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I think everything is funny and a little bit sad. USA Today Best Sellling Author & Founder of @tallpoppywriter

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Ann Garvin
1 year
I am 62 years old, single, and recently, after watching “Love Actually” for the 17th time — toxic though it may be — I downloaded a dating app and started the arduous process of vetting men so that I, too, might actually find love. Again. (a thread).
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The rage I feel when I’m downstairs, starting the washing machine and that’s when they decide to ask me a question.
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When you gotta get off the phone and your bestie is supportive of your fitness goals: Ok. Talk later. Good luck on your push-up.”.
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When Bush was president I read a bumper sticker that said-The only bush I trust is my own. And I feel like that is 100% true for me and has aged really well.
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I don’t care what you erase, take off calendars, remove from documents and websites you weak ass sons-a-bitches. I am mine. I am here to stay and will live on in my smarter, stronger children. Women grew your bones in the soft tissues of our bodies. Use your delete key on your
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Maybe we should form a travel club. And we go places but we’re in bed by 8:30.
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I’m such a weird mix of. I love to travel and I’m never leaving my house.
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RT @The_AlexHidalgo: When her marriage hits the rocks, an Ivy League professor, her playwright husband, and her Broadway legend mother-in-l….
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RT @TallPoppyWriter: 2025 is here, so it’s a great time to revisit this list!.
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RT @Girl_Who_Reads: 🚨 New Review Alert 🚨.Two New Humorous Fiction Books.@AnnGarvin_ @NounsandVerbs1 .
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Big News, Campers! I’m excited to announce the first featured author joining me at Bummer Camp 2025 - the incredible @LianDolan! 🎉✨Lian is a writer and talker with a resume that inspires and a heart that connects. She’s the USA Today Bestselling author of The Marriage
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RT @lynliaobutler: It’s official! My amazing agent @RachMBrooks sold another book so now I have 2 books coming out next year! This one is b….
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9 months
Never once have I gotten to a good point in my writing when my dog hasn’t come over to me with pathetic eyes asking for some unknown thing.
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RT @The_AlexHidalgo: I couldn't by more grateful to the @theblcklst for giving #writers visibility to members of the entertainment and #pub….
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RT @TallPoppyWriter: Absolutely love this!.
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New York Times really doing the hard work here.
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RT @WomenWriters: Add BUMMER CAMP by Ann Garvin to your TBR pile! @AnnGarvin_
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11 months
Walking my dog appropriately, equipped with my dog walking satchel. We stop. I reach for the little plastic poop bag. All I have in my satchel is one earplug, a pen, and a receipt for my ADHD meds. A short story.
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RT @WomenWriters: "Garvin’s trademark humor and insight shine through every page, in all the quirky characters. Don’t miss it. You’ll laugh….
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RT @kristywharvey: Recommending Bummer Camp by @AnnGarvin_ in the most recent Friends & Fiction newsletter! @TallPoppyWriter .
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