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@andreasveg
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4 years
@sophiemichell The fuckers didn’t take it seriously when warned in December ...who knows what awaits stay safe x
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Man of the year has to be my pal @mrjamesob gets it right a fair bit of the time ,fights the good fight ,puts his daughters dinners before a “sesh” at the footie and is taking on the big boys of board games …We’ll done young man x
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@bbclaurak The PM will most likely face trial in the next 12 months for wilful neglect in his roll ,and people will not forget your roll as his lapdog !
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2 years
@IanDunt A friend of mine who went to university with her said that her and fellow students felt she was the most incapable of the year group to hold any sort of reasonable position within a law firm let alone government office
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Don’t be a Phil @mrjamesob
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@POLITICOEurope With respect the Polish airforce would wipe out the Russian airforce on its own ,they are full of tradition and heritage and really skilled and once saved a little town called London
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3 years
A must read
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2 years
@GregHands Who cut 21,000 police ,who cut community Police officers who didn’t listen the police federation that it would cause escalated violent crime ? I think you will be shocked when you find it it’s YOUR GOVERNMENT !!!
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3 years
@mrjamesob @Otto_English @JohnCleese Such a shame that John has chosen this route , but in the sad tragedy of life our heroes can eventually disappoint when the roses of our lenses turn into open eyed clear reality ,such a shame
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3 years
Professional as always @ Andreas of Chelsea Green
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2 years
@andie1105 First rule of racist club …go home if you don’t like racist club
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5 years
We’ve only gone and won best greengrocer in the UK
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2 years
@Dominiquetaegon It’s not true of course ,and not what was said or written and certainly not racist in anyway but hey Dominique who needs truth in your wipe out !
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4 years
@mikegalsworthy Laura I’m afraid is lost to the world of honest journalism
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2 years
@RicHolden @GregHands Wait till the story drops of big dog having private dinners out during lockdown in Chelsea …
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3 years
For you ⁦ @mrjamesob
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4 years
@mrjamesob Even the greengrocers knew !
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4 years
@carolecadwalla Did it by Hand and not on line ,means he has not got accountants who would play ball , get the accounts history to see if it was insolvent or he wanted history erased
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1 year
@eddiemarsan @adilray Adil is without doubt an extraordinary man and in the words of Lilly Allen these people are not fit to “lace his boots”
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4 years
@mrjamesob Everything changed the moment the Cummings story broke and the spineless response from the “PM” and almost every conversation from market folk to very well healed customers even now points to this !
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@andreasveg
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2 years
This is not a virtue signal ! I am happy to donate 10 lots of £100 of fruit and veg (cost price)to supper clubs raising money for Ukraine in west London first come first served and I will deliver personally
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4 years
@afneil Sweden has the highest death toll in Scandinavia has not got a crowded dense population and has 55 million less people !
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2 years
@campbellclaret A friend of mine (now an accomplished artist) wend to University with her ,the whole uni was shocked she got “chambers” let alone AG !
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4 years
Plenty of produce coming into London so don’t panic
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@LBC @Nigel_Farage I’m baffled @LBC gives this charlatan a platform
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3 years
@samstreetwrites @JoannaBlythman He got over 20 People infected at a tournament he hosted !
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2 years
And the “last” customer who said and I quote “you will never see me again” due to my tough Covid measures has just come in 😉
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4 years
@Mickey77842979 @Holbornlolz Except Rashford has spent his own money providing in excess of 200k meals and Bono has donated personally 10’s of millions of euros ,alas a problem you will never be burdened with #carryonhating
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@mrjamesob I discussed today in store with a prominent lord and vast landowner his thoughts on the cabinet and leadership when Boris goes ,he said “dear boy you would have none of them as a Saturday boy” !
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3 years
@GregHands This is a blatant lie , as Regulation 174 of the Human Medicines regulations allows for member states to “temporarily authorise the supply of medicines depending on public health needs” and we were still in transition when Kate Bingham stepped up procurement !
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7 years
@LBC What the great lord has not quite grasped is only the winner of an election can effectively break an electoral promise
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3 years
They have fucked it again haven’t they
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10 years
Hey Sophie has made your forgotten @Nigella_Lawson with some great help from a little Sophie ! http://t.co/icVgeg1FO3
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2 years
Dear @BorisJohnson @michaelgove can you please explain to the British public why there is now extra red tape on all fresh foods entering the UK and creating 24 hour delays which for a small company like mine is frankly crippling ? You lied and have done nothing to correct this
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@JolyonMaugham Couldn’t happen to a “nicer” person
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3 years
@Telegraph As this is from the Telegraph and a “study” it’s a pinch of salt without scientific basis
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6 years
@sturdyAlex @daily_politics John Major was the last Prime Minister to leave government leaving the country in a better state than when he took office that’s who nadine
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2 years
@mrjamesob Do add breaks in all the pauses perhaps ?
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3 years
@Channel4News Meanwhile in the real world
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@andreasveg
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10 years
Our new warning sticker for our nuts http://t.co/pvrRhX73xh
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3 years
@zoeharcombe I travelled ,I went to a wedding ,spent time with my family ,went to restaurants ,stayed in a 5 star hotel and went shopping in #cyprus with my vaccine passport ,happy as could be as are the overwhelming majority of people there !
