jodie hammond lee
@jodiehammondlee
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Cynical, Honest, Crazy cat lady. DV survivor. cant think of anything interesting or funny, I’ll be back…
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@OhYeahLasers
@itsnashflynn
So true lol, I saw a ghost once when cleaning an upstairs room in a pub. Everyone went “that’s George he always walks past at this time, just don’t get in his way on the 2nd floor” apparently he was fine on the first floor but got grumpier higher up.
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@AnnGarvin_
I’m 45 and after 6 years of being single I decided to go on a dating website. It’s the most depressing experience of my life. I’ve had a few people message me but they all look like they could be my father. I think I will stay forever single
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@colinfry666
@fesshole
I rarely go out Colin and I don’t drink, but I would make an exception to go watch that
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@SingingDogz
Isn’t it wonderful that it’s a hypothetical question and men still won’t take no for an answer
#TeamBear
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@Nbritt911
@MLozada
I’m not high and I watched it for a good 2 mins wondering why no one was running 😂
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@indigojo_uk
@annasiancole
@JacquelineBolto
When I was at uni, someone had a burst ulcer and died in their exam after vomiting blood everywhere, I’m pretty sure That was accepted for the whole room. I’d finished my exams the week before but the trauma for those in there horrific .
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@according2_taz
We have The Royal British Legion (clues in the Title), Help for Heroes, SSAFA, Combat Stress, Veterans Gateway, Chelsea Pensioners and Numerous others, all supported by the UK Public and the Royal Family, we don’t need Harry’s vanity project
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@darrellmaclaine
@rickedwards1
I grew up in a village so everyone had a random name for a random reason. But by far my favourite was Powder, why was he called Powder, well because his name was Malcolm.
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@MirrorCeleb
I have no interest in love island- however, I do know how much work goes into Dressage, unlike your journalism it seems.
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@BBCBreakfast
Nicholas Witchell - the man Prince Charles famously muttered “I can’t bear that man, I mean he’s so awful, he really is” under his breath to Harry and William in Klosters. I wonder why they didn’t phone him up and tell him straight away what was happening 🤔
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My god rotten born is really annoying me. I think it started when he said something like if you don’t support amber you dont support any dv victims. Well I’m a DV victim and I don’t believe a word she says
#amberheardvsjohnnydepp
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@David_Challen
Vicki wasn’t a sex worker, sh was a mum, a sister, a daughter and a friend, ive known Vicki all my life and unfortunately lost contact when she lost her struggle with addictions but she was an incredible person and should not be defined by the final part of her life
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@DavidJesudason
I always thought that ad was strange because most people who pirated films on a large scale probably would steal a car or whatever the other examples were, I always got up for snacks when it came on
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@DreyfusJames
My favourite thing about all of this is
@salltweets
really is a strong intelligent and beautiful woman and he has to look at that every day.
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@benphillips76
I respect his grift, he’s dedicated, he’s been doing it for years now. Or is he like Dr Who or the Stig and there have been many Count Binfaces. This may be a dark rabbit hole.
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@stevie_p70
The amount of people who have told you to go to
@Hednesford_Town
instead and their warm response, even im tempted, but I live in Cornwall 😂
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@JamesFl
I love how she’s having the time of her life and Johns like here we go again. She’s the grandma version of the girl and the burning house, I love her
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@UberFacts
When asked at the shop if I want a bag for a couple of items I reply no it’s fine I have a Mary Poppins handbag 👜. This is mainly responded to with blank stares but today the older lady in the queue behind me laughed - finally 😂
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@BethFisherSport
@IanWright0
Try being in your own garden, weeding. When your male (married with kids) next door neighbour tells you he likes it when you don’t wear a bra. 1st I didn’t ask 2nd I’m in my own garden. 3rd Completely inappropriate. I now feel completely uncomfortable in my own garden.
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@Chesschick01
Also let’s be honest the Gwyneth Paltrow haircut never suited anyone other than Gwyneth herself, we all should have stuck with the Rachel.
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@featherty
My ex was arrested and barred from coming near my house. My (married) neighbour took this as an opportunity to insert himself into my space. He one told me over the fence that he preferred it when I didn’t wear a bra, I was gardening. I stopped going into the 1/2
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@UberFacts
This is the 3rs time I’ve seen you post this so called ‘fact’ and each time English people tell you we collectively have never used the term french exit. You’re not going to make it true by continuing to post it
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@HazelAppleyard_
Well Gen X knows that Red lipstick doesn’t go with a pink dress and white cardigan. And the white purse is a definite no with that outfit. Only a man would pick that to wear.
