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@Billytheyid70
And be careful if you park up in North London. I left my season ticket on the dashboard. Someone broke a window to get into my car and left two more in there.
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@babybeginner
Rates of sexual offence by category of prisoner in British prisons:
Women - 3%
Men - 13%
Trans Women 58%
(Source HoC Library)
A trans woman in prison is more likely than not to have committed at least one sexual offence. Note prostitution is not a sexual offence.
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@LailaMickelwait
Honestly I don’t see how this is anything other than selling child porn. The CEO should go to prison for a very long time.
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@fesshole
Fair.
I shop, cook and clean. Mrs Generali does her share too. We work as a team. That’s how a marriage should be.
It’s our 24th anniversary this weekend.
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@lohanisgod
The drinking age in Spain is 18. If she was 18 she was fine.
American drink laws don’t apply outside the US, thank God.
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@harman_geoff
@hoveboy
@Bang2write
I like Douglas Adams’ description of Jesus as someone who was “nailed to a tree for suggesting people be nice to one another for a change”.
Jesus went out of his way to support the marginalised: prostitutes, the sick, tax collectors.
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@MegEBrock
@againstgrmrs
@SecretaryLevine
The bit that horrifies me is they’re rendering children infertile and unable to enjoy a normal sex life at an age when my kids said “ew” if sex was mentioned.
Transitioning kids is going to be the next Thalidomide. Of that I’m sure.
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@HazelAppleyard_
In the UK, not disclosing trans status can be either rape or sexual assault depending on whether penetration is involved.
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@HamidQu11306108
@planetjedward
Did you not do history at your school?
We did the Potato Famine/Corn Laws, slavery, and colonisation. We also did decolonisation and the ending of slavery.
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@MikeStewart79
The average British couple drives 15,000 miles a year.
That takes, on average, 2,000l of petrol which will produce about 4.5 tonnes of CO2. A Tesla takes 17.5 tonnes of CO2 to produce.
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@darren_cullen
@mynnoj
Instead of using a gendered term like landlord or landlady we should use a gender neutral one like landbastard.
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@Abi_Rimmer
I had the Chief Economist at work come up to me and ask me why I’d got a “f$$$ing Millennial’s haircut”.
“Radiotherapy mate”, was my reply.
To be fair the bloke was absolutely mortified. He’s on the TV most days and it still makes me laugh if I see him.
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@david_r_morgan
Rapist-kidnapper in prison is sad. It’s hard to think of a single man that I care less about.
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@StevePaul63
@hollywills
They’re not even really celebs. Let’s face it if they were replaced by another couple of nonentities nobody would really care except them. There’s a thousand B listers that could do what they do.
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@JustStop_Oil
@metpoliceuk
Waterloo Bridge, as you know, is the primary bridge for ambulances to reach the West End. You know exactly what you do when you block it.
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@FreyaVanadiss
@RabbiZvi
I used to live on the edge of a red light district in Paris, Rue St Denis. Anyone claiming that prostitution is a viable career for anyone but the desperate and the enslaved is simply wrong. The girls regularly had facial injuries or broken bones stopping them working.
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@assignedmedia
The evidence is that it’s ineffective. Read the Cass Report, it’s very clear.
Absence of evidence of it being effective means it’s ineffective. That’s how clinical trials work
There is no evidence at all about psychosexual and cognitive development. We are experimenting on kids
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@shirleymush
I have no idea who this woman is but £6.50 cocktails with friends seems a reasonable response to a pending divorce.
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@gazza_d
Hard disagree.
I support you insisting on people driving properly.
This is an example of pedestrians pedestrianing badly.
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@WonPeople
It’s hard to think of someone I care less about TBH.
Advice? Be thankful for what you have. You’re rich beyond the dreams of most in the world. You’ve got a beautiful wife and you live in a beautiful place. Be happy, try to do some good for others.
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@AgentP22
It costs about £400 for a blue light ambulance journey from 999 call to treatment and delivery at A&E.
Humza decided to repaint the amballeans at a cost of £34m if the papers are to be believed. 80,000 people could have been rushed to hospital for the same money.
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@MJBiercuk
End negative gearing, end capital gains discount. Make it a criminal act to neglect a property being rented with the threat of punitive fines and damages.
I’m a landlord FWIW.
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@fman123
@ksadjadpour
God isn’t toxic.
People using God as a means of control is toxic.
My God loves us and wants us to love him and one another. He definitely doesn’t want people killed for wrong clothes.
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@anon_opin
1. The UK is nothing like a failing state. People are rich by international standards and crime is relatively low
2. The system is nothing like as corrupt as most of Europe let alone Africa
3. British people don’t riot generally: the last Civil War cost 1/4 of the male population
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@Sal_Robins
It does feel like we’ve reached a bit of a turning point with the new NICE guidance and the WPATH Files.
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@BrightonWest
@OrangeCoSheriff
@MyNews13
If you think they’re doing it wrong, go join the police and do it better. Be the change you want to see.
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@hiphoptoonz
@SaycheeseDGTL
How do you know that hasn’t been tried? Rehab isn’t a magic wand.
