Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️
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Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
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💭💭It's been two years since the leak of the Dobbs opinion and as I sat typing aimlessly wearing Jimmy Choos I somehow could afford, I couldn't help but wonder—
Did Sam Alito leak the Dobbs opinion? Would John Roberts ever get to the bottom of it?💭💭
(Take a walk down…
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SHOOTER: I was inspired by trump.
MEDIA: what could have caused this?
SHOOTER: look at this cool photo of the word “trump” spelled out in firearms
MEDIA: he probably played too much fortnite
SHOOTER: it’s like trump said, Hispanics are invading us
MEDIA: we may never know
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they'll pretend they always loved you after they kill you.
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what's the point of being so mean about this? Yeah it it really does suck when you're fresh out of college, have no money, and have to commute for an hour and a half to get to work. We should all acknowledge that sucks. Why are you making fun of this woman. Capitalism sucks
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
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This is why I can never leave this app
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we used to be a country
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I used to tease my mom when she got into birdwatching later in life. She LOVES birdwatching. Just now two different birds popped by my birdbath and I reached for my phone like I wonder what kind of birds those are and then I froze—
This is how it starts
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oh such a good idea! And when it gets cold in the winter, just turn the car on ☺️💡
People dragging this. But this is a dope setup for a young adult. 😅😅
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it’s… it’s breathtaking
Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET
Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?
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... the fuck she is.
Three words: Ruth. Bader. Ginsberg.
Ivanka Trump has spoken little about her faith, but she is undeniably America’s most powerful Jewish woman
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UK media soft launched his mistress and then two day later just tossed Kate under the bus. Is she even alive at this point? What is happening
Kate Middleton dubbed 'chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery' as 'shining star' fades
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We’re at the “how to survive a nuclear attack" phase of the Trump presidency. Fantastic.
"Don’t run. Get inside": What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack
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Good riddance to one of the most miserable human beings to ever walk the planet.
Mitch McConnell: “This will be my last term as Republican leader of the Senate.”
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I do not give a single chicken fried fuck if a white nationalist lost his job because he attended a KKK rally where a woman was killed.
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Literally stop sending Israel money you fucking maniac
🔴 UPDATE
#Israel
#Palestine
Biden has called Netanyahu an "asshole,” according to 3 people directly familiar with his comments, NBC News reported.
Biden said he is trying to get Israel to agree to a cease-fire but Netanyahu is "giving him hell" and is impossible to deal with.…
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I just really want this guy to live through this
During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”
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How do you have this much money and you can't find a goddamn tuxedo that fits.
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Charles married his side piece. William married a commoner. But it was Harry marrying the Black American tv star that caused the Royal Family to collectively shit its pants.
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that incel video is terrifying holy shit
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How come we never hear about him biting people who aren't Secret Service agents. Really makes you think
Biden's dog Commander bites Secret Service agent at the White House, causing injuries which were treated by medical personnel, spokesman says
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I'd much rather watch the Mormon lady drag her sleeves through raw dough
is this actually attractive to anyone..?
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Kieran Culkin trying to become part of the chair he’s sitting on lmao
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The 9 to 5 commuter lifestyle is so trash that Dolly Parton wrote a whole ass song about it.
Anyone who was slamming that blonde woman for crying about her 9-5 commuter lifestyle is a bootlicker of the highest degree.
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She’s 59! There isn’t a wrinkle on her face anywhere.
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i find Biden’s candidacy insulting. He’s fucking phoning it in. Coasting on his white dudeness. Plagiarizing plans. Calling 10 year olds good looking. Generally being mediocre and if not creepy, definitely weird.
Meanwhile Elizabeth Warren.
That’s it. Just Elizabeth Warren.
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People have constantly mocked single women about how they're going to die alone surrounded by cats.
Now that it turns out men are the ones dying alone, it's "sad" and it's up to women to "take care of their fathers."
No matter men's problems, it's women's job to fix them huh
I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+
Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them.
The truth is men die alone and it's sad.
Old women on…
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I’m so tired of seeing the dead-eyed Mormon lady on my timeline
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TFW you don’t know the first American woman in space was a lesbian. Sally Ride.
It’s like… learn a thing. ANY thing.
Ben Shapiro mocks the notion of queer astronauts going to the moon: "Lesbians on the moon. This is what we need. It sounds like a bad pornography"
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not only is this untrue, it is offensive to people who have dementia patients in their lives whose personalities have absolutely been changed by this disease.
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I don't trust people who can never criticize the people they admire.
That's not admiration. That's cult worship.
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“You are a lawyer and he is a hamster” will never not be funny 💀
my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is
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I was just thinking last night that one of the main reasons we have so many abortion bans is because men don't understand pregnancy.
Dozens of women are suing in Texas in the Zurwaski case because men don't understand it's not healthy to keep a dying fetus in your fucking body
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The queen died and the Irish are already on it lol
@AngryBlackLady
Time for another blockbuster Black Twitter - Irish Twitter crossover event!
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I'm thankful to the royal family for making Twitter great again
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The CDC now recommends that you quote go fuck yourself end quote
The CDC is no longer recommending Americans to stay home after testing positive for COVID-19, a major shift in policy that comes as much of the country has moved on from the height of the pandemic.
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It’s nice that Betty White got her flowers when she was alive. That doesn’t happen for a lot of people. She went out knowing that everyone in the fucking world loved her and that’s pretty remarkable
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What does "all the way through" mean. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
A flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around after a passenger had diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane
“This is a biohazard issue,” the pilot said
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Was it too much to ask for you to treat Meghan Markle like a human being literally at any point before you bullied her out of the UK? You wanker.
Is it too much to ask for the Princess of Wales to be treated like a human being while she recovers?
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Honestly I don't see the problem with this. They're asking for money in lieu of gifts. They're basically saving their guests money given how expensive wedding gifts are
Bride and groom ask wedding guests to pay for the reception.
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it’s finally dawning on them that they’re going to be using the bathroom with men. Lol
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I saw that post about caramelizing onions taking 90 minutes and i just want to know why that person found every onion in the tri-county area and put it in a small cast iron pan
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Wow. I mean. WOW. The under the breath congratulations…
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I keep saying that people who are pregnant and in distress need to interact with nurses as if they are literally cops.
THE NURSE THAT WAS RUBBING BRITTANY WATTS’ BACK AND TELLING HER SHE WOULD BE OK AFTER SHE MISCARRIED (AND WENT TO THE MF HOSPITAL 3x!!!) WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED THE POLICE OH MY GOD
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Imagine if California passed a law banning firearms and outsourced enforcement to the public. If you catch a person with a firearm, you sue them and if you win you get 10K. Sure it violates the constitution but *shrug*
That's what's happening with abortion in Texas right now.
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White people* really think every job they’ve ever gotten they got purely on merit and every job a Black person has ever gotten they got because of affirmative action.
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YouTube algorithms are turning young men into sociopaths
NEW: an ideological divide is emerging between young men and women in many countries around the world.
I think this one of the most important social trends unfolding today, and provides the answer to several puzzles.
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I didn't know who Luke Combs was before yesterday but now I like Luke Combs after seeing that performance and reading about how respectful he's been towards Tracy Chapman. He definitely let her take the lead last night and I'm 😭
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Don’t just buy Fast Car. Buy the whole damn album. Every song is a banger.
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M*GA Twitter is losing its collective shit over Maxine Waters chairing the Financial Services Committee.
lol
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Conservatives are frothing at the mouth over Malia Obama drinking rosé at a party just shy of her 21st birthday.
These are the same people who had no problem giving Justice Brett Kegstand a lifetime appointment to SCOTUS.
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Elizabeth Warren is the candidate Bernie thinks he is but really really isn’t.
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ADOPTION IS NOT AN ALTERNATIVE TO ABORTION.
