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@theheatherhogan
My 4 year old got mad at me one day and he said, "stop saying no!" And I said, "stop asking for things" and a lady near us started laughing.
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@emilykmay
What about all of the free labor that she gave them. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, child rearing. She should have sent back bills for that. Haha
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@upblissed
How do you hold a phone to record while having a seizure? You would think the phone would be moving, no?
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WHAT DOES UTAH HAVE AGAINST REFLECTIVE LANES ON THE HIGHWAY? I just drove in the rain and couldn't see anything.
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@CoffindafferFBI
The problem isn't young women drinking. It's men raping and hurting women.
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@sarahhartshorne
It's the most popular name in the world - read an effing book! (Sorry, it made me think of the line in Superbad, but that is so thoughtful of him!)
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@901Lulu
And men wonder why women are on guard when approached out in the world. This poor young woman.
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@MadihaBlob
My ex had such bad ulcerative colitis that he had his colon removed. He had a colostomy bag for 6 weeks until they could do a second surgery to attach his small intestine to the anus. And that was 20 years ago. Maybe she is having the same done?
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@VABVOX
I loved Rosalynn Carter and would have loved to eat a sandwich that she made. I can always say that they were in the White House when I was born in 1978!!
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@Kaylan_TX
He won't learn. He looked up CSA material on his phone while he was already serving a federal sentence. Holy shit.
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@Karmatrumpsgod
I had a friend in college who used to walk around parties and remind us to get a new drink if we had put the cup down or had it out of our sight at all.
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@Swilua
Yep! My 3rd kiddo was the same. The Dr left to pick up her daughter because my internal monitor said I had tons of time. I said opposite. I was sitting in a chair and I said, either this baby is about to come out or I have to go to the bathroom. My husband called the nurses. Lol
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@Orangetrees2
@turningaphrase
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@yashar
I have chronic pain because of pregnancy. I'm praying I can make it to menopause before getting pregnant again. It's sick
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Our wedding anniversary is today! 18 years. This past year has been hard, mostly due to stresses and mental and physical health issues. But he's still my best friend and makes me laugh! We were just babies!
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@realgirl_fieri
How??? I have 5 sons, I need to know how to do this. Also to help their spouses out.
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I wish I had money to go and stay in a nice hotel for like one night. Just be by myself. Watch what I want, read a book, sleep alone in the bed. Just one night. Ugh. Does anyone else feel like this?!?!
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@kim_amerie
More like absent police officers. Who just sat there and listened to children being killed.
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@kyliejustine
Why would she sell it if her kids want to keep it in the family? Seems really petty. I'm sorry.
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@mysticaluna4206
@selenagomez
My friends daughter had a kidney disease and was an ambassador - she met Selena and the whole family loved her. Said she is the sweetest, kindest person.
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@SwearingsCaring
Teach me how. Cause I'm working full time and have 5 children. And ADD. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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My first baby - who my mom said would hopefully not be born on 9/11 - is 18 today!!!
He's such a kind, funny, intelligent, good-hearted man. I cannot believe that I am the mother of an adult. ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Grateful for this kiddo!!
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@alyssalimp
My husband called my robot vacuum an idiot once. The divorce is almost finalized.
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I feel bad, but am I the only person that doesn't care about the eclipse?!?! I'm not a hater or anything. Just super indifferent.
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2024 is really testing my resolutions. My husband was laid off this morning.
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@TheAmberPicota
Your daughter has some cool friends. I also hate the clean plate rule. So controlling.
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@kloogans
๐คข๐คข can you imagine having to sleep with Henry the 8th? He had an open wound that had gangrene. Oh god
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I'm just so tired and run down y'all. Any suggestions on how to get more positivity/energy/excitement in your life?? (IF YOU TELL ME TO GO TO THE DR, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE, AND SMACK YOU)
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Yes, he will. One day he will love his partner more than you. And that's ok.
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After some of the hateful posts that I have seen on this site, this is fucking hilarious!!
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Do drivers in Utah not understand basic traffic laws or do they just not care???
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@wxfflestomp
All I said was that we should go back in time to when women didn't have many rights. And also people of color also had no rights. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I SAID.
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I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!! ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
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I have a third interview with my dream job on Monday!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
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WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE?? I just want to lie in bed all day.
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you wouldnโt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@not_thenanny
We had a kid on our soccer team who just came for the post game snacks. No food insecurity, he was just really into snacks.
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@TheLifeOfRonny
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How about a seminar for the fathers on how to support and be a good father for their daughters.???
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@QueercoreWhore
I was still playing with barbies at 12. Man, I was a late bloomer I guess.
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I've been trying so hard to stay positive, but this world is full of the most awful, hateful people. Why not choose to be kind and listen to those who are different? Why just jump to hate and to making lives harder? I'm so tired.
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@AngryBlackLady
I miss Tracy Chapman. It was so good to see her looking so radiant and happy!!
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I don't understand humans, I really don't. This hurts. ๐๐๐
We can build gondolas and give billionaires tax breaks so they can build new stadiums and shit but, making sure kids can eat ? Nah, thatโs too damn much
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Set up my appts for mammogram, colonoscopy and with a psychiatrist for an ADD diagnosis. Please say, good job! Lol
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@_celia_bedelia_
It's so so rude. Those tickets are so expensive. People buy them for loved ones and then some garbage person does that in the audience? Gross.
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THE Keanu Reeves just followed me, guys!
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@BillyPumpaloaf
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@riteaid
She definitely doesn't believe in individual freedom. This individual wanted the booster and she refused him based on her beliefs. I think she should lose her job.
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Color me not surprised
BREAKING: new study says 50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down
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Starting a new church. This is our only doctrine.
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