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Not to brag, but I’ve coined some terms that everybody needs in their life and I’m happy to share.
Hard way hero: when you have a problem that has a pretty simple solution but you just don’t want to do it. E.g. I complain about allergies but refuse to take the meds daily.
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This entire situation could have been solved or avoided entirely by having one single awkward conversation. People are so afraid of what they'll find out that they live with their assumptions until it's too late.
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I don’t know why this needs so much repeating, but the skin on your hands is already the barrier between your immune system and germs. You can touch disgusting things, spread germs everywhere, and be totally fine as long as you wash your hands before making food and eating.
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Seeing a normal face next to an Instagram face is so jarring.
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The problem with this meme is that many of you guys get the phrases just a tiny bit wrong. Makes me think you weren’t even listening.
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@lawrence_tuchik
That may be a hint as to what's going on. Maybe he's not very experienced with women and considered himself very lucky to have her...so lucky he won't risk messing it up by having tricky conversations.
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@vocalcry
@ChrisExpTheNews
And also she should be half dressed and seductively posed while feeding her child.
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I’m watching one of her shows and it just occurred to me—is Marie Condo like a hippie in Japan? Like kind of a crunchy mom type? Or is she really mainstream with her version of Japanese culture, as she seems to think?
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@thechosenberg
Exactly what this guy did. A kid that age is way too old to write this off as harmless or whatever.
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Overreacting, clearly, is not this guy's problem.
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Do you think this is directed at executives of:
A) PornHub
B) Northrop Grumman
C) TikTok
D) the guys at Domino’s who decided to put a Cadbury Cream Egg inside a cookie
I hope the executive team are ashamed.
It’s not illegal. But it’s harmful. It’ll weigh heavily on their future career prospects. And it’s disgusting. They should know better. And use their many talents to find less egregious ways to hit their targets.
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DoorDash went from barely existing outside of major cities 5 years ago to being a human right. Which goes to show that we are living in such a post-scarcity world that even microwaving food is seen as beneath the dignity of barista/activists. Thank you, capitalism.
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I’m beginning to think I don’t understand how sails work. What if the wind is blowing the wrong way?
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Men spend years crafting their special brand of rizz, marry the first girl they find who is completely immune to it, and then spend the rest of their life trying to rizz her. It’s all for love of the craft.
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Ok, um, so they’ve had night vision in theaters for how long, approximately? Just theoretically, did they have this in 2015? Or April 2017? Is it all theaters, like for instance the Regal on Theodore Ave on St Patty’s Day 2021?
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@ZareenaGrewal
So you’re endorsing the kidnapping, rape, and murder of unarmed people—men, women, children, and the elderly? Tell us exactly what you mean so there is no confusion.
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My most controversial marriage opinion is that once you’re married all money belongs to both of you. You’re rich together and you’re poor together. If you can’t trust your spouse with your money, your marriage is fake.
Dave Ramsey is a gigachad for toeing the line on this. Every young man needs to disregard redpill and feminist noise and follow this advice exactly.
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@Sunni_Labeouf
@GonzaloLira1968
“She’s going to be 35 someday and then you’ll see—she’ll be filled with regret that she never dated men who used the phrase ‘the wall’. You’ll all see! Just you wait!”
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Is there a new strain of toxoplasmosis that makes people obsessed with Taylor Swift? The quality of her music does not explain this whatsoever.
Taylor Swift is welcomed to Brazil with a projection on the Christ the Redeemer statue honoring her.
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It took me having kids and seeing their development up close to understand just how disparate innate talent for things like music and sports are. I was wildly, wildly underestimating the role of nature. Especially music, holy shit. It's like they have different ears than me.
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I’ve been going to the gym with a girl friend and right off I can tell she isn’t trying hard enough. She isn’t struggling to do the last rep, she’s just giving up before it’s actually hard. I suspect this is what most people at the gym who “never see results” are doing.
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I’ve never done online dating so forgive me if this is obvious, but irl people start dating after they interact a few times and decide they like each other’s personalities enough to overlook the bad teeth; online, there’s no going back once you decide they aren’t cute.
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We wildly underestimate how much food culture has changed since 1990. Middle and working class people rarely ate at restaurants. McDonalds was a treat, the only takeout was Chinese food or pizza. Now, Americans spend >20% more eating out than on groceries.
Our food culture has changed:
- adults now snack between meals like it’s normal
- sugary drinks, including milkshake coffees
- eating out instead of cooking & entertaining at home
- portion sizes are enormous
- people eat at their desks, all day
- food is cheap entertainment
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The fecking funniest line of Aella’s birthday gang bang post (I haven’t read the whole thing yet):
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@historicalfits
It’s like when I get a stomach bug and I’m like this is disgusting and painful and I could die if I get too dehydrated, but look how flat my tummy is.
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People are totally unwilling to believe that some women just do not like sex even though they are attracted to men and want a family. Yes, their husbands are good, attractive, give them orgasms. The women just aren’t interested in sex. I saw this all the time in mom groups.
