@realDonaldTrump ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people

here's today's post: "here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country" — ‘fuck you, pay me.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/GQSQBlNVSv

AS USUAL, "DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK" IS DOING NOTHING TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS — AND HIS STUPID FOREIGN ESCAPADES ARE GOING TO BLOW UP IN HIS BIG DUMB PUMPKIN FACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I CUSS LIKE TWO SAILORS. LINK IS HERE:

AS USUAL, "DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK" IS DOING NOTHING TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS — AND HIS STUPID FOREIGN ESCAPADES ARE GOING TO BLOW UP IN HIS BIG DUMB PUMPKIN FACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I CUSS LIKE TWO SAILORS. LINK IS HERE:

here's today's post: "here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country" — ‘fuck you, pay me.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/GQSQBlNVSv

HOW DOES DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK IMAGINE HE'S GOING TO RUN VENEZUELA? HE COULDN'T EVEN READ HIS PREPARED SCRIPT YESTERDAY WITHOUT BEING A SLURRING, RAMBLING MESS — AND HE FELL ASLEEP WHILE STANDING UP. MANY ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS

NEVER FORGET: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE OIL. THAT'S WHY DONNY (WHO COULDN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE DURING HIS VICTORY PARTY! SAD!) INVADED VENEZUELA — AS A PRESENT FOR THE AMERICAN OIL COMPANIES WHO BRIBED HIM LAST YEAR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS

here's today's post: "do try to stay awake for your own war, dumb-ass" — this is going to be a five-alarm shit-show. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/7HSVezCbeD

A LOT OF STUPID SHIT HAPPENED THIS WEEK BUT NONE OF IT WAS MORE FUCKTACULARLY BONEHEADED THAN DONNY'S ILLEGAL VENEZUELAN ESCAPADE. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," A WRAP-UP LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:

look, I may not agree with every decision our president makes, but he is our commander in chief and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 3 edition" — Megyn gloms it, Donny bombs it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/1S2azoLgPt

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

NARCOLEPTIC FART FACTORY "DETERIORATING DONNY" IS BIG MAD AT THE WALL STREET JOURNAL FOR REPORTING ON HIS INCREASINGLY POOR HEALTH. MANY ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A MAGNIFICENT POST ABOUT IT LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING IT. LINK IS HERE:

here's today's post: "elderly golfer suffering from advanced fuckbrainscabosis" — please help find a cure. or not. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/ubb7zmXhTo

here's my New Years Day post: "who am us, anyway?" — tell us a little about yourselves. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://t.co/qVNKFri8Of

HEY, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH SOME MAGA LOSER MACE HERSELF IN THE FACE? YOU'LL BE THANKING YOURSELF FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO PART 3 OF MY "THIS YEAR IN STUPID," BECAUSE THE VIDEO IS IN MY TREMENDOUS WRAP-UP OF ALL THE DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN 2025. LINK IS HERE:

it's December 31, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 3" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/v4bHxtmSKc

it's December 30, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 2" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — https://t.co/wPqil0SgI7

THANK YOU FOR NANCY MACE'S ATTENTION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT KIND OF GENITALS. 2025 WAS THE DUMBFUCKIEST YEAR ON RECORD, AS I DOCUMENT VERY POWERFULLY IN PART TWO OF MY "THIS YEAR IN STUPID." LINK IS HERE: https://t.co/3iXIu8h71j

THANK YOU FOR NANCY MACE'S ATTENTION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT KIND OF GENITALS. 2025 WAS THE DUMBFUCKIEST YEAR ON RECORD, AS I DOCUMENT VERY POWERFULLY IN PART TWO OF MY "THIS YEAR IN STUPID." LINK IS HERE: https://t.co/3iXIu8h71j

HACK SCRIBBLER CHRIS CILLIZZA THREW A FIVE-ALARM SHIT-FIT BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT AN "ELON IS A NAZI" SIGN ON HIS BELOVED TESLA. I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN PART TWO OF MY "THIS YEAR IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS