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#BritishPeople
be building, measuring, or working on a car and ask.
I need a 10mm, 4inch, 5 3/5 whithworth, star headed, flat faced, IKEA thin thing, 6 parsec, 9 feet, 5 pinches of pepper and a dab of salad cream, please.
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@dcquixotic
@rushedlovers
..and they say there is no "white privilege".. as Trump tries to clear the "guns on the steps of their home" couple from prosecution. Country is fucked man, maybe we should send over some 'people' to quieten the neighbours?
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@front_ukrainian
Big bridge and orc base bavovnas expected in coming days. Time to go home ruzzian mud suckers... or stay and eat supersonic 6mm ball-bearings.
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@DailyMirror
"Devoted Father and Husband rushes home to be with his Wife"... please newspapers try harder or, you know, print real news, like the imminent war in Ukraine.
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@gothspiderbitch
or this, It's a Wonderful Life, starring Jimmy Stewart, primarily used foamite. This fake snow is a foam similar to what fire extinguishers use. However, the filmmakers also used asbestos on set as snow. To bring the holiday season to life, the crew dressed the set using asbestos
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#RishiSunak
#ToryConference
"My husband, a man so full of conviction he let 3.5 million to their own devices during lockdown"
"A man so loving of his family, he approved new oil licenses 6 weeks before I agreed a £1.5billion Infosys contract with them"
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@fesshole
Oh you wanted the mild mannered boss impressing escort.
Sorry, our records show we sent you the 5 years in bf, with issues about whether this relationship is right for him.
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This is the purest pure I have seen for some time. Look at all those very happy dogs.
Hey Everyone.. look at this page, it's full of happy dogs!
@IvePetThatDog
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@LBC
3 million Indians died under the command of Churchill. He sent their rice to the soldiers fighting in WW2 and offered no substitute.
He blamed the starving masses "it's their own fault for breeding like rabbits"
We owe them so much more than some jewels!
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@kent_imig
Women can do what the fuck they want.. I couldn't give a shit what ladies want to get up to. The greatest gift a woman could share with me is all of her. Her smile, her time, her years and her tears. In return I'd love her, completely.
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@UberFacts
On the day of his cremation, he burned for 157 days, powering a local orphanage and helping a lad called Hamish to become a county champion shot putter.
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@PeterStefanovi2
@RicherSounds
Best AV stores around, glad to have one in
#southampton
It's like, if you treat your staff properly, they'll be fantastic workers and real ambassadors for your business, who knew!?
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@saeedtaji
In the UK, in my city, There is cab driver who was an interpreter, he had to come here, hidden in a truck, despite promises he would be brought over here by the Government. We left these men to die, we let their families die.. we destroyed their country.. this is pure garbage.
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@JenAshleyWright
Personally speaking, this picture is an evolution of empowerment, and it's fucking brilliant!
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@AEHALL1983
@BBCPolitics
we could start with the horrifying creation of a free at point of use, health service, or the managed week, annual holiday and employee rights... how bout that?
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@slinkiistuff
The fact that people don't think most country's have a plan to vaporise each other is a bit concerning. I mean, what do they think armies are for?
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@coleyrich1
@JaneyGodley
Given your bio, I'd expect a more sympathetic and calm response. Hope your friends and family don't read the hate you type on here.
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@LBC
He could just offer them money for food rather than watch their taxes get spunked on this ridiculous crown farce!
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@RichardDawkins
Can you just, ooh I don't know.
Stay out of issues that do not, in a anyway, affect your life?
How about that?
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@BBCNews
My heart bleeds, after all their expenses, minimum wage and the bare minimum to farmers, they only scraped off, a billion quid in clear profit.. what ever will they do?
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@fesshole
"Changes to toilet habits and your stools could be an early indicator of bowel cancer", please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please, see your Doctor!
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@ukhomeoffice
"Come, work in the UK"
"But be prepared to be lonely, cut off from emotional warmth and the love of those you hold dear"
The bedsit you'll rent will be tiny, have multiple issues and if u complains, we'll send you home!"
Not much of a tagline, is it?
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@The_TUC
We all work far too hard and for too many hours and for far less money than we all deserve, to be given very little rest bite.
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@Reuters
As he sits on a priceless collection of gold, diamonds, silver, platinum and art... mainly stolen from everywhere by their nefarious cult members.
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@_gradinko
@SpaceX
@merlinthekid
why is it called, Earth when it's mainly water? Honestly dude, read a book or a web page or something....
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@nicholadrummond
You can always rebuild a tank, you cannot replace a veteran crew. It's why the tanks are made.
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@George_Osborne
Who
Could
Have
Foreseen
That?
Oh yes, it was your lot and your pandering to DC and his pathetic back arching to accommodate the whingers on the back benches.
You lot are just ruinous.
#ToriesDestroyingOurCountry
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@RobLovelace6
@AyoCaesar
As a veteran and with a clear "rule of engagement" command, you can make whatever decision you want regarding weapon use.
However, as there was no threat, the vehicle had stopped and was retreating, this is an illegal act, an act you'd have gone to prison for.
Perspective.
