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Software engineer with real-time embedded systems background, now working in finance. x86 assembly, c, c++, c#, python, wasm, rust, ai. Parody sometimes.

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What Happens When The Real Developers Disappear?.
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Hot take: if Linux did become the defacto desktop OS it would quickly be flooded with for-profit closed source software and a user base primarily interested in outcomes and ease of use, and not the OS itself. Traditional Linux users would become a marginalised minority and Linux.
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@TWsufc Window knocker.
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@soliton100 Yeah that fits the bill.
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@echetus Going to stockpile spare wheels, spare frames, and inner tubes because bicycles can't reproduce on their own.
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@HowardL3 @loftwah But it’s Thursday. These things are supposed to happen on Fridays and public holidays. 🙃.
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@Gurdur @69olimrb Reminds me of this:.
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@ChShersh @OpenlyTuned I think I’d probably withdraw my application. Spending an hour of my time to hand code what is effectively an existing method call on an existing standard library class isn’t going to happen. If rather spend the hours looking for other roles.
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@RhysSullivan Nobody has ever asked to see my gh profile in a hiring situation. 🤔.
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@growing_daniel Fighting conservatism by adopting conservatism. ✊.
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@mariia__t It’s a good book. But I’d suggest treating it like a repository of wisdom rather than - what some do - a rule book. The bit that makes you a good software engineer is building the experience and perspective to appreciate when (and when not) to insist on using an approach,.
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The truth is that if PowerShell was made by a random person in Nebraska it would be the hottest property in shell technology, but because it's a Microsoft product it gets mostly ignored.
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@ChShersh All part of the big infrastructure rental scam we all fell for.
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@corb555 It’s BSD under the hood but similar vibes.
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@barkingwag @G0ADM We don't care what you think. Also, you're wrong. We are very real.
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@ziademarcus That’s kind of the point. People won’t care about that. The same way the avg Mac user doesn’t care about BSD, and the average Android user doesn’t care about the Linux kernel. It’ll be normie o’clock.
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@RishiSunak Says the party that held a nation-changing referendum without a plan….
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@Hitchslap1 No. But a safe pill that would temporarily reduce my IQ by 30 points would be very handy.
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@DaisyNyna Diet is the primary driver for weight gain and weight loss. Exercise is complimentary to diet when it comes to weight loss.
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@KenMacLeod20 Yes of course. And that simply emphasises my point: Most Android users don’t care about the Linux kernel in their phones. Android is a normie consumer landscape.
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@jam3scampbell There is no writing on the wall. The only people saying this are either selling something, grifting for engagement, or.lacking real world software development experience. The tools always change. The only software devs who lose their jobs to AI are the ones who refuse to use it.
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@dreadolph @docsmsft @shanselman How are things in 2005 mate?.
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@SuburbanTugTime Most of the Linux users I interact with seem to spend most of their time “doing Linux” and telling people they “do Linux”. Maybe it’s a developer thing but that’s the overriding impression I get.
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@RyanEls4 SQL or COBOL. Boring aside: I write SQL with my left pinky affixed to the shift key as I only upper case keywords. All other symbols in lower case. Like it should be. :).
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@ChShersh I suppose the counter question would be “if I’ve been in the industry for decades and haven’t rolled my own sort since the 90s. Do I need to refresh my knowledge just to get past what is essentially a superficial hurdle?”.
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@_R4V3N5_ Forget drugs. Do something that your brain has to work hard on. Something simple that is relatively random, like balancing on one leg or juggling for 10 minutes. I do this before learning new things on guitar. Odd but works.
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@planticnap Yeah but. adults only behave like adults in front of children, at work, and at weddings and funerals. The rest of the time they're just big kids with no bed time.
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How much ram did your first computer have?. Mine: 1K.
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@ChShersh @OpenlyTuned I would say why I am withdrawing. Have actually done this in the past and in most cases I’m invited to a face to face interview anyway. People think coding tests are a filter but they’re not. They just allow charlatans to google their way past the experienced.
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@AdamRackis I like the idea that somebody can visit their parents and bring along their wife and children without having to sleep on the floor. Why else would somebody work hard all their life if not for family life? We really need to stop allowing profiteers the freedom to bleed us dry.
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@TechSpot Clickbait title. Lazy journalism.
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@jimnasyum @UpdatingOnRome At first I thought it was a joke about those Americans who think they’re Italian….
