My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat

RT @JennMGreenberg: Looks like Andrew figured out that the thesaurus actually isn’t a kind of dinosaur.

You can slag off Torquay for a lot of things, but it does have good graffiti. Nothing fancy but it does the job.

RT @CF_Farrow: 1/.So far I’ve been:.– Catfished on Grindr.– Uploaded to Pornhub.– Called a “horny Catholic mother”.– And for months, brande….

RT @RooneyRachel: The Salt Path is a bit Captain Tom but with hills.

Lad’s looking rough for an 11 year old.

I’m having a read through of some of my great grandma’s short stories that she used to write for ladies magazines and loving the subheading to this one.

RT @pinklady688: @Poppy_yyyyyyyy I have no idea what the bird thing is 😂😂 this was Galmpton open gardens 😂😂

Everyone seems to be overlooking the worst thing that Raynor Winn did which was writing The Salt Path.

And now the torture is extended to this app with everyone reminding me about the existence of The Salt Path.

I have finally got home from camping, sit down in my garden and all I can hear is Morris Dancing. Someone is creating a very specific form of torture for me.

RT @HiddenYorkshire: incredible grift. i love reading a tear-down of the tyranny of twee.

RT @Witkicker: So people who don't drink or do drugs just fucking SIT THERE?.

I love my friends, dearly, but their obsession with us going away and sleeping in fields is my villain origin story.

I regret to report that I am still camping.

RT @thesundaysport: Mission Impossible? Mission too fucking long, more like.

RT @Nettleshippy: “As a government, we’ve always been clear when it comes to women’s sport, biology matters”. One to file in the “ We have….

I took a photo as it’s nearly midnight and still so bright with a beautiful reflection of the moon on the sea. Unfortunately I am incredibly drunk so this is the result.

Youngest child is ecstatically happy at being given free rein with his friends to play in a field for the last 6 six hours. I accidentally got myself in the middle of a conversation about cuttlefish for the last hour and now fear I may commit an atrocity.

If anyone ever feels that it gets too hot in this country you just need to send me camping and I will guarantee rain. I feel I could revolutionise the farming industry simply by going camping when necessary.

RT @scriblarian: The Wall That Shouldn’t Be There, by @Glinner