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Joined June 2010
This gotta be the most brutal end to a rivalry in sports history
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None of this woke false 9 bollocks, a big lad in the mixer. This is what pep and his disciples tried to take from us, real football is back.
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He’ll be the only person in America who can’t shoot.
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Oooo I’m 17 playing in a euros final, weird little cunt, get some vodka and neck it down a park like a real teenager you boring cunt.
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Richarlison slagging off conte in an interview, conte slagging off richarlison, starting him in the next game, scoring after 4 minutes, shushing conte only for it to be ruled offside is the most Tottenham sequence events imaginable.
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No way he released about 800 photos of his fiancé but still ended up getting cooked overall. The internet is not real.
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Grealish and Kalvin Phillips better not drop a stinker….
when you're in year 6 and hear general levy for the time with your mates
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Imagine falling into a coma 4 years ago and waking up today to see the fucking undertaker holding a trophy in front of Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia for fuck sake this game is finished.
THE UNDERTAKER WILL BE PRESENTING THE RIYADH SEASON TROPHY AFTER THE GAME BETWEEN AL NASSR AND AL HILAL.
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Imagine your team going down 3-0 and Peter Drury pulling out a GCSE English poem right in your ear, my head would be on mars.
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reckon when Love Island is on you can drive across all of England and not see a single Fiat 500.
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Kane scoring 50 league goals and finishing second behind Leverkusen would be the most Kane thing to ever happen.
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Just remember in the biggest game of Arteta’s arsenal career Eric Dier was man of the match.
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Ange saying I always win things in my second season and ending Tottenhams 17 year trophy drought is the coldest moment in football history.
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Molly Mae worried that Maura is a ring girl, wait til she hears what she did vs Ajax.
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‘Nobody wants to see this’- Rio Ferdinand describing scenes that literally everyone wants to see.
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Relegation?.
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Disgusting footage of Bill Gates live tracking Margaret, 97 doing her weekly shop in Aldi. Stay safe people
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Eriksen scored at the bridge the last time we won there. Not saying that was a long time ago but he’s gone to inter, won the league, died, came back to life, joined Brentford and scored there again since it happened.
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Bissouma on Snapchat:.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a generational hate watch and you feed him for a lifetime.
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Dortmund on fifa with Piszczek, Hummels, Schmelzer, Bender, Gotze, Kagawa, Lewandowski, Blaszczykowski, Gundogan, Perisic. You just had to be there.
12 years ago today. Ivan Perisic knocked this in against Arsenal.
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Quite funny that Kulu has obviously told the players about a pre meditated celebration with the ball but Richy still boots it away, then has to go and get another 😭.
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Me watching Home Alone.
I think Mac Allister has shown brilliant tenacity today. Great Tenacity For A Small Lad.
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Decent transfer budget, could push for top 6.
ISIS 'growing in strength with 18,000 fighters and hidden £331m war chest'
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Todd Boehly is the funniest thing to happen to the premier league in years. Bro is just scrolling through BBC gossip column to get names and instantly buying them for clout. Has the energy of a divorced dad buying a Ferrari to try and win his kids over.
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moving here asap.
Kim Jong-un has BANNED football fans in North Korea from watching Tottenham Hotspur.
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In seriousness it’s not just Roman who is being punished by all this. It is the fans who travel up and down the country to support their club. Kids who have fallen in love with the game for the first time. Even as a rival fan you have to admit that that is very very funny.
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Impractical Jokers, what a show, wonder what they’re cooking in Qatar
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Emerson managed to be the worst royal this week and one died and another got called a peedo in public.
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Mad to think Yamal is only two years older than Sadio Mane’s wife.
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Molly Mae said everyone will be in Anna’s DMs. More likely she’ll be playing DM
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Liverpool were worried about the corona virus when the real threat was Sarrs.
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I know our transfers take a while but this takes the piss.
The Telegraph claim Tottenham Hotspur are to open talks with Stuttgart for striker Timo Werner. #THFC
http://t.co/m8rdbbW358.
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Do you ever deep how mad it is arguably the greatest ever manager picks Foden every week but this ex Middlesborough chancer doesn’t pick him, the audacity.
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What the lifeguard sees when you’re waiting for the green light to go down the slide on holiday
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The face of a man hearing the German language for the first time and thinking what the fuck have I got myself into.