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@SubRosaMagick
If my cat Sox goes out too long or too far his mum goes out and collects him, he’s 9 but she’s still his mum
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@featherty
Garden when he was outside. Once he knocked on my door at midnight, tried inviting himself in for a drink, as I tried to shut the door he put his foot in it to block. I slammed that door so hard, he knew I was a victim of DV and once said I never complained when exs 2/3
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@the_joclark
@callybeaton
Weirdly I get the opposite, people who call me Jo really wind me up. My name is Jodie not Joanne and when I point this out they choose to argue with me. Like I don’t know my own name
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@CowboySull
My geography teacher had a screw on plastic hand, he got suspended once for hitting a 6th former round the head with it. A lad in my year shot him and the deputy head with an air rifle and my music teacher was sleeping with at least 2 students. 1/2
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@featherty
Shouting at you upset my kids. Like WTF how to blame the victim. Anyway I just realised how angry that made me so 1/2 went to 1/3. I’ve moved now and he was part of the reason.
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@buitengebieden
Reminds me of my kittens when they were born, they used to sleep like that as well. They’re all about 6kg now so they sleep on me instead. Their mum is a naughty Tortie.
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@PerezHilton
No it was a rumour that came from Giles Coren several years ago who has since admitted he made it up. The Sussex squad are trying to trend it after Catherine’s piano performance and failing- it’s old news and no one cares.
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@UberFacts
Yep I suffer from anxiety disorder,social anxiety and imposter syndrome basically because I overthink everything. I will post this tweet then think about it. Who will read it, who will reply, will they argue, will no one reply 🤯 head fuck. Occasionally I’ll just delete
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@millihill
Isn’t it coincidental that young boys start worshipping misogynists like Andrew Tate and young girls decide they don’t want to be young girls anymore. Each generation has its own teen girl fad, 90s self harm, 00s anorexia etc but this seems more deeply ingrained
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@David_Challen
As soon as I saw the picture of the court house I knew why he got off. It’s St Albans, an affluent area full of self entitled people who think they can have whatever they want. And before anyone comes for me, I grew up there, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve known similar
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@RefugeCharity
Why would refuge be concerned about the truth. I’m a survivor of domestic abuse and I could see from a mile off who the victim was #
#TruthWins
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@thatveganlass
I thought my £600 compensation was bad for 3 counts of assault, abh, criminal damage and C&C behaviour domestic abuse but £300 for what you went through is shocking
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@maikael__
@Wineypop
@chrishemsworth
Exactly what I was going to say. Broccoli is just trees for very tiny people anyway.
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@jane14roberts
@mrdanwalker
The pall bearers were picked because they were the tallest, statistically that means they are likely to be male. And good cause I’m a woman and I have no shoulders, I can’t even keep my bra strap up never mind a casket.
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@GOATeDigital
Sorry but I’ve been sat in a pub when a group of men came in and started smashing up the bar, my first instinct and the woman next to me was to grab the children in there and run out. They weren’t our children but their father ( who they were in there with) was glad we did
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@MdBreathe
My cousin died of this 30 years ago in New Zealand- he was. Pilot. How could you possibly have never heard of it.
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@SirMattBourne
@bbcstrictly
@adamlambert
@JasonGilkison
I’ve loved
@adamlambert
since I first saw him on American idol but for the first time ever I wasn’t paying attention to him Nikita and Carlos were captivating to watch.
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@hellolanemoore
I quite often like to quote willow in Buffy when she became a vampire and say “bored now” in a monotone and walk off. It’s immensely satisfying.
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@SuburbanDuchess
I didn’t read that because I’ve never been able to get past the fact that they were cooking roast chicken when weeks before we’d all been told she was vegetarian and once again it’s put that block in my mind of if you are going to lie about that then everything is a lie
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@Kelliej71K
@ThePerezHilton
Anne is a Boss, the woman foiled her own kidnapping, was almost shot, punched the bloke and still doesn’t have protection 💪🏻
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@JofArnold
This is even better than when the whole country watched planes landing for the afternoon on YouTube, we now have a website devoted to a queue. I’m so proud 🥲
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@MetroUK
Most people who get sick notes from their doctor don’t get benefits anyway. Last year I was signed off for 6 months but I was still employed and paid sick from work. My doctor knew my condition and not only signed me off but regularly checked up on my progress.