Sincerely and with Great Irritation,
An Adoptee
#DobbsvJackson
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I have a lot of questions. Just so many questions
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I'm afraid if I try to go to sleep, the supreme court is going to reinstate slavery or some shit
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We need to quit conceding that CRT is being taught in public schools.
Conservatives do this thing where they redefine words and then people use those definitions as if they are accurate.
We gotta stop doing that.
If your kid is learning CRT, your kid is in law/grad school.
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replacing a blender every ten years is legitimately bananas.
Replacing throw pillows every five years? Are you high?
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I need someone to explain to me how Tulsi Gabbard is still in this race.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
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the sip of water.
the calm and dismissive way in which she answered the question.
and then her calling out why he asked her—to distract her. will he ask the iowa coach the same question? nope. she knows it. we all know it.
masterclass.
I asked South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley if she supports transgender women (biological males) playing women's college basketball.
"If you consider yourself a woman and you want to play sports or vice versa, you should be able to play."
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I truly do not care how much you dislike this woman, she should’ve been POTUS the last 4 years. The damage that Trump has done to this country is incalculable. It’s literally incalculable.
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How in the cinnamon toast fuck is Kylie Jenner asking for donations for her make up artist when she’s a goddamn billionaire. Is that broad for real
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If you don't have kids, you should:
- Do literally whatever the fuck you want at any given moment
- Not listen to this condescending pine cone
If you don’t have kids, you should:
- Be hitting the gym 5 times per week
- Have a strong social life
- Be working on 3-4 interesting hobbies
- Traveling as much as possible
You have all the time, there is no excuse
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Everyone who trauma dumped on Elmo last week has been crying about that Tracy Chapman Luke Combs duet for like 18 hours now
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who is buying that these lynchings are suicide.
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It is pretty wild how people who are complaining that they can’t breathe with a piece of cloth on their face expect Simone Biles to maybe break her neck for America
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She’s literally Palestinian, you pine cone
New: Rep. Rashida Tlaib still has a Palestinian flag hanging outside her House Office amid Hamas’ invasion of Israel.
Story:
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this wouldn’t have happened in a small town
Jason Aldean suffers heat stroke, ends Connecticut concert | Charlotte Observer
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Now that Rihanna is confirmed for the Super Bowl halftime show, everyone has to watch this at least three times in a row. I don't make the rules.
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petition for elizabeth warren to re-enter the race because this is bullshit
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Dear White People:
This Thanksgiving is when the rubber meets the road. This is when you talk to your racist relatives about what’s been going on during the past year.
Don’t just talk about it on Twitter.
Be about it in real life.
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So apparently twitter is suspending accounts who openly hope for trump's death but somehow they were silent when obama was getting death threats for 8 years
funny how that works
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IRREGARDLESS IS NOT A WORD.
I DON'T CARE IF THE DICTIONARY IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY NUMPTIES.
IT IS NOT A WORD
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I’m apalled Rashida Tlaib said “motherfucker.”
She should’ve said “grab them by the pussy.” Or perhaps “moved on her like a bitch.”
You know—civil language befitting the solemnity of the office.
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I’m gonna write an article entitled “Abortion is Healthcare.”
And in the body of the article, it will just say, “Motherfuckers.”
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✌🏾Be best✌🏾 ISN’T A THING. IT MAKES NO SENSE GRAMMATICALLY.
I hate how melania just jammed two words together and now we’re expected to accept that it’s a thing.
IT’S NOT A THING.
She might as well just have written “Be Pants.”
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Megyn Kelly is what happens when you leave your Tomi Lahren in the sun for too long.
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Does anyone else feel like we are headed for another lockdown 😬
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White House adviser should go fuck himself
White House adviser says people should stop criticizing white supremacists so much
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I’m sorry officers can claim what now
When Anna said she was raped by two on-duty cops, she thought it would be a simple case. She had no idea she lived in one of 35 states where officers can claim a detainee consented.
