Joe W 🤍
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@jhcuz1993
@vonstrenginho
Not but you can see the background when their heads move slightly. Its perfect. It’s unbelievable. It’s so good.
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@GaryLineker
Codswallop. Funny how he used a plastic cable tie. Where does plastic come from Gary?
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@LastWordOnSpurs
Cheers on the Lloris clarity. Thought he’d maybe locked himself out of his house. Twice.
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Fantastic coverage on
@bbctms
with that streaker. The phrases regarding the coat “hanging loosely in front of him” and “they’ve tied it round his waist” were particular highlights. Finished up with “someone’s come in with a tackle”. Bliss. Excellent radio
@Swannyg66
#BBCCricket
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@OllieHolt22
I’m a Spurs fan Ollie and I have to disagree. Winning breeds confidence. Losing to your rivals is never good. We should want to win this cup
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@fesshole
My wife refuses to put the bread back in the bread bin. It baffles me. There’s often nothing else in there it’s not like it’s full up. To make it worse she puts it on TOP of the bread bin. As if lifting the lid is just too much effort. Divorce has crossed my mind also.
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@richardosman
If there’s one thing you can say about Djokovic is he must have surely helped this stat along quite nicely
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@Hero6159364628
@rickygervais
I mean fella if you’re using a cancer cure as a benchmark for approval you won’t have much luck finding someone you like
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@Arsenal
@RealMattLucas
@BukayoSaka87
From a Spurs fan, well played Bukayo and please do not listen to any of the abuse. It’s a minority I promise. If it’s racist or from rival teams, just know most of us are proud. You stepped up and took the decisive penalty and you took it properly. Nothing wrong with that at all.
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@henrywinter
Could you confirm to your many followers then that Spurs don’t bottle it either when Leicester won it - we were always behind them
Interesting to hear your take on it as an obvious Gooner
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@maxrushden
Worst thing about this was, watching it live on TV, I knew he had just one thing in mind as he went past the first man. He had no intention of trying to cross he was just trying to get a pen. That’s the saddest thing that players think like that. I’d drop him if I was Gerrard.
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@NathanAClark
@rickyleegriffi2
Could you use that same tool to edit Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?
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@NiallDWilliams
@fesshole
If she’s got no money mate I doubt she’s also got room for a sofa in her kitchen too
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@Osprey0
@jayrayner1
They also told us to stay at home but say it’s fine for one of them to drive the length of the country
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@Daily_Hotspur
@amazon
@MailSport
Oh God. The abuse. Just think of the abuse
A stadium that never delivers
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I’m still waiting for
@ENTERSHIKARI
to make an album that isn’t at least a 9/10*
Give someone else a chance guys
@RouReynolds
@roryclewlow
@EnterChris
@enterrob
*you only get a 9/10 because you have the audacity bring each album to an end every single time
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@richardosman
He’s just a bloke trying to earn a living for his kids Richard. Maybe he’s struggling a bit financially. Think it’s a bit harsh to judge
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@withnail69
@fesshole
I’m assuming he means women don’t just get naked in the back of cabs that often
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@jonathanrjs
@idriselba
Thank god someone picked up on this. Whoever this Elba guy is, he’s using a pic of Luther. Why??
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@Mourinhoxx
@jonathan_fx_
@SpursOfficial
@MillwallFC
@troyparrott9
That is SUCH a shit comment from someone who obviously doesn’t get football. It’s like my Gooner mates as a kid who’d say Spurs will never finish above Arsenal.
Never say never. Kane was a bang average kid too once. All depends how hard you work.
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@andyjnixon
@FootyAccums
I’ve said this about Usain Bolt for years. If he wasn’t the worlds fastest man then he wouldn’t hold the record for the worlds fastest man
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@haveigotnews
Feel sorry for Taylor because I believe she has previously declared an interest in him
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@EthanShort12
@SkyBetChamp1
I reckon a lot know it’s not. Still funny though. I think EVERYONE thinks it is in the first half a second they see the tweet
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@bryansgunn
The Dublin clips are incredible. Add so much more to these already glorious videos. Absolutely superb
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@Billie_T
I hate the Doherty bashing it’s largely unfair. He is a RWB. He came into a team playing a back 4. He didn’t get regular minutes. He got demoted to second choice RB, maybe third. We get a manager who plays wingbacks and he still isn’t played there. He’s played LWB more so far
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@SkySportsNews
I genuinely think he��s better off just being honest
“Yes I’m aware my owners chop off peoples heads but this is a well paid job and I’ve got a mortgage to pay”
People wouldn’t bother asking him anymore. There’s almost be a mutual respect
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@andy_murray
Shouldn’t be joked about Andy. It’s a mental disease that some American golf fans have. It’s incurable. Some also strongly believe the ball will go in the hole every time someone hits it, no matter the distance. It’s a serious issue that isn’t talked about. Help spread awareness.
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@BBCBreakfast
@bbctms
@mrdanwalker
Not sure I’m convinced here. Avoiding answering questions directly - avoiding eye contact.
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@HotspurRelated
Get him back as an academy coach. He was great at bringing the younger players through
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@anon_opin
See also: saucepan handle makers. Don’t give them little crevices on the underside
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@Shved_Seven
@Tate_Walker2
@SpursOfficial
@MarineAFC
Then they shouldn’t be playing football at all then
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@romankemp
Emojis, generally. I could tell my mum some terrible news and she’d reply with 😃😃😃
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And that, ladies and gents, is why Test cricket is the best cricket.
#SAvSL
Feel free to use that on the next podcast
@gregjames
@jimmy9
@felixwhite
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@NUFC_DazzaD
@Carra23
Don’t have an issue with this. Assistant manager needs to be the vibes man.
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@Zeus1882x
It’s so weird. Commentators saying there’s no shame in losing to this City team. There is when you were 11 points ahead at one stage
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@themichaelowen
@Carabao_Cup
@NUFC
@ManUtd
When you say “up there/old club” do you mean Liverpool, Man Utd or Newcastle?
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@LaurenceelliCFC
@GaryLineker
@ManUtd
Pretty sure if they win all their games 1-0 they’ll have a chance
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