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Country cook - it's not a euphemism, I checked. Bad puns and mediocre football. "Paddington McGuinness" - Gab Sutton
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@MollyJongFast
@DineshDSouza
@Polymathically
Englishman here. We pronounce it "Tie-Land"....as do Thai people here in England. As do people in Canada, Australia and New Zealand. As does every Asian (Indian, Pakistani, Bangali etc) person I have ever met.
Dinesh. Just stop. Even you must be getting embarrassed now.
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@VictorPPetrov
@steven_seegel
"These are white people."
Would have saved him a lot of words.
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@ilya_poet
@ykomska
A friend of mine in Kyiv told me to the best thing I could do for him yesterday was give him a blow-by-blow account of the Spurs game, as he couldn't get it live.
People keep being people.
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@KyivIndependent
World leaders shutting the door on Russia and Bill Gates closing the Windows...
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@joshgad
Generally I agree, though it does depend on the context.
If people have been described as exclusively dark skinned, or pale skinned, or red haired, or anything else then it seems pointless lobbing in variety to make a point.
If it's just "some folk" then lob away.
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@TcAt16
@GaryLineker
@alanshearer
Tricky things to lace, boats. Always getting tangled in the propellers.
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@KNWAFOX24
All those jokes that "Beyond Meat" sounded like a reference to cannibalism were, ironically, on the nose.
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@SheRatesDogs
This strongly reminds me of when a friend of mine came over and drank an entire bottle of wine whilst recounting how the guy she'd just slept with demanded that she "squeak like real Japanese girls do during sex."
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@jessiwhiteside
@TomBossert
"Moderate" Republican Twitter terms:
We're in trouble = Coronavirus
What about Ukraine? = Election interference
He was kidding = Fascist president
Record job growth = Massive unemployment
If you want to really understand Florida voters = Brain eating Amoeba
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@unfortunatalie
There hasn't been a male queen in 70 years. We finally get ONE and suddenly the matriarchy is under attack.
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@davidfrum
It's not really a company any more. The point of a company is to make money. The point of 'X' now is social engineering.
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@_DHOTYA
My 18-month-old daughter read this and laughed, "Oh, father. Does she not know that Claudette Colvin initiated the bus seat protests, but civil rights leaders deemed her unworthy of the being the face of the movement? For shame!"
She then returned to her recital of Mozart.
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@_The72
A sporting event so amazing more people talk about the half time show than the game.
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@FootyScran
@udechile
The only real difference between this and a matchday hotdog is that people in Chile aren't lying to themselves about what they're eating.
Plus it probably tastes better.
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@Euan_MacDonald
“If she wants to give an account of her actions, she can do so in The Hague.”
Always lovely to see peak British snark from the diplomatic corps.
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@lubilafdewali
@meenaharris
No, but a friend of mine was "let go" after he took paternity leave. It was made clear to him that he should have put the company first.
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@JoJoFromJerz
@gtconway3d
@SpiroAgnewGhost
"Brazilian" is probably one of the few words that makes Trump pay attention.
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@RBReich
If you con people out of $200 you're a criminal. If you con people out of hundreds of millions you are....the 45th president of the United States.
Amazing how being influential can change people's view of your behaviour.
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@jdawsey1
@maggieNYT
It's the humour beforehand that got me.
"Should I tell him to go fuck himself?"
"Yeah, just in case."
They killed people you'd be lucky to meet in a bar on a Friday night.
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@guardian
If you read texts from the past you will encounter things that are out of step with modern sensibilities.
This is a feature and not a bug.
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@Baddiel
If she agreed with the content of the letter why does it matter that Rowling signed it?
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@peterbakernyt
@MattHjourno
The Reuters report from last week said he was suspended whilst the university gathered facts. The claim against him was he was referring to Palestinians, rather than just to Hamas.
It's pretty normal for a university to suspend someone during an investigation.
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@BeschlossDC
A lot of people assuming he misspelt "genteel" when he clearly actually meant "genital."
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@NicolleDWallace
Always cool when people are surprisingly good at stuff.
The joy on his friend's faces is great. I'm the same way when people ask my wife to sing. She was first soprano in an award-winning choir and people's reactions are so funny.
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@JasonIsbell
Imagine what we could all do for him, now, if we backed up our words on Twitter with action in real life.
Imagine 1,000,000 people taking up his mantle.
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@Baddiel
Whether a person experiences discrimination isn't dependent upon how they define themselves, it's dependent upon how the bigots define them.
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We've won 15 of the last 20 games and drawn 2.
