Paul Bissonnette
@BizNasty2point0
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Retired hockey player now working in the world of media with the @spittinchiclets podcast & @NHL_On_TNT . Co-founder of @pinkwhitney & @bigdealbrew . 🤠🏒🇨🇦🎙🍺
Scottsdale, AZ
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Should Glass Banger be a healthy scratch for Game 2?
#TexasHockey
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Remember when you used to call me a ni**er in the locker room every day in Wilkes-Barre? Remember when you had a sauwastika embroidered on a robe underneath the hood you wore in an NHL locker room until the captain found out and talked some sense into you? Welcome to the mud Dan.
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Headers should be legal. Who’s with me?
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You better chill with those hands Wayno
Wayne Gretzky and Mrs. Bissonnette finally meet!
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We’re a players podcast. If you fuck with the players, your day will come.
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Spoke to a few team representatives from the Panthers and apparently the young lady in Kodak’s box lost a contact lens and he was kind enough to help her look for it.
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Hey
@maxkellerman
. I bet if you sat front row along the glass at a playoff game your dick would move a little. Let’s get you to one when the
@nhl
is rolling again with fans & you can go back on air and tell everyone about the new feelings you caught. Drinks on me too. Go Yotes 🌵
Yikes. “nobody really cares about hockey... it’s not one of the 4 major team sports” 😬
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Greatest playoff goaltending performance I’ve ever seen in my life by Jake Oettinger.
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That’s Calder Cup champion Scott Sabourin. He was my line mate in the AHL. Someone tell Pablo to show some respect to the depth players.
Auston Matthews trying to figure out who this guy is
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Would pay money to see Austin Matthews DM's right now.
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Maybe if I keep it up I can piss my career away just like you did eh Keith? Don’t get your hopes up though cause
@spittinchiclets
pays the bills dummy. Check the game notes bud.
Live from the studios of one of the
@NHL
's new broadcast partners,
@NHL_On_TNT
- while they're on the air - it's
@BizNasty2point0
showing that Mr. Dictionary has failed him yet again
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Best sport in the world don’t @ me. Holy shit this is nuts. Imagine fans in there. The roof would come off. Jesus.
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Dougie Hamilton head tapping Nelson in the handshake line 💀.
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This story keeps getting crazier and crazier. Talked to a source extremely close to Cutter Gauthier and the reason he wanted out of Philadelphia was because of Scott Hartnell’s haircut. Cutter’s representation asked if it could be addressed shortly after the draft and nothing had…
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If you had to spend 2 months locked in an apartment with any celebrity with zero technology, who would you pick. Let’s say it’s a 2 bedroom so you can get some separation. I’d pick Keanu Reeves because I think he’d be extremely respectful & teach me a lot about cool random shit.
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All you people who constantly complain about tom Wilson look at him making sure McAvoy is ok after this hit.
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Nicest 1st NHL goal ever. Absolute filth.
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I’m trying to enjoy my weekend Mike.
On this day in 2013,
@BizNasty2point0
and Ryan Reaves got into their second and final fight.
@reavo7five
took a page out of the WWE and ended the tilt with a body slam
#Hockey365
#StlBlues
#Yotes
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Someone send Marchand’s tongue to DJ Khaled’s wife.
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Tell Babs to knock off the bullshit. Enough with putting guys on the spot in the coaches room asking them to link their phones up to airplay mode and grilling them. I’ve had tons of players confirm it. Smarten the fuck up Babs. Shove your statement up his ass.
Columbus Blue Jackets Head Coach Mike Babcock and center Boone Jenner have released the following statement:
📝
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Thought Pittsburgh was out but talks have resurfaced.
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I tried reading this upside down. That’s how desperate I am to understand it.
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New
@BFFsPod
premiering now on YouTube.
@jakepaul
won’t fight
@BizNasty2point0
because he’s an “easy layup”.
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Pardon?
Our Ugliest sports uniform drafts is well underway, and the NHL's Coyotes were just picked. AVERT YOUR EYES and then join us:
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This is why I love Twitter. Phil defying science year in and year out.
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The moment you realize you have the best parents in the world.
