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@cabby

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@cabby
cabby
2 years
me: im so hungry horse: *nervously* how hungry
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@cabby
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3 months
australians have found this site man it really is over
@CaramelTperson
Cara 🌸 #RateGreenWorld
3 months
ʎɐʍ pǝuoᴉɥsɐɟ plo ǝɥʇ ǝʞoɔ sǝʞɐɯ llᴉʇs ɹǝuᴉp plo ɹɐǝʎ ㄥ6
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@cabby
cabby
2 years
pop rocks making borderline soft porn for a commercial in the early 2000s is truly incredible
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
97 year old girlfriend still holds burgers the old fashioned way
@themouseyouknow
Louise!
3 months
Obsessed with the way my girlfriend holds burgers like she just picked up a wounded pigeon
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@cabby
cabby
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one side is hiring actors and producing skits about how theyre the victims and the other is holding up their dead children begging the world to look
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Israel ישראל
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@cabby
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6 months
i know ur fucking PISSED
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@ElizaSheetposts
Eliza
10 months
@cabby Pffft I bet Twitter user cabby can't make mac n cheese on November 14th, 3:30 PM EST
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@cabby
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@cabby
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3 months
for now he rests unaware but one day his greed will consume him
@wifrieren
sam ★
3 months
gm I slept 11 hr
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@cabby
cabby
2 years
is it really worth it?
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
did Anyone check if this is even allowed
@skramzicidal
pixel
4 months
the appel is increasing
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@cabby
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10 months
if u ask your boyfriend what they like about u and they answer something related to what u do for them or how u make them feel im so sorry
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@cabby
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2 years
he was a punk she did ballet
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@cabby
cabby
9 months
me: im so hungry jacked horse: how hungry me: *nervously* not very hungry
@cabby
cabby
9 months
my therapist: jacked horse isnt real and he cant hurt you jacked horse:
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@cabby
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2 years
yeah
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@cabby
cabby
6 months
Me: Fat Ass Rat you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you Fat Ass Rat:
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@cabby
cabby
9 months
gay new yorker: hey im walking queer
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@cabby
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
just got Post yap clarity
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
(getting jumped by 2 non-binary people) fighting tooth and nail rn
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
just Coughed this thing up
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
so called freethinkers when slop
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@cabby
cabby
10 months
i know ur fucking fuming
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@StardustMangaka
Transgender Paul Bäumer 🍉
1 year
@cabby Pffft I bet Twitter user cabby can't make mashed potatoes on July 27, 12:00 PM CST
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
no need for a tiny baby like that to Need all that space. just small and greedy
@wifrieren
sam ★
3 months
17 Celsius and im shivering its over for me bros
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
flaws of dating me: - i smoke too tough - my swag too different - my bitch is too bad - they’ll kill me
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@cabby
cabby
10 months
i feel like if i lit a fire in front of you people you would start going wild like neanderthals
@kunoo
kuno
10 months
This new like animation is crazy #TwitterX Try it... 😳
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@cabby
cabby
10 months
“do you have snapchat?” do you want my aol and landline too while we’re at it you geriatric fuck?
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
id jork your peanits in every lifetime bro
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@cabby
cabby
25 days
1 second no wife
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
chidoomf (chinese dyke oomf) is in australia experiencing culture shock by seeing white people
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@cabby
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3 months
my heart when i think about a future without her in it
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@cabby
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@jaxajueny
taurus supreme
3 months
First wlw relationship almost made me homophobic
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@cabby
cabby
11 months
bunny smoking a cigarette island
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@cabby
cabby
9 months
oomf just gave me an existential crisis mid-wipe
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@cabby
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9 months
*touching their shaved happy trail* promise you’ll stop.. for me?
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@cabby
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@memetazaa
gilbert
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nobody beating me in a yearn off
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@cabby
cabby
10 months
Hard to believe that a kid with a violently abusive parent is doing what they can to make money and reach financial independence as fast as possible. You're a fucking loser btw
@JakeSucky
Jake Lucky
10 months
Today I found out the kid I got a brand new PC for after his dad smashed his entire gaming setup is now selling cheats and hacking in Fortnite Fk you. Fk you. Fk you.
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@cabby
cabby
9 months
homophobic new yorker: hey im walkin, queer
@cabby
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9 months
gay new yorker: hey im walking queer
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@cabby
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@cabby
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9 months
homophobic amnesiac: i faggor 💀
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@cabby
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4 months
things to say between breaths when making out 🧵
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@cabby
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@cabby
cabby
2 years
early bird: good morning lets get it worm: *nervously* get what
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@cabby
cabby
2 months
u say ur hungry and bros gonnna be like "gotta bounce"😹😭
@chefmaeda
serpy
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@cabby
cabby
5 months
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Gifts for my girlfriend $5,700 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
is this allowed. has anyone Checked.
@wifrieren
sam ★
4 months
this is... wow. yeah. incredible..