We've scored 52 goals in those 20 games.
In the last 10 it's 9 wins, 1 draw and 29 goals.
Some
#BWFC
fans were still having a dig at players last night.
Sort your lives out.
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@BBCNews
Whilst I'm all for civil protests, I can't help but think it would have been funny if everyone had just moved to another room and left them there.
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@emrazz
Tempted to move there with my pregnant wife and just keep turning her in every week until we've enough for that island we always wanted.
Would she have to sit through some evangelical lecture? That might be a deal-breaker.
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@EinatWilf
A friend of mine was made to sign a letter by her ex stating he wasn't abusive. She used it as evidence when she got a restraining order, to demonstrate the control and abuse she was subjected to.
Same vibe.
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@rachelparris
@poorgirlblues
@Intarblawyer
"Go lie in that box over there for the rest of day, dear. You died in childbirth."
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Colby Bishop non-penalty goals - 1 every 264 minutes.
Big Vic - 1 every 182 minutes.
Just shy of Alfie May on 179 mins per non-pen goal.
Think that makes him 6th overall for League One.
He's taken 18 shots...Bishop and May over 50 each.
Lad's lethal and will improve.
#bwfc
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Santos will follow Dobbin into the carpark after the game and just push his car door shut every time he tries to open it.
#bwfc
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For expert analysis on the threat of violence and sexual assault immigrants pose to local communities, we turn now to Conor McGregor, who will tell us the stories of those "grand nights out" that led to him being accused of both, whilst an immigrant in America...
#DublinRiots
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@nhannahjones
@PoliticusSarah
Patriotism means fighting to make your country more perfect, not pretending it already is. Patriotic education would teach kids about the nation's failures, so they can help fix them.
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@AislinnClarke
@higglety1
@dduane
This is why all aspiring daemonologists need to have change jars near their altars.
How embarrassed would you be if you did summon the No.4 from Harristown to Monkstown Avenue only to realise you didn't have exact change.
The real art to bus-summoning is in the prerparation.
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@BeijingPalmer
@NataliaAntonova
"This is one of the ancient languages I created, using elements of early Finnish as a base."
"The beavers can just speak English."
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@RosieisaHolt
@gazzamagoo
The man is wearing Geri Halliwell's knickers on his face. He's fair game.
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Believe in yourself like Laurence Fox believing he could be Batman or Bond when he couldn't even stop the guy who stole his chin.
You too can live with the audacity of
#Twatman
Use your new powers for good.
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@MiguelDelaney
Mourinho just took Hassenhuttl to the cleaners there, Miguel. Spurs panicked under the press 1st half. Mourinho dropped Kane back to provide an extra man and had Son make runs against the high line. When the press broke Hassenhuttl lacked the ability to respond.
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@jimmyfallon
The Sopranos - The numerous difficulties of running a traditional family business in modern America.
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@ShonaMurray_
@chrislhayes
At this stage "Hamas command centre" just means "wherever we want to attack next."
If the IDF runs out of doughnuts the command centre will be identified as under the nearest Krispy Kreme.
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@biannagolodryga
I was on the way back from Costco with my kids in the back today and the eldest (9) said, "I'd talk about Putin, but I'd have to use a bad word I know."
I said it was fine to swear when appropriate. "No, daddy. It's the bad word you don't know I know."
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The number of Bolton Wanderers fans on here who can't just take a win is amazing.
Stop nitpicking the manager's comments and stop having a go at a player who wasn't even in the 11.
Enjoy the win and congratulate the lads.
#bwfc
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@iWroteKazaam
@wsteaks
@ABC
The past is things that happened. History is the narratives we form about things that happened.
The confederate monuments are expressions of entirely false historical narratives.
I get that that seems pedantic, but it becomes important at times.
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@SkySports
I'm sure Calvert-Lewin, who is trying to develop his England career and international goals tally, is thrilled to hear Henderson only really cares about himself in that situation.
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@TheRickWilson
They're not real dead bodies. And if they are they are Russian civilians killed by Ukrainians. And if they're not then they're Ukrainians killed by Ukrainians. And if they're not it was an accident. And if it wasn't it was a rogue unit. And if it wasn't it was a rogue general...
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Anyone slating Adeboyejo after that display is just very helpfully informing people that they know nothing about the professional game. Duly noted.
#bwfc
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@davidfrum
When you shill for dictators their money spends the same as any other, but then you have to keep living in your democracy and polite society needn't accept that.
Shunning is effective. The media needs to stop "both sidesing" this one and put them back in their boxes.
