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ONGSASUN CONFLICT
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TREAT YOUR ARTISTS EQUALLY
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well i guess i have to make a new post now
if you need to find me when this website collapses, i am on t****r, m******n and w*******s all with the same u**r n**e
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pretty sure disguising your soldiers as medical personnel is a war crime
WATCH: Dressed as doctors and nurses, Israeli special forces carry out Fauda-style operation in Jenin hospital
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oh you've been sexually harassed by me? name 5 fucked up things about my dick
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PROSECUTOR: never? Not once in all the time you have lived at the defendant's house?
MY CAT: I have never been fed, your honor
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ME: i have two things to do today
MY BRAIN: infinity things to do, got it
ME: no, just two
MY BRAIN: no point even starting
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when the waiter asks me if i want more balsamic vinegar in my olive oil dip
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100 years ago this person would have drawn a big straight line on a map of the arabian peninsula and then treated themselves to a toot of opium
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i feel "israel has killed so many of the hostages there aren't enough left for its own hostage exchange proposal" should be bigger news idk
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all fandoms are a desperate attempt by two of these groups to keep out the other one
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[VATS noise]
The FALLOUT party at SXSW was fun. Then this guy showed up.
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germany's jews represent 1% of its population, but 37% of those arrested for antisemitic offences since Oct 7th
Israeli Jew Hadas was arrested yesterday by Berlin police for holding this sign
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did they ever catch this kid
A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight.
Yes, you read that correctly.
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WIFE: this cheese goes hard
ME: hell yeah it does
WIFE: no i mean you have to put it back in the packet
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YOUTH PASTOR, TRYING NOT TO CRY: d-drag race is pretty cool, b-but you know who else was... was... was serv... serving c... you know who else was serv... [TAKES A SLOW DRINK OF WATER]
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working on a theory that america can't get a proper revolution going because they roads are too wide
Periodic reminder that in addition to slave patrols, American policing has its roots in union-busting, property protection, and scab defense against striking workers. Cops have been on the wrong side of *every* labor struggle in US history and have no place in organized labor.
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again, that's a road. You're on roading
Cybertruck is savage on off roading trails and handles the mud like a champ.
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elizabeth holmes didn't "fool all of america" she fooled techbros and venture capitalists which is considerably easier
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this is the only weapon that can kill henry kissinger
A sword made out of the wreckage of a US military plane gifted by Laotian Communists to Vietnam
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i love how he does the "dad doing kung fu" face even tho he's actually really good at kung fu
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He doesn't have insurance (because he didn't want to get busted for filing a false claim) and now he's gonna be investigated for fraud for a 50k gofundme lol
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GOON: hey boss, would you still love me if i was a woim
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if you run away from a cop because you think it's an illegitimate arrest he can arrest you for resisting arrest even if you're right
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trans people be like "when i was a little, kid" and that little fucking pause that's imperceptible to cis people kills me every time
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It's only toxic masculinity if you ingest it, otherwise it's venomous masculinity
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every single patch crisp and fresh out of the etsy parcel
Just it time for our Women Speak Fl event in Ocala tomorrow!
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i have never been more earnest in my entire life when i say R E T V R N
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those are all the people he's punched
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i am sick to death of these omens and portents
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by
@itvnews
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damn that's crazy maybe they could get together with other employees and pool their cash to hire someone to represent their interests collectively somehow
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all discourse aside, thumbnail for this looks like stewart is being assigned to a backwater space station by a starfleet admiral who hates him
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this tweet predicted the next 10 years of discourse
my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
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in the USSR, you had to wait in line for basic necessities! now, if you'll excuse me I'm in a phone queue to beg a senator for insulin
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*sighs, goes up to the big whiteboard, crosses PARASOCIAL off the "words people are allowed to use" list*
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HILLARY CLINTON AT THE INAUGURATION OF THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT: no, it's fine i just didn't think she'd be chinese
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there are mentats everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Jeremy Corbyn’s call for ‘peace’ plays into the hands of anti-western dictators | Letter
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there is nothing wrong with owning a crab but "don't you own a crab" is a flawless burn. Paradoxical
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@JackdawJackal
@SAMOYEDWAVE
*remembering that girls love bad boys* makes an illegal move
*remembering that they also love vulnerability* takes my own pawn
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Forbes article: elon musk is a modern day henry ford
(2 minutes later)
We regret to inform you elon musk is a modern day henry ford
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fallout
fallout 2
fallout 3
fallout new vegas
fallout 4
fallout 76
fallout 2000
fallout me
fallout xp
fallout vista
fallout 7
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NAIVE VOTER: please, president biden, do something
WISE LIBERAL: uh, actually he's completely powerless
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Historical materialist here! Societies only do this when they're VERY distressed!
