Sarah McGonagall
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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Really Good Lighting™. The kids call me Goth Spider Bitch. Enemy of Joanne. she/her. Business ✉️: sarahmcgonagall @gmail .com
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Hello my name is Sarah and I’m a photographer whose only subject is herself. I do my own modeling, makeup, and hair, and make my own sets, props, and costumes by hand. Here are some of my favorite things my mind has made so far 💖
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so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own
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I can't use a Kinder egg, they're illegal in the US. Do you think a semi-automatic rifle will work instead? I can get those at Walmart.
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A drag queen dressed as Elsa just single-handedly freed a stuck police wagon from a blizzard in the middle of March. If that sentence doesn't perfectly encapsulate the spirit of Boston, I don't know what does.
Video credit: Christopher Haynes
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I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can't stop thinking about it.
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remember when robert pattinson scared off his own stalker just by being himself
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Did you know? In 1991 officer John Balcerzak was fired after handing 14 year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone back to the man he had just escaped from despite two bystanders begging the officer not to. Later that night, Konerak was tortured and killed by that same man - Jeffrey Dahmer.
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remember when jenna marbles released a 47 minute long, incredibly sincere apology video for unknowingly buying the wrong type of tank for her fish and then rehomed them because she felt she wasn’t knowledgeable enough to take good care of them? just came to mind for some reason…
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kim kardashian is now saying that marilyn’s dress was “too big” on her
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My favorite part of this year's
#MetGala
was realizing that Amber Heard is a DIY queen.
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I told my mom that her apple pie tasted a little weird this year, and she goes “Really? I always use the same recipe. The nutmeg was a bit clumpy, maybe it didn’t blend well…”
She takes out the jar to show me, and after a very long pause, I say “Mom…this expired 24 years ago.”
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What’s truly beautiful about this is that it not the original dress, which is being carefully and properly preserved, but is instead a stunning replica that conveys all the glamour and artistry of the original without destroying an iconic piece of fashion history in the process.
THIS IS AN INSANE PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Natalie Portman wearing the iconic Christian Dior “Junon” gown from Fall/Winter 1949 at the Cannes film festival
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thinking about how robert pattinson scared off his own stalker by just being himself again
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These photos of the damage done to Marilyn Monroe’s dress before and after it was worn by Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala… I need to go lay down
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my gym teacher had been sleeping with a student since she was 14, and on her 18th birthday they sat her parents down and told them everything because they thought the cops couldn’t do anything about it now that she was an adult.
the cops did, in fact, do something about it.
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a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house.
is the house made of flesh? or is he made of house?
he screams, for he does not know
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Every single one of these girls looks the same as they do in their photos. Honestly it says a lot more about you if you’re able to be catfished by a little mascara and some good lighting.
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I just googled my house to see if my dogs were in the satellite images and I noticed a person dressed in white standing at the edge of the woods. None of us wear white, so I started to panic, wondering if it was an intruder…until I realized.
It’s my 12-foot home depot skeleton.
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the “when you die, archaeologists will look at your bones and know your real gender” crowd looking real goofy right now
Gustav was Gertrude!
Recent DNA research on remains found in the 17th century Vasa shipwreck has revealed that what was thought to be a man in his 40s was actually a woman in her 20s-30s!
The incredibly talented O.D. Nilsson had to make a whole new recreation:
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when are we as a society going to finally come to terms with the fact that Miley Cyrus is one of the best and most versatile vocalists alive today
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Anna’s schedule is planned down to the second during fashion week, and her presence can make or break a designer’s career. Kim being late is why Anna was seen rushing out before Victoria took her bow, and people took it as a reason to trash her collection. She’s right to be mad.
Kim Kardashian left Anna Wintour ‘ticked off’ after arriving late to the Victoria Beckham fashion show, Page Six reports:
“Kim was super late. Anna was p–sed because the show was delayed until Kim arrived… she was late to other shows.”
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My mom got a call from her old business partner so they’re catching up and from the next room I can overhear her going “Alex is a carpenter now? That’s wonderful… yeah, Matthew is living with his fiancé, believe it or not… Sarah? Oh, Sarah is in a bitter feud with JK Rowling…”
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING inspires me more than watching videos of stop motion animators at work. They are some of the most skilled people on the entire planet.