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Congratulations to the Buffalo Sabres and their fans on breaking an NHL record today by going 11 straight years without a playoff appearance.
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Check out the moose knuckle on this guy. Holy hell. Heaviest sack in the league.
Here is Betsy Devos' nephew, Ben Wierda on “Family Feud” the very moment he realizes how tight his pants are...
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Nobody invite this guy to a gender reveal party.
Sources say
#SeaKraken
also passed on another high-profile, big money player: Vladimir Tarasenko.
Subject to change but sounds like the selection from
#stlblues
will be Vince Dunn.
@DFOHockey
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I couldn’t bend my knees today after trying your oil driller move last night. Two bad ACL’s. Lay off me.
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Crosby said it best. The helmet rule is the dumbest rule in hockey. The only way the Rangers could beat the Penguins was by playing scumbag hockey. Par for the course.
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Y’all thought I couldn’t 2 step? 🤠
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Welp. That’s enough Internet for me today.
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NFL has to go to college OT rules for playoffs. Coin toss can’t be deciding games that mean this much.
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How’s everyone at home doing? Just checking in. I think everything’s going to be alright. I think we sometimes go a little crazy over change but we’re gonna stay committed and get through this thing. Let’s slow this sucker down and keep as many people healthy as possible. 👊🏼
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Kick in the junk for Perry. 3 finals in a row he loses.
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Troy Terry's the guy who tells you what he's going in Rock, Paper, Scissors and still wins.
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Just throw it on net. John Tavares sends the Leafs to the second round for the first time in 19 years. Incredible. You deserve this Toronto. The weight has been lifted. Buckle up
#LeafsNation
. It’s time to go on a run.
#LeafsForever
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Really??? Can I get an action shot for crying out loud.
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I got laughed at by some of you for saying Ozark was on pace to be just as good if not better than Breaking Bad by the time it was finished. I said that after season 1. I’ll accept apologies, but I know some of you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong, so I wont hold my breath
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The Krakheads going into enemy territory swinging. What a first week.
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No I didn’t lend my nose to the Russian coach for world juniors. Please stop asking.
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Incredible. Best team ever gets bounced in the 1st round. Panthers just wouldn’t go away. Don’t worry Bruins fans. The Leafs will finish what you couldn’t.
#LeafsForever
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🚨SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
After long thought I’ve decided I’m officially on the Carolina Hurricanes bandwagon. I won’t be taking any questions until the end of the second round. Please respect my privacy.
#LetsGoCanes
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When’s the last time we saw a rookie defenseman be this dominant?
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Wow. Andrei Vasilevskiy. 3 goals allowed all series. He’s not human.
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Wait. What? I was told it was to play!
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I wish I could have been there tonight at the Mullet. Thank you to every single amazing person I came across while being involved with the Phoenix/Arizona Coyotes organization. You made the engine run. You helped me live out my dream and I’ll never forget you. I’m forever…
“You gave me some of the best years of my life.”
@BizNasty2point0
gives an emotional speech about how grateful he is for the Coyotes and how much they meant to him 🏜️
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That’s enough internet for today. 😂
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Greatest goal scorer to ever play hockey. Crazy stuff.
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We’re a players podcast. You want to fuck with the players we’re going to bend you over no spit, no lube, sandpaper finish.
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Such sad news about Ray Emery. He will be greatly missed. An incredible teammate with a huge heart.
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I might throw my hat in the ring for the Coyotes GM job.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. THE SAN JOSE SHARKS HAVE WON THE TOILET BOWL. OILERS ARE IN TURMOIL. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS START IN EDMONTON. I NEED TO HEAR FROM
@ryanwhitney6
NOW.
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Made eye contact with a bud in a
@spittinchiclets
hoodie. He got 3 pumps for the brand. I’m 10
@pinkwhitney
’s deep.
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Matthew Tkachuk forechecked, won the battle, then screens Swayman. He is the best American Born player on the planet right now. 5 goals 6 assists in round 1.
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Delete
Biz in 30 years telling story about the goal that crossed the line
@NHL_On_TNT
@BizNasty2point0
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THIS THURSDAY
SHARKS
OILERS
LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH AT THE TANK
JOBS, DIGNITY, PRIDE… ALL ON THE LINE
DON’T MISS IT
@ryanwhitney6
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Pardon?
