well i guess i have to make a new post now. if you need to find me when this website collapses, i am on t****r, m******n and w*******s all with the same u**r n**e.

JUNIOR EXEC: sir, we've bought BOFORS.SENIOR EXEC: yes it's an excellent acquisition .JUNIOR EXEC: indeed.

What do you want to know?.

RT @kylesheldon: When someone asks me to attend any social gathering

BRITISH FILMMAKER: we'd like to make our film again please.EXECUTIVE: is this one "old man goes for a walk" or "old man makes an unlikely friend".FILMMAKER: it's a penguin!.EXECUTIVE:.FILMMAKER: it teaches him a valuable lesson about life.EXECUTIVE: of course it does.

she's up all night to get nazi.

es bonito, no? el silencio?.

you know what? fuck you *registers your hypercam*.

when i'm in a beard-growing competition and my opponent is anyone but igor kuchatov

might be time to replace you with someone more closely connected to the inner circle of starmers cabinet.

how tf is cyber bullying real lmao just walk away from the screen glinner, like just close yr eyes.

(i know it doesn't really work like that).

if musk becomes worth $2tn he'll be the 11th richest country in the world

there is absolutely no way cooper is making that announcement, her own liver would leap up and strangle her tongue to stop it.

so much for Palestinian state recognition then.

RT @PinstripeBungle: WHAT.

imagine being the first australopithecus to qualify for the afterlife.

RT @seconds_0: The DoJ posted a 30% battery apple notes apology for getting tinder honeypotted by james okeefe into admitting they planned….

it's almost like those are my dipping jams but ok go off.

RT @Em_TeeGee: I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot

one thousand dollary-doos?

that venezuelan "narcoterrorist boat" the us army blew up in international waters was probably carrying migrants btw