. Maybe the thousands of death are just from having a rager.”
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Y’all keep lying about how easy natural hair is and that’s why nobody stays natural lmao. The journey with connecting to your hair is nice but be honest with the girls
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I have a friend who’s been unemployed for over 6 months now and has applied to everything under the sun. They’re pushing this labor shortage narrative to shame workers when in reality they still aren’t hiring nobody. Y’all sound dense af about unemployment benefits ending
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Black person in a competition show:
Me: I want them to win
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“Y’all are happy BLACK nurses got fired?” No don’t do that baby. Y’all support people good or bad cause they black and that’s very much out
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It’s disrespectful to the victims of the Tuskegee experiment every time y’all bring them up to prove a point you don’t have about the vaccine
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Big ole freak! Welcome to Popeye’s, how can ah 👅 help you?
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I see why
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White people be like “you make me feel unsafe, let me follow you for an extended period of time”
“Thank you for walking through neighborhoods with your terrorist scarf.”
A Harvard graduate student wearing a keffiyeh, was subjected to Islamophobic harassment on campus by Eve Gerber, wife of Jason Furman, professor at Harvard's Kennedy School and a former Obama Admin advisor.
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35+ ain’t elderly but it’s definitely too damn old to be a mean girl. Go take your vitamins please
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So the vaccine requirement at my job goes live soon and my coworkers are talmbout striking. Anyways I’ll let y’all know when they jobs open up for anybody looking
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Now when they bedroom door creak open slowly at 3am in the morning and there’s just the silhouette of this turkey, I don’t want to hear a WORD
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Stop making me talk to a robot when I call into customer service
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I’ll never forget when my mother told me I wasn’t allowed to defend myself against her because she was an authority figure. I asked her if somebody telling her that when she was my age is the reason she ended up with a man like my father
Didn’t speak to me for 3 weeks
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Is this your child? Cause if not I think we gotta have a different convo about age appropriate behavior
Do yall think getting some blue pieces in a 9 year olds braids is “too grown”?
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Girls do not mature faster, they are just put into adult roles sooner. Know the difference
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😭😭😭
What's your first tweet when you search for "hate" in your page?
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How she wanted niggas to be at 8 in the morning:
Y’all went harder for Cinco de Mayo than y’all did for Juneteenth. Embarrassing.
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Your kids cannot “use you”. They literally wouldn’t exist without you bringing them here. That’s literally what you signed up for are y’all well?
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“You know. . .black people. . .”
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All insurance companies should return a major portion if not all of your premium for the year if they never had to pay a claim for you
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Real quick so if underperforming schools deserve budget cuts then what should we do for underperforming police departments?
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Y’all don’t see that big ass boom mic in the beginning
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I work in a fertility clinic and you would be surprised what men will put themselves though to avoid telling their partner they don't want kids. The stories I could tell 😭
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Should’ve put one right on the bootyhole for the full effect
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Prison don’t even make sense as a concept. So your plan was to put the worst people together, give them nothing else to do but talk to each other, other criminals mind you, and then just- let them come back out? Hello?
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Cosplay. Gangstas. FAKE ASS 🗣️ ACCENTS🗣️. Posted innanother nigga hood like a bad bitch!
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Happy Women’s History Month! Les hear it for the girls!
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Okay I’m having a debate: If someone says they’re going to show up “around 7” but get there at 7:20, is that still considered around 7??
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Rent increases should come with a mandatory upgrade of the unit idc. You better come lay some new tiles like you got some sense
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If Kayla Nicole is a deadbeat for leaving the kids with their father then how come y’all don’t call it that when your homeboys do it?
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