Challenge accepted
@Rogers
. Check these hands out.
@HeyBarber
@BizNasty2point0
, think you can beat me?
#TeamRogers
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I’m genuinely happy that everyone had a good chuckle on my expense. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Now saying that, if you don’t think I’m going to try and collaborate with Leon Draisaitl on a cologne line you’re out of your mind.
“Was there not something about Draisaitl releasing a cologne in Germany?” -
@BizNasty2point0
“Is he from Cologne, Germany? Isn’t that a part of Germany?” -
@ryanwhitney6
“He’s from Cologne, Germany.” -
@MikeGrinnell_
[Laughing]
“Fuck you. We all make mistakes.” -
@BizNasty2point0
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Michigan’s gonna be over the cap by the first semester.
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If you bitch about other people reclining their seat on an airplane I think you’re a buffoon. Thoughts?
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Hey
@cmcdavid97
: Nobody calls me out. Not even you, McDusty! Say hi to Velvet and Steel. For a chance to go to the 2020 Stanley Cup Final, upload your Infinite Dangles video with
@Rogers
and
#InfiniteDangles
. And now you're up
@RearAdBsBlog
and Shane Doan!
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What a series so far. Leafs overall look impressive. I think they’re getting over the hump this year. We’re 9 days into Playoff hockey. We’re spoiled. Greatest game in the world. Buckle up folks. Long way to go 🤪.
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I never used one it’s actually not a requirement per league rules. FYI
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The Panthers have moved Kodak Black to LTIR after being diagnosed with a severe case of blue balls. Expect him to be reevaluated in the cumming weeks.
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Nathan MacKinnon has the ladies in the mile high throwing bras & panties on the ice like he’s Drake for Christ sake. That’s the MVP.
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Oui bonjour
Gorton on GM search, he says “we’re going to look for somebody a little outside the box, and maybe complement me.”
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Montreal is off to the Stanley Cup Finals. Unbelievable run.
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💀💀💀
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TRAILER. I’ve been waiting a long time to release this project I did last summer after I retired from professional hockey. Coming to
@barstoolsports
May 14th-18th.
@BizNastyDoesBC
created by myself and
@peshghi
.
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Yes, I’m aware that Igor Shesterkin has more playoff points than me. You can stop recycling the same chirp. It’s like you all share 1 brain.
#NYR
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Anyone with half a brain would comprehend bringing this whole thing online was the last thing I wanted. I bit my tongue for a while. I’m human though, and watching my name get dragged around through the mud online gets difficult sometimes. So I fire back.
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It’s been a pleasure mixing it up with all you Fugazi’s this postseason, especially you
@averyzaretsky
. Now kiss my ass you loser 😂
#nyr
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Still waiting…
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Big shout-out to the
@TSN_Sports
crew at World Juniors. They work through the holidays every year and grind to make the tournament more enjoyable for us. Especially
@odognine2
.
@GMillerTSN
@rayferrarotsn
@TSNBobMcKenzie
@tsnjamesduthie
@markhmasters
@Tessab25
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USA is starting to take over. Just an absolute beat down at the World Juniors. The future is bright 🇺🇸. Congratulations on the Gold
@usahockey
.
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If you think the
@spittinchiclets
podcast rolls out that story without confirming it with a member of the team you need a brain transplant. Bizarre behaviour from a guy that’s done it before and gotten canned for stuff exactly like this. This was the text I got to start it all…
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This is nuts.
The passing in Fedorov's 5 goal game was just so beautiful
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Can I enjoy retirement in peace, please?
Right after I take care of
@BizNasty2point0
at
@roughnrowdy
,
@jakepaul
can get that smoke. Book it!!
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Americas favourite couple.
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Folks. We haven’t even finished the first round. We’re not worthy.
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Conflicting reports coming out of Sunrise regarding the contact lens incident. Now hearing Kodak Black thought his suite was surrounded by tinted glass. It was when a security guard interrupted Mr. Black bending his acquaintance over he then realized he’d kept his shades on.
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