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@lukas_ohl

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“I look to a day when people will be judged not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their 280 characters.” Flag in name before it was popular.

London-ish, England
Joined March 2020
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
2 months
Parents have abandoned their infant children. They prefer the dopamine hits of TikTok videos and Temu deals over the real-life tedium of trying to play with a toddler. Perhaps we need health warnings on apps? Do we just ban short-form video? (I say, typing on this dopamine app.)
@maxtempers
max tempers
2 months
There’s a disaster unfolding in our primary schools. So many children aren’t potty-trained, can’t hold a pen, have never been read to, eaten fruit etc. ‘Core strength’ is being taught in Reception because children are so used to slumping over devices that they can’t sit properly.
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@lukas_ohl
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9 hours
Not washing the soap suds off is a northern thing, in my experience. Can anybody confirm?
@TaraBull
TaraBull
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They don't rinse the soap off of their dishes
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@AndrewHammel1
Andrew Hammel
20 hours
I don't know who this woman is but I checked out this story and it's true -- the prosecution wanted attempted murder for stabbing someone six times, but the judges decided it was only aggravated assault
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esslinger-zeitung.de
Das Stuttgarter Landgericht hat einen 29-Jährigen zu einer Haftstrafe verurteilt, weil er in Kirchheim (Kreis Esslingen) eine arglose Passantin mit einem Messer angegriffen hat.
@AveryDaye
Avery Daye
2 days
In Germany, a 29-year-old Afghan stabbed a 27-year-old woman walking home from work in daylight. He was given a reduced sentence because he only stabbed her 6 times. The key reason for this reduction was the legal concept of voluntary withdrawal (freiwilliger Rücktritt vom
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@extradeadjcb
Bennett's Phylactery
22 hours
I asked ChatGPT why English people don't count as "indigenous" to England & it isn't even bothering to argue anymore
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
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This is similar to “I, Pencil” (a short non-fiction piece about how a pencil is made, from the graphite mines to the cedar trees). Incredible how much work goes into such a deceptively simple thing!
@punishablepress
Michael McCarthy
1 day
Cooking an English breakfast.
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@maxtempers
max tempers
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The govt finally identify and propose to stop the IMGwave, created by the last Conservative govt, which saw competition ratios surge as doctors from anywhere in the world were allowed to compete on equal footing with British-trained doctors for jobs in the NHS.
@CMO_England
Professor Chris Whitty
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(1/2) Medicine is an international profession and the NHS benefits hugely from exceptional internationally trained graduates. However, the Medical Training Review found competition ratios for training have increased and are now too high in many specialities.
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@PrisonPlanet
Paul Joseph Watson
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Criminal people smugglers are posting 'bait' videos of young white western women to entice foreign men to illegally enter Europe so they can satisfy their sexual urges. https://t.co/SFVHz286yf
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
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The screaming pods honestly look like great fun. I’ll have to talk to the facilities management team at work to see if we can get one installed.
@CompositeGuy_
The Composite Guy
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South Koreans send their toddlers to private cram schools so intense that they have designated screaming pods, just to have the same PISA scores as White Americans and Estonians.
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
2 days
For the record, I think the President and Vice-President are awesome.
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
3 days
BREAKING: Trump admin plans to require all foreign tourists to provide their social media histories from the last five years to enter the country, per NBC.
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@Slatzism
pagliacci the grinch 🎄🎁
3 days
tap tap
@DailyMail
Daily Mail
5 days
Teenage asylum seekers raped 15-year-old schoolgirl in park after she filmed herself being dragged away, in footage so horrifying it would 'cause a riot'
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@lukas_ohl
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Stepsisters are evil because they are literally trying to steal your father’s resources that he would otherwise spend on you. This is the whole point of the story - a warning in narrative form. Modern society needs more stories like this!
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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First look at ‘STEPS’, a new animated film that follows Cinderella’s evil stepsisters who are actually depicted as kind & misunderstood Starring Ali Wong and Stephanie Hsu as the stepsisters Releasing in 2026 on Netflix
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@avidseries
i/o
3 days
(1) Church bells typically ring once a week, but the muezzin's call is five times a day. (2) The peal of bells normally lasts less than one minute; each Muslim call to prayer lasts about three minutes. (3) A church bell usually rings between 9 AM and noon; the first call to
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@lukas_ohl
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Is Keir just spineless, or was making it a Private Members’ Bill a tactical move to avoid supporting a bill that he knew would be controversial? My guess is he thought it would be killed off in committee stage, never to see the light of day. Oops.
@ddhitchens
Dan Hitchens
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And here is a Starmer aide, speaking to the Guardian in Nov 2024: “Keir wanted it to happen. It’s that simple.”
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
3 days
Great piece. The grooming gangs inquiry ought to discover that social workers & police covered up the rapes to avoid the (perceived) greater harm of widespread riots and vigilantism; but admitting that would be a step too far for the establishment.
@baylissbaghdad
Chris Bayliss
4 days
Predictably, the grooming gangs inquiry is to be chaired by a generic establishment worthy who has spent her career enforcing the very orthodoxy that blinded our institutions to the threat. https://t.co/WIvblj8HMf
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@Haryan_Glaeddyv
Haryan Glaeddyv - Tories Delenda Est
6 months
Scathing
@Jaccusepaper
J’accuse
6 months
“Claiming credit for the national inquiry into grooming gangs is a fresh moral low.” https://t.co/64XMzFELkv
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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc
Huddersfield Preservation Society
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Seeing African/Muslim football twitter going ape defending Salah just further reveals fundamental cultural differences. Namely the western grassroots incremental progress culture VS Third World worship the strongman and gib me all da gibs approach to potential opportunities.
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
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Since 2004, govt policy has been to raise rail fares by RPI +1% every year. RPI is the higher inflation measure (CPI is typically 1% lower). Anyone who bought a house outside London in the last twenty years knew what they were letting themselves in for. (Doesn’t make it right.)
@andrewjtye
Andrew
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@_hxrrybxtt My commute to London is £60 a day. Cry me a river.
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
4 days
Ferocious competition in financial services destroyed scenes like these. Today’s traders are working 70 hour weeks and staring at screens all day, for (relatively) less pay; they aren’t sinking lunchtime pints on the roof terrace. This competition benefits the rest of us though.
@kunley_drukpa
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩
4 days
Google ‘City of London Traders 1990’s’ and look at the optimism on the faces of the people in the images
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@EggrollShogun
Eggroll🏯🇬🇧
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The first point is relevant to every developed country. Elites need to have it drilled into their skulls that demand for migration into the rich world from the poor world is practically limitless, and all policy needs to be designed with that in mind
@peterbakernyt
Peter Baker
6 days
His advisers warned that there would be "chaos" at the border unless he took a range of actions. But Biden and his top aides did not act on recommendations. A deep look at how Biden failed to head off the immigration crisis that beset his presidency @cflav
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@lukas_ohl
L🇬🇧as Ohl
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Being convicted of a violent crime should be grounds for deportation, not asylum.
@CourtNewsUK
CourtNewsUK
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Migrant who assaulted student on train can continue asylum claim https://t.co/fy2MQH16yA
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