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IMPORTANT INFORMATION: No content posted on this account is to be taken seriously. I am not a real person. This is a parody and everything is a dream.

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11 months
hello new followers go fuck yourselves.
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Believe it or not, one of the women in this photo is trans. Do you know which one? No. Because it’s literally impossible to tell.
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Every reply is a home run for JKR.
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Well I mean it’s exaggerated, but that’s pretty much how it works yes.
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Netflix's version of Cleopatra vs Netflix's version of Axel Rudakubana. Got to keep pushing that narrative.
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wow I didn’t know dna analysis could detect insufferable chronic narcissism
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This will upset many of his fans, but a picture has surfaced of Michael Jackson doing blackface as a young man. I am so angry and disappointed in him. I simply cannot listen to his music in the same way now.
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5 years
Hello. That's actually me in that photograph. It's not 'manspreading', I was giving my vagina an airing because I was menstruating that day. I would like an apology for your violent misgendering and for you to remove this perverted picture of my ladyparts.
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The widest manspread you ever saw
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oh fuck off
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8 months
I like how when Tim Burton was 'called out' for having too many white people in his films and asked why he doesn't include more people of colour he basically replied 'cos I don't wanna', and that's how you deal with this reductive race-baiting nonsense.
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9 months
Me accidentally catching a glimpse of myself in the self service checkout camera
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I’ve never owned a horse but i’m guessing this is a really stupid thing to do for a multitude of reasons.
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HAHAHAHAA
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No sir, you are a man.
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Titania has locked herself in her room. After several hours of screaming and throwing things, she eventually pushed this statement under the door and asked me to post it:
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Yes. A 50+ yo man in my local pub with a β€˜trans’ badge on his scarf, wearing a ridiculous wig and dress. He tried to use the women’s toilet and was told β€˜no’ by a female staff member. He started shouting and threatening her. He was thrown out and banned πŸ‘.
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@WomenReadWomen Have you met a trans person in real life?.
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😒
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If you say Hollywood has a child abuse problem, people will agree. If you say the Catholic Church has a child abuse problem, people will agree. If you say the BBC has a child abuse problem, people will agree. However, if you talk about Muslim rape gangs, some people would say.
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It's really important to remember that Huw Edwards' 'mental health' was perfectly fine UNTIL HE GOT CAUGHT.
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trans women ARE women until she is mistaken for one πŸ˜‚
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If trans women are women, then women can also be trans women, so why are they so upset?
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Favourite part of today is Carol Vorderman on LBC having a pop at people who own holiday homes for taking property away from people who need them and then a caller rings in and gets her to admit SHE has a holiday home she hardly even uses. She got rid of the caller fast πŸ˜‚.
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Crazy that we’re just flat out teaching young girls today that if they see a pervert in their toilets they need to challenge their own bigotry.
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@JustStop_Oil @ST0NEHENGE The more you do this, the more people despise you. Congrats.
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1 year
I approve of this idea
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men pretending to be women don’t like women pretending to be men pretending to be women
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Lol this girl sounds amazing
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OK i’m sorry but why the fuck is the police woman wearing fake eyelashes? She looks like she’s out on a hen night.
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Happy International Womxn's Day to these inspirational womxn πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‘ΈπŸ§œβ€β™€οΈ. #InternationalWomensDay
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Taking a walk around my family's estate today, I am harshly reminded how privileged white people are. When I inherit this land, I will make damn sure I employ only PoC to maintain it. #PositiveDiscrimination #DiversityInAction
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Deleted now. But let’s never forget what an odious specimen this woman is.
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Translation: creepy bloke in women's toilet.
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β€œthey'll never ever know the struggle women like us have to go through” 😐
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Every day on here.
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@d3mi_17 @RealTBaggins @kendallybrown How is penetrative sexual assault *not* rape?.
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This guy is upset because he thinks two women are blackfacing him because he thinks he's a woman and they are pretending to be men who think they're women and I actually think I'm having a stroke right now.
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🚨 BREAKING: . 3,287 people have been sentenced to 10 years in prison for posting sausage memes on their social media accounts.
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The way white people generalise entire races makes me sick.
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I'm fighting climate change by wearing the same cravat every time I fly out to my beach house in the Maldives.
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It really is about time we changed the law.
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I swear we are living in a surreal 90’s sitcom written by The League of Gentlemen.
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Biology is a hate crime.
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He looked at you with β€˜shock and embarrassment’ because you look like an escaped mental patient.
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5 years
The way white people generalise entire races makes me sick.
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@d3mi_17 @RealTBaggins @kendallybrown She pleaded with him to stop because he was hurting her. He didnοΏ½οΏ½t. That’s rape.
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Never forget the level of gaslighting the media have engaged in these past few years.
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@RachelDempseyYT HAHAHAHAA WTF IS THIS
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imagine ticking the box to be an organ donor after your death and your left buttock ends up being part of a troon’s frankenminge
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Racism is bad because people shouldn't be judged on the colour of their skin and the sooner white people realise this the better.
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oh fuck off you stupid cunt
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This entitled spoilt brat of a girl says she used to wish she had breast cancer. The same @ShivaniDave who faked a panic attack because @JuliaHB1 asked her some questions and made her feel 'unsafe'. As someone who has HAD breast cancer: FUCK YOU.
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this prick isn’t allowed on the kitchen tops. look at him. doesn’t give the slightest sniff of a shit
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Sure, how about: 'don't rest your nutsack on the sink.'