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“Think how much more money you would have if you didn’t have kids!”
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People don’t think having kids is fun but I’m eating charcuterie and watching Dateline with my 12-year-old daughter, and pausing to pick her brain on philosophical questions. And you’re saying I’d have more fun without her? How?
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@thechosenberg
Nothing about fighting Mike Tyson once would make me better at fighting him again no matter how many times I do it.
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Is there a totally legit, few side effects, overall great drug that will give me the personality and affect I have after two glasses of wine? Because that’s what I need at all times. Everybody who knows me agrees.
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I half suspect some people use these things so they feel a little safer with their own disgusting habits of picking their noses and eating without washing their hands. It’s another product to prey on people’s paranoia/desire to signal. This is not a substitute for basic hygiene.
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IQ can do a lot, but if you think an IQ of 150+ can overcome literally any circumstance of birth, you're deeply naive. The world is full of pockets of hell that nobody can escape, sorry. Go watch a documentary about the girls born in Bangladeshi brothel villages.
@wanyeburkett
@ApteNimish
Copium. Genetics can trump pretty brutal environment. 150+ IQ in a shit environment can typically get themselves out ie Srinivasa Ramanujan. With the internet and smartphones? Unstoppable. See: Sultana getting away from the Taliban and now quantum computing researcher at Tufts.
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Alright, fine, I’ll say it—Sydney Sweeney has big “naturals” because she went on the pill and spironolactone at a young age to keep her skin clear. This is patently obvious to acne girls. FYI.
Sydney Sweeney’s big naturals should permanently remove her from mid discourse
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@RachelBCam
Yeah, food workers wear gloves to keep from contaminating the food, not to keep the food from contaminating their hands!
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Our food culture has changed:
- adults now snack between meals like it’s normal
- sugary drinks, including milkshake coffees
- eating out instead of cooking & entertaining at home
- portion sizes are enormous
- people eat at their desks, all day
- food is cheap entertainment
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@hello__caitlin
She’s trying to keep the flip flops on her feet and the boobs in the tube top while maximizing movement of the extensions. It’s a delicate dance.
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I don’t know why people keep trying this. Everybody in the world calls the people Americans and the country America or the US. Nobody but Americans calls themselves Americans. So what’s the point of this?
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The dots on the microwave glass make it so hard to see in. Anybody know where to get a replacement part?
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The Boeing issues are much scarier than any of you are ready for: the problem is poorly trained, understaffed maintainers, but you notice “Boeing” because maintenance issues affect everything and everybody and that doesn’t seem like a pattern if you don’t know what you’re seeing.
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Ballet is to girls as bodybuilding is to boys:
-extreme demands on body
-too aesthetics-based to be considered a real sport
-pros rarely make money
-threatens fertility
-many boys/girls dabble in amateur version as a kid
-most people don’t “get it”
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Jennifer Aniston was to Gen X as Sydney Sweeney is to Gen Z—men love them, women like them well enough but generally don’t see them as legendary beauties.
Who was in this category for millennials?
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@clhubes
You like wood floors but not the color of finished wood? Here’s an easy trick to make your floor look like Luxxxxxurry Vinyl Planks!
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Who’s brave enough to calculate the carbon impact of obesity?
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Men who pull exactly one super hot woman get a false sense of confidence and really think it’s replicable despite all evidence to the contrary.
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The Industrial Revolution and Its Consequences:
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To me you’re a nepo baby if you had normal parents who paid for college and gave useful advice after you were 16.
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What part of the hospital? How many people were in the parking lot? 500? Who said that?
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@Acion_Next
@leilavclark
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How does the tuning fork and crystal fit in? Is she sort of like Gwyneth Paltrow—mainstream moms like her brand but don’t buy all the woo?
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I have a friend who constantly complains about her toxic work environment. Another friend started working with her. Turns out the complainer is an asshole at work.
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@alanpoasting
Why post exactly the same tweet as somebody else did a year ago? You couldn’t make up a different story on your own? It’s 280 characters bro. Use your imagination for 20 seconds.
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No offense but there’s no way he’s getting $300hr as an escort unless he also fixes water heaters.
Imagine walking into the White House with this chick, looking like a $300hr escort…
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If you ever doubt the creativity of the average person, just ask someone why they don’t lift weights and eat enough protein. The stories they tell themselves are wild. Real examples I’ve heard:
- ankles too thick to squat
- don’t wanna get too muscular
- too flexible to lift
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One of my favorite genres of clueless tweet is is like, “In my middle class family in NoVA, my dad bought us cars on our 16th birthdays & we skied in Aspen every winter, but I can’t afford my SF rent even with my MA in communications working as a digital marketing director!”
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Women don’t ask men out simply because they know if he doesn’t have the balls to ask he isn’t worth dating.