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Arsenal up for people losing their jobs for accountability unless they happen to play midfield for them.
EXCLUSIVE: Lee Mason leaves PGMOL and will no longer officiate in the Premier League after VAR blunder. Read more 👉
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Last year Conte lost his right hand man and friend of 30 years to cancer. Soon after he lost two of his closest friends and team mates in Vialli and Mihajlovic. He then had to have surgery, came back too early and got signed off again. On top of all that he also managed Spurs.
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We get it mate, you know who won the Ballon d’or. Would hate to watch a film with this bloke, spoiling the plot every 8 seconds.
⚪️🤯 Insane goal by Vinicius Jr, his 8th goal of the season in all competitions…. …just 6 days ahead of Ballon d’Or ceremony. 👀🇧🇷
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Eriksen died, aged about 35 years, went bald, got a pacemaker and still beat Werner to a duel there.
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Barcelona now have players called Malcolm, Arthur, Douglas and Miranda. Are they La Liga giants or a fucking lawn bowls team from Yorkshire?.
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Love Island would be much better if they put some normal blokes in it. Imagine one of these birds having to couple up with 25 stone Keith from Sheffield with a Brexit tattoo.
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Chats at afters are sacred and anyone who partakes in one is duty bound by an unwritten code to leave whatever was said in the kitchen at 7am firmly in the kitchen at 7am. That fella who done the ref is a proper grass and I hope never gets invited out again.
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I am a teacher. If your child is doing school work at home in the coming weeks and you’re struggling please feel free to ask someone else as I want to watch every season of The Wire.
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Germany vs England today. Remember last time that fella set up a go fund me for the crying German kid but then turned out to be a sex offender. What a time to be alive on twitter that was.
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When you’re off your box and trying to act sober in front of bouncers
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Not seen the villa this rocked by an Italian since Federico Macheda scored a last minute winner against them in 2009.
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@SpursOfficial the lowest point in a series of incredibly low lows. Fuck you and everything you have become.
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Stadium announcer saying ‘please get off the pitch we have Brighton on Sunday’ was probably the least effective persuasion ever.
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Imagine if this was true for everyone. Luka Modric with 39 CL goals and Sadio Mane’s wife with 13.
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Darts is the best, no other sport could have what is objectively a 40 year old man as a young prospect.
Luke Littler makes his way to the World Championship stage for the first time in his senior career. What a moment for the 16-year-old 🙌
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He’s broke America, love to see it.
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Loser gets Lenglet.
🚨 🎖️ | JUST IN: FC Barcelona will play the 2023 Joan Gamper Trophy match against Tottenham Hotspur on 9th August. #THFC . [@laiatudel]
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Being 17th and in the champions league is the most Tottenham thing ever I’m sorry, absolute social experiment of a club.
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Potter not wasted this much money since buying the entire chocolate frog trolley on the way to Hogwarts.
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Imagine getting back to the dressing room after a half like this and seeing your manager apply sun cream to his head, his position is simply untenable.
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Not sure that’s a good reference tbh.
@FabrizioRomano 2024 is going to be the start of a new era. Jim wants to Fix It. We live in hope.
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If the prospect of only needing a draw against an already relegated Norwich on the final day doesn’t absolutely terrify you you’re not spurs.
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Shame England didn’t equalise but we’d never have beaten America in a shoot out.
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Flexing xG with two pens is crazy 😭😭😭.
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: “We defended very well. If you see the xG it’s much higher than Everton.”
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Only thing Chelsea fans have ever stopped successfully is that french bloke from getting on a train.
Chelsea fans stopped the Super League. You’re all welcome.
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The best club in the world having spurs as a bogey team is somehow the most spurs thing ever.
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One of the biggest moments in the entire football history of your nation and you do a Paneka, do you know how cold that is.
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I can’t explain it, but this is the most Tottenham thing I’ve ever seen.
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People who take the piss out of this have never been on a euro away trip in their life. This would be unreal.
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Huge blow for Arsenal ahead of tonight.
Foreign sex offenders should never have refugee protections in Britain. I'm changing the system to make sure they won’t.
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Everyone laughed at Birmingham but fucking Real Madrid will be retiring the shirt at this rate.
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new york has spider-man.man.los angeles has ant man.arizona has deadpool.who does london have ?.
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