Kyle Umlang
@kyleumlang
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Mr Data | Minister of Facts | Data Analyst | Graphic Designer | MS Data Science | CFB Stat Expert | Best Selling Author | Texas Ex🤘🏽
Joined July 2011
TEXAS IS BACK — the definitive recap of the 2024 Texas Longhorn Football season — is now available!!! . This colorful coffee table book is the perfect addition to any Longhorn fanatic’s collection. 📕 #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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RT @Hayesfawcett3: BREAKING: Elite 2026 IOL John Turntine III has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @rivals. The No. 2 IOL in the ’26 Cla….
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Tennessee fans are going apeshit for leading in a random Twitter poll and had the gall to “tease” Texas fans for celebrating winning the Directors’ Cup. 😭😂🤣.
When someone says “UT”, what school are they talking about?.
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When someone says “UT”, what school are they talking about?.
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Here’s what I’ve learned about every SEC team after being in the conference for a year:. • MISS ST - hate their academic logo.• TENNESSEE - not an everything school.• VANDY - doesn’t believe in AP Poll.• A&M - loves Thursdays.• GEORGIA - lots of fans are furries.• OU - not.
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Took me 2.34 seconds to think of Tom Herman (4) and Mack Brown (10) idiot.
Only one head coach in the last 40 years of Texas football has won more than two bowl games.
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Just drank my 2,500th unique beer . I have so many breweries to thank 🍻 . This is my greatest accomplishment to date! . Cheers
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RT @Hayesfawcett3: BREAKING: Four-Star LB Kosi Okpala has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @rivals. The 6’3 225 LB from Katy, TX chose t….
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RT @Doc_Texas: A&M recorded only 25 sacks last year under Mike Elko, a defensive head coach. They recorded 42 sacks the year before under….
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Mack Brown has as many Bowl Wins at Texas as the last SIX Texas A&M head coaches combined (10). He hasn’t coached for the Longhorns in 12 years…. #AggieFactThursday
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In the history of A&M football, there have only been 3 coaches to win 3 Bowl Games. R.C. Slocum, Kevin Sumlin & Jimbo Fisher. Slocum took 14 years to win three bowl games while Sumlin and Fisher both won bowls their first three seasons then never won one again. #AggieFactThursday.
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Using just the last decade, if you took Texas' worst season record (5-7) and Texas A&M's best season record (9-1) and repeated them each season going forward, the Aggies would pass the Longhorns in all-time wins in the year 2068. #AggieFactThursday.
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