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Norway is often pointed to as a socialism success story. Some quick facts:
—population of Norway is slightly less than Minnesota
—Norway’s oil fund is ~$1.4 trillion
—It’s invested in capitalist economies
—Norway has more billionaires per capita than the US
Thanks socialism?
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I don’t want to send hate this person’s way, but I find it obnoxious that somebody with a PhD just didn’t consider getting a crappy job when they need money. Whenever I’ve found myself unemployed and broke, I haven’t sat around wondering what to do.
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Cheering when people lose their jobs because of their “wrong” beliefs: BAD.
Cheering when people lose their lives because of a random violent attack only tangentially related to their wrong beliefs: good?????
It’s good to make fun of people who support criminals when they get murdered by criminals
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Guys, the Zoomers just delete contact info when they want to make sure they don’t contact an ex again.
It actually works because they’ve never memorized a phone number.
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i keep my apartment clean and sparsely decorated. cozy, but spartan.
my hope is that the right woman will walk in and deem it a suitable canvas upon which she can build her nest
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I have never known even one woman in her 20s who regularly dated men in their 40s. Do internet people just hang out with gold diggers or daddy issues girls exclusively or what’s going on with this????
> be a man
> be in your 20s
> can't get a date because women are dating men in their 40s
> finally become 40
> now women in their 20s date you
> the women who wouldn't date you in your 20s call you a creep
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The physique women like vs the physique men want
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If you’re the type of person to boil pasta the exact amount of time on the box rather than testing pieces to see if they’re done, I have bad news for you about sex.
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People answering E should know that means they think the test assumes anybody with a 130 IQ would independently discover the Fibonacci sequence if given ten minutes to contemplate this question. Guys, the test is specifically designed to measure intelligence, not knowledge.
A question indicative of (very approximately) 130 IQ
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“Hahaha, degrees don’t matter, just get out there and build, unless you’re a girl and then we want you to have a PhD in the exact field you work in.”
How did this 2021 "Masters Degree in Deep State Studies" get on the board of the most important company in America?
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I know I’m supposed to be impressed but I just see clamping and unclamping, some pushing, some pulling, and I dunno how that’s any different from my fake email job.
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Leftists and rightoids cheerleading Iran is the wildest shit I’ve seen on here in a while.
Iran. IRAN. IRAN??!! You hate Israel so much that you’re coming out for IRAN.
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Talked to somebody worried about AI girlfriends taking men that she might want to date. I argued that close to zero *dateable* men will fall for AI girlfriends, but she wasn’t convinced. Who’s right?
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School districts waiting until 5am to announce snow days—making it impossible to sleep in—are engaging in psychological torture. Typical public school administrator behavior.
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Here’s how I know software for hotels sucks: checking in consists of looking up a reservation by name, showing ID, giving them a card for expenses, and programming a key for the room.
This somehow takes 278 clicks and at least 15 minutes every time.
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@__hand_banana
Fr as soon as I had two diagrams and one Wikipedia link I knew I’d struck gold.
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@Kate_Kelly_Esq
The youngest person on this list was actually 31 when the constitution was written.
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@warpwitch
Yeah, that makes no sense. Once I open the door the radiation will get out anyway.
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Remember when they said we couldn’t use the terms “master” or “slave” when talking about audio devices or git repos? Yeah, that’s still a no, but when we are talking about “Houthi slavery” we need to put it in context and please, let’s be nuanced.
I didn't want to entertain this whole "Houthi slavery" nonsense, but it's been going for far too long that I feel compelled to address what is always omitted: Historical context and socioeconomic nuance.
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I’m 38. I’m not flattered anymore when the hotel bartender cards me. I’m not going back to my room for my id, just give me water and be prepared for the matching tip, buddy.
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@nomanautomata
How dare you, I truly didn’t know. It just so happens nerds love explaining things.
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The average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is $20,813 annually.
Do you want kids ?
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@realgirl_fieri
100%. Also when they are old and have cancer, it’s ok not to to put them through tons of treatment to get a couple more years of life. It’s ok.
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The Industrial Revolution and Its Consequences:
The Industrial Revolution and Its Consequences:
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Is there seriously a third rail in subway tracks that will kill you if you touch it? Seems like a bad design. Seems like a myth, I bet it’s actually totally fine to touch.
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Second suspicion about people not seeing results at the gym: not enough range of motion. Everybody needs to check in with a trainer every so often, or their mean friend who will tell them they’re being a pusssy (me).
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The thing about class mobility is you think you're doing gangbusters and you're very proud of that 401k and the good dental plan, when all of a sudden you feel a hand come up out of the muck and grip your ankle. Now you have to decide how much kicking is allowed.
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Men complain about women not initiating sex in LTRs, but they’re just dumb:
- She stole your hoodie?
- or smells nice?
- looks cute?
- took off her jewelry?
- wore that thing you like?
- brought you coffee?
- rolled her eyes at your dumb joke?
SHE’S COMING ON TO YOU, GET IT.
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By some miracle, basically everybody dates people exactly as good looking as themselves.
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