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@networkrail
@GWRHelp
Is there a reason why you built a brand new, unmanned station but without level access to the train doors for disabled or wheelchair users?
@RMTunion
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@RayRayzell
@BabyGotCat1
@banditelli
I think middle class America loves the idea of destroying nations perceived as a threat to their bank balances and gas prices.
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@BBCR1
@Harry_Styles
@BBCLater
@BBCiPlayer
not gunna lie, i am quite the fan, a big metal loving bearded man, with a distinct passion for what the wonderful
#HarryStyles
turns out. Class on the sofa with
@BBCLater
lovely stuff and those heels, oh my!
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@SkySportsNews
Came here for the bitter, nasty trolling of Liverpool, wasn't disappointed... you do know they are going to call the league and award the Championship, don't you?
Which, in England means we are awarded the trophy, so, please, continue to be thick trolling clunts...
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@BBCNews
Male incontinence in later life or through strokes affects some men. A proper solution rather than having to bag it and put in an outside bin.
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@Peston
So, I lose the back pay I was promised and worked for, I lose the demands made by my union. I lose bc
#RishiSunak
has decided it's going to be a
#LabourParty
problem.
Tories, fundamentally destroying the nation so they can blame labour for not being able to fix it.
#Tories
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@haveigotnews
@UKLabour
@Conservatives
@theSNP
All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
The sooner Rich Sunak calls the election the better.
People died whilst you ALL played party politics.
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@thismorning
@soniasodha
6 years in consultation, a member from each party at least voted for it's introduction, it was in every manifesto. Scotland wanted this bill.
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@lees1969
@graceblakeley
Ahh, the understanding and caring side of the Labour party, really shining through today.
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@rosielanners
I'd rather the character vacuum than the tosses we've had for the last 13 years.
I want him to rescue the country, not write 'bollocks' on Covid death warnings or shag their way through their WhatsApp contacts.
Thank you very much.
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@ukhomeoffice
"Come to the UK, wipe our elderly's bottoms, earn minimum wage, go home to a slum flat, sit in silence as you have no one to talk, to love or to just watch tv with"
"The UK, we don't care if you're happy, just work for us and be grateful we let you in"
#GTTO
#ToryBrokenBritain
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@chedwardes
Put it out here, release the truth and let that vile man hear his own words. A few of his "supporters" would soon jump ship.
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@cxreyjacksxn
@ScoobyGangKid
3rd album was their best but at only 17 minutes, I expected more... so sad they were all eaten by their Mothers on St. Swithun's Day.
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@PaulDesproperty
@DPJHodges
*uses chauvinistic johnny bravo as avi, defends chief bullshifter in charge of our country*...yeah, that scans...
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@itvnews
He could literally have collapsed on live tv.
Next time, have a back up, or ooh, I know, look after your employees first?
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@LBC
@NickFerrariLBC
In terms of cars, over 9 in 10 cars now meet the ULEZ standards.
Car compliance in the expanded outer London area is 96.4%,
up from 92.4% in June 2023 and
90% in November 2022,
when the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, announced the decision to expand the ULEZ London-wide.
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@anno1540
*waits in Harpoon*
"let me at 'em, let me taste fresh orc steel"
"All in good time, my delicious ship devouring martyr".
"Too late, I'm hungry, bye!"
#SlavaUkraini
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@David_Cameron
Will you visit 4 year old Palestinian children who've lost their entire family from parents to cousins?
What's that, oh you're not, how predictable.
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@BootstrapCook
Every cat I have ever loved has shared my bed, then taken it over and now I sleep on the stairs because my cat says so.
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@BBCPolitics
A court set up to prevent another holocaust in Europe. A set of laws to protect every single human on earth.
A court that our PM doesn't want.
Ask yourselves why.
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@saintjavelin
Until the Orcs withdraw or until they all lie in the fields. Either way, Ukraine wins.
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@waitmanb
If you're a orc in Ukraine, trying not to cry in a mud filled crater is always made better when you can show your 3 dead friends just how quickly you can take apart your gun.
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@soniapurnell
Ahh, and it gets better.. this has been the perfect smokescreen for the continued burying of the
#RussiaReport
anyone remember when that was due to be published?
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@CyberpunkGame
@wojtekjakistam
@anaeart
A game within a game in an arcade hidden on the map?
Choombas be wanting to play... *polishes katanas*......
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@SoVeryBritish
I went to bed, awoke of the morn, found myself to be utterly unable to move... I had pulled all my back muscles whilst having dreams and a restful sleep.
Wanna know what it's like at 50, come to my TED talk , I could show you how I get out of a chair whilst wincing heavily.
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@Hantspolfed
Why even bother prosecuting these violent offenders, what is the point? Is this due to our sentencing guidelines or Judges listening to sob stories told by the defendants lawyers? Where is your protection from the Courts, dreadful decision.
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@JonesHowdareyou
There it is, the 1st waffle spannered reply to RAF Luton of 2023, majestic stuff. Well done.
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@ukhomeoffice
It will legally end protest.
A right beholden to any free and democratic society.
..and you've helped make it happen.