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@AliCampbell90
“He embodies everything Chelsea is about as a club”.
Racism or anti-Semitism specifically?
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@godblesstoto
There was a story not so long ago on here about a mastectomy victim asking how long it would take for her breasts to grow back.
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@TheFamousArtBR
I got about 30 pages in so most of the way through the recommendations. The report clearly comes from a position of genuine concern: we have some deeply unwell, unhappy people (especially children) and we are treating them with unproven and ineffective interventions.
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@TomScorza
@geoallison
Trouble is, every time you reported a crime, 20 minutes later you’d want to report another one.
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@millihill
Escoffier. Cooked. Girls cook.
Heracles/Hercules. Cleaned the Augean Stables. Girls clean.
Bernard Wetherall. Sewed. Girls sew.
Isn’t this how it works? Take a stupid sexual stereotype and if someone doesn’t conform to the it they are NB or trans.
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@7colourrainbow1
@WomensRightsNet
To make things worse there are also two women that never got to enter the race in the first place. And there are two women that aren’t going to get the sponsor money that they should have.
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@ShareZone5
When? I’m in Aus and that didn’t happen to me. I follow people on Twitter from Melbourne and they didn’t obviously stop tweeting. I can ask them if you like.
There has been a no fly zone over Melbourne explicitly to stop media helicopters for the last two days.
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@andy_astewart
If you go back to the founding of the Bank of England the average base rate is about 5%. That would make the average mortgage about 7%.
If your son can’t manage to pay a below average mortgage rate he shouldn’t have bought a house.
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@BusinessWaffles
@HadleyFreeman
Breast binders aren’t clothing any more than foot binding is socks.
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@toadmeister
That’s interesting.
In 2019 there were about 80,000 people in prison. 4% or 3,200 of these were women.
If TWAW, we’d expect 0.2% of these to be trans or a bit under 10 of them.
In fact there were 129 trans women in women’s prisons.
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@AjaxStudy
@libsoftiktok
The problem here wasn’t so much the pronouns as the social media manager telling customers that if they didn’t like it they should find a different bank. People have taken him at his word.
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@TheFamousArtBR
I think there are three big problems with this new law:
1. What defines reasonable, especially given that many claim that words are literal violence?
2. The law seems to have been intentionally written vaguely in order to create confusion about what is illegal
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@OwenJones84
They’ve had their funding cut off because they’ve shown that their governance is appalling. Government and corporate sponsors are running from them.
Charity governance is hard, I’ve done it, but getting it wrong when you seek to be a large charity has consequences as we see.
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@KatKanada_TM
This is a map of Israel and Palestine from the C9th BC. Interesting to note how Palestine is basically in the same place and there is no Arab Golan or West Bank
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@AdamDH67
I’m sorry to hear that mate. Nobody owes us forgiveness as much as we may crave it.
All we can do is live our lives better today.
I wish you well. Stay safe and stay sober.
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@toadmeister
Fun fact: Being trans in Saudi is an imprisonable offence and being gay can and does attract a death sentence.
Newcastle United is effectively owned by the Saudi Government.
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@ReginaeCor
Funnily enough I’ve never been called an inseminator, a prostate possessor or a bollocks bearer.
It took me about 5 minutes thought to work out why and it’s because you’re right.
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@HazelAppleyard_
Lovely. He seems to have set up an account specifically to abuse you. That’s a bit of a compliment.
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@Depheruk
@JacquelineCabl9
We had some great news. The local homeless guy that begs outside the shops has been given a ‘council flat’ along with the counselling he needs to, hopefully, get clean. Plus he’s found a job to start at in Feb!
I’ve rarely been able to give him money but I stop to chat always.
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@DC_Draino
@falthman71
In the UK the last mass school shooting was Dunblane in 1996.
In Australia we’ve had fewer mass shootings since 1/1/2000 than America has had on 14 separate days in 2023.
Guns won’t fix this.
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@grauniadmeme
The funny thing is, the Scott Trust that owns The Guardian has a billion quid in it. The Guardian is a literal billionaire.
This, of course, is the same newspaper that said David Cameron only suffered privileged grief when his small child died which wasn’t as bad as actual grief
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@anon_opin
Since 2010:
- Life expectancy at birth has increased by 2 years
- Average income has risen from £26k to £33k
- Crackdown on domestic violence
- Significant improvement in air quality (eg 70% reduction in SO2)
- Carbon emissions have fallen 29%
- Crime is down by almost 20%
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@jack_turban
Have you read the Cass Report? I’ve read the first 80 pages and it’s pretty clear in its findings.
The bigger question is why do you want dangerous and ineffective treatments to be used on children who are very unwell?
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@HazelAppleyard_
That’s awful and one of the things that troubles me about effectively lying about sex.
Prostatitis, for example, can be a fatal condition. Why would a doctor check a “woman” for it?
India Willoughby claims to no longer have a prostate due to gender surgery.
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@david_r_morgan
Interesting. How does invading Ukraine, thus pushing Russia up to the border of NATO, make NATO less of a threat?
I’m never sure if you actually believe this rubbish. Do you believe Putin is the good guy here?
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
@AcidDoll85
If it’s a marathon she’s just knocked half an hour off the women’s record!
