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@PrisonmikeII

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Crafting. Cooking. Catholic. True Crime enthusiast. My golden doodle is cooler than you. Full of weird first date stories.

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@PrisonmikeII
Anna with the Pearls
6 months
@sewistwrites Ah, must be the same chain I went to. My fries were served in milk and the chef laughed so hard he ran into a door.
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Anna with the Pearls
30 days
A man in his thirties dumped me with a peace sign emoji because I didn’t want to go to a family party because they all had the flu this week and I don’t want to risk getting sick for my first vacation in 6 years, which is non refundable. He gave me an ultimatum and i said no. lol
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10 months
@TaylorRMarshall Men don’t want to be providers anymore. I’m not inclined to get married & go through pregnancy and labor to work full time and pay half my salary for childcare so someone else can raise my kids. Plus, still have to do all the cooking, cleaning, errands, workout, manage, & b sexy
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8 months
My date today took me for coffee, a farmers market, a hot sauce tasting, a five mile walk, a concert in a park, and Italian ice. He understood the assignment. Everyone clap.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
Sometimes I don’t go to mass because I feel so isolated being around pews of couples petting each other and young families. I’ve been trying my damndest & it just makes me think God does not love me or want good things for me. I think it’s healthier to not go at all.
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
@koraxhs You’re an adult and they can’t control you. Do what you want and they can deal.
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
Feminine to the point where wearing a ruffly dress with pearl earrings actually makes me feel better and more hopeful.
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
@femturnedwife I think that you’re viewing this is the rule and not the exception that it is. Many women have trouble conceiving or just haven’t found the right person yet. Please don’t shame women for circumstances out of their control or rob them of joy they wouldn’t otherwise have.
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Anna with the Pearls
8 months
@femturnedwife There’s nothing wrong with only wanting to marry a virgin if you’re a virgin. Otherwise, it’s just audacity and red flags.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
I brought my dog to work and she’s very excited to be here.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m in love.
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Anna with the Pearls
1 year
@hannahposts Ok, also, not to hate on the guy because he means well….but I stopped reading his book in high school after it advised “picturing your father in the room when kissing you boyfriend.” Dysfunctional at best.
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
Can I quietly demand we all do a novena (pick a novena, any novena) for my vocation? I’m in negotiations with the Lord.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
Wearing a bright red dress alone in a whole pew surrounded by families in muted tones and a couple teenagers whispering about me sitting alone was not preferable for a Christmas vigil, but I’ve made great progress because, while uncomfortable, I don’t feel bad about these things.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
@red10meg Christmas Market and drinks!
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Anna with the Pearls
11 days
And it still is.
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Midwest vs. Everybody
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This was a delicacy as a small Midwestern child
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
So I overheard my director this morning talking about my “replacement” and reconfiguring the job position. Thought I was getting fired all day. YA GIRL IS GETTING A PROMOTION. what a rollercoaster. Please bring wine.
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
We had a pumpkin carving contest/costume party for work today and I went as my car (because scary) and this was our pumpkin. I love Halloween.
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Anna with the Pearls
12 days
I need to get married so someone can watch the chicken in the oven while I take a shower. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
Please say a prayer for me today, if you would be so kind. I’ve had about $12,000 in emergency expenses, with emergency vet, medical issues, and multiple car breakdowns in the last six months. My car started smoking now. I can’t buy a new one until I pay down costs, but it’s /1
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
I’m so excited to clean and bake and do cozy fall things this weekend. The vibes are about to be immaculate.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Dating makes me want to throw up.
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
Happy Sunday, Twitter!
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
What if all Fridays were half days?!
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Me & my bestie. 🇺🇸
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Anna with the Pearls
1 month
Call me cheesy, but I hang my friend’s kid’s art in my apartment. Every time. Please enjoy this fire burning racetrack.
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Anna with the Pearls
4 months
So my friend said he would talk to a priest. Please pray for him and his fiancé, as it’s the day before the wedding. And please pray for me, because it’s very heavy that his unrequited feelings for me are such a large factor in this sad situation.
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
No sin gang! ✌🏻🥂
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Movie theaters: Why is no one coming back to the movies? The pandemic is over. Also movie theaters: Tickets are now $18 and you have to pay another $30 for popcorn and soda.
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Anna with the Pearls
29 days
lol the guy who dumped me with a peace sign emoji when I failed to comply with his ultimatum about going to the party texted me this morning asking if I’m enjoying this weather. Like what. Sir. No.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. I found my glasses. We are so back.