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@BoringBiz_ I suspect most of it stems from the lack of clear progress paths. When they’re shut out of the housing market, live in a world that prioritises virtual social contact over direct social contact and they see work as a grinding to stay afloat, their experiences lack the same sense.
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@lyovson I doubt most users would notice the difference. Power users already have options.
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@davidfowl Cruel not to show the output. :).
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Remember back when senior devs would recommend not using https because of the “performance impact”?.
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@IroncladDev “Here’s a one-line change that doesn’t affect the code but improves DX and should be fucking obvious”. “Please follow our slow and deliberate process for changing code”.
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I often wonder where people work that they are led to believe this is true.
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can someone actually tell me why there are no software engineers over 40?.
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@HotSauceVince It’s come a long way since Slackware 1.01 for sure.
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Mind blowing that a scientist thought this was a good idea.
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A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it.
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@eloffd This is also a terrible idea:
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You won’t lose your job because AI can replace you. You will lose your job because some asshat thinks that AI can replace you.
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@WALLA_MAJIC @echetus They don’t last as long if you actually use them.
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@DanielW_Kiwi Show them the basics?.
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@BrodieOnLinux Most users just need a boot-to-browser experience.
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@drmeenalviz @NJ_Timothy Trying to shut down the conversation by screaming racism isn’t going to work anymore.
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The .com boom was 25 years ago. Who else was there?.
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@2BitSalute @ThePrimeagen It’s fine as long as you review everything before hitting accept. The moment you hit “accept” the code is your responsibility, it’s no longer “copilot code”.
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At an investment bank about a decade ago, we built a system that sucked trading data from each of our trading floors and provided risk and compliance information. It had a small UI. One of the features of the UI was a search facility. They kept asking for more and more fields to.
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@ImLunaHey Fast local development > personal cloud stack.
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@loftwah Wallace for sure. He’ll have lots of stories, will sleep at his desk from 2:30pm and likely to stop turning up one day. 🫡.
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@MasteroftheTDS @Metaforest So in a world where kids board trains by running through brick walls, eat magical animated chocolate, talk to owls and keep a house elf, while admiring an orphan with a scar on his face who grew up in a cupboard… it’s the skin colour of one character that breaks your suspension.
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@duolingo What did you break? I tried to open the app at 23:55 and it keeps crashing.
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I had a moment of enlightenment yesterday. I realised that some people who are obsessed with complexity are entirely unaware that simplicity is an option. They:. * have not yet mastered their craft. * they think their craft is complicated. * and so they assume complexity is.
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@PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Seriously suspicious motives here. Asking that parliament and schools discuss a fiction at a time when parliament and the media are ignoring real issues that directly affect the direction of travel of the nation.
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What is legacy code? When does code become legacy?.
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I grew my beard and stopped dying my hair for the past 18 months and I learnt a lot. Up ‘til then I could pass as late 30s even though I’m mid 50s. If you plan to code until retirement and you’re over 30, here are some tips to neutralise ageism in the industry. Start early and.
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@Uncle_Albert_ @CaldronPool “A land of Ned Flanders who think they are Ned Kelly” - unknown.
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@DanielW_Kiwi I hope your friend is hand-writing his own unit tests.
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@sweatystartup @ZubyMusic This depends a lot on what he does day-to-day. He has 2 kids and a partner. There is wealth beyond money that comes from being fully present with the people in our lives. Nobody ever wished they spent less time with their kids but there are plenty who are so obsessed with money.
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@Anthony_Bonato Future embedded systems engineer.
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@DaveAtherton20 Why are you all taking this lying down? You were a different country when they reformed council tax in the 90s.
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Learn SQL. You wont regret it.
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@CoderUday Over 50 here and going strong. Segued into leadership/management in my 30s, realised what a shit show that all is so returned to a SWE role before 40. Friends and colleagues over 40 are either same as me, or in leadership, management, security and C-level roles now.
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Trauma Driven Development.
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@echetus You'd have a while to get up and running while people wear out their bicycles.
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If you tell me you’re a senior software engineer and you’re 22yo then sorry I am just going to laugh. You might take exception to this but I know that 35 years old you will look back and laugh and too.
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@helenmallam Funny thing is, if you look at the crown estate's net tax contribution you'll realise that 52% of UK population (non-net contributors) are effectively subsidised by the crown.
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There's a fine line between cloud computing and clown computing. Make sure your team can:. * Code locally.* Verify locally.* Run end-to-end locally. Your Cloud-focused CI pipeline should be a formal verification that the work you pushed from your desktop is correct. If you have.