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@JohnPrenderga
@SingingDogz
Interesting how you have decided that a woman’s personal opinion on a non existent situation must be based on falsehoods and therefore wrong. Thus proving my point entirely. Congrats.
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@SarahjevsEvans
My cats brought a bat in once, I woke up to them to them using my bed as a trampoline trying to catch this silent black thing flying around my room. Anyway, I decided the best thing to do was to go back to sleep and deal with this later, the next evening 1/2
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@3YearLetterman
@BBCBreaking
Haha I haven’t seen
@3YearLetterman
for ages I’ve kind of missed how many people fall for it 😂
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@emilyhewertson
I genuinely have no fucking clue what anyone is talking about anymore. I gave up in about 2012
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@colinfry666
@fesshole
Why thank you, keeps my head warm in the colder months and is a seagull shield in Summer ( I live in Cornwall).
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@Vicky_Austen
I was late for work once as I was trying to get a squirrel out of my bookcase, the cats had brought it in. Fun fact squirrels can’t go backwards, forward drive only.
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@SarahjevsEvans
The bat reappeared so I got him in the back bedroom opened the window and shut the door, I then barricaded the door and then had to tie the door handle to the bannister to stop them getting in. My cats would love Barry. He is clearly cut from the same cloth
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@hankgreen
That first cat is the spitting image of my cat - maybe I should get her in a studio
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@NannaOfDragons
@ashawolves
Don’t do it, I’m 45 and sold mine for a higher up car because sports cars are too low and as I get older everyones lights are in my eyes so I can’t see bugger all and then I can’t get out the car. Also terrible boot space
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@RealDeniseWelch
@Andy
@BravoTV
It’s got progressively worse since fox force five were allowed to bully
@LisaVanderpump
and Yolanda then
@TheRealCamilleG
and finally Denise. Adding Diana who has no redeeming qualities sealed their fate. Team
@SuttonBStracke
and
@GarcelleB
all day long.
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@ColinAndEV
I’ve never been punched by a cat, never had my head stamped on, never had a tv thrown at me, never been trapped in a house for 48 hours and never been sexually assaulted. They have given me a dead leg though.
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@Swilua
I’m 45, my boss is convinced I’m a cat because I work from home, I have 6 cats, I’m constantly yawning and whenever I tell him I need to get food he says “ooh rabbit and Turkey” 😻.
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@IamTheFawb
@NoContextBrits
Of course it is, just because we’re in hell there is no reason not to be polite, and bloody hell is polite swearing to us Brits.
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@DavidBTN2
@danwootton
She’s the one that made the complaint according to the report. A fact I did not know until today
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@ParisHilton
Love you Paris and will normally watch or listen to anything you are on, but it’s a hard pass on this occasion. Sorry.
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@JonjayNeedham1
I took my car to the garage years ago, there was an issue with the steering column. The mechanic took a spare one he had lying around and showed me exactly what the problem was and how he would fix it. I must just have that look about me.
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@GudrunBurnet
@richardm56
OMG this is shocking. I was the victim in this exact situation and no I don’t drink but my ex did. Thank god my neighbours called the police eventually.
@richardm56
you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself
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@godblesstoto
Why do we need to know the actors pronouns anyway, your going to watch them act not have dinner with them. There is literally no interaction, it’s completely pointless, might as well say likes doughnuts 🍩
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@emmawalk3r
@leoxeloo
I don’t event play wordle and I guessed caulk from the people complaining that day. It’s a new game I play. Guess the wordle word from the Twitter complaints.
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@CopWellbeing
I thought all Uk officers wore them on their uniforms now, I’m a victim of violent crime and have dealt with many officers over the last 3 years whilst waiting for court, all of which have had this on their uniform. I always smile when I see it. I support this symbol
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@AmiEverAfter
Growing up my step dad was abusive, as an adult my partner was abusive. I’m now in my 40s and single and living with my cats. Never been happier. The fact I’d rather clean their 💩 out of a box every day should tell you everything.
