Eloff Profile Banner
Eloff Profile
Eloff

@eloffd

Followers
9,376
Following
4,045
Media
1,183
Statuses
14,399

Software engineer with over 20 years experience in as many programming languages. Currently teaching myself ML and playing with AI.

Digital Nomad
Joined September 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
16
15
96
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Can you think of a reason for choosing such an oddly specific number?
Tweet media one
1K
281
8K
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Do you see a problem with this book?
Tweet media one
913
434
7K
@eloffd
Eloff
13 days
Google, a company focused on AI, has laid off their Python team. Make it make sense
Tweet media one
258
203
4K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
I love this 404 page
Tweet media one
71
371
4K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Wait, what?
Tweet media one
427
205
4K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Oh JavaScript... Can someone explain this one to me?
Tweet media one
212
234
3K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Do you think it’s tough to speed up a software project?
Tweet media one
81
512
3K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Oh JavaScript... This is why we don't get along.
Tweet media one
132
193
3K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 It heard the car behind it, and flipped to confront the danger
19
20
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
That’s the kind of guy who edits code files in production. In nano.
123
282
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
AI will augment, not replace
Tweet media one
220
286
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
@CHSOHY That makes my neck hurt just looking at those ergonomics. Screen goes in front.
8
12
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Now that's a bad idea...
Tweet media one
238
125
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Wireshark 😂
Tweet media one
72
351
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
No comment
Tweet media one
166
84
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Do you find CSS hard or easy?
Tweet media one
189
112
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Devs with kids, is this how it works?
Tweet media one
170
150
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
An O(N) sorting algorithm
Tweet media one
49
145
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Were you there?
Tweet media one
190
109
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Can you spot what's wrong with this?
Tweet media one
443
168
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
I’m a backend developer, but I identify as full stack. What about you?
Tweet media one
109
128
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Has this happened to you before?
Tweet media one
110
157
2K
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Docker tissues for your docker issues
Tweet media one
26
151
1K
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Am I fullstack now?
Tweet media one
157
55
1K
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Renaming the master branch to main was such silliness
Tweet media one
206
53
1K
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Are you a full-stack dev?
Tweet media one
77
123
1K
@eloffd
Eloff
6 months
If you're a software developer, let's connect! Whether you're just starting or you're a veteran like me, come be a part of my circle here on X. I post about software related things and share my experience.
Tweet media one
263
59
1K
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
5K! If you're a software developer, I follow back, let's connect!
Tweet media one
260
16
924
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Do you read the docs?
Tweet media one
65
82
871
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
When you go trick-or-treating🎃at CES 😂
Tweet media one
82
27
844
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Would you use JavaScript everywhere?
Tweet media one
99
73
825
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
The difference between HTML and CSS
Tweet media one
65
81
762
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
This sums up my opinion about Devin
Tweet media one
25
111
791
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
@daboigbae Guys don’t need much to be happy
10
5
770
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
node_modules wins 😂
Tweet media one
31
67
759
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
As a programmer, do you get invited to meetings that you don’t need to be in?
Tweet media one
72
64
726
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Do you prefer to read the docs, or just dive in?
Tweet media one
79
71
727
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Do think Linus is being too hard on the guy?
Tweet media one
161
84
712
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@HumansNoContext This is fake, they staged it and the hair is not real.
6
2
695
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
What's the ugliest line of code you've seen?
Tweet media one
68
58
681
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Are you a .NET developer?😂
Tweet media one
64
128
678
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 The mama bear wanted to take a bath too, but it's too small
2
2
673
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
@Will_I_AmLegend That's exactly right 💯 90% of the wierdness in JavaScript is just converting things to and from strings implicitly
9
6
669
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 I came for the comments, and they did not disappoint 😂
6
0
646
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Basically do the opposite of this, take her to a normal place like Olive Garden, dress normally, don’t wear a watch, use your android phone. If you don’t scare her off, you might have found someone worth your time.
Tweet media one
104
32
647
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
Software developers, connect with me! Whether you're just starting or you're a veteran like me, be a part of my circle here on X. I post about software related things and share my experience. And I post memes.
Tweet media one
208
30
625
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Do you like the idea of voice comments?
Tweet media one
353
45
615
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
How long can you code without searching something online?
Tweet media one
66
56
603
@eloffd
Eloff
8 days
Ideas have little value. Execution has value. This guy is bringing nothing to the table.
Tweet media one
211
46
604
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
