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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
Why hello Jane!
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2 years
@gregjames My mum thinks she’s sat next to you on a train from Edinburgh right now so if you could confirm that would be amazing, her name is Jane and she’s just had a white wine and says you are on red x
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@gregjames
Greg James
8 months
This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I really miss the pub
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@gregjames
Greg James
1 year
I lost my blue tick but your rocket blew up so who’s the real loser
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
OK it’s happened. We have the best video ever
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Socialising unnecessarily increases the chances that you’ll spread the virus to someone more vulnerable than you. OLD OR YOUNG. That person could actually die. You could be infected and not know it. It’s mad that you’d go and sit in the pub with your mates knowing this.
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Stay alert, control the virus, conga to Durham
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Had a weird evening. Missed a call from Shawn Mendes. 🤦🏻‍♂️ What a lovely polite young man, though. I rang back to check it was real. He was mortified he missed the interview but we’ll get him back on soon if he’s not too creeped out by the messages about his hair I sent from bed 👍🏼
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Oh my god that was properly brilliant wasn’t it. Also, most brilliantly British thing ever bashing pots and pans! Extraordinary times can only be overcome with extraordinary acts of humanity #clapforNHS
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Btw, THEY AREN’T IN AUSTRALIA ON A MAD TIME DIFFERENCE WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS ON EARLIER FOR ALL OF US OLD FARTS WHO HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Passed some tennis courts while doing a quick Barney walk and they were full of people PLAYING DOUBLES Honestly everyone’s fucking mad. Do people not see what’s happening in Italy, here or basically THE WHOLE WORLD?! Social distancing isn’t fun for anyone but we HAVE to do it.
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Yet further proof that @carolkirkwood is a National Treasure
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@gregjames
Greg James
1 year
You went early you pricks. Do it at 3pm if you say it’s gonna be 3pm
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@gregjames
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2 years
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER. Please set aside 20mins today to watch the best bits of the Handforth Parish Council Planning and Environment Committee. The best British comedy in decades.
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
TRAIN JANE!
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Not even remotely sorry. Enjoy the next four years guys...
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
The only thing he’s cleared up is why he doesn’t speak in public much
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Happy place happy place Turf Moor?
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Roses are red This year is unreal
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
First Tune of the Week of 2021? It had to be.
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
Stay safe today guys x
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
OK. It’s done. TikTok has peaked. Switch it off we’ve all had our fun. This is perfect comedy.
@nathwhiteee
whitey
4 years
That’s the last time I help my mum do a Tiktok
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I’ve heard worse Live Lounges
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borton deals
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
I had to rewind this to check it actually happened. One of the great comedy lines.
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
WOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
IT’S GETTING LIGHTER LATER HOLY SHIT IT’S GETTING LIGHTER LATER GLORY BE OH MY GOD IT’S LIGHTER LATER WE WILL ALL BE SAVED
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
MARRY HIM
@devilmeadow
izzy 🌾
3 years
my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
It’s lovely how close we are with the listeners isn’t it ❤️
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I heard a rumour that the further away you stand from Westminster Bridge, the more grateful you are to the emergency services pass it on
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂
@grimmers
nick grimshaw
3 years
Strong start @jordannorth1
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Oh for fu...
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Oh my god @rhodri . Perfection.
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
The tweets currently sitting in my drafts are enough to ensure I’d never work again. Gonna take Twitter off my phone and go for a little walk* round the block *scream
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
We were literally having Special K with raspberries on…and now he’s gone
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
THANK YOU COMEDY GODS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
@bbcsomerset
BBC Somerset
3 years
The Christmas lights switch-on we all need in 2020 🤣 🤣 Timing is everything for @TownBridgwater , @Townmayor and @thetoptory 🎄 ✨
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Another week on @BBCR1 Breakfast begins and can I be the first to say that it’s very good to have me on, thank you very much
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
🎶 Right foot, left foot, devastating 🎶 @GNev2 is the new DaBaby
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Arranging a trip to the garden centre tomorrow with all my friends and family I haven’t seen for 8 weeks. Probs gonna conga down there about 2ish if anyone wants to come with
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 months
The moment the world changed forever
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Just to let you know that Peter and Jahmal have officially allowed Friday to begin
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
In Eric we trust
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
An UP YOURS CORONA from every country on earth? Completed it mate. Not just 193 moments of silliness but 193 real life stories. People uniting together and sharing their experiences of this awful disease. So proud of the R1 team and all our listeners. #UpYoursCorona
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
I don’t know about you but I’ve never needed a new series of Grand Designs more than I do right now
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Well. I absolutely loved every minute of that. Thanks for having me @antanddec
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
WHYYYYYYYY HELLO JILL!!!!!
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
3 years
Dr. Jill Biden, America's next first lady, joins her husband Joe Biden on stage after his first address to the nation as president-elect
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
BELLA’S ACTUALLY GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT AT TWO THIRTY TOMORROW
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Matt Lucas is a National Treasure. I’m going to watch this every day until we’re free again
@RealMattLucas
Matt Lucas HQ
4 years
A VERY important message
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Holy shit. Beyond Partridge. I’m convinced @RobGibbons_ and @neilgibbons are now actually writing for Madeley
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Character matters
@TomHourigan
Tom Hourigan
3 years
The reaction of Van Jones to the Joe Biden news is worth two minutes of your time #Election2020
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
sociallydistancedofcourse
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
What events have you got planned next week that you could invite Tom Cruise to?
