Dr. Van Nostrand
@DoctorNostrand
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@trendingjerm
All fun and games, but I bet bro can't tell you whether or not he'd be hungry if he didn't have breakfast
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@growing_daniel
Only one of them requires you to check their profile to see if they're a dude
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@PrisonmikeII
This guy is deeply in love with you. Either figure that out, or you should honestly cut off contact. It's going to get messy
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@xB0tPlayzz
This guy posted a video of him getting absolutely cooked and exposed himself as a cheater at the same time lol
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@TheCartelDel
Wait until they unlock British white people food, this seems like California white people. Whole other level of suffering
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@megantheevalium
If you have this opinion it signals that you are young or poor and that your phone is the most expensive thing you own. It's like not realizing that the really rich dudes are the ones wearing sweatpants and baggy t-shirts
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@fattimberwolf69
@gazpachomachine
Bro what is this, honey I shrunk the kids? What kinda tiny baby hands you think this man might have??
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@CartoonsHateHer
I am that guy. Very busy though, blocking the rest of my calendar with "focus time".
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@BurnerWjp
Not sure where you're getting so much hate. Number four is concealing some big rig haulers under that trench coat
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@DiscussingFilm
Is there any other franchise that started out as mid, then got worse, and then turned around to be amazing?
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@BravesAshland
We just have two different cars that serve two different purposes. Neither one belongs to either person specifically. Both are clean, well kept, etc...
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@greg_price11
She isn't a nurse, a physician assistant has a master's degree and takes the same courses that a physician does.
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@dumbbitchcap
My wife didn't believe potato soup existed when I met her. "what is it... Just potatoes and water?". She's a doctor now
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@megantheevalium
Girl it's your first example
"she can already picture you arguing with waitstaff about the automatic gratuity charge on the check. "
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@hausofdecline
In high school I recorded a song from the perspective of George, right as he was about to kill Lenny. Submitted it as an English project and got a 100. Weird song for a 14 year old to make in retrospect
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@ellegist
@lukas_ohl
Completely unhealthy. You should never, ever intertwine your life with someone that you truly believe posseses non-zero chance of abusing you. If you think that's the case for every single man alive, do not be in a relationship with a man. It's easy.
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@gazpachomachine
Gaz pls fry the spam and try again I know you'll like it, you'll be someone.
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@Teslaconomics
My guy, you've just compared two cars that aren't even close to being the same price point. I don't disagree on any of the points about safety, maintenance, etc..
But considering the range of a Camry, it has to at least be compared to a long-range model 3. And considering
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@megantheevalium
Your phone is your whole life, and again, your iPhone is probably the most expensive thing you own. You think Android equals cheap, argumentative, frugal, etc..
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@QueenoftheTwits
@PrisonmikeII
This is an excessive amount of work to do for someone who isn't your family, or isn't a close friend who is sick / disabled. I've never deep cleaned anyone's home just because we are pals. Have I scrubbed every inch of the house for my wife? Yes.
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@thechosenberg
I'm not sure what it is, but something about turning 30 means the only gifts you seem to get are bathroom or shower related. I got beard oil and a duplicate of the razor I received last year
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@GjoniTheOni
@robbowlin86
@CaudilloXIV
Twitter mfs will fight to the death defending this bobblehead looking chick and it makes no sense
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@anxiousoryx
@ellegist
@lukas_ohl
If she thinks he's going to be violent she should just leave. Pretty simple. If she thinks he's capable of abusing her she shouldn't have married him in the first place, but the next best option is leave immediately.
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Sources have recently confirmed to me that Sewanee, one of the SEC's most historic programs, will be heading to the Big 12 as well
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@schizarella
Are you really comparing an already washed, copycat, one time momfluencer turned podcaster, to Nathan Fielder? Time top 100 most influential person Nathan Fielder? Are you listening to yourself?
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@ashphattt222
Do you ever sit back and daydream about the wonders you could do with the circumstance gifted to others?
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@playpigeonss
@airbagged
Gay pride in their bio, beastiality all over their timeline. 100% this person is a pedophile
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@0xgaut
- quickly throw together a doc with ideas
- Make a copy of that document to disguise the edit history
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@kourtneyinhell
This is absolute, top tier, impeccable husband material. What you don't understand is that the spot sensed him and became open just based on his presence. There's an unspoken synergy between husband and parking spot. It can't be entirely understood but must be respected.
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@KnoxEndemic
@AnneNotation
Because you went from "some of us can't cook a frozen meal because of depression and anxiety" to "let's organize and create an entirely new community model for feeding ourselves frozen food "
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@gainzy222
@Instacart
You're probably the only person to non-fraudulently purchase laptop through instacart in the history of the app
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@CartoonsHateHer
This is just facts. Mothers were never meant to spend this much time with their children, and at no time in history have they spent this much time with their children. It's bad for the mothers (who tf wants to be around kids all day?) and it's bad for the kids (makes 'em weird,
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@memeticsisyphus
Drinking Starbucks in a 6 figure car on the way to your serving job. Got it
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@12am
He just ended his stream early and said he's going to be taking a long vacation... Sounded like he's quitting for good.
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@kyleumlang
Kyle, on the positive side, the AP poll voters forgot about the entire existence of Texas A&M
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@Katzenkompf
@mean_gene_real
Not only did I think the same thing, I shared it with my wife and we both thought it was hilarious
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@TinselTit
Lmao holy shit. "You're a misogynist if you don't agree she's talented. Just look at her work with Bobby Ching Chong, or whatever that Asian guy's name is"
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Genius 🤣
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Yo this is wild 😭
A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard.
A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾
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@jeremykauffman
On top of everything, bro actually passed lmfao
"he predominately made a living as a substitute teacher until passing the current certification test last year and going to work as a special education teacher for the city in Harlem."
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@bswagspeare
@shoe0nhead
This just isn't true, there are so many places in the US where there are literally, statistically, no black people, or people of color at all. People of color tend to live in cities in metropolitan areas. And the problem gets worse when you mix class into the picture.
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