How was your first experience with Linux?
Tweet media one
72
58
595
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
I don't recognize that try-catch syntax
Tweet media one
40
71
594
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 If those snap, they can easily kill a person. Working around lines under tension can be dangerous.
6
3
594
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Have you ever left cloud resources running? What did it cost?
Tweet media one
76
43
585
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Can you reverse a linked list in HTML?
Tweet media one
84
24
584
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Saturday morning, I have my side project open and my coffee in hand. Let’s go!
Tweet media one
49
16
549
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
I'm dying 🤣 A computer scientist tries explaining binary search to the police, so they can find his stolen bike.
Tweet media one
28
109
549
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
I just solved a bug by taking a bathroom break. Just walking away for the computer for a few minutes and reviewing the facts mentally very often results in that aha! moment of identifying the root cause.
Tweet media one
62
80
530
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
I know you guys can answer this
Tweet media one
173
40
534
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
How long do you think it takes to become a software developer from zero?
Tweet media one
106
39
484
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Is this real?
Tweet media one
37
47
494
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Are you guilty of saying this? 😂
Tweet media one
62
27
486
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
@githii I’ve heard of sheep dipping, but never seen it. Seems like it would be traumatic for them.
4
1
484
@eloffd
Eloff
27 days
The first of a great many rude surprises 😂
Tweet media one
33
16
482
@eloffd
Eloff
7 months
If you follow me, and your profile mentions anything about software development, I follow you back. It’s a simple rule, I wish there was software for Twitter that would do the work for me.
88
15
477
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
@ThePrimeagen Is this code for “help I’ve been kidnapped in Mexico”?
7
4
473
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
This is what happens when you deploy on a Friday
49
66
471
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Are emoji identifiers a good idea?
Tweet media one
211
31
466
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Anyone remember this?
Tweet media one
64
32
468
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
What's stopping you from coding like this?
Tweet media one
151
30
458
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Nothing nice to say about JavaScript? 😂
Tweet media one
130
42
460
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Is a programmer's life as boring as it seems from the outside?
Tweet media one
96
65
439
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Time to update the resume
Tweet media one
18
35
454
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Wait, what, how did he get the job?
Tweet media one
159
16
436
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
Have you ever spent more time automating something that it takes to do the task manually for an entire year? I've been guilty of that more than couple times.
Tweet media one
80
37
437
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
You just know that merge is going to be violent.
Tweet media one
24
53
439
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
I can confirm, both feelings never go away.
Tweet media one
27
52
427
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
O(mg!) 😂
Tweet media one
32
70
413
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
What would be the kryptonite of Python developers?
Tweet media one
67
30
410
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
Spot the software developer
Tweet media one
35
23
408
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
Are PHP and NodeJS so bad? They seem pleasant compared to frontend JavaScript frameworks.
Tweet media one
123
27
404
@eloffd
Eloff
6 months
@SergiiKirianov I learned this from my manager. If you put it on the right side, then your code doesn’t move when you open and close it. It’s better on the right.
27
3
407
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
I only stay at https airbnbs, what about you?
Tweet media one
19
29
408
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
How often do you do a "programmer move"?
Tweet media one
37
41
391
@eloffd
Eloff
24 days
I usually avoid political posts, but this really made me laugh 😂
Tweet media one
54
27
381
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
Do you enjoy data structures or algorithms?
Tweet media one
50
44
382
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
@therealadheesh Can’t scare them away right upfront
1
0
371
@eloffd
Eloff
6 months
4000 followers! Wow, I still have trouble beleiving that. Thanks everyone for joining me on this journey!
Tweet media one
74
5
363
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
Now that's some bad code!
Tweet media one
150
24
358
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
How long did you stay at your first dev job?
141
29
363
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
The White House urges devs to use memory safe languages (yes, they even mention Rust 🦀!)
Tweet media one
114
36
361
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
Do you read the docs? Or do you treat it like IKEA furniture and start assembling things first?
Tweet media one
82
36
340
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
Red pill or blue pill?
Tweet media one
205
17
346
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
@martinbean Haha, nice one 😂
1
1
347
@eloffd
Eloff
4 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 Of course it's Australia. That place has so many critters I do not want to swim with
7
6
341
@eloffd
Eloff
5 months
You ever feel like everyone around you has mastered this book?
Tweet media one
47
52
336
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
That's a pretty accurate analogy
Tweet media one
31
49
331
@eloffd
Eloff
2 months
@nwsayer Yeah. Not a good look for a tech writer
4
1
330
@eloffd
Eloff
1 month
Excel is not a database. Use Google Sheets.
Tweet media one
96
16
325
@eloffd
Eloff
6 months
Programmer jokes be like
Tweet media one
32
34
322
@eloffd
Eloff
3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 When you go off script and do things the hard way just so you don't die of boredom at work
15
1
325