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@andreasveg
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2 years
@anna_itsonlyme @meemalee It’s hard being a single mum
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@andreasveg
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7 years
@BBCR1 @Harry_Styles let's see if the sprout marketing works in #Chelsea
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3 years
@samfendermusic Sam you are a great lad for wanting to learn ,wait until you find out what she did In Regards to Hillsborough
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8 years
@JeremyClarkson @Ant_QPR @ChelseaFC Perhaps you should punch a steward or someone to let go of your frustrations
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3 years
@trussliz @GregHands Ruins British farming ,adds to the UK’s carbon footprint ,exports up 17 % imports up 83 % plus the added bonus of Frozen hormone injected meat , what’s not to love Liz ?
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3 years
Thank you all for the kind follows and comments ,I will try my best to answer everyone over the next few days ,please stay safe ,be kind and enjoy the ride x
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4 years
@mrjamesob Already started on Ferrari’s show yesterday
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@andreasveg
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4 years
If you need #pasta #eggs fruit and veg you can use @premierfruitsuk @NaturesChoiceCG @sidesalads (many other firms in) @MarketFood
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@andreasveg
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5 years
@RepMattSchaefer On the NRA payroll perhaps
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@andreasveg
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2 years
And so it begins !
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3 years
What time is the u turn today ?
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@andreasveg
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4 years
@LiamThorpECHO @mrjamesob @SelaineSaxby It’s amazing how completely out of touch they are ,losing the electorate within 12 months takes some doing
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2 years
Happy birthday babe ,10 years old today and soon to be joined by your little sister. No shindig today ,doesn’t seem appropriate give the sadness in the world ,but hey we are very proud none the less #Chelsea #birthday #10
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3 years
@mrjamesob He was late to the early learning centre
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@andreasveg
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3 years
@JamesMelville Deliberately misleading ,mandate was lifted on March tenth but most business and people are applying the rule ,also there appears to be a slight uptick at the bottom right ends of your graph ...let’s see where it leads in two weeks
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2 years
@WriterJackWhite Also considered a joke by her alumni who maintain they would be shocked if she achieved chambers ,they are in disbelief she has reached these positions for which she is way over her head
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4 years
To make a strong point ! If it were not for the bravery of both British and European HGV drivera this country would starve thank-you
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1 year
@SkyNewsBreak This is a 90 % Brexit problem end of discussion , senders from Europe will only send limited supplies (mainly to independent sector) due to paperwork and Admin which causes delays and potential delays and wastage which is of course costly
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@andreasveg
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7 years
Happy Birthday my love #andreaschelsea5
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4 years
@DPJHodges It is the most poorly conceived plan I have come across period,damaging to many local economies and rushed through in a time on National crisis
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@ShelaghFogarty @mrjamesob @LBC Tragedy is they are out family friends ,work colleagues ,they are everywhere,radicalised by Facebook and You Tube and it’s a massive issue( problem)
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3 years
The question must be asked of @BorisJohnson ,why would you knowingly and wilfully lead the country you lead into both economic and health catastrophe ?
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5 years
@thatginamiller Gina you will go down in History as a hero,who maybe just maybe saved the UK
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@JuliaHB1 You voted for it ! We tried to warn you
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7 years
@FarmersWeekly Says the man who moved his factory abroad and makes fortunes from the devalued pound
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2 years
An extra bank holiday or two and open the pubs later that’ll keep em quiet ! In the meantime while you were “sleeping” @Conservatives peers tried to sneak in a bit of fascism last night
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8 years
@BBCSporf Eden Hazard 1 Premiership in 4 seasons Liverpool 0 premiership Titles in 26 seasons !
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@GregHands @annettedittert She is highlighting some gaslighting as you well know !
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@cononeilluk They haven’t the logistics to distribute it ,minus 80 degree fridge vans do not exist and neither a large amount of fridges ,in short they overpaid for the wrong vaccine for the UK ,this is why the delay in rolling it out in the EU ,they waited till everything was in place !
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3 years
@mrjamesob I’m free on Monday afternoons 3pm till 3.10
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Hey @sajidjavid I’m 54 please explain #BoosterShots #vaccines
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@andreasveg
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10 years
Very proud moment for us the "Andreas" Panettone is now available http://t.co/AHi4vUNVVk
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Dear @BorisJohnson it’s over Fuck Off !
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@mrjamesob Could be a “turning point” if you catch my drift !
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@ThatTimWalker And remember he does this in his spare time !
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9 years
And the morel of this story is
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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Of course this argument fall down when you ask “what have they done”
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@secrettory12 @mrjamesob We can only take solace in the fact the worst is still to come in this never ending hole
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5 years
In honour of @McMoop
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@andreasveg
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3 years
Well the back lash was inevitable I guess ,”Jeremy” on Facebook has called me a vegetable and “Rich T” has given a 1 star review on Google to my shop to which he has never visited ,one hopes there mums make them a nice dinner and tuck them in tonight !
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2 years
Just remember you and I also paid for the wine and cheese
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7 years
@joxo72 @YvonneGetcarter @LBC He was a labour peer but has crossed the floor to the centre he hates Corbyn which is his agenda
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8 years
Delighted to announce our soon to open online store will be the only place you can purchase @WiltsTruffles for home
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@LBC @RachelSJohnson Yeh MJ is hard to real in before he goes in set
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3 years
So riddle me this ,why would a government with an 80 seat majority want to seek to prevent meaningful protest ,because of the things they’ve done or because of the things they are going to do ?
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@Femi_Sorry @DavidGHFrost They don’t like it up em !
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@carolecadwalla @Arron_banks Absolutely spot on Carole these people are very dangerous folk and must be slapped down Banks,garage,wigmore and “Robinson” are the true enimies of the people
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