Rebranding this account for now to try and get round Elon’s repurposing of this cursed website as a fascist propaganda machine. Will still post in a personal capacity but if football content puts you off I’m less myopic here:

His Excellency the Rt Hon General Sir Luke Akehurst, Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

RT @ProRevSoccer: 🚨 TRANSFER MADNESS 🚨. In this special bonus episode for subscribers only, Juliet and Tom take the piss out of the ridicul….

RT @ProRevSoccer: On Isak ‘going on strike’ . “They’re extremely skilled workers… if the PFA withdrew its labour they couldn’t drag anyone….

RT @ProRevSoccer: On Eze:. “This isn’t Luis Figo going from Barcelona to Real Madrid. I don’t see why a Spurs fan would be lobbing a pig’s….

RT @ProRevSoccer: In a very fun bonus episode for our beloved patrons only, Juliet and Tom take the piss out of the transfer window. Subsc….

Rayner is a class traitor but I think the antipathy towards her of many flag shaggers exposes the petty bourgeois current within that coalition. Anyone who’s been on a counter protest will tell you that LOADS of the cars who beep in approval of the fash are Range Rovers.

Tom has an article in the new @wsc_magazine, a magazine you should definitely buy and subscribe to.

If you're a subscriber and don't mind bonus eps being a bit raw (we love and appreciate our talented producer @keewa but we're skint and won't ask him to work for free), you can suggest topics for bonus eps on Patreon and we'll try cater to your wishes.

In a very fun bonus episode for our beloved patrons only, Juliet and Tom take the piss out of the transfer window. Subscribe to laugh along with us.

As a bald comrade I would suggest a man with that hairline should not have gone with that title.

RT @shirleymush: On Isak ‘going on strike’:. “It’s not like Isak was standing outside SJP with his mates all in donkey jackets warming thei….

RT @shirleymush: On Eze going to Arsenal (and not Spurs). “This isn’t Luis Figo. I don’t see why a Spurs fan would be lobbing a pig’s head….

RT @shirleymush: 🚨🚨TRANSFER MADNESS🚨🚨. In this special bonus episode, Juliet and Tom have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of the transfe….

On Eze going to Arsenal (and not Spurs). “This isn’t Luis Figo. I don’t see why a Spurs fan would be lobbing a pig’s head at him”.“Nunez going to Ipswich is worse. In Norfolk there should no shortage of pig’s heads… If I can’t find any I’ll just ask David Cameron.”

On Isak ‘going on strike’:. “It’s not like Isak was standing outside SJP with his mates all in donkey jackets warming their hands on a brazier is it”

🚨🚨TRANSFER MADNESS🚨🚨. In this special bonus episode, Juliet and Tom have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of the transfer window. Pls subscribe to listen, it's a really fun ep.

This, you might as well make George Galloway leader if you’re going to put up with that virus of a man.

RT @SolHughesWriter: Tom Watson, former Labour Deputy leader, now works for Palantir, Flutter (gambling giant ) and Lodestone (corporate l….

🚨🟡 Exclusive story confirmed: Villarreal set to announce Joey Barton as new Sporting Director , deal agreed and here we go!.