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
@irumyuui @RockyTopOtaku Lol sir, let me break it down for you: 4 phases to a woman’s cycle with different dietary, sleep, physical exercise, and socialization needs. Don’t do those things and you can be in tons of pain, hormonal & emotional upheaval, and mess up your fertility.
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11 months
Rainy Sunday vibes. 💚 ☔️
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Anna with the Pearls
17 days
Someone pranked my boss by putting a full size taxidermy bear in his office. I may never recover.
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9 months
Muppet appreciation post.
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22 days
Burying my regrets in Florida.
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
Remember that when your earthy family fails you, you are still part of the Holy Family.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Just found my new favorite insult.
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10 months
@BomilcarBarca @whimsy_enjoyer @fshouttawater Sorry to hear of your unplanned celibacy
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Anna with the Pearls
3 months
Why is it that you always meet the most attractive people when you look like you slept in a dumpster?!
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Anna with the Pearls
1 year
@HollyStallcup Thank you! It’s exhausting physically & mentally to work more than full time, run all the errands, do all the cooking, all the cleaning, workout, have a social life, date, and pay all the bills. Then there’s the expectation to do charity since we’re single & “have the time.” 😣
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Anna with the Pearls
1 month
What if we all just stayed in bed until the weather got nicer again? I can’t winter anymore.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
I decided on soup and bread and it was not a mistake.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
@HippieReligious I really don’t see the issue with them, tbh. There are so many more important things to care about or focus on.
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6 months
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
What if I’m just a potato for all of Christmas break? Is it really that wrong?
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
I made the mistake of reading the news last night and was so distraught that I only got 2.5 hours of broken sleep. The world needs prayers and kindness more than ever.
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Anna with the Pearls
2 months
After much thought, I’ve come to the conclusion that social media damages relationships. I’ve realized I don’t reach out to friends nearly as often because I feel up to date from seeing their continuous posts. Having more access has cut the meaningful & intentional correspondence
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
@Rach4Patriarchy He’s a man, not a child. If he were busy and would miss out or had his hands full, sure. But we are not servants. Gross.
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Anna with the Pearls
9 months
Well, you guys, that date did not go well. BUT my guy friends rescued me with cocktails, tacos, dessert, and a hoodie. 🥺 I love my friends.
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
Update on the car: cracked radiator, broken cooling fan, and broken crash support system. The mechanics believe this is from when someone hit my car and fled about six weeks ago or so. I had taken it in and was previously told it was only cosmetic damage and could wait 1/
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Anna with the Pearls
2 months
The urge to go to the store and buy ALL my favorite snacks and candies and spend a whole day reading books and watching movies surrounded by my mountain of snacks is strong.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
My dog is too good for me.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Today is my Friday. I haven’t taken a week off in over two years. I am PUMPED. I will soon be very obnoxious with staycation photos. You’ve been warned.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Day One Is books, walks, and Suits so far.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
Vacation is for making Coq Au Vin in sweats, strong cocktails paired with puzzles and podcasts, black and white movies/shows, and new books.
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Anna with the Pearls
6 months
The high today was 20 and I’m just sitting here wearing two pairs of pants and thinking about how luxurious soup is.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
@godlywomanhood The naïveté here makes me want to scream. It’s very easy to say that when you aren’t living it. I can barely afford to take care of myself as a single person with a decent job. The Lord did NOT magically provide when I had emergency medical bills or a broken car. This is BS.
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10 months
Happy Sunday!
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Vacation to do list: Barbie Oppenheimer Make pickles Make crumpets Make chipotle beef tacos Do a puzzle Read a whole book Wander a thrift store Patio beer Workout Go to the beach Watch Suits Embroider Deep clean the apartment Long walks and puppy cuddles
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
I made my coffee so strong that I am sweating and feel absolutely feral. I guess I did it right.
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Anna with the Pearls
1 year
@hannahposts @kmbc_22 I hate everything about this post, but most especially the fact that he counted.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Lucy is very happy we’re on vacation.
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Anna with the Pearls
25 days
@thefemturned Sadly, this is not reality. Most men do not want the pressure of being the provider anymore. They want all the feminine aspects AND someone to bring in good money. I cannot tell you the number of men put off by my wanting to be a SAHM. They want a side business too at least.
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4 months
This is why I love Chicago. It is -13 with windchill and I still get notifications about people running naked. LOL
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Anna with the Pearls
11 days
I’m watching Twilight and it is completely @chadwifeyeet ’s fault.
