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figment of your imagination (@kourtneyinhell2)
Joined February 2020
Every time one of you gets mad at me on here I make money and that’s so awesome.
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Why have I not seen anyone talking about Stick with Owen Wilson. It’s so good.
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Blasting Paradise By the Dashboard Light on repeat in the car to annoy my kids.
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at gymnastics in the parent waiting area acting like I'm doing serious business on my laptop but I'm really just tweeting.
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the worst part about not being famous is knowing famous people would be friends with u if u were famous.
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Food $200.Data $150.Rent $800.Bikinis $3,600.Utility $150.someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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showing some hole is wholesome.
Making porn with your wife is kinda wholesome.
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nightmare scenario.
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woke up from a dream where i was hungrily waiting in a very long line for McDonald's and when i woke up I immediately thought about those tweets that are like "[americans explaining what dreaming is]: ok imagine a burger".
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Omg ok need that sweater.
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Xander Schauffele was so fucking funny in Happy Gilmore 2. I was actually genuinely impressed at how good all of those guys were at acting. They did such a good job I’m like proud of them.
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Nintendo is practically begging me to jerk off to these two.
Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple:. “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”
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