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Mike Elston

@MikePElston

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I teach people how social media works. he/him/hey fatty. TTRPG’s, video/board games. Dogs. Social Justice Mechwarrior.

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@MikePElston
Mike Elston
7 years
@sapphicgeek isn't that what it's all about.
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@mynameismomina @Scientits No reply in human history will top that.
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@Owen_Stephens ⁩ I honestly did not know that this was your story, I just ran into it again. It’s still awesome! #TTRPG
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@MikePElston
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@kolleenkay @aryanna5323 @nwhepcat @Reagan_Latina @black_hartx @cherelle504 @CollinRugg @Emma4Change I joined the Army at 17. If they are old enough to die for us they are old enough to speak to us.
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@MikePElston
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@YoungCluckkk @ChristineStins6 @jglewis1983 @sfrantzman @ArmyChiefStaff Basic training in 95 we went to classes on how to avoid becoming radicalized by white supremacists. Still I thank him for his efforts.
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@TheBlackKristy1 @helpmeskeletor I am trying to get #TheyArentEvenCastingRealElves trending to show the racism and hypocrisy.
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@emilycarding @davisac1 @Lael4498 @theheatherhogan There was an old story that I read about a College Professor trying to use the right honorifics for his class. For the Non-binary person he suggested “Colonel” and they loved it.
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@cryptoShields @MacPlus_87 @krassenstein @The_Last_Tru If the Clintons are Machiavellian super villains wouldn’t you be risking your life talking about them?
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@MikePElston
Mike Elston
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@ViktoriaLColvin @momeye76 @iVote4USA @kristinemontel1 @Palitato @davidhogg111 I joined the Army at 17. If they are old enough to die for us, they are old enough to speak to us.
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@case_russell @itsJeffTiedrich And that is how you human. Respect.
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@EnsPulver1958 @darafaye Pointing out her actions puts her life in danger? Maybe she shouldn’t give a guy 70 years for spitting.
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@NightsOutlaw @Grimasaur @Donttellm5 @waltermasterson It’s not murder and it’s not your business.
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6 years
@ernstralmgren @RationalMale @KaitMarieox People who call other people “betas” are betas.
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@akafacehots Ashli Babbit was an oathbreaker and a traitor that died during a riot while committing a felony.
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3 years
Having delivered for them before for almost 5 years, every other year they raise prices, the other year they shrink the bag size. More profits every year. Why not more pay.
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Frito-Lay workers are on strike. This should be bigger news. #BoycottFritoLay
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@davenewworld_2 Having delivered for them before for almost 5 years, every other year they raise prices, the other year they shrink the bag size. More profits every year. Why not more pay.
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2 years
@maddi_pow @DJROE95 During a peer review of academic standards the reviewing party declares “you must check yoself afore you wreck yoself.”
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4 years
@labviewgod @Bob11347537 @VickiRo39048729 @JamesPMorrison @conservmillen “Social Programs are trillions” most Social Programs are non discretionary-spending. They are the benefits that people payed into and expect the return thereof. Don’t try to paint them as runaway costs.
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@RonWaxman @pastorlocke He’s going for the trifecta.
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@bobda @wdrck83 @cyntiadkins @DrAmyPsyD I notice you did not even try to offer any solutions. Be damned by your own rhetoric.
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@Colleennorell @ben_the_dem He’s a time draft dodger who thinks that dodging STD’s was his Vietnam and that his military school is the same as serving.
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@MarkTheModel @historyinmemes I’d say that you’re someone. I’d dare say that she saw you as an extremely good person and that’s why she wrote to you. Be well.
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@IndyJoFraser @HRC @jk_rowling It’s only defamation if it’s not true. So quoting her own words is the opposite of defamation. Also: This ain’t the UK.
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@SimonSidleman @SoozUK I would not leave small animals in your care.
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@JoshuaNiday_ @krassenstein Protest and insurrection are 2 different things. But I’m glad that you agree that the J6 losers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible.