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Anna with the Pearls
17 days
One thing that’s not being discussed enough right now is how the county assessors are over assessing home values to generate higher taxes. It’s not just inflation, it’s theft too.
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
Called a family member for advice on the car situation and was reminded why I don’t ask anyone for help. Being single is hard, but being single and having no real loving support system is harder.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Sorry, I can’t go out. I have plans.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
Proud puppy mom. Lucy handled her first fireworks like a breeze. Is it because I showed her videos of fireworks beforehand and explained? Possibly.
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7 months
I have mixed feelings when doing charity work is often the advice to single people’s plight. It’s not bad advice at all, but can be out of touch. Single people have to do both rolls of men & women, work at least one full time job, do all errands, all housework, all cooking, all
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2 months
I just *hold your breath* put away all my laundry and remade my bed while everything was still warm from the dryer.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
Dogs are the best because they just follow you around and stare at you. Just brushing my teeth with my shadow.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
I don’t have a lot of boobs, but I do have a lot of good time. #weirdbarbie forever
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
At a Halloween party and so far one guy told me I didn’t have enough boobs or ass for him to date me, even though I’m not pursuing him. And another guy told me not to settle and that there isn’t someone for everyone after asking me how sayings going. I hate Catholic men.
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Anna with the Pearls
5 months
Today is one of those days when we just give up and try again tomorrow.
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Anna with the Pearls
2 months
Am I the only one who is completely miserable when everything is gogogo & there are plans everyday? Having only Sundays home and having to do all chores and errands that day, while being exhausted makes me unhappy….but I seem to be the only one of my friends who feels this way?
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Anna with the Pearls
4 months
Resisting the urge to write “if Taylor Swift being at a football game bother you, swipe left” on my dating profile.
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10 months
I’ll just leave this here.
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6 months
@jhcopp When every family has 12 kids, they gotta divide and conquer.
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6 months
When you lift up a blanket and own a dog.
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8 months
Please pray for my downstairs neighbor who was found alive but unresponsive. She’s in her early twenties and the nicest girl.
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
Starting to gear up to run for city council and I’m so very excited. Let’s go!
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
Just ended a Teams meeting with “Bye, love you.” Whoops. But also zero regrets because I do in fact love my coworkers.
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10 months
Day one of vacation.
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Anna with the Pearls
10 months
This morning I woke up crabby, ran out of coffee, then locked myself out of my apartment (no coffee). It turned into the most beautiful 2.5 mile walk and my good mood was more than restored. Maybe parents are correct in saying “walk it off.” 🥲
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8 months
Oktoberfest this weekend was a blast!
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1 year
@red10meg Lucille and I are ready for bed.
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Anna with the Pearls
8 months
Skipped a party to take a long walk, read, roast chicken & veggies, bake, watch a movie, drink Prosecco, & take a bath. The vibes are immaculate.
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4 months
One of us is enjoying the snow.
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11 months
@vvictorman_uel These people did absolutely nothing wrong. Yes, that money could be used for better purposes, but it was a rare & wonderful opportunity. Anyone suffering a terrible death should spark sympathy. If you don’t have it in you, that’s what you should be questioning.
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5 months
Christmas Eve is about snacks and pajamas.
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Anna with the Pearls
11 months
This really made me realize how mean I am to myself. I constantly feel like I’m failing in every aspect. But in the last 5 years I: left a toxic relationship, quit a horrid job, overcame horrendous situations like having a stalker & dealing with a pandemic & worse, learned how
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Anna with the Pearls
3 months
One time someone told me that I talked and typed like I read a lot of books. It was one of the best compliments I have ever received. I love books.
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Anna with the Pearls
3 months
A Catholic guy I was talking to just said he thought Jesus might have been gay and then said, “well, wasn’t his mother a prostitute?” Sir. (And he went to Catholic school growing up mind you)
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Anna with the Pearls
7 months
Little me vs big me.
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Little me vs. Big me
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6 months
Catholic match be matching.
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Anna with the Pearls
25 days
@its_GTdawg @thefemturned There’s nothing wrong with a good side hustle, but there’s nuance there. A woman shouldn’t be expected to create a successful startup while bearing and raising young children for the first time and managing a household. When kids are older, sure. Priorities first.
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10 months
That tiny heart attack of racing to move your car before they start ticketing the street cleaning area.
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6 months
Some people’s life goals include yachts. My life goal is owning a car with heat, yo. 😂🥶
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