Tony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski
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back to losing weight, back to the gym, back making videos, back writing. drinking coconut waters and slinging cards.
Joined November 2008
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Do not ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever question why Colin Kaepernick kneels.
DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting
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Lebron James has done more for education than Betsy DeVos, more for charity than Donald Trump, and more for inner cities than Ben Carson. Maybe Washington should shut up and dribble.
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Just a reminder. Hillary- Nasty.Mayor of San Juan- Nasty.NFL Players- Sons Of Bitches.Democrats- Losers. Nazis- Fine People.
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Numerous terrorist attacks in America this week. Not from people in a caravan.Not from people from Mexico.Not from people from Yemen.Not from people from Iran.Not from people from Syria.Not from people from Libya. All from white supremacists from America. Sick.
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AOC graduated Magna Cum Laude from Boston University and won her election in a landslide. You barely graduated college, got fired from two jobs and talk to a mirror for attention. I understand your fear.
I decided to dress up as the person who scares me most. The Democratic Dimwit Darling, socialist-loving, freedom-hating, former bartender herself @AOC
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A tale of two parties. Rachel Maddow breaks down while reporting about children being taken from their parents. Corey Lewandowski mocks a girl with Down Syndrome being taken from her parents. You decide which side of history you want to be on. I have.
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It’s sad that the NRA is tougher on kids walking out of school to support gun control than a kid walking into a school with an AR-15.
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If Stephen Paddock voted for Trump he is a terrorist. If Stephen Paddock voted for Clinton he is a terrorist. If Stephen Paddock voted for Stein or Sanders he is a terrorist. If Stephen Paddock did not vote he is a terrorist. I don't need to wait. Stephen Paddock is a terrorist.
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It’s fascinating that people on Twitter don’t realize that a “Gender Neutral Bathroom” is like the fucking bathroom in your house.
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Colin Kaepernick kneeled and donated a million to Americans. Tom Price stood and stole a million from Americans. Who is a real patriot?.
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I loved Obama as president but I couldn’t imagine wearing an Obama hat, Obama shirt, Obama stickers all over my car, and randomly yelling Obama in places. These MAGA fucks are crazy.
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Hillary Clinton- Deposed for 11 hours. did not flinch. Brett Kavanaugh- Deposed for 20 minutes. can't stop crying.
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To be clear, this is the ONLY reason Trump moved it indoors. Not weather, just does not want to be embarrased once again.
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I will be changing my wifi password to “IMPEACH45” this Thursday so that my MAGA family members have to put that in their devices to have some of my delicious WiFi.
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I am so mad that Vanilla Ice is MAGA that I drove 12 hours to my parent’s house to go in the attic and smash his most recent cassette.
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Colin Kaepernick- Son of a Bitch. Joe Arpaio- Pardoned . Just in case you ever questioned that "White Supremacist" comment . #TakeAKnee.
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I’m glad Alex Jones is banned from Facebook, YouTube, Apple, and Spotify. But I’ll be real happy when the Sandy Hook parents take every fucking penny from him for what he has done to them.
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It's always disappointed me how poorly Barack Obama handed Hurricane Katrina, the Civil War, and The Great Depression.
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@RealPhillyP @mattxiv Yet if this was a Muslim father and son doing the exact same thing, I am pretty confident you wouldn’t defend this situation. No six year old needs to load and unload a gun in a living room. It’s grooming.
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I can’t believe Michelle Wolf called Sarah Sanders a dog. Oh wait that was Rush Limbaugh on 12 year old Chelsea Clinton. But Michelle did call Sarah a pig. Oh wait that was Donald Trump on Rosie. What did Michelle say again?. Oh yeah. exposed Sarah for the liar she is.
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It cost Americans $1,250,000 for Mike Pence to protest kneeling & for Tom Price to fly in private jets. Kaepernick donated 1mil to charity.
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While Donald Trump, Michael Knowles, Ann Coulter, Dinesh D’Souza, Laura Ingraham, and Harold Cherry are bullying a 16 year old girl up for a Nobel peace prize,. I would like to congratulate Melania Trump on her amazing Be Best campaign against bullying. Fuck you Melania.
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All I am saying is I think Barack and Michelle Obama need to hold a Beto O’Rourke Rally featuring Jay Z and Beyoncé on the same day as Donald Trump’s Ted Cruz rally.
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He went to Stanford, Yale, and got a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford. He was a successful mayor and now Senator. You got fired from The Blaze and make videos in your parents bathroom. Sit down Tammy.
Cory Booker? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. #Trump2020.
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Ranked best pizza. 1. Your neighborhood pizza.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.314. Pizza Hut.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.765. Tombstone Pizza.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.1108. School pizza with the little cube pepperoni.-.-.-.-.-.-.1,436,213. A toilet seat with ketchup.-.-.-.5,324,532. Papa John’s.
