Lilly
@lillybilly299
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aggressively applying my intellect to being a moron
Joined February 2022
These people are like communists. The thing they're advocating for is completely legal to do (live on a commune, have kids in your teens). If you can't get people to live like you except through force then maybe what you're advocating for isn't that great
Sophie and I got married when I was 19 and she was 18. When we started dating I was broker than broke living on my friend’s couch (thanks Kip). No matter where we go from here I’m glad that’s where we started We had our first kid at 20. 3 more by 25. It really is the best
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Men love looking at men they are suppressing homosexual thoughts about and saying "this is what women like"
You could be an international sex symbol with this physique in the golden age. This is what they stole from you.
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You're telling me they threatened a bunch of guards and then smashed through display glass and then dropped a bunch of the loot? Literally anyone could have done that. You probably even would've done a better job if you would stoop that low
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The Louvre "heist" was really basic and low IQ and lame and violent and mostly the fault of the museum and I don't think it was cool or romantic at all, y'all need to raise your standards
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Can someone tell me if this is real or like the lead thing
hahahaha the bed sends 16gb of data a month oh god
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Sometimes I watch a man do his little admin tasks and get the equivalent of whatever men feel when they say "breedable." Like ooh papi you would whip through my honey do list
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A kid waved at me so I waved back and her mom scolded her about stranger danger 💀
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fucking prick. some things don't have two sides. dumb crayola contrarianism
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i'm sorry that my historical analysis of the figurehead of the movement that murdered my entire family except the people i'm directly descended from isn't rigorous enough for you
You guys have developed a weird unacknowledged civic religion in which a poorly historicised cartoonish supervillain named Hitler acts as the rough equivalent of the antichrist. People who mock this dumb crayola theology in group chats are not embracing Nazism.
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Omg guys I can’t believe @lillybilly299 went to the same bad girl camp as Paris Hilton
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People say this but all the biggest money printing slop accounts post wholesome or relatable memes. The rage bait accounts are nicher and less profitable
It’s too bad that positive content doesn’t get more attention.
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This poll is making me realize I spend extra effort making my soups worse for most people
It's soup season! How do you like your soup vegetables chopped (assume u don't have to do the chopping). Pics below for reference
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It's soup season! How do you like your soup vegetables chopped (assume u don't have to do the chopping). Pics below for reference
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The worst part about hanging out with skinny men is watching them eat 4 times as much as you
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