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6 years
@IrrefutableMM @TSubtext @BrianKempGA Kobach was laughed out of Court and couldn’t provide more than a dozen allegations of voter fraud that id’s would have stopped.
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5 years
@Cheleykva @TPM To some equality equals oppression.
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3 years
@WolfKingDice3 @TMtfromcc @Libertarian_NYC @sheeptweetZ @itsJeffTiedrich Nope. You are part of a society and that entails responsibilities as well as rights. Our society declared that Vaccine Mandates were legal and minimally invasive 1905. That’s why you don’t have Polio.
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@Sheraleeable @RealJamesWoods @realtordotcom @mmfa You think Aligning yourselves with accused pedophiles and the people who support them is good business?
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2 years
@WildPawg @charybdeez @DatJustinGuyTho @TheHyyyype You do understand that one party attempted to fix the underlying issues, the other party added 181 amendments and then voted against it right?
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@raxamas @JordanUhl We’ve done that every year for at least 100 years. How is it working out?
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3 years
@BigDaddyDedpool @BigSquishyDM @Polygon Sounds like you aren’t interested in this product. I am sure that you have more important things to do than just gripe about it. I look forward to seeing how you use your time more effectively.
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2 years
@smenor @mattxiv This is literally the best definition of them that I have ever heard. In the future do you want to be quite tweeted, or can I use this without attribution?
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@chrisfullen2 @itsJeffTiedrich Is the evidence in the room with you now?
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3 years
@AdequateAn She died committing a felony.
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@Wills22271910 @kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump We would rather you gained wisdom and joined the rational side of the force.
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4 months
JFC what is wrong with Texas?
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Southern Sister Resister - Wordsmith #IAmTheStorm
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Republican leaders in Texas are racists. Anyone who votes for Republicans in Texas are racists. If you are a woman, have female kids, or are a minority living in Texas, get the fuck out if you can. Start preparing for the worst if you can’t because you are not safe. #FreshStrong
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@HuginnOfOdin @Inkaino I know that you know.
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@fopminui @fasc1nate How could you not mention that he got the dog back?
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@annettesjl @yorksranter @MeliseGerber @LeeFlower There’s a documentary about it, but we are not allowed to discuss it.
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@FLCons @RepJamesComer What office did Biden hold in 2018?
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@cybermegumin @YvrisDMs And they’re not even casting real elves!
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@RonnyJacksonTX Trump signed the surrender treaty and freed 5000 Taliban fighters.
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@rka1010blog @CNN @pattonoswalt @SarahKSilverman Are you kidding? Patton Oswald was the best part of Down Periscope!
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@RevDaniel Can I know more about the dog, beautiful family btw.
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@AdviceKev @kharyp @gordon_hughes2 This is you being the best human that you can be?
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@autistic_muse @daimon_shaw @Great_Katzby Sorry. You’re missing some good stuff.
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2 years
@Lucy_K_Jokesch @cpettway79 @GregPacknett @SimuLiu Really? How many Tarantino movies have purple people in them? Name one.
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@RedBlueUnite @lindyli Honestly I think the 320 legislation protects him, but not one single corporation will be advertising here in 2 weeks.
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@Sullie870125 @Travis_in_Flint Presidents Biden and Obama released their taxes.
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@borntwoexcel @notcapnamerica You spelled Incel wrong in your user name.
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2 years
@NowW_MoreCheese @BrianKarem I would hope that this is correct.
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@ninersfan6191 @BrianKarem @CalltoActivism That's not how it works. Employee takes sick day, goes & gets procedure. Insurance is billed by clinic & pays bill. Company/management just know that the employee took a sick day; that's all. Insurance barred by HIPAA from disclosing anything. Works fine, from a privacy POV.
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@Abodawg @smoked0gg @jakeshieldsajj That’s explicitly what it means.
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@TimRunsHisMouth @_IsaiahMcKenzie @NFL The Supreme Court ruled over 100 years ago that vaccinations can be legally mandated. Try harder next time.
