I try to respond to everyone 💜 and I like tweets I’ve read. I like people. All kinds of people.We can have fun or deep conversations. Wanna be a wise guy? ok
@YerrrOne
@docrocktex26
Drinking water ~bc I'm lucky enough to have clean water.
Staying in ~bc I'm lucky enough to not have to go out.
Have a Happy New Year!
@ForeverWILIN_
Just don't say the word: yes. A lot of them try to get you to say it so they can hack your permission to charge your credit/debit card.
Here's how my covo goes.
Caller: How are you doing today? Alright?
Me: I think I am. Do you know my name?
I sound like a recording aft 4 rounds
@Dreamweasel
Disclosing his IQ
Releasing his school grades
Melanie's (