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Anybody else here just building things with appropriate tools and not give a flying frog about nailing their colours to a mast re: OOP vs functional, framework vs framework, clean code vs evolutionary design, modular monoliths vs microservices, etc. etc. I literally spend most.
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For those who are familar with bash. I found this sort of thing useful as my shell experience is mostly from *nix. The commands look verbose, but the console integration is really good, including argument completion.
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@tanya_plibersek This is a parental responsibility. Stay in your lane.
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@thekitze They look like they travelled from Hogwarts.
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@robkroese @DanielW_Kiwi It’s a weird experience doing anything over 26C in the UK. Their lack of any warm weather infrastructure makes it an unbearable experience. I live in Australia and I’ll take 45C here over any UK heatwave.
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Don’t forget that back in late 1990s somebody laughed out loud and said ”You’re gonna do what? Index the entire Internet and let people search it? All you have is an edit box on a page. Mate, human curated directories are where it’s at. This crawling lark will never take off.”.
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@JonathanBrash @ForeverScept Not since you lot started throwing innocent people in prison for caring about the country.
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@JulesJacobs5 Handy when the script running as root has global write permissions….
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@theo Everything you do, no matter complex, no matter how much effort you put into it, will ultimately be perceived as a field and a button by somebody somewhere.
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Where did we go wrong? Why is the industry full of people who think that coding is some sort of elite sport. It’s just plumbing with bits. Some people plumb toilets, some people plumb factories, some people plumb palaces, some people plumb war ships. The high horse coder should.
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I'll die on this hill:.If you're an engineer who writes code regularly and a little LeetCode interview is scary to you, you aren't cracked enough.
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@CharlotteCGill Breakfast clubs aren't the reason you can't afford to have kids. Wage stagnation caused by the uniparty pandering to the insatiable needs of the profiteers at the detriment of nation building is one major cause. Blaming poorer people is a diversion.
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Who else used to hover their hands over the TV screen after it was turned off just to feel the static? I can still recall the smell.
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@whatever Men who prefer women with body hair are called French.
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Remember the good old days when the only tool you needed to release prod was FileZilla?.
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@DanielW_Kiwi It's my default browser on Windows 10 Pro.
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@kellabyte It’s like living in two different worlds. The corporate .NET environments are full of unnecessary complexity. It’s such a shame as the language and overall ecosystem is so good and lends itself well to building for quality and simplicity in the right hands.
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@lillybilly299 Ask your father why kettles are so crap in the US?.
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I reckon my 40s were my peak tech decade. 50s are kinda dull. Can’t seem to find anything I actually find interesting anymore. Curious if this is a post-2020 slump caused by lockdown fatigue (surely should be over that by now?), the dullness of wfh, wrong job, same sh*t different.
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@t3dotgg People joining computer programming courses who have never coded is a bit like somebody turning up to mechanic school never having had their hands oily. It is unusual. I dunno what the beef is tbh.
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@deniseshrivell I am a dual citizen. I took my oath 20+ years ago. I took it very seriously. I will vote LNP if I want to. Pull your head in.
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if I commented on your post but we're not mutuals then it's probably because you turned up on my "For you" feed. If you found my interaction worthwhile then follow me, I'll follow back. I check in with the mutual list daily and interact when I have something to offer. I've found.
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@Rothmus This suggests that the middle of the road is smartest, which I think is demonstrably incorrect. Maybe flatten that curve a bit and give more credit to the people left and right of centre.
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@robprogressive Come to Australia. Lots of opportunities here. And if you fail you can buy a homestead in woop woop, enjoy a few stubbies with your winnie blues, and bask in the sunshine.
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I code in the nude. I’m a full frontal developer.
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@RhysSullivan @dan_goosewin You’re now officially old, Rhys.
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@JoeyESQ @carbo_al You do know that “and also with you” was an alteration introduced post-Vatican II liturgical reforms in the early 1970s? Prior to that the response was “and with thy spirit”. So, in fact, you have been complying with alterations all along.
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@OldEngland1066 My bet is this was caused by the arrival of cheap flights to Spain.
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@willmcgugan Be nice to developers over 40. You’ll be over 40 one day, if you’re lucky.
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@CityCoderUS The correct answer is “Ask my wife”.
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New intro. I’m a software engineer based in the Asia Pacific. I worked on real-time embedded systems in C and assembly for the 1st decade of my career before pivoting to consumer, commercial, investment banking, and trading in Europe & APAC. Mostly C#, .NET, MAUI Blazor Hybrid,.
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