Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_
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nobody asks about your external rate of return
Joined April 2023
In college, everyone tells you to savor the moment and that you will never be this young again. You hear it, perhaps even nod along, but it doesn’t quite register. The illusion of youth feels infinite, untouched by time and an endless road. Then a few years slip quietly by. Life.
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People have no idea how bad the job market is for young graduates. Some of the smartest people I know who are graduating from top universities searching for any job 9+ months now. Companies actively favoring profits today over training the next wave of leaders tmrw
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Dear Apple,. I am never so excited for a meeting that “omw” should autocorrect to “On my way!”. Thanks,.Boring.
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I actually know plenty of people who regretted working way too hard and not enjoying their life when they were younger
You'll never regret working harder. You'll only regret not living up to your potential.
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Men’s desire for everything in this picture will single handedly stop us from going down the slippery slope of socialism
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if your company’s tagline is “to help humanity remember and unlock the power within”, please hit me up bc i’d like to short your company.
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We @choppedvc will be leading @arcarae_ai's $20M Series A. Arcarae’s mission is simple yet profound: to help humanity remember and unlock the power within, so each person can fully express their authentic self -fearlessly, without compromise. Nicole is absolutely chopped and.
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Society is finally coming to terms with the fact that elite colleges are hedge funds that use “education” as a front to receive tax benefits from the government. The only value college provides is credentialing and a network. Once you can substitute those, you don’t need college.
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Coming to terms with the fact that LinkedIn is an app meant to be deleted
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Management consultants after telling you to increase revenue and cut costs
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RT @BoringBiz_: “Hope you had a relaxing labor day weekend. Now it’s time to roll up our sleeves and make sure we hit these KPI targets for….
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Adding a cover letter to your job application.
What feels close to begging but isn't?.
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This is a common trap high earners fall into. Some good advice is to never associate your self worth as a person to your career. Sure, having a high income might mean that you have a valuable skill or knowledge set. But it doesn’t make you any better or worse as a person
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Showing up to the investment banking superday as a non-target student
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BIG NEWS, Dragon Ball Fans!.Pre-register now and join Goku on day one!.Get exclusive launch rewards and rare items.Will you be the first to experience it?.
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Already creating more jobs than most politicians in California
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“Hope you had a relaxing labor day weekend. Now it’s time to roll up our sleeves and make sure we hit these KPI targets for Q3”
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MBA Associates after forwarding the work to the analyst and taking all the credit for it
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Love how we keep coming up with new words and phrases for a profession that started many centuries ago
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