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Kids are most creative when coming up with stupid things to do that you didn’t specifically, technically warn them against.
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She’s right. Tell me, what are you willing to be a Karen about? For me it’s barking dogs after 10pm. I have the non-emergency number ready to go if I hear one more woof.
i'm starting to understand karens and those people who sue over everything. so much shit is just so broken and so hostile for no reason, it's death by a thousand cuts out there. someone needs to be anal about this stuff.
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Don’t listen to this guy, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I leave mine on for weeks at a time. When it gets really tired it just turns itself off. nbd.
As someone who works in IT I want to make this very clear and it helps a lot of problems out. WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH YOUR COMPUTER, TURN IT OFF!!!!. DO NOT LEAVE IT ON FOR 5+ DAYS!!.
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Why would you do this on the counter rather than the floor?!?!.
First-time mother and influencer Mariana reveals she broke her spine after attempting Nicki Minaj’s viral TikTok trend.
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What’s even crazier about all the normal names is they are not remotely common right now. You can probably name your baby almost any top ten most popular name from 1900-1999 and it won’t crack the top fifty chart today.
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An underrated reason to name your kid something historically “normal” is that bad associations with the name get lost in the wash. The name Matthew cannot be ruined by a serial killer at this point. If there is one serial killer with the same weird name as your kid’s, it’s over.
I am extremely normal-pilled on baby names. Name your boy Mark, John, Robert, Will, etc. Name your girl Elizabeth, Jenny, Ashley, Mary. Your kid will have this name for their entire life. It's not an art project where the point is for you to 'get creative'. Be normal!.
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HOW DARE THEY.
Just found out Cotton Eye Joe was made by a Swedish group that larps as their own Appalachian redneck OCs. They have hicksonas
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I watched The Edge recently and two lines stuck out:. “Most people lost in the woods die of shame.”. “What one man can do, another can do.”. These are slight improvements over my versions:. “No use pouting, just keep trying shit until something works.”. “Idiots do this all the
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Women hate this.
It's offputting when a man buys a house when he's single. Too prepared. The wife should help choose where they live, obviously. Is he just looking for a woman to slot in the missing hole in the fantasy he's created? Even if a single man has money he should live in an apartment.
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People love to ask “does this taste funny”, but nobody is ever remotely convinced if you answer “no.”.
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Best Gene of all!
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Maybe I’m just salty because I was a little girl with a bowl cut and grunge flannels at one point, but I don’t think this chick sexer should be quite so confident in her abilities to discern the biological sex of prepubescent children with ambiguous hair.
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There’s a VERY good chance this woman bullied a little boy at the park for literally no reason at all other than she didn’t like his hair and she sees the world through obnoxious politics goggles at all times.
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Kids can do A LOT of chores starting at a pretty young age, as long as you are ok with three things:. 1) patiently doing the task with them way more times than you think is necessary, and not interfering with any task you watch them do even if they’re super slow.2) keeping them.
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Early in our marriage I came up with a plan where we would set a timer after dinner and clean up for twenty minutes together. By like the fourth night we had more time than tasks. We should start doing this with again but with our kids this time, thanks for the reminder.
Sorry to sound like your dad, but people hate housework because they do it wrong. They do nothing until it all builds up, and then they try to do EVERYTHING.
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Maybe they know something.
Kamala Harris tells Stephen Colbert why she’s sticking with wired earphones: . “I served on the Senate Intelligence Committee. I have been in classified briefings, and I’m telling, like, don’t be on the train using your EarPods thinking somebody can’t listen to your conversation.
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This actually might work. *Some* of you are very helpful people.
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I have a very serious problem. My bathtub is too big such that if I fill it and sit in it I slide down under the water unless I brace my legs against the side, which is not relaxing. Bath pillows are horrible, grow mildew, and also slide even with suction cups. Help me.
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