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@cabby
cabby
2 years
any woman can swallow your cum but the right woman will swallow your cringe
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@cabby
cabby
3 months
this is absurd
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@ShadowxTwilight
Shadow Cringelord
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Omg there’s a black kitty now
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@cabby
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british people be like “oy dont u mean alvin and the crispmunks” 😭😹😹
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@cabby
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3 months
bank robber: we need a hostage to be held at direct gunpoint. Who here has the best most beautiful perfect wife in existence? me:
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@cabby
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4 months
when i die and theyre going through my greatest tweets at the funeral i hope they show this one
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@cabby
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@cabby
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9 months
marine biology student: this seems really clamplicated marine biology professor: it’s quite shrimple actually
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@cabby
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4 months
me when i think about Talking to her
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@cabby
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@cabby
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1 month
just remembered oomfs gay ass cat
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@cabby
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2 years
this is real btw im not kidding
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@cabby
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3 months
bro, your not gonna believe this but we are stuck in a time loop and the only way to escape is to let me hit it from the back
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@cabby
cabby
9 months
homophobic baker: faguette
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@cabby
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2 years
need a rockjob bad idk
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@cabby
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@cabby
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1 year
call me a fujoshi the way i love these fags
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@cabby
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6 months
its always “do it jiggle” and never “do it giggle”. No one cares about being silly and having fun anymore. It do giggle btw. If it even freaking matters at this poiunt
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@cabby
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3 months
1 second no wife
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@cabby
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3 months
do u fw scissoring i mean goodnight
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@cabby
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good morning
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he was a punk she did ballet
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@cabby
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11 months
every time i witness this incredible being i am left in a state of utter awe just unbelievable
@unicouniuni3
うに@ねこ休み展
11 months
うにの魂どこ行った? Where is Uni's soul? :3
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@cabby
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@funnysmartguy12 "nothing could eat the impact of a 100 thousand ton boat" i could
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@cabby
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call me a hunter the way ima be in the bushes
@star0arts
star ☆ ⚢
27 days
why does bass pros shop sell lingerie 😭 better question. why do I kind of see the vision.
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@cabby
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i know ur fucking FURIOUS
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@BigGarfFan37
BigGarfFan37
6 months
@cabby Pffft i bet twitter user cabby can’t even make lasagna on March 14th at 3:14pm EST.
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@cabby
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4 months
when i get so Mad i turn into bread
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@cabby
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4 months
uni is a blessing to humanity as a whole but can we take a moment to appreciate his owner. like i think his owner is exactly like what uni would be like if he was a human. does this make any sense
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うに@ねこ休み展
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I wanted to make cute uni, so I tried needle felting for the first time. I need some comfort… (Yes, I’m so so clumsy…)
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@cabby
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9 months
call me a fujoshi the way i love these fags
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@cabby
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2 years
your really cute can i taxidermy you
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@cabby
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4 months
when im a cat and a stupid fucking beaver is stealig my food
@yonkowonko
WONKO
4 months
NEW CAT FEEDER CAMERA GIF DROPPED
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@cabby
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10 months
a lot of girls are asking what's wrong with this - the question is about what he likes about YOU! as a person! not about what you do for him or how you make him feel, the question is about you, not him.
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
i dont even need to ask. Theres just no way this is allowed.
@wifrieren
sam ★
4 months
WHY DOES HE HAVE A SPOON NOW
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@cabby
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3 months
my dog when he sees something that will kill him
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@cabby
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6 months
my girl neurodivergent the way her head different 😻😵‍💫
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@cabby
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1 year
i know you're mad as FUCK
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@SpunkityBall
SMACK YOUR BELLY TO THE RHYTHM
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@cabby pffft i bet twitter user cabby can’t make a grilled cheese sandwich at 12:35 pm on saturday march 4
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@cabby
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1 second no wife
@BearPosting
🐻 Bear 🌤️
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@cabby
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9 months
necrophile new yorker: deadass? 🤤
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@cabby
cabby
10 months
tryna be like this, just in our bag and genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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@cabby
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@cabby
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4 months
will u marry me i mean goodnight
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@cabby
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homophobic pasta chef: faggotini alfredo
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how it feel to say cheesed to meet you to the lactose intolerant ...
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@cabby
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11 months
straight girls going "i wish i was gay" after being heart broken by a man... u wouldnt last a day on the front lines
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@cabby
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2 years
ARE U A GRASS
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trans people gossiping call that tea4tea
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1 second no wife
@allreactionvids
all reaction videos
4 months
Everybody in Family Guy offing themselves compilation
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@cabby
cabby
4 months
my nonbinary roommate when i ask them to shower and do the dishes
@vinsmoke_mori
vinsmoke mori
4 months
name a nonbinary character capable of doing this
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@cabby
cabby
7 months
very sexy british girl: **FLIRTING** i need to be taken to POUND TOWN sooo baddd very sexy american cab driver (maybe me👀?): **thinks poundtown is a british dollar store name ** Uhym best i can do is Dollar Tree
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@cabby
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4 months
i know what you are
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his greed is all consuming
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