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Dear NRA,. I’m so proud! Today I went to the store, showed my ID, showed proof of residence, answered a few questions, had a small background check. And now I am the owner of Children’s Sudafed for my four year old daughter. If only you pushed for those standards.
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I pray that Barack Obama invites the Golden State Warriors to his house. And wears the tan suit. And gives Steph Curry a jar of Grey Poupon.
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Fuck the wall just put Ann Coulter at the border and no one will want to come here.
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These images are from CNN and MSNBC. These are literally pictures the media showed you.
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The University of Alamaba threatened to take away season tickets if anyone boos Donald Trump. Don’t ever fucking tell me the left is fragile.
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I went outside and got the mail in the rain. I am braver than the President.
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How is there going to be an RNC if all the speakers get arrested this week?.
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Personal money given for education in 2017. Donald Trump- 0.Ivanka Trump- 0. Nicki Minaj- 25k plus. Barack Obama- 2 million.
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Nothing like a little Trudeau shade on a President that is afraid to get wet.
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BREAKING- Donald Trump has just received the coveted presidential endorsements from Stacey Dash, James Woods, James Woods’ 12 year old girlfriend, an AR-15, a bedazzled Swastika, the My Pillow Guy, and a bag of shit.
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Trump keeps saying his rallies are full, but doesn’t look like it. Wow, I would hate for #EmptySeatMAGATour to trend so people knew the truth.
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Sally Yates- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him. Barack Obama- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him. James Comey- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him. The cashier at Target- Flynn is trouble. Don’t hire him. Donald Trump- WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT FLYNN?!?!.
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I was bullied since the age of 9. I was called every name for my weight and beat up daily. Girls rejected and laughed at me constantly. I never thought about picking up a gun and murdering people. Your son is a fucking criminal.
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It’s sad that a 17 year old wearing a plaid shirt has questioned the president more than Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Lindsey Graham combined.
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Dear Deplorables,. I’m sorry Willie Nelson hurt you. Just know you still have Kid Rock, Scott Baio, and Miracle Whip. Thanks!. Me.
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Brett Kavanaugh- I HAD A BAD WEEK!. Lindsay Lohan- Hold my beer. Brett Kavanaugh- THANK YOU I LOVE BEER!.
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Dear CNN,. This is final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final final plea. Stop bringing Rick Santorum on. He is horrible. Thanks!.
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Fuck every single dumbfuck adult who attacks Greta Thunberg, who has more courage and heart than every one of those pieces of shit.
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Calling minor Trayvon Martin a “thug” is a lie and an insult. Calling minor Greta Thunberg a “freak” is a lie and an insult. Calling minor Chelsea Clinton a “dog” is a lie and an insult. Saying minor Barron isn’t a baron is a fucking factual statement. Fuck your fake outrage.
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@realDonaldTrump Fuck you, asshole. She accomplished more in 16 years than you have in 71.
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They should make a reality show with Sarah Sanders, Meghan McCain, and Sean Spicer where they go to a deserted island and there are no cameras and they just stay there and no one ever has to hear from those assholes again.
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Rep. Steve King blocked me because I called him a gigantic racist asshole in a reply, so I will just use this stand alone tweet to say that Rep. Steve King is a gigantic racist asshole.
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The Annapolis shooter was not from Syria. The shooter was not from Iran.The shooter was not from Yemen.The shooter was not from Somalia.The shooter was not from Libya.The shooter was not from Mexico. Tell me how we are safer?.
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It took Donald Trump less than a day to show support for Tomi Lahren who had a drink thrown at her arm. It also took Donald Trump three weeks to show support for James Shaw Jr. who disarmed a mass shooter and saved lives. I wonder why 🤔.
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I hope the families of Sandy Hook take every single fucking penny Alex Jones has.
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I swear Donald Trump is the second dumbest motherfucker on this planet and the first dumbest are people who voted for him.
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While Donald Trump decided to nickname Beto O’Rourke “Dummy Beto” to millions this morning. I would like to step back and thank Melania on her absolutely amazing Be Best campaign to stop bullying. Thank you FLOTUS! . And also eat a fucking gigantic pile of shit.
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Melania isn’t a victim.Melania isn’t a friend.Melania isn’t a voice of reason.Melania isn’t an ally. Melania is a Trump. And she always will be.
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I did a little research this morning and after crunching the numbers I have concluded that Donald Trump is the dumbest man alive.
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RUTH BADER MOTHERFUCKING GINSBURG!.
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I just found out Travis Tritt blocked me and I got so mad that I Googled who he was, went to the local flea market, bought his latest cassette, and threw it in the trash.
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BREAKING- The ramp just endorced Biden for president.
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Donald Trump’s military parade is going to cost taxpayers 12 million. For 12 million we could get 10,000 homeless veterans each an apartment at 1000 per month. for a year to help get them on their feet. I know where I would rather have my tax money go.
