Tony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski
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Do you have any slabs?
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Joined November 2008
Notre Dame being confused why the ACC didn’t promote them over Miami is like the side chick confused why her man spends the holidays with his wife and kids.
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Florida State was undefeated in 2023, did not make the playoffs and still had the nuts to their ass whooped by Georgia. There is zero reason for a whole ass team to opt out except sour grapes. None.
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@MarindaVannoy1 7 kids 3 successful marriages The haters hate this
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Dr Pepper is dark toilet water that has no place in civilized society
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I feel bad for people who like or respond to one of my tweets and then their timeline is flooded with the dumbest shit I wrote all week long.
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🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 FIFA has decided to give Scott Baio the 2025 FIFA Kick It Lifetime Acting Award for his amazing acting. They will present it to him on his break at Subway. FANTASTIC!
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It is amazing what two failed movies in a row can do to an actress.
Sydney Sweeney tells PEOPLE that she “doesn’t support the views” that people connected her American Eagle campaign to: “I was honestly surprised by the reaction. I did it because I love the jeans and love the brand. I don’t support the views some people chose to connect to the
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It was not even close Votes.. Joe Biden- 53 A pile of shit- 7 Joe Rogan- 2 Donald Trump- 1
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Congrats to Joe Biden for winning the 2015 Doritos PBA Peace Prize sponsored by Allstate award beating out Donald Trump and Joe Rogan. Fantastic work and thank you for all you do.
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I swear MAGA loves participation awards.
CNN is trash- A CNN panelist burst out laughing off-camera as Donald Trump received the 'inaugural 2025 FIFA Peace Prize' in Washington, DC, on Friday - weeks after the president lost out on a chance to receive this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
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Here is a fun game and I can tell everything about you with your answer. Spell out how you say Ricotta.
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There was an account on here I loved until a lot of people said it was annoying and then I realized it was annoying so I blocked them and I hate peer pressure but sometimes I need it.
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Look what this is in response to and then look at Jamie’s bio.
@Cinnabon @Suzierizzo1 If you fired her, I'll never buy another one of your products.
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I got death threats for giving a mother and child a free meal at Chili's 12 years ago...so yes, I actually can believe this.
can you believe this got me harassed and sent death threats for 4 days when it first happened
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You just can’t do this - there is no worse humiliation on this app than getting ratioed into deleting a tweet
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Breaking: Chris Henry Jr., the No. 1 ranked WR in the SC Next 300 Class of 2026, will sign with Ohio State. He announced his signing on the @PatMcAfeeShow.
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Wow! I remember this got Tweet of the year or something back in very early Twitter days…. lol
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