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@maxiboy19641988
@Baddiel
Even then it doesn't make much sense. If someone asked me if puppies were cute and I said yes, and then they asked the ghost of Stalin, it wouldn't change the fact that puppies are fucking cute.
I might say, "Why did you ask Stalin when he's clearly a cat person?" But still
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@mrchrisaddison
Talked to a friend of mine who works in a pub and he said a regular complained that he and his wife had flown to Europe and "been treated like foreigners."
Another of the standard "not the Brexit we voted for" folk.
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@jayblackisfunny
@MaddowBlog
You're adding quotes from this administration? How many volumes are you planning?
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@RadioFreeTom
@JayCaruso
Yes, the phrase "punishing innocent Republicans" isn't ageing well at this point.
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@McFaul
This is true, but the media blitz is shifting views in favour - although me and mine are also at a distance.
Talking to our people in Russia, many are increasingly bullish about the "threat" of Ukraine. The fact Fox is spliced in is also seen as "proof" that the US is the cause.
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We weren't expecting a replay. Make the tickets cheap and get as many in as possible. All the additional income is a bonus. Atmosphere an absolute priority.
About time we won our 5th...
#bwfc
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If you told me at the start of Jan we'd reinforce the flanks with Ogbeta and Ramsay I'd firstly have said you were dreaming and secondly done a little dance.
Sensational business, Whites.
#bwfc
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@authorjaycellis
@GebBillsKnicks
@Aditiya_renee
@evielong13
@joshgad
What if the original author did describe a diverse world, but ethnicity mattered within the societies described?
It strikes me that the less diverse the world is the less diversified casting is likely to impact the narrative, because the ethnicity doesn't impact plot.
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@reedgalen
@TheRickWilson
"we all gonna have to learn to Spanish"
You all gonna have to learn to English first.
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@TomJohnson1965
@francesweetman
@nytimes
"Commonwealth subject countries"...the ones that had to apply for membership of a voluntary organisation they can leave at any time?
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@theAliceRoberts
@ZJAyres
"You're going to fail this exam and I'm going to enjoy that."
From a teacher, as I walked into the exam hall for one of my GCSEs.
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Any Morecambe fans or club officials still want to say this didn't happen?
#shrimps
#bwfc
@ShrimpsOfficial
@OfficialBWFC
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@sendvictorious
@omid9
This is a common mistake, it's actually from "A Haaland's Progress" by William Hogarth and is part of a set of four works dating from the 1730s. You can see another example here.
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@theAliceRoberts
*12* is key for me. The government knows we need mass immunity, they are just prepared to gamble on rapidly infecting kids as the best way to achieve it.
That means kids getting sick, some inevitably dying (there is no zero risk age), and then assuming immunity is long term.
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@terrelljstarr
Be safe, Terrell. You are an easily identifiable target (for obvious reasons). You need to take a lot more precautions because of it. All the best.
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@jenny2x4
I'm assuming this is an American thing. I wonder if he thinks Italians are POC regardless of locale, or only when in America.
A Spanish friend of mine used to say that she was white everywhere in the world except for America, where people demanded she list herself as "Hispanic."
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@carolelee
@ckubeNBC
It means they are talking to the Russians so they don't shoot each other. Which seems entirely sensible.
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@Baddiel
Imprisoned in his homeland because the Nazis denied he was German and then imprisoned here because we insisted he was.
An horrific irony. Awful. Hopefully he was released quickly.
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@michaelbirnbaum
@davidfrum
Is this the air-stock that was going to be phased out when the Lightning II shows up?
If so what a fantastic last hurrah for those MiG-29s etc.
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@samklew
@NataliaAntonova
Jesus, you can't expect people to apologise for being rich.
They have people for that.
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@AP
Plat-based milk substitutes cost more. I'm not sure I see the issue with them....er....costing more.
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Is there a Bolton fan left who still doesn't love Kyle Dempsey? He and Bradley together were 3 men tonight and not 2.
#bwfc
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@fcprosweat
@England
Absolute nonsense and I suspect you know that.
They outplayed us and they had the harder side of the draw to get to the final.
Deserved winners. Well done to them. Don't be petty.
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@McFaul
I love a good Trump-bashing, but he is clearly talking about N1H1, however inarticulately. He has been trying this crap for a while.
Even with Trump's awful syntax it is obvious he is talking about two different events. Come on, Michael.
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@Reuters
If Elon Musk tweeted: "Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side", media groups would send reporters out looking for the duck.
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