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You're a man with a pink bow in your hair that you bought from the little girl's hair accessories section in Matalan.
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A TERRIBLE INJUSTICE HAS OCCURRED. Rectify this IMMEDIATELY @Twitter
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I'm reading all the accusations against Gregg Wallace and unless I'm missing something more serious, it just sounds like he's an unfunny obnoxious twat. That's not news. That's 90% of the entertainment industry.
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The perfect example of why these men need to stay out of women only spaces. No woman would EVER speak like this about a nurse doing a routine check up after an operation. He was turned on by her touching him, and invented a story about her being 'awestruck' by his body. Gross.
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I do not give the tiniest fuck how 'trans women' feel right now because they've never given a fuck about how women have felt all these years. They're selfish disrespectful wankers. Bollocks to them.
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Today I saw a woman on the plane struggling to place her bag in the overhead compartment. I watched for almost a full minute as she tried and failed. The bag, falling each time she hoisted it above her shoulder. Then, to my horror, a man approached us and attempted to assist her.
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Yes, you made your cross-dressing fetish public. How stunning. How brave. Etc.
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Keir Starmer is a dickhead. There. I said it. Arrest me @metpoliceuk.
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Cancel Culture doesn't exist. It's a complete fantasy, perpetuated by those who simply refuse to comply with the correct way of thinking.
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He honestly believes he looks amazing. If that’s not evidence of mental illness I don’t know what is.
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Why did you post them on your public Twitter account then you daft wazzock?
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Find me a picture of a stronger and more inspirational woman. I can wait forever if need be, because that's literally how long it would take you to find one. #StrongWoman #Feminism #intersectionality
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JKR never misses πŸ˜‚
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Remember this?
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@rickygervais Did it work out?.
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Yeah Grandma has a debilitating progressive disease that will eventually kill her but being misgendered by her is way worse πŸ™„
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There are people out there trying to convince us that autogynephilia isn’t a real thing and that men like this are really women.
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This really isn't making the point they think it is.
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Imagine being so ignorant that you'd ignore a person's gender, ethnicity or sexual preference and just treat them the same as everyone else.
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The new UK Foreign Secretary.
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People really, REALLY, need to start being honest with these men πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
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@palladianblue Ahh. It’s obvious now you say that.
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Let's be clear on this: That man wasn't arrested for burning a book. He was arrested for the violent backlash it could trigger. More worryingly, he was arrested because NOT doing so could also trigger a violent backlash. What a terrifying position for our country to be in.
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Just finished clapping. Hands are pretty sore, but by God my neighbours are in no doubt as to how much I care about the NHS. #ClapForTheNHS
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She is LITERALLY wearing nail polish. What more does she need to do to prove to you TERFS that she is a woman? Chop her cock and balls off? Start menstruating? What an unreasonable man you are.
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One day we'll tell kids, oh yeah, they let this guy cheat and win women's races and no-one said shit because of an unspoken agreement among progressives that, really, in the end, the achievements of top-class female athletes have less value than the demands of mediocre men.
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Stop asking why women are so β€˜obsessed’ with wanting to keep men out of their spaces and start asking why certain men are so determined to have access to women’s spaces in the first place.
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Hi guys, just a quick one to let you know I've added my pronouns to my bio in solidarity with other narcissists.
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JK Rowling could have used her platform to turn base metals into gold but instead she uses it to make India Willoughby lose his shit for days on end and in all honesty i am ok with this.
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J. D. Vance when he sees the footage from the Leeds riots
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As a trans woman, it is literally an act of violence to refuse to suck my dick.
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I am appalled but not surprised to see @rickygervais attacking a stunning and brave transwoman on here, simply because she's taken a group of immigrant women to court for refusing to wax her balls. His intolerance of progressive feminism is off the charts.
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You know who had mothers? Hitler and Trump. If you celebrate #MothersDay, you are literally enabling fascism.
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It's exactly the same for me. Not one employer has been even remotely interested in my dissertation on The Importance of Recognising the Existence of Multi-Gender Pansexual Drag Communities Within the Construction Industry.
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She’s broken him. This is glorious πŸ˜‚ #integrity
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Roses are red.Tr*nnies are men.Don’t make me have to.Explain this again.
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When you label us 'Generation Snowflake', you're implying we get disproportionately upset at trivial things - which is HUGELY distressing and has been known to cause PTSD.
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The non-binary stuff is completely pointless because in the back of your mind you’re just going β€œoh right, so it’s a woman they/them…”.
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STOPπŸ‘BEING πŸ‘WHITEπŸ‘.
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AI images are getting harder to spot these days, but if you look carefully, you can often find subtle tells like the ones highlighted here.
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Racism is bad because a person should not be judged by the colour of their skin, and the sooner white people realise this, the better.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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This is my Swedish cousin Astrid LΓΆfgren, calling the Swedish parliament to inform them that she will not be attending playgroup today unless they change all of their lightbulbs to eco-friendly ones.
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Who looks at this and actually sees a man? Because I just see Ellen Page.
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i just can’t anymore.i just really cannot
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I want a PM who is BAME. I want a PM who has gender dysphoria. I want a PM who is pansexual. I want a PM who is obese. I want a PM who is vegan. I want a PM who is Muslim. I want a PM who lives below the poverty line. I want a PM who vapes. Boris Johnson is #NotMyPrimeMinister.
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β€œ3 years HRT”
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