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I got three death threats for tweeting Fuck everyone wearing a MAGA hat. Which solidifies my point which is fuck everyone wearing a MAGA hat. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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I live in Florida. I have the worst Senators in America. Prove me wrong.
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I would like to make a motion that every single house GOP member go fuck themselves. All in favor?.
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Funny how the people who think protesting by kneeling during the National Anthem is unpatriotic are totally cool with not counting all the votes during a presidential election.
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I literally can imagine the Philadelphia Eagles at a BBQ in Barack Obama’s backyard listening to Kendrick Lamar and Barack is grilling wearing an apron that says “Commander In Chef” putting Grey Poupon on everything.
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Donald Trump is set to pardon Betsy DeVos for stealing all those Dalmatians.
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Trump’s NFL Policy. Kneel once- Suspended for Game. Kneel twice- Suspended Season. Molesting girls behind a dumpster- Run for Senate. Grab women by pussy- Become President. Have sex with a woman while wife is pregnant- Pay her 150,000.
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Dear CNN,. I don’t care nor will ever care how Trump voters are feeling now or on any given day. Stop giving them attention. Thanks,. Me.
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I am so mad at Kirstie Alley for her tweet praising Trump that I went to my attic and threw out her latest VHS movies.
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To all the MAGA that bombarded my DMs and quote tweeted me when I said “Fuck anyone who wears a MAGA hat”. Fuck anyone who wears a MAGA hat. Bless.
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Tom Brady has seven Super Bowl rings but Colin Kaepernick will be talked about in schools about courage and giving up everything to stand for something.
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RT if you have no issues with your tax dollars being used for Mueller’s investigation.
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I don’t care how many people tell me Ben Carson is a world renowned doctor. That man is one dumb motherfucker.
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BREAKING- Scott Baio has been appointed to the Space Force although he has not been around stars since 1986.
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I just called Ellen’s. They are on an hour wait right now 😂
Attn @AnnualMeetings attendees. Steer clear of Ellen’s in downtown Dallas! Why go there when there are so many other great choices. 🤔#sorrynotsorry #StandAndFight #DefendTheSecond
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@Santos4Congress Don’t you let the MEDIA lie about you. You survived Pearl Harbor, invented the wheel, went to the moon 13 times, married Betsy Ross, parted the Red Sea, and you have 7 Super Bowl Rings. WE GOT YOUR BACK GEORGIE!!!!!!.
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After hearing Kim Potter’s sentence today, just wanted to remind everyone that Colin Kaepernick was right about everything.
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I weighed myself today. I have officially lost 196 pounds in 2019. But more than that, I wake up happy, I work for myself selling art and cards, and I am thankful to breathe each day while fighting depression.
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One huge difference between Donald Trump and Megan Rapinoe is she doesn’t have to pay 130k to score.
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Emma Gonzalez isn’t old enough to buy a gun. Emma Gonzalez isn’t old enough to vote. Emma Gonzalez isn’t old enough to be in the military. Emma Gonzalez isn’t old enough to be president. But Emma Gonzalez is old enough to make a difference and stand up for what is right.
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I’m going to give you a 30 year lesson. Democrats fix the economy. Republicans fuck it up . Stop being fooled by a racist liar. 2020 we have a lot of work to do. #TrumpRecession.
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Kareem Hunt will play again. Colin Kaepernick will not. Because in the NFL it’s okay to abuse but not okay to protest abuse.
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Barack Obama cried when he made a gun violence speech. Donald Trump watches and tweets about Joe Biden when he is supposed to be visiting families and those injured in a mass shooting. Don’t ever tell me which president actually gave a fuck about America. Fuck Trump.
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Weekly reminder than Colin Kaepernick was right about everything.
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While Donald Trump shares a video of him murdering journalists, comedians, and political opponents at a fundraiser. I would like to thank Melania Trump on her absolutey amazing Be Best campaign to stop bullying & to be a better person. Fuck you Melania. You are a sack of shit.
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I do not want to be a conspiracy guy, but it looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene is using PEDs now.
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Two years ago I was a nobody on Twitter. Today I am still a nobody BUT I am blocked by Scott Baio and Miracle Whip. Dreams do come true.
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If Trump wants to overtake Obama's most popular tweet. all he has to do is announce he is resigning. I promise it will get 300 mill likes.
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After attacking Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, and Kamala Harris on Twitter. One thing is clear about Donald Trump. He is intimidated by smart and powerful women. As he should be.
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It's amazing how we went from "Russia is Fake News" to "Can I Pardon Myself?" in less than a week.
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Coach- Michael Irvin is snorting cocaine in the locker room. Jerry Jones- ok. Coach- Greg Hardy just beat his girlfriend. Jerry Jones- no prob. Coach- Kaepernick kneeled to bring awareness to social inj. Jerry Jones- MY PLAYERS WILL STAND WITH THE TOE ON THE LINE I MEAN IT!.
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Dear MAGA crowd. Kanye West is all yours. Enjoy. Sincerely,. Educated Americans.
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