More seriously, I don’t know why you’d do that. I used to cycle quite seriously and there’s no way Mrs Generali would stick the kids in front of me 100m from the top of a big climb. Poor behaviour by him.
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@MollyCritical
Masculine looking girls make me feel dysphoric gains extra oppression points.
I’m a man that wants to bang hot lezzas is so 1990s.
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@mongsley
I’m 52 so not that old.
My grandma was born in the workhouse and adopted to provide slave labour on a farm in Cornwall.
My parents both grew up with electricity for 6 days a week in winter and no indoor bathroom.
We do not know we’re born.
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@unlearnPC
I’m a man and I don’t want women in my space either.
In a shared change room or toilet I feel I need to prove that I’m not a threat somehow. That’s because so many men are.
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@JustStop_Oil
Ran out of cultists will to get arrested now people are being remanded in custody is my best guess. The poor loves don’t fancy Christmas behind bars.
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@v21
Similar happened at a family wedding. They had an eagle with the rings at it just went and sat in a tree. He had no interest in delivering the rings at all.
He was coaxed down in the end and whacked the bride in the face with his wing.
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@NOELreports
Europe would have been a much better place in the last 200 years if not for Russia and Germany.
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@TheSpursExpress
In all fairness, buying £80m players doesn’t seem to be working out well for Arsenal.
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@afneil
It looks to me as an outsider that the prosecution found the criminal first then went looking for the crime.
Didn't DA Alvin Bragg stand for election on a Get Trump platform?
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@HeidiBachram
Tesco is always prominent on lists of shops to boycott due to Israeli connections. The only one I can see is that it was started by Jack Cohen.
Jew hating racists, all of them. Absolute scumbags.
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@HasAhmed_
That’s how it’s always been past midnight, no? 20 mins between tubes on the northern line past Kennington is like that anyway.
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@Kay_D_1501
In Aus we’re called “ranga” short for Orangutan. In France they say redheads stink and in Italy the myth is that we’re all descended from Judas Iscariot.
The British say we have a bad temper. Of course we do. People take the piss out of us wherever we go!
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@harman_geoff
@hoveboy
@Bang2write
Haha. A fellow fan!
Many solutions were suggested for this problem (unhappiness) but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy
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@ChelseaDan5
Why? I don’t get the problem. She’s got control of the bike, she’s in primary position which is correct for that stretch of road.
The only thing is I’d be a little further to the right to prevent a close pass.
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@CF_Farrow
@Pixil8
All the best to you. I’ve followed your story with interest and disgust from the beginning; I was raised in Cranleigh so it’s my ex-local Plod doing this.
Have you spoken to the
@SpeechUnion
at all?
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@SchalaZeal
@ConorRuairi
@LailaMickelwait
@Wes0103
Change the law then. Slavery was perfectly legal then it wasn’t.
Then if one person uses the service to watch child porn but the three of them in prison. And then do the same to all the people that replace them.
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@Phoebe2403
Surely that’s one of those brilliant parody accounts. It’s so hard to tell the difference.
The person behind this surely knows that women have a different pelvis, different muscle structure, different hormones and even different chromosomes! Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
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@mara_yamauchi
That means that even if a woman can develop as much power as a trans woman, she can’t put that power through the pedals without getting injured.
The rate of ACL injuries in women’s elite sport is a 7x high than men’s which reflects this.
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@BayCuller
@BarristersHorse
Presumably they thought they’d be in the clear as they run both Durham and London police forces.
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@snb19692
My word. Assault? You lot need to get over yourselves. Lee took Steve’s hat and returned it almost immediately.
Steve mate - you should give up the smokes mate. They’ll stunt your growth.
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@Sorelle_Arduino
@chimenesuleyman
At yet I’ve never been described as a prostate haver, an inseminator or a bollocks bearer.
It’s almost as if there could be something beyond angrily claiming “rights” for a tiny number of people.
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@RajanBarot24
I think that was the point mate. I don't see how this law comes out intact from here. Either she gets prosecuted to massive international outcry or she isn't prosecuted and the law is toothless.
Americans will look on with horror if she is prosecuted especially.
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@Lordflashh3art
I guess it depends how many.
I hate pricing like that. If I want a roast I will buy a roast: meat, veggies, roast spuds, gravy and perhaps a sauce on the side.
Who’s going to buy a plate of roasted beef with a Yorkie? It’s nickel and dime stuff.
Bring me lunch not a fkn jigsaw
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@mar2vickers
Also worth remembering that almost 60% of transwomen in prison have been convicted of at least one sexual offence versus 3% of women and 18% of men.
Also, per the UK census about 0.2% of the population is GNC.
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@satiricole
Good work pointing out the logical fallacy of the appeal to authority. I love a logical fallacy in the evening.
I thought you made your argument very powerfully against some people who, charitably, haven’t thought things through fully.
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@swanage123
The trouble is, smoking is incredibly addictive. I’m an ex-smoker and it was the devil’s own job to quit.
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@theJeremyVine
You think that’s bad. My local supermarket is selling milk, flour and eggs. Pancake Day isn’t for months.
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