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Kamala Harris spent 375 dollars on a pan. That’s bad. But Thomas Massie spent tens of thousands on an arsenal for his children. And that’s good. Did I get that right?
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This fool had the nerve to say that Tracy Chapman netted a half million dollars off the back of Luke combs's success when there would be no success if Tracy Chapman had not written the goddamn song in the first goddamn place.
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If your recipe calls for two cloves of garlic I am going to assume you’re not serious and add 5.
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Breyer and Ginsburg don’t have 4 more years in them, so vote for the goddamn nominee please.
I don’t want a 7-2 majority conservative court.
Ok thanks.
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Having aging parents when you’re an only child is really hard.
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It's bananas that Apple has us buying a new thousand dollar phone every few years. I got my old phone in September 2021. I was trying to hold onto it until I paid it off but it became unusable. Literally would not charge. I went into the AT&T store and they looked at me like I…
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imagine having fewer rights than a fucking frozen embryo
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I definitely didn’t have THIS on my 2020 bingo card
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This was literally the philosophy behind slave breeding.
Enslaved Black women were systematically raped in order to bring more ✌🏾able-bodied workers✌🏾 into the world.
During a House Judiciary Committee hearing, Rep. Mike Johnson attacks Roe v. Wade, insisting that if only women were compelled to bring more "able-bodied workers" into the world, Republicans wouldn’t need to slash Social Security and Medicare.
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I bet the victims were pretty uncomfortable
CBS aired story about a memorial dedicated to lynchings of black people, and white people are complaining because it made them uncomfortable:
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Stop with the “sharia law in Texas“ bullshit.
This is right wing Christian evangelicalism. Homegrown. Stop invoking a racist bogeyman.
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I have a theory that Gen Xers have a soft spot for Monica Lewinsky. Yay or nay? I know I do.
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Shaun King, Kanye West, Terry Crews, and Van Jones walk into a bar and start holding each other’s beers
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remember when AOC said on one of the capitol officers directing her to a safe location had anger and hostility in his eyes—and she wondered whether he was trying to put her in a vulnerable situation—and she was mocked by both left and right?
a lot of y'all owe her an apology.
A 40-year friend of a Capitol Police officer reported the officer for disclosing the secure location he evacuated lawmakers to on Jan. 6.
The friend believed the officer was aligned with the rioters, per USCP discipline reports obtained by McClatchy.
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The Royal Family is doing casting calls for blurry white women with brown hair.
Blurry girlies everywhere are like this is our time
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why is this so funny 😂
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Shaun King is using the death of Chadwick Boseman to sell his book and it is GROTESQUE.
What is wrong with him? What is wrong with YOU THAT YOU KEEP SUPPORTING HIM?
(images via
@VeryWhiteGuy
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I am one hundred percent here for these sorts of legal tactics.
LFG.
Fla. lawyer argues pregnant inmate’s fetus is being illegally detained
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Plan B prevents pregnancy. It doesn't kill kids.
There's a movement to
call Plan B "morning after abortions" but again, it prevents not terminates pregnancy. You can't terminate a pregnancy if you're not pregnant in the first place.
Be serious.
Olivia Rodrigo just passed out Plan B pills at her concert in Saint Louis.
Plan B is an abortifacient.
It’s a drug used to kill kids.
Her fans are KIDS THEMSELVES.
She’s—quite literally—helping KIDS kill their KIDS.
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Sue literally EVERYONE.
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A fifth-grader from Brownsville ISD reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed and detained.
THIS 11-YEAR-OLD BROWNSVILLE ISD HONOR STUDENT WAS PUT IN SOLITARY
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It’s pretty cool that the two most progressive candidates are 1 and 2.
Also, stop ignoring Elizabeth Warren now please and thank you.
Poll: Sanders holds 9-point lead over 2020 Democrats, Warren surges into second
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Boat collided with a bridge? DEI
Everything is DEI now. Didn't get into law school? DEI. Got a parking ticket? DEI. Plane lost its wheel? DEI. Your wife left you? DEI
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