It’s very funny how many of you even replied to this in your Forrest Gump accents. it’s like u can’t even help yourselves.

my husband watched Forrest Gump last night so you can imagine how many times i've heard his Forrest Gump impression today.

does anyone have tips on how to not spend $526 while online shopping.

RT @imagesaicouldnt:

in my slippers

My whole family made s’mores over the fire pit in the backyard while I stayed inside and made a s’more in the toaster oven.

3yo helping fold laundry, just picked up my husband’s t-shirt out of the basket and said “oooooo here’s a nice sheet!”.

Yeah for instance if your perspective is “strangers are normal and smart”.

RT @ANGELBABYBITTY: I need to bounce on it like the Pixar lamp.

I miss when CEOs went viral for their submarines imploding with them inside.

I’m finding it hard to believe a CEO would behave this way. They’re usually such kind, virtuous people.

I’d be lying if I said there isn’t a small part of me that feels i should be up on that espys stage with my fellow athletes after using my stair stepper 3 consecutive days in a row.

42. Alison Brie is 42. This is fucking insane. this is fucking insane. It is so fucking insane that I’m gay

I seriously said holy fucking shit out loud when she walked out on stage.

Holy fucking shit Alison Brie.

best piece of advice my mom gave me as a kid was “if you want a flat tummy, always be sucking in. Pull your bellybutton into your spine. Flex like you’re about to be punched in the stomach whenever you’re standing up”. I am deeply fucked up as a result, but it was good advice.

or as I like to call him, Stephen “Not On The List” King.