@gregjames
My mum thinks she’s sat next to you on a train from Edinburgh right now so if you could confirm that would be amazing, her name is Jane and she’s just had a white wine and says you are on red x
Socialising unnecessarily increases the chances that you’ll spread the virus to someone more vulnerable than you. OLD OR YOUNG.
That person could actually die.
You could be infected and not know it.
It’s mad that you’d go and sit in the pub with your mates knowing this.
Had a weird evening. Missed a call from Shawn Mendes. 🤦🏻♂️ What a lovely polite young man, though. I rang back to check it was real. He was mortified he missed the interview but we’ll get him back on soon if he’s not too creeped out by the messages about his hair I sent from bed 👍🏼
Oh my god that was properly brilliant wasn’t it. Also, most brilliantly British thing ever bashing pots and pans!
Extraordinary times can only be overcome with extraordinary acts of humanity
#clapforNHS
Passed some tennis courts while doing a quick Barney walk and they were full of people PLAYING DOUBLES
Honestly everyone’s fucking mad.
Do people not see what’s happening in Italy, here or basically THE WHOLE WORLD?!
Social distancing isn’t fun for anyone but we HAVE to do it.
YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER.
Please set aside 20mins today to watch the best bits of the Handforth Parish Council Planning and Environment Committee.
The best British comedy in decades.
The tweets currently sitting in my drafts are enough to ensure I’d never work again.
Gonna take Twitter off my phone and go for a little walk* round the block
*scream
Arranging a trip to the garden centre tomorrow with all my friends and family I haven’t seen for 8 weeks. Probs gonna conga down there about 2ish if anyone wants to come with
An UP YOURS CORONA from every country on earth?
Completed it mate.
Not just 193 moments of silliness but 193 real life stories. People uniting together and sharing their experiences of this awful disease. So proud of the R1 team and all our listeners.
#UpYoursCorona
I wrote this on Instagram all tired and emotional last night. Despite the spelling mistake, I stand by it though. And we’re ready to go again in moments...
@BBCR1
If the rumours about
@jordannorth1
doing I’m A Celeb are true then it’s the MOST Jordan North thing ever that he’ll miss out on going to Australia and will instead be stuck in a castle in Wales. In winter.
Never been prouder to work for the BBC. People rely on it even more at times like these
All of us at
@BBCR1
will keep things as normal as possible for as long as possible. Everyone’s playing a blinder. As are the listeners. They’re keeping us going too.
They should teach test cricket in schools. All human emotions and life lessons condensed into 5 days. How can it STILL surprise us after all this time?!
(Because it’s the best thing in the world)
Footballers playing cricket makes me happy. Dele Alli going to the trouble of asking for multiple angle CCTV footage of this and having it edited with replays and graphics makes me even happier. Incredible commitment to nonsense.
8000 dad points to Alan for responding to my text asking for his best gravy recipe by GETTING UP EARLY TO MAKE SOME THEN DROPPING IT ON THE DOORSTEP WRAPPED UP LIKE IT’S EVIDENCE FROM A MURDER ENQUIRY
“Recent studies have repeatedly suggested that sex in relationships has slowed down, while arguments have ticked up. No wonder, when couples have been wedged next to each other day after day...” writes
@BellaMackie
.
If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures. Missing football so very much!