I can barely contain myself! The team at
@LAIKAStudios
is verifiably awesome. I need more of these adventures. Let's watch this on repeat together, shall we?
Via Yasha Young Projects.
#beautifulbizarre
#coraline
#stopmotion
#animator
#stopmotionanimation
#filmmaking
#art
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finding out that k*m kardash*an not only destroyed marilyn monroe’s gown (the most important dress of the 20th century) but also permanently altered one of the only two “oyster gowns” that mcqueen ever made (the most important dress of the 21st century) is my villain origin story
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Fun fact: when you fly internationally, IcelandAir allows you to extend your layover in Iceland for up to a week for no extra charge. I'm not saying everyone should go to Iceland, but...... everyone should go to Iceland.
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this is just speculation but I think megan fox may be slowly draining the life force from mgk in order to stay hot forever and honestly if that's the case then I'm just happy that they're both getting to live their dream
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reading marilyn monroe’s diary and ma’am, I would like to have a word
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If y'all can make that "Sexy Felon" guy with the guns charges famous over a single mugshot, we best all be showing up for this talented girl who lost her job over two grams of marijuana.
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Friendly reminder that Logan and Jake also once filmed their middle-aged dad kissing underage girls that they had blindfolded and tricked into thinking they were kissing them. Both this and the death hoax videos were monetized.
@YouTube
, care to explain?
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china went from having 15,000 new cases of coronavirus every day to just 15 a day within a month of being quarantined but the racist orange haystack in office wants to sit around and call it “china virus” while spring breakers are currently snorting each’s spit down in florida
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My mom recently told me about one Christmas when I was a toddler, where every time I opened a gift I would whimper “oh…it’s not a Barbie…” So later, when I was napping, she mumbled “I kinda wish we had gotten her a Barbie now…” and my grandma leapt up and yelled “I’LL DRIVE!”
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last year I paid more taxes than both jeff bezos and the president of the united states combined.
I run an etsy store for a living.
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This is exactly why Debbie Reynolds’ biggest fear was having her body left alone after she died, and why her son made sure that she never entered a city morgue and supervised every step between the hospital and her burial. Because death cannot always be counted on as a deterrent.
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I would pay a truly obscene amount of money to see Joanne’s reaction when she learns that she’s been dethroned by a movie with a trans woman in a lead role.
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There is literally a billionaire-funded dystopian nightmare building sitting in the middle of New York City that cannot reopen because so many people keep killing themselves there.
What data centers look like in China…
lots of evil empire vibes
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I once met a model at her apartment to shoot, and in the elevator I noticed that floors 4 and 17 had no buttons. When I asked why, she casually replied “Oh, those are Lady Gaga’s floors. She lives on the 17th, but her closet is the entire 4th floor.”
I think about that everyday.
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I follow a guy who built a dream home with his fiance only to break up before it was done. But instead of selling they decided to vacation there together, start renting it together, adopt a litter of puppies, and start a podcast. I don’t know if this is healthy but I am tuned in.
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this was singlehandedly the most devastating day I’ve ever had here on twitter dot com.
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I DID IT. I PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A SUIT OF ARMOR. IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES ON IT AND I FINALLY DID IT. IT’S FINALLY MINE. I’M GOING TO CRY.
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When I was a teen there was a pizza shop that everyone joked was a drug front but the owner was super chill and always give me free fries so I went there all the time. Anyway after I moved he got arrested for trafficking cocaine and delivering drugs in pizza boxes. Free my boy.
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I mean, you can wear whatever you want, no one is stopping you. But these particular women are dressed like this because they are cyborgs who are being remotely controlled by their insecure husbands who secretly implanted microchips into their brains to eternally enslave them.
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Megan Fox was sexualized by men as a teenager, then swept up by a 30 year old who married her when she was only 18, then stayed with him after filing for divorce because he kept getting her pregnant, and this is her first real relationship since. I just…I really hope she’s okay.
MGK revealed he had a shotgun in his mouth during an emotional call with Megan Fox.
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I opened the first photo and only noticed the people so my first thought was “aw, cute! I’ve seen some couples dress like this before” but then................... I saw 𝒽𝑒𝓇.
