RT @parax_342: hamas evilly kills former babies, while the heroic IDF targets only future adults.

they're are at a Bill O'Reilly FUCK IT! show them the aliens! level of frustration.

omg i wish i was her so bad.

oh look that lady named her kid Aquaman. thank god, for a minute i thought everything was fake and nothing mattered anymore haha.

sure. why not.

been reading a lot of r/ParallelUniverse lately and everyone on there is for sure schizophrenic, however i'm choosing to believe them bc it makes me feel better than "this is how the world is, people are naturally evil". like no, we obviously jumped timelines after Harambe died.

not my chair not my problem that’s what I say

for the record i said "you would look really silly" and changed the subject.

hey gronk how do i explain the concept of decapitation to my 3 year old.

at gymnastics waiting for 6yo to finish practice, surrounded by other parents. everyone quiet. Out of nowhere and in the loudest voice she could possibly muster, my 3yo says "Mommy? what happens if you don't have a head?".

It’s very funny how many of you even replied to this in your Forrest Gump accents. it’s like u can’t even help yourselves.

my husband watched Forrest Gump last night so you can imagine how many times i've heard his Forrest Gump impression today.

does anyone have tips on how to not spend $526 while online shopping.

RT @imagesaicouldnt:

in my slippers

My whole family made s’mores over the fire pit in the backyard while I stayed inside and made a s’more in the toaster oven.

3yo helping fold laundry, just picked up my husband’s t-shirt out of the basket and said “oooooo here’s a nice sheet!”.

Yeah for instance if your perspective is “strangers are normal and smart”.