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@terfasaurus
I stopped watching when it started lecturing me every week, I want weird aliens and fun like Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures. Also Dr who was literally made for straight white men, that was the core audience for like 50 years 🤦🏻♀️
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@ThePerezHilton
There was an excellent scientific documentary on this exact issue on the bbc which confirms what she’s saying. Trans women are still effectively male in structure of lung capacity and musculoskeleton so have an unfair advantage
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@CowboySull
My french teacher would drop things to look up girls skirts, several teachers were having affairs with parents and each other. A new gym teacher quit after we did a sit down protest and we had to line up for the bus after someone was pushed in front of it, twice! There’s more 😂
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@ThePerezHilton
Because these are 3 young boys representing their country and making us proud being abused directly on social media by disgusting cretins. Not a comparison stop trying to make one
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@PerezHilton
Oh I wish they’d piss off. They’ve got a mansion in the middle of a country park sitting empty and have just laid off all their staff. They have no idea what joe public is dealing with, losing their jobs left right and centre and just trying to keep a roof over their heads
#dicks
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@SuburbanDuchess
Two of her British friends have openly said she ghosted them when she met Harry, Lizzy Cundy and Milly Mackintosh.
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@ObaatanAkua
She reminds me of my ex, who is a narcissistic btw. Incapable of picking the right emotions, always doing the wrong thing when the right thing is so obvious and more importantly always grabbing my hand in public yet showing no love in private. I may however be completely wrong.
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@TSting18
“I would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead yet” is my favourite line ever.
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@ArchRose90
Had a fascinating conversation recently with a new zealander who’s dad was English/ Irish heritage with red hair and his mum was Māori / Solomon Islands, he told me about his traditional Māori tattoos etc. All because I asked. Also I have relatives from NZ, he asked too.
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@ask_aubry
My ex used to put me down because I went to university and have a Masters Degree yet he didn’t even finish school. Figure that one.
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@1StevieKilner
If people don’t say thank you if I open a door or such like I say really loudly “you’re welcome” nothing better than a bit of passive aggression
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@truemagic68
I heard there were 3 points in his life he felt out of control. 3!! Jesus if we could all be so lucky.
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@DoronWeber
@Arobichaux
@BetterUp
@reidhoffman
@mastersofscale
After he was caught smoking weed as a teenager he was sent to the Priory by his dad, the most famous therapy centre in the UK
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@ThemisJ3
@VitanzaNick
We used to do this at school with Pritt stick - directly above the teachers head in physics class. It made the lesson infinitely more interesting
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@uKnowLo
@Sim1de
@PerezHilton
British press didn’t say that much actually. She kept contacting them when she wasn’t getting attention. We’re a small country with 3 major tv news stations, numerous newspapers and magazines and the internet. If you look hard enough you can find a story on anything
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@mitsyarty
@BorisJohnson
I was on that list from 16 to 36 till I finally managed to get a house by other means - the system is a joke
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@SVPhillimore
Shoulder length, “ooh your hairs getting long”and reaches my butt are the 3 levels of long hair and always have been. I’m 45 and I have “ooh your hairs getting long” hair as my mum keeps reminding me
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@eddiemarsan
and
@TamsinGreig
Just did the most powerful 3 minutes of tv you will see will those violins. Just Wow.
#ConcertForUkraine
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I actually have to cover my face every time he’s on the screen Julius is so cringe, why are we still subjected to him. What did we do to deserve this
#MadeInChelsea
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@sage1411
In fact he did it so much and came up on my timeline so much, that I had to mute him amongst others. Not sure why he appeared in the first place, can’t stand the man
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Twitter is killing me tonight I’m watching on catch up whilst reading the comments - general consensus the UK doesn’t like the American shouty twat 😂😂😂
#SASWhoDaresWins
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@PerezHilton
And before the comment s start this man served in WW2, was president of the world wildlife fund, set up the Duke of Edinburgh award scheme in 70 countries, was a faithful support to his wife for 73 years and is openly acknowledged as the person who Diana and others turned to for
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@DreyfusJames
I hate bananas and coffee I’m also not really fond of bacon sandwiches. I bet there’s a very small number of people who agree with me. In fact my own mother loves bananas and is obsessed with coffee I must disown her at once. Sounds silly when you put it like that doesn’t it.
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