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You really can’t plan a rail line through these states without including Nantucket, Albany, Charleston, Savannah, and Nashville, though.
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Dude
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Is there a family of two or more sisters out there where knives *were not* pulled on each other at some point?.
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Here's a version of this list outside of a large U.S. city, plus a cheapo version for people who don't have that kinda cash. Breakdown of the costs of a “well-maintained” attractive woman everywhere else (U.S.): .- hair: $200/every 2-3 mnths .- facials: $0 total waste of money.
@vocalcry
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Breakdown of the costs of a “well-maintained” attractive woman in a large U.S. city:. - hair: $400/every 2-3 months at least.- facials: $200-300/mnth.- fitness: $200-400/mnth.- cosmetics: $100-300/mnth.- nails: $100+/mnth.- brows: $15-40/mnth.- waxing/laser: $100-$150/mnth.- med.
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DON'T meet your muted moots.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think if you have a preemie or baby with medical complications that is eligible for Social Security, you're automatically qualified for Medicaid regardless of family income. That's a pretty damn strong safety net.
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There are several safety nets in place that you really only find out about if you don't have insurance and your baby is in the NICU. My daughter was in the NICU for 2+ months and we paid basically nothing thanks to insurance. She was also automatically signed up for Social.
@abbythelibb_
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For Gideon's two-week NICU stay, no major procedures, the bill was more than the value of our house. Thanks to good insurance, we'll pay just 6k for everything, but this is insanity. You can be conservative and capitalist and admit the American healthcare system is broken.
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Go look at the reading list and tell me if a) it includes "the most important texts in social theory from the last century" or b) it presents multiple POV thereby or otherwise suggesting in any way that the prof isn't expecting agreement.
@resurrecti0ns
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still don't know how to explain to people that when a course assigns texts like the prof isn't expecting or even hoping that you'll agree with them. it's just that these are the most important texts in social theory from the last century lol.
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Maybe they should make it kinda like social security, and the amount a woman gets for having a kid is based on her last five years’ income.
@maiamindel
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Honestly the problem is that the opportunity cost of having a kid, for American women, is in the six figure range and everyone is proposing giving them 2000 bucks for two years.
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On multiple occasions I've met somebody one day, and then the next day seen them again and been unrecognized because I had straightened my hair. This is not a memorable face.
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I know this isn’t that special or rare actually because I kinda look like this and people always think they’ve met me before, or call me “Kate” or “Lauren” after I’ve met them six times.
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Powerful phenotype
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People used to be able to make idle chitchat at work and share passing thoughts without being posted on the internet as some tale for scolds to hold up as representative of their entire generation. She probably remembers that time.
@lindynap
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65 year old boomer at work complaining that she’s about to become a grandmother. “I don’t want to be a grandmother. It makes me feel old”.
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This guy sent a bunch of brands to an independent lab—almost all of them were fake.
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In case you are interested, creatine gummies mostly do not contain any creatine. If they taste good they’re definitely fake.
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Breaking: Britain now requiring small children to accept candy from strangers to “avoid the appearance of mistrust of foreigners.”.
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Breaking: Britain set to ban airing of scenes of shin kicks and eye pokes in vintage Three Stooges films.
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Breaking: Britain to ban a swift knee to the groin of potential rapists.
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Breaking: Britain to ban car keys clutched between a woman’s fingers.
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Every time I am a little swayed by pro-gun control arguments, some tweet about the UK crosses my feed. They can’t have knives or pepper spray?!?! God bless America!.
@Saskiateague
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Women need to be able to defend themselves in the UK. Pepper spray should be legalised. We’ve been PUT in this situation therefore we should be able to defend ourselves. Makes me laugh that it’s ‘illegal’ to carry. So is illegally entering a country but that doesn’t seem to.
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Sometimes I think people aren’t even reading the Wikipedia pages smdh.
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Must be from all that time they spent alone scrolling. WWII vets, divorcés, merchant marines on a roadtrip are so innocent in comparison.
@vylpill
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You read Kerouac and realize the young were younger back then. There’s an alien sensibility of lightness and innocence. No one’s like that anymore. The young today carry an immense grief on them. The whole color scheme’s blue tinted into sadness and a nebulous sense of guilt.
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