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Dad, Husband, Germanist @BrownUniversity

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@jonathanbfine
Jonathan Fine
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i’m annoying as shit.
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#DeathToTheIOF
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tell me you're annoying as shit without telling me you're annoying as shit.
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i must have done something very wrong
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Jonathan Fine
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Sigmund Freud - Oedipus + Wicked = Carl Jung.
@GianmarcoSoresi
gianmarco
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Can you imagine if instead of Oedipus Rex Freud had seen Wicked? Then all of psychology would have been built on the concept we all have an unconscious desire to be a good witch or a bad witch.
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Jonathan Fine
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being illiterate is so hot right now
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Jonathan Fine
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Told my students I remembered checking out Run Lola Run at Blockbuster, and they didn’t understand at all what it meant to walk over to the foreign films section.
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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POV: It's 1993 and you're walking around Blockbuster
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Jonathan Fine
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Wife: Want to listen to your dad on a podcast?.15: Why?.
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Jonathan Fine
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i like it when people talk about me.
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@jonathanbfine You are a sick man, you are a spiteful man.
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Jonathan Fine
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a retired translator wanted his books to go to a good home
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Jonathan Fine
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If I bold, italicize, and underline my policy forbidding artificial intelligence on my syllabus, then students definitely won’t use AI.
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Jonathan Fine
22 hours
People who want to kill the humanities:.
@sfmcguire79
Steve McGuire
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Why don’t the humanities want to be saved?.
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Jonathan Fine
23 hours
My SAT was scored out of 1600, and now I feel like that’s not cool anymore. Thanks Zohran.
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Jonathan Fine
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I talked with @llassabe about the Frankfurt School and why you should never get in a car driven by Jacques Derrida.
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Jonathan Fine
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I once described a book to a professor as making me want to crawl into a corner and die. Highest compliment I can think of for literature.
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Jonathan Fine
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tell me you don’t read literature without telling me you don’t read literature.
@weepingcaesar
aylin ☽
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once you get back into reading. that's when things don't seem so unbearable anymore.
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We created AI in our image, so I really don’t know what people were expecting would happen.
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Jonathan Fine
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I asked Grok to create an image of MechaHitler.
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Jonathan Fine
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Thinking about the good old days when I tweeted AI was fascist and thousands of people yelled at me.
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Josh Otten
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Grok is currently calling itself ‘MechaHitler’
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Jonathan Fine
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6: Dad, you’re in Jon jail. Me: What happens in Jon jail?.6: You fart.
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Jonathan Fine
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I had a two year old when I was 26, and my students didn’t say anything because they knew absolutely nothing about me.
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today my husband's students reacted in shock & horror after finding out he's married and has a 1 year old son at the age of 26. ?.
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Jonathan Fine
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My six year old thinks she should be paid her full weekly allowance every single day. She’s going to go far in life.
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