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if I had a nickel for every time that logan paul was associated with a dead body found in the middle of nowhere, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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Whenever the Wizard of Oz becomes a topic of discussion, people always bring up how harmful the production was for Judy Garland or how the Tin Man makeup poisoned Buddy Ebsen and I’m just over here thinking about how nobody ever mentions how they almost killed Margaret Hamilton
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Judy Garland being born during Pride Month and her casket passing by Stonewall just hours before the riots started while the queer community was gathering to celebrate her life is the gayest iconery I can possibly imagine. She really was, is, and will always be mother.
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Good. Now prosecute the cult that silenced, threatened, abused, and killed to protect him.
‘That '70s Show’ star Danny Masterson has been found guilty on two counts of rape, faces 30 years in prison.
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Hedy Lamarr also escaped her abusive, arms-dealing Nazi husband who had bugged their home by slowly stealing her own jewelry so her friends could pawn it and store the money for her. When she had enough, she disguised herself as a maid, snuck out, and boarded a ship to London.
Quick reminder that this woman invented what created wifi, Bluetooth and GPS during the war to secretly help the allies while being married to a Nazi - oh and she was one of the best actress of the time
I love women
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this is literally my business card
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I am begging you to understand how photos work. Her face looks the same because it’s the same face, not the same photo. You seriously think they could completely recolor a harshly backlit photo to mimic soft natural lighting from the opposite direction, but not blend the tiles?
You guys…that Kate Middleton photo is from her Vogue cover. Look at this face out I made. It’s the exact. same. photo.
#WhereIsKate
#KateMiddleton
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I cannot even begin to explain the heart attack I just had when I walked into my sweltering studio after accidentally leaving my space heater on all night and suddenly realized that it had been pointed directly at the box she lives in
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My dog’s first name is Beetlejuice. Middle name is Beetlejuice. But his last name is McGonagall, which must be a huge relief to every pharmacist who has to speak his name.
just learned that they put your last name on a pet’s prescription which means there are pharmacists out there who went to school for years just to dispense Zoloft to a Meatball Williams
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just showed this to my dad and I can still hear him chuckling and going “no way!” from upstairs
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I mean, I agree that it’s amazing to see openly queer people in front of the camera! But let’s also not discount that Sesame Street was created by openly queer performers — such as puppeteer Richard Hunt, who was a main cast member from 1972 until his death from AIDS in 1992.
on a serious note for a second, an openly lesbian women is on sesame street. this is the representation that was missing in my childhood
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This reminds me of the time my ex-roommate and a bunch of our friends did acid for the first time but I was fully sober so I stuck my legs and arms through the sleeves of my hoodie and scuttled out of my room like a rabid spider crab and changed the trajectory of their lives
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Tom Cruise is one of the most powerful members of a cult with a history of rape, violence, and trafficking. He exploits members for slave labor and romantic favors. His ex-wife spent years planning her escape to save her child and I still see people praise him on this app daily.
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not done yet but………..I had to ok
shoutout to the secondhand seller who reached out and offered to let me buy these for way below retail
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A few years ago, my brother and I started buying mutant furbies for each other after I saw a facehugger furby for sale and knew he had to have it, since Alien is his favorite movie.
So for Christmas this year, I decided to make him one myself…
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You know it’s really the end of the world when I agree with Logan Paul.
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JK Rowling unfollowed Stephen King today and deleted her tweets in support of him because he said trans women are women and that was the moment I knew that I chose the right author to climb inside of a tomb for.
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I will never, ever be able to get over the look on her face. The innocent disbelief, the shock of amazement and validation, the long pause as she tries to decipher whether or not she’s about to wake up from this wonderful dream before she can allow herself to fully breathe it in.
amy winehouse’s reaction to winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008.
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dear god he’s only been gone for like 15 minutes
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the neighbors are burning a ton of brush in the woods outside my parents house so I asked my dad to move the propane tank away from the house and he kept yelling “why?! the fire hasn’t spread yet!” and my poor mom was elbowing him like “she almost died… in a propane explosion…”
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just found out the most fucked up information about my family tree by accidentally diving too deep into our genealogy and not a single member of my family is answering their fucking phone
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“babe, are you ok? your butthole just turned blue-green”
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I can only hope that one day I am able to live my life with as much purpose as Donald Featherstone, inventor of the plastic pink lawn flamingo.