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@thomasglee @Boricua405 @Imposter_Edits You’re the guy at the bbq telling “just jokes”.
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2 years
@martini_henery @blaz_man96 Show me any evidence you have of someone “teaching deviancy”. Or better yet, share it with the FBI.
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@billbailoutbill @RedTRaccoon Respect and Honor to Great Uncle Ed, because he certainly was.
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@outcast___777 @BitsHammer This you defending slavery bro?
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4 years
@ginacarano Ironic that this episode premiered on #TransDayOfRemembrance 2020. A day where we remember beautiful people who were killed trying to live their dreams.
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@JonIsTheFuture @SecretaryPete No just 420,000 people died and the entire economy.
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@Stax_a_Trillion @LqLana @kirkanthony Those Republicans that abolished slavery, were they Conservatives or Progressives? I’ll await your answer.
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@lavenderdrag0n @cbrittonauthor He never saw no “plain girl”.
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@PatrickRothfuss Did you get his digits? I’m not even sure if I mean his phone number.
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@vivalalopez89 @ginacarano Trans people are killed just for existing, but yeah, the “don’t bring politics into it” crowd can still “respect you as a person”. I wish you would fight for trans people to get the same treatment.
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@Gigiluvs2020 @GenFlynn She was an oathbreaker and a traitor that died while committing a felony during a riot.
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@ThomasSickler @ArtVand18778583 @thedailybeast So you’re saying that we should drug test Trump. I agree.
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@AlignUs1 @JanZaxBee Not all Conservatives fly Nazi flags, but Al the people who fly Nazi flags are conservatives.
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@AmySwearer @rpetty Friendly reminder the NYPD has an accuracy of 18% during incidents. I am sure that some teachers and a 2 day course will do much better.
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@kody922 @daveford @davenewworld_2 Exactly. Meanwhile productivity and profits have gone through the roof.
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@ThorneChan @incandescaent I liken a 20 strength to the Mountain actor from GOT.
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@JesseNeon I am Dune for that.
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@GingerStevie @zCiver @myelessar It’s not a narrative, it’s an encyclopedia. I still enjoy it.
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@OddreyMonkey @mmpadellan Nope. Most fraud causes are the profits of the fraud plus a punitive amount. Can’t wait.
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@AGramuglia @hellocookie Yup. Our owner wanted us to a) work, b) put lightweight furniture out in front of 8 foot glass windows in 90 mph winds during Sandy.
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@FutureChrisJr @xtzmu @NotHaru47 There’s no such thing as a free market.
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This is why the internet was invented.
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@CleverMaxName @EdKrassen He put in Discord for the lulz. He didn’t do it for any moral reason.
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@LqLana @Karnala110 @Karnala110 just in case you missed it.
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@nanahux62 @Leslieoo7 @flkemper @OmarRiverosays I wish everyone who calls themselves a “Christian” was like him and his lovely wife.
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@mumbly_joe @quendergeer I still believe he should be charged with attempted murder.
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2 years
Today I have achieved a life goal. #Comicsgate is a hate group leader Ethan Van Sciver blocked me after arguing for hours that he wasn’t hateful while he was making fat jokes and defending racists. This is what winning tastes like. #ComicsgateIsAHateGroup
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@wesmmiller @JonnieParkin @_OutOfTheMany @philkimbo @BlueEyedFluff @HamillHimself No dude. You missed the point of Carrie Fisher. She would be 100% behind the Woman’s March. She was an actor AND an activist.
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@MattBinder @realchasegeiser Wow! Someone came with receipts.
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@RyanGirdusky Christopher Columbus sold girls under the age of 10 as sex slaves and cut the hands off of people who did not bring him enough gold. We know all of this because of a letter from an unimpeachable source: Christopher Columbus.
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@Varocka @GravyVampire305 @megasoyt @TheLegendOfMart @DevinNash Go look up what conditions were like right before the Great Depression.
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