
Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
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Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer š BAD BRAIN newsletter ā“
NYC via LA
Joined February 2009
I literally only sit in the front if Iām traveling with 2+ other people. Iām not going up there otherwise and sometimes they get annoyed if you want to sit up there anyway šŖ.
Iām only finding out that there are women who sit in the backseats of Ubers? I always sit in frontšššThere is nothing I fear more than childlock protection.
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RT @shOoObz: If youāre still talking about screentime as the only deadly sin, in 2025, youāve missed A LOT of the conversation around mediaā¦.
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RT @notkimberlyno: āshe weaponized her traumaā you mean she disagreed with you about something and the trauma also exists.
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RT @notkimberlyno: the way people use language to villainize one person in discourse. āshe speaks over us!!ā you mean she spoke TO you? areā¦.
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RT @sauvamemte: If you take a shot of dark liquor out of the bottle with no footage cuts all the rumors will go away.
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RT @prettycritical: Complete rewrite of history. Leftist men were falling all over themselves about how she was the second coming and paintā¦.
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RT @eleanoir: Is now a good time to re-mention my least favorite language shift among millennials and Gen Z. I call it the āWhite Disabilitā¦.
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RT @starswheeled: Iām sorry, I AM boosting this because it IS insane and takes a twist u would literally never expect and I rly want this tā¦.
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you get it.
@offbeatorbit going out alone just to meet a random black woman and subsequently falling in love + creating a nee friendship is genuinely one of the greatest gifts. nothing hits like oysters and gin martinis with a black woman who feels like home.
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It helps that I know I havenāt done anything wrong lol. Itās annoying to see people lie about me, but itās also likeā¦these people are fucking LOSERS. Even this tweet is going to give them a dopamine hit bc Iām talking about them and they #monitor. Theyāre lucky I like yapping.
@offbeatorbit How are you so polite about this shit? I would set multiple things on fire.
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RT @youdoingtoomuch: This is why Democratic are polling low across the country btw. You canāt blame everything on Trump. The party doesnātā¦.
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RT @NathanJRobinson: One problem is that in the Democratic Party there is no penalty for failure. Chuck Schumer gets to be in leadership foā¦.
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RT @brianonhere: looks like mindy posted something normal funny and relatable, time to check the replies.
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RT @aadityad9: If you can believe it, this is the same bird a year apart. We caught this gorgeous male Scarlet Tanager in 2024 and bandedā¦.
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