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Ashley Reese

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Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer šŸ’Œ BAD BRAIN newsletter ↓

NYC via LA
Joined February 2009
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Ashley Reese
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Bad news for all my haters.
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I literally only sit in the front if I’m traveling with 2+ other people. I’m not going up there otherwise and sometimes they get annoyed if you want to sit up there anyway 😪.
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I’m only finding out that there are women who sit in the backseats of Ubers? I always sit in front😭😭😭There is nothing I fear more than childlock protection.
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RT @shOoObz: If you’re still talking about screentime as the only deadly sin, in 2025, you’ve missed A LOT of the conversation around media….
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RT @notkimberlyno: ā€œshe weaponized her traumaā€ you mean she disagreed with you about something and the trauma also exists.
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RT @notkimberlyno: the way people use language to villainize one person in discourse. ā€œshe speaks over us!!ā€ you mean she spoke TO you? are….
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RT @bakkheian: how it feels to have laptop instead of phone screen time before bed
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He’s so real for this too.
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Little boy just found out Donald Trump is a real person and is devastated
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RT @sauvamemte: If you take a shot of dark liquor out of the bottle with no footage cuts all the rumors will go away.
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RT @prettycritical: Complete rewrite of history. Leftist men were falling all over themselves about how she was the second coming and paint….
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RT @archiveadjani: isabelle adjani in an interview for la reine margot (1994)
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RT @eleanoir: Is now a good time to re-mention my least favorite language shift among millennials and Gen Z. I call it the ā€œWhite Disabilit….
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RT @eternallyRaq: We’re looking at two of the biggest reasons.
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RT @starswheeled: I’m sorry, I AM boosting this because it IS insane and takes a twist u would literally never expect and I rly want this t….
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Ashley Reese
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you get it.
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@offbeatorbit going out alone just to meet a random black woman and subsequently falling in love + creating a nee friendship is genuinely one of the greatest gifts. nothing hits like oysters and gin martinis with a black woman who feels like home.
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It helps that I know I haven’t done anything wrong lol. It’s annoying to see people lie about me, but it’s also like…these people are fucking LOSERS. Even this tweet is going to give them a dopamine hit bc I’m talking about them and they #monitor. They’re lucky I like yapping.
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@offbeatorbit How are you so polite about this shit? I would set multiple things on fire.
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RT @youdoingtoomuch: This is why Democratic are polling low across the country btw. You can’t blame everything on Trump. The party doesn’t….
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RT @NathanJRobinson: One problem is that in the Democratic Party there is no penalty for failure. Chuck Schumer gets to be in leadership fo….
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RT @brianonhere: looks like mindy posted something normal funny and relatable, time to check the replies.
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RT @thatssokeshaun: ā€œstorytellingā€ ā€œno metaphorsā€ ā€œno hidden messagesā€
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RT @aadityad9: If you can believe it, this is the same bird a year apart. We caught this gorgeous male Scarlet Tanager in 2024 and banded….
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