Bravo, well done, the freedom we once enjoyed, crushed by zealots and political tyranny.
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@bbcquestiontime
*must be willing to let audience spout absolute lies and not hold them to account.
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@james_freeman__
@SadiqKhan
It does, it's also a Tory idea.
Also, 4,000 Londoners die each year from pollution related illnesses.
Facts matter, ignorance only harms.
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@Gerashchenko_en
Prepare the Anti Air my Ukrainian family, for the skies are soon to prove bountiful!
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@fossilfreeLDN
@GretaThunberg
*Arrested for trying to save the planet, so that the human race can continue live on it.
#FreeGreta
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@jamescaine709
@EdwardLeighMP
Or, go back 10,000 years and we were France..a fully joined up member of Europe.. until some pesky ice melted and we were trapped here..
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@Peston
Good luck cancelling a royal ascent bill for HS2 and the fees alone will be massive.
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@theresa_may
I'm quite sure the teachings of
#jesus
didnt involve aerial bombing of families in
#yemen
or profiting from the
#warmakers
? Or, allowing the suffering of the poor, homeless, and the downtrodden.. but what do I know..I'm just a bloke who bares witness to your unbridled cruelty.
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@dieselking69
@TheDivisionGame
*walks into tunnel*
*zero light*
"nope!"
*climb out of tunnel into
#BlackTusk
patrol*
*choose new spawn point*
#ILove
@TheDivisionGame
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@DeanB23
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
81.6%
Hope I've clarified that for you, it was 81.6%
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@Screendaily
Give it 12mths and something similar to their ideas, magically appears on netflix.
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@PorkWithGravy
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..i see you're referring to my entire love life..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
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@richardosman
Other nations just accept that owning a railway costs X a year, so they pay it bc the benefits far outweigh not having one.
But not out shady lot, everything for profit and kickbacks to the politicians.
It's clear as day.
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@supertanskiii
It was always going to happen. They are staunchly tory..even if Sunak sold their homes and burnt the town down they still be like "well, not Labour though, is it"....
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@HoundsABarkin
@wmarybeard
@RebeccaMoy
Dear Sir, I feel you are somewhat mistaken. One cannot criticise a Historian, presenter, Lecturer and Author, when one's own achievements amount to absolutley fuck all. Kind regards, Captain Sensible.
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@JeremyVineOn5
@Kevin_Maguire
@thecarolemalone
@theJeremyVine
Since 2013 waiting lists have increased by almost 750,000 a year.
At the same time, tory funding has fallen, every year, every new hospital promised, hasn't been built.
Brexit saw 200k leave the NHS to go back home.
This is on the Tories not the Staff, stop it.
#StopVotingTory
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@EidosMontreal
Embracer group is worth...*drum roll*....$2.7 billion. Yet again..its the games and the administration team that suffer.
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@LegendEskimoBoy
@DSD197
@tbady18
Every time you shouted her name she'd thunder punt you into touch!
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@Gerashchenko_en
A nation is not only judged on how it treats its citizens but also in the humanity it shows towards it's enemy.
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@JeremyVineOn5
@louddanielle
@theblackfarmer
@theJeremyVine
Sheesh, yesterday LBC, today Channel 5.. it's like the press has an agenda.
Please concentrate on topics people give a toss about, such as, the fact that;
The government can now snoop on how you spend your own money.
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@simonharris_mbd
I don't care how he spends his money to be honest. He did more in lockdown than any Tory has in 13 years.
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@GregHands
@McDonalds
@McDonaldsUK
Talks crap
Eats crap
Dishes out crap
Votes for crap
Standard Tory Crap.
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@SaulStaniforth
@RMTunion
"I'd like to report a murder, yes, it was on live tv this morning, someone reached their tipping point and just fell off."
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@GuzKhanOfficial
#VoteTactically
go to your ward, see who was closest to the current Tory MP and vote for the 2nd choice.
Yes they may be red or gold or green but stopping the tories must be the priority.
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@JeremyVineOn5
@RepublicStaff
@alexisconran
Gaming brings in more than the Royals do. TV/Film and music earns more for the exchequer.
They are a drain, they protect nonces and remove an Heir because he married a woman of colour.
Say it as it is, they are a tired throwback to a time we have long moved on from.
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@GunnelsWarren
Imagine a nation that spends $860bln on weapons and refuses to spend a similar amount to keep everyone healthy.
Oh that's right, we don't have to...smh.
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@SoVeryBritish
3 old bicycles,
2 wardrobes,
3 new but discarded shelves,
Off-cut carpet
a wheelbarrow with flat tyre,
12 birdfeeders,
shovel, fork, rake,
broken lawnmower,
26 assorted planks suspended from the ceiling,
47,639 spiders,
Tumble drier
Dad's project motorbike (rust coloured)
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@PartedBeard
Mr Jordan is a baiter, he knows full well what he's doing and Talkshite fully endorse it.
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@UN
@UNPeacekeeping
Yet you allow Russia to run the Security Council for the month of May.
Unrelentingly useless.
Actually do something about Putin, actions are needed not words in expensive conference halls.
Do something to stop this damned war.
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