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
OK. An explanation on the ‘no show’... It’s been a mad 12 hours. #WhosGotGreg
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@gregjames
Greg James
5 months
@BBCMaryam Apology rejected. It’s the best thing ever. You should be promoted if anything x
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
This is mental isn’t it. THE US OPEN. What a moment. The first qualifier to reach a Grand Slam Final let alone win it. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
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1 year
I want to be best friends with this bird
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I am accidentally Tuesday drunk
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I always put in a stupid bit when they ask me for a quote and it’s usually taken out. Today it wasn’t take it out
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Get rid of that shit envelope bit #LoveIsland
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Yeah we’re all stressed mate but let’s try and keep it together please
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Your first laugh of the day courtesy of @RitaOra 😂
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
OH GOD ALL THE ITV NANS ARE GOING TO DISCOVER DRIVERS LICENCE AND IT’S GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE FOR ANOTHER 10,000 WEEKS
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
I wrote this on Instagram all tired and emotional last night. Despite the spelling mistake, I stand by it though. And we’re ready to go again in moments... @BBCR1
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Lovely to be back on the radio today. Thank you for the warm welcome x
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Thanks Toby
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
If the rumours about @jordannorth1 doing I’m A Celeb are true then it’s the MOST Jordan North thing ever that he’ll miss out on going to Australia and will instead be stuck in a castle in Wales. In winter.
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EDIT IN MAD PIANO SOUNDS THIS IS AMAZING
@danielmaier
Daniel Maier
4 years
Martin Roberts’s Invisible ‘Why Did You Want To Buy This Place?’ Piano.
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
DOG AT THE CRICKET DOG AT THE CRICKET THERES A DOG AT THE CRICKET!!!!!!!
@AatifNawaz
Aatif Nawaz
3 years
Dog Stopped Play 🐕
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Thank you to everyone who’s alerted me to this today. What a gift.
@BeardedGenius
Nooruddean
4 years
Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
HUMPHREY YOGART IS A FUCKING AMAZING NAME
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Never been prouder to work for the BBC. People rely on it even more at times like these All of us at @BBCR1 will keep things as normal as possible for as long as possible. Everyone’s playing a blinder. As are the listeners. They’re keeping us going too.
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@gregjames
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1 year
They should teach test cricket in schools. All human emotions and life lessons condensed into 5 days. How can it STILL surprise us after all this time?! (Because it’s the best thing in the world)
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
How stupid am I that I’ve just worked out why Oprah’s production company is called Harpo? OPRAH BACKWARDS 🤪
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Oh my god. Andrew Cotter is in a different league to the rest of the internet.
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Well that’s 7-10am sorted tomorrow then
@CrypticChAoS28
CrypticChAoS28
4 years
@gregjames well think this might be one for your show! #askthenation
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Footballers playing cricket makes me happy. Dele Alli going to the trouble of asking for multiple angle CCTV footage of this and having it edited with replays and graphics makes me even happier. Incredible commitment to nonsense.
@dele_official
Dele
3 years
🏏⚽️😜
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
The word is on your lips... 🎶 VACC-CIN-A-TION! 🎶
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
Hahahaha YES! What did we say about no interviews during Neil!! Chloe running off 😂 Amazing amazing amazing all round
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
From now on I’ll be ending every conversation like this
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
Comedy gold. I’m also so jealous. Driving one of these was all I wanted to do as a kid
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@gregjames
Greg James
1 year
I’ve written about some serious things and undercut them with a penis anecdote. Hope this helps though x
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Greg James
3 years
8000 dad points to Alan for responding to my text asking for his best gravy recipe by GETTING UP EARLY TO MAKE SOME THEN DROPPING IT ON THE DOORSTEP WRAPPED UP LIKE IT’S EVIDENCE FROM A MURDER ENQUIRY
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Cheers
@BritishVogue
British Vogue
3 years
“Recent studies have repeatedly suggested that sex in relationships has slowed down, while arguments have ticked up. No wonder, when couples have been wedged next to each other day after day...” writes @BellaMackie .
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@gregjames
Greg James
7 months
Hans Moleman Productions presents: MAN GETTING HIT BY FOOTBALL
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@gregjames
Greg James
2 years
We HAVE to speak to the true star of the night on the breakfast show this morning…any leads?!
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Seriously though we live in the maddest fucking country
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Already looking forward to Monday’s show 👍🏼
@PleaseBeGneiss
slate
4 years
does thomas play the saxophone like this or this
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Greg James
3 years
Oh my god it’s HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY F**CKING CALM!!!! @Adele on @BBCR1 breakfast tomorrow at 8am
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures. Missing football so very much!
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
DOUBLE!!!!! IMPEACHMENT!!!! *EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS*
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
3 years
Donald Trump becomes first president in US history to be impeached twice, and faces trial in Senate over Capitol riots
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
The only video you need this weekend
@DickKingSmith
Dick King-Smith HQ
3 years
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Read this immediately.
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
Always a special day x
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@gregjames
Greg James
3 years
It’s the new ‘Are you well?…I thought you were…’
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
3 years
"Are you hopeless Mr Hancock?" "I don't think so"
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Greg James
3 years
This message has been making me laugh all week
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@gregjames
Greg James
4 years
Meanwhile on @BBCR1 Breakfast, we're on the hunt for a giraffe expert to get some closure on the bow tie debate...
@mrdanwalker
Dan Walker
4 years
Good morning. We have the Health Secretary @MattHancock with us at 730 this morning on #BBCBreakfast
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