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oh btw we confirmed that yes the IDF did deliberately target fleeing refugees on the road they designated as a safe evacuation route but we're now all talking about the next atrocity they did so
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is the unifying power of music going to give toddlers back their legs
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INSANE COMMIE: we should try not to make the planet uninhabitable
SENSIBLE CENTRIST: it's actually impossible to do that, because of term limits
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HISTORIANS: we still don't understand the psychogenic causes of outbreaks of mass hysteria like the dancing plague of 1518
ME: i saw a button that said carp so i clicked it
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zionists are rediscovering forms of racism like those scientists who thaw out siberian microbes
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As always, female-coded bodies in male-coded clothing are "gender-neutral" whereas male-coded bodies in female-coded clothing are highly gendered to the point of deviancy
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Hitman tutorial level-ass assassination
FBI studies two broken cameras outside cell where Epstein died: source
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The british game show must always contain a segment where the contestants attempt to explain what they do to the host. Although this serves no intrinsic purpose and viewers find it tedious, it is necessary so that their class position can be accurately ascertained
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every time you look up the history of LGBT rights in a communist country the article says "the communists legalised gay sex in 1974 purely to embarrass the west"
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when computers started saying "oopsie woopsie something went wrong" instead of "EXCEPTION IN BLOCK 000XXF956" that's where we lost our way as a society
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who says violence never solves anything
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REACTION SPEED [Easy: Failure] - You strike the coolest pose you are able to produce. Something once bright shrivels inside your chest, turning black and small. The photographer activates his camera, immortalising this little death.
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prefacing every remark i make with this from now on
#PopeFrancis
: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."
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surproose! es aanater fuuken bykleken
Finding some surprises while cleaning the canals of Amsterdam.
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you know it's weird that transhumanists think making humans into machines means we'll live forever because i don't have any working devices older than my dog
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ladies if you take a billionaire home and he doesn't have unionised workers don't fuck him
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[PROMOTING MY FILM "CIVIL WAR" WHICH IS ABOUT A CIVIL WAR] the only way to beat nazis is through elections
“If the left wants to combat right-wing extremism, it needs to be in the business of winning elections.” explains Alex Garland, writer and director of ‘Civil War’.
New pod:
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look, I'm not saying Musk is a nazi, I'm just saying that a lot of the thousands of nazis who follow him for some reason were really excited when he asked who controls the media
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Small brain: who is grimes
Large brain: who is elon musk
Laser brain: what is the met ball
Galaxy brain: what is the catholic church
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israelis had a chance to do one good thing and they whiffed it
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bring back articles about trans people that are like "this dude's a chick now; looks great" and "switcharoo! brother and sister and now sister and brother"
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Rob, could you possibly have put that literally ANY other way
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someone makes this exact same post every two months and we have to explain again that we can't keep dedicated queer venues open even with alcohol and fucking
I'm an adult who doesn't have friends and think there should be a place that isn't dominated by alcohol and 80-100dB sounds to meet other queer people to become friends with
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@SAMOYEDCORE
ME, AVOIDING REGISTERING AS A HOTEL BY EXPLOITING RENTAL LAWS: hahaha, yes!
ME, WHEN MY GUESTS ARE TREATED BY THE LAW AS RENTERS: what the fuck
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DEFENSE: i would like to enter into evidence exhibit C, this bowl with a large amount of cat food in it all pushed to the side
JUDGE (ALSO A CAT): overruled
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anime-ass way to behave
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i don't HAVE your dogecoin! it's in Bill's apes and Frank's apes!
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kind of overshadowed by other news but commiserations to indigenous australians, who've been told in no uncertain terms they're not even allowed a non-binding voice in the "democratic" country that landed on top of them
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This is the change frog. RT if there's anything you need to change
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jobs i've had in order:
-lvl 1 crook
-lvl 35 hitman
-lvl 99 boss
jobs i've had in order:
-papa john's pizza maker
-candymaker
-xbox call center (worst job)
-dishwasher
-tv/movie freelance, mostly office stuff
-tv associate producer
-water filtration company receptionist
-law firm receptionist
-digital comms (easily the best job i've had)
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"What did you do in the revolution, comrade?"
"I ran the weratedogs account"
"My apologies, party secretary, I didn't recognise you"
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The existence of Tyler, the Creator presupposes the existences of a Tyler, the Destroyer. In this essay i shall
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this tweet is a rollercoaster
New Zealand fired its official wizard after 23 years.
Ian Brackenbury Channell was paid $16,000/year to perform "acts of wizardry" like rain dances, making over $300,000. His contract termination came after he made misogynistic comments about beating women, reports
@guardian
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there is a pernicious strain of american evangelism that insists that rather than an itinerant preacher who insisted his followers give away all their wealth, jesus was actually an upper middle class merchant and folks if that's what you're after have i got the religion for you
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HEY GUESS WHAT OCEANS ARE NOW
Contrary to what various belligerents replying to me say, I suspect your average country is going to conclude “stop genociding the Palestinians” is an easier and more achievable goal than “obliterate the Houthis and pacify Yemen”, a project that has been failing for a decade.
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i give it about 3 hours before this starts popping up as proof of hamas gunmen disguised as doctors
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i have to hand it to them, "twitter staff have to remove legacy checkmarks manually one by one" is a bit i couldn't have come up with in my wildest imaginings
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I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.
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a lot of the quote tweets from this aren't symptoms of a mental health crisis but beautiful personal works of the kind that we would all have time to pursue if capitalism was destroyed
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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