John Blankstein
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Jawn of All Trades. Master of a bunch of them. @MrChuckD follows me. Harris/Walz ‘24 voter
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@notnaughtknot
I think about this all the time. I’ve been working on writing about my earliest memories—can’t get much past 2 and half yo with much clarity. But I think I thought about shapes and movement long before I understood they had words attached them
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@weiss_hadas
Now I understand what I’ve been doing, rawdogging my personal essay collection by not writing
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@mykola
Winning an election may indicate that you ran a superb campaign, had better ideas than your opponent, and outworked their team. But quite possible you did none of the above and were just lucky enough to get.a few more votes on that particular day.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@ladyredsoxxx
If Sox never beat Padres again cause they throw at him every trip I’m ok with it
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@billjamesonline
I recently watched game 1 of the 1970 World Series. Most of the (mercifully short) pre-game was about both starting pitchers—Palmer and Nolan—having missed significant time in the previous couple of seasons with arm problems. It’s not the pitch clock
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A pound of cereal, barkeep, and put it on my tab
How can you tell someone has not been a grocery store his entire life?
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…and volunteers most especially
Shoutout to all the field organizers who won’t be at the convention this week — instead, they’ll be working across the country to bring it home in the final stretch.
Candidates and campaign leadership, when Democrats win: hire the organizers who delivered the victory.
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@notgaetti
Imo it’s headed this way Witt jr perrenial mvp candidate v Volpe occasional all star
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Congratulations to Zain Retheford 🇺🇸and Chermen Valiev🇦🇱for securing Olympic Wrestling berths to represent my country and the home country of two of my grandparents in Paris this summer
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I don't think enough people are focused on the damage a
@BernieSanders
v
@realDonaldTrump
campaign will do to the men's hairstyling industry.
@GQMagazine
@ProcterGamble
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@MrChuckD
My kindergarten teacher and little league coach were both black people. Highly unusual for a white American my age.
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@RobertTalisse
The grammar scold in me wants to penalize on the basis that *obliterates* needs no modifier. But *fulsomely* is so spectacularly misused I’m putting the flag back in my pocket
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@Jimfrombaseball
It is true that Allen was on many bad teams. But so was Ernie Banks and Billy Williams I don’t recall them being held responsible for those records 58 WAR in 15 seasons should be in HOF Hopefully
@billjamesonline
has revised his opinion over the past 30 years
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@MazzucatoM
Plus Singapore is a world city with no hinterland and barely any suburbia to carry/manage
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I probably should have consulted my attorney before copping to this. But I think I may have been guilty of money laundering this morning.
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Some Legos would be fine my guy. They don’t cost that much
@LEGO_Group
Don't buy your kids an iPad.
Don't buy your kids those Legos.
Get them a Christmas gift that'll last longer than 2 months on the floor.
Here's exactly how you can "gift" stocks to your kids for Christmas:
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@kilday_morgan
Id like to see all results embargoed until 8pm Wednesday night. Then we can get rid of the pretend horse race of some places reporting earlier than others.
@SteveKornacki
is a very talented reporter he can find something else to work on
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@rickgregg
@CodifyBaseball
Hard to argue with this as
#1
. Direct ownership and management of teams by a core group of veteran players was my other thought.
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Re: Two Hodges. MLB has had two ties for Major Awards. Keith Hernandez and Willie Stargell for NL MVP in 1979 and Pat Zachary and Butch Metzger for NL ROY in 1976. But in each case vote totals were released and it was an actual tie
@CPyles8
@FloWrestling
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@michael_schlact
Be prepared to get the bat on any pitch in any location. Extend your strike zone to a ball to a ball and a half outside the zone depending on umpire.
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@morallawwithin
Yeah precise math is not my thing but what are we talking about here a 3 to 3.5% jump in the price of a cheeseburger?
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Me and Big Daddy Kane in south philly. Just two
#smoothoperators
talking about the
#late80s
@RepHarris
#jordansjawn
http://t.co/cCkCpzefEt
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Thank you
@mookiebetts
for everything you did for my favorite team the
@RedSox
@RedSoxBeisbol
. I wish you’d stayed but you had every right to go wherever you wanted for whatever reason. I’m not yet used to rooting against you but I hate the
@Dodgers
so I will persist
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@DevinGoure
As an undergrad I was told I could not write a paper on Emerson because he was not a philosopher
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@MatScouts1
Did someone lay down the law about no medical forfeits at conference finals or is everyone just randomly healthy this year?
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@BevansAdvocate
In Smith’s defense, he was a well known
#stablegenius
and often talked things over with his own
#excellentbrain
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@colleen_eileen
Apparently if you find yourself some seawater it's just a little multiplication from there:
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@colleen_eileen
In their defense, it does work on TV (and it’s increasingly hard to tell the difference)
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Important findings from my Princeton High classmate on how we can do even better electing women candidates
Women now hold a record number of governorships and number of women running has increased but women still run for governor at lower rates than men. We examine why there have been so few women gubernatorial candidates in primary elections.
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@kareem_carr
Formal logic—a philosophy course—taught me 85% of what I needed to understand computer science
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@colleen_eileen
If I remember correctly Lucky Charms has made its various marshmallow shape lineup changes behind closed doors. More creeping fascism.
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@JoJoFromJerz
…a school system spokesman said “That’s the last time we hire someone from Buffalo.”
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Arrived
#justintime
for Game 1!!! Sorry
@StephenCurry30
@DavidsonWildcat
not with you this time around.
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@sharplid
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Hard to trust a guy that owns no books about baseball
Here's a category breakdown of the 1752 books found in Newton’s personal library after his death.
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So how did Jack Donogey get out of sending Judah Freedlander to law school?
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@OregonMapGuy
If he’d shared the ticket with a more moderate gubernatorial nominee he’d have had a good shot
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@KatieDeal99
@mindful_manny
No my parents would have just said yeah we know we have him all night every night want to trade?
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From the folks who saw an easy win for President Romney
@RealRichWilkins
From
@WSJopinion
: Donald Trump was only the fourth elected president in a century to lose re-election. But unless something changes Biden is set to join him on that short list, writes
@gerardtbaker
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Idk who LMZ is. But let’s make them Party Chair now and figure all the rest of it our later
THE PRESIDENT IS STAYING IN THE RACE. PRESS SECRETARY HAS TOLD YOU HEATHENS THIS FIFTY-ELEVEN TIMES NOW. GET OVER YOUR FANTASY ON THE COLLAPSE OF JOE BIDEN & DO SOME FVCKING REPORTING ON PROJECT 2025.
#BIDENHARRIS2024
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@RealRichWilkins
Yeah man they’re just gonna keep pumping out these nonsense numbers all year. Good job calling them on this BS Rich
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@Ben13Porter
When I'm working from home I frequently leave a sports or news show on as background noise. When I happen to have landed on MLB channel, Mad Dog is a great reminder to go do something else for a while.
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I don't claim to be a military tactician but if the primary threat is an unidentified solo gunman with automatic weapons isn't cramming your entire population through one door at the same times every day about the worst idea imaginable?
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