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Mia Khalifa was only in the porn industry for 3 months where she was paid just $12,000 for less than a dozen videos that have 800M+ combined views and has been an outspoken advocate against sex abuse and trafficking ever since and yet men are still like ha ha ha i seen ur tiddy
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broke: thinking JFK and Marilyn Monroe had an affair because she sang happy birthday to him in public
woke: knowing those rumors are false and the real tea is how often JFK called Judy Garland in the middle of the night to sing somewhere over the rainbow to him on a private line
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once I was driving and my friend said “I’m quitting” and handed me a bag of scary drugs so I panicked and threw it out the window but then worried a dog might eat it so I walked along the road, crying about high dogs til I found it. stressed him out so bad, he’s been sober since.
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Friendly reminder that Jenna Marbles has been acknowledging and learning from her mistakes for years while educating those around her every step of the way. I hope she can see how much her personal growth has inspired me and so many others to put in the work to be better humans.
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the gag is that no matter how realistic they try to make this lion look, it will still be infinitely less authentic than Bert Lahr’s silly little original costume, which was actually made from the fur of a real lion.
That lion looks stupid as fuck. You're gonna give me some CGI abomination over a faggy man in a costume... embarrassing.
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She started with at least thirty spices. She now has six spices left.
We also cleared three full shelves of fossilized teas and rediscovered my favorite hot cocoa mix…from when I was a toddler.
I cannot stress enough how many of these things expired YEARS before we moved here.
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Thinking about how Marlene Dietrich made a plan to agree to star in Nazi propaganda so she’d be given a private meeting with Hitler, seduce him, and then murder him in bed. And the only reason she didn’t was because she couldn’t figure out how to hide the weapon if she was naked.
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Anyway, we decided to double-check the rest of the spices in the drawer and it certainly did not disappoint.
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i know that this comment is offensive but i also literally do not know how
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pharmacist: how can I help you?
guy: my wife is divorcing me.
pharmacist: oh…I’m so sorry
guy: I’m moving and they won’t let me transfer my prescriptions.
pharmacist: really? that’s crazy.
guy: you know what’s crazy? spending 20 years with someone and then throwing it away.
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I could never handle living in a minimalist space. where would I store my gadgets and gizmos aplenty? my whosits and whatsits galore? what about all twenty of my thingamabobs? it’s simply not realistic.
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heard we got a new supreme court justice who has never tried a case
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No one’s talking about it because she does it all the time, you dense loaf of bread.
The part that not enough people are talking about is that Drew Barrymore would NOT do this for an actual female guest.
She is literally on her hands and knees worshiping a man with gender dysphoria. This photo summarizes everything that’s wrong with our culture today.
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so you’re saying that we didn’t get the $2,000 stimulus because the government needed money for the defense budget??? but the government can’t even defend themselves?????? so where the hell is my money???????? i’m going to need to see a receipt
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They absolutely did. One such case was Polish ballerina Franceska Mann, who was being led to the gas chambers when she stabbed a Nazi in the face with her stiletto, took his gun, shot two more officers, and led an uprising of 600 Jewish women. One lady even bit a Nazi’s nose off.
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Remembering how Debbie Reynolds tried to get rid of her son’s pet alligator, Stanley, after he bit her daughter, Carrie Fisher, but the housekeeper secretly set Stanley free in Beverly Hills and a year later they were watching the news and saw Stanley crash a celebrity golf game.
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the cast of the new orphan movie had to wear platforms to make isabelle fuhrman look smaller and I’m just wondering who volunteered to bring in their demonia collection
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They forgot that the survivors have nothing left to lose. They put everything on the line to bring this case to light. They took on their attacker. They took on the cult. They took on a system that rarely ever finds justice. And they won. They aren’t staying silent anymore.
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I really wish that we could view obvious parasocial delusions like this through a more empathetic lens and with the seriousness disordered mental health requires rather than an opportunity to mock the exploitation of someone who is clearly struggling or to create clickbait.
A
#StrangerThings
fan had her life turned upside down after being catfished by a scammer claiming to be Dacre Montgomery, who plays Billy in the series.
The single mother says she left her husband for the scammer after meeting on an online forum, and even sent them nearly $10K.
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rest in peace vivienne westwood, you would have loved to see a climate activist roasting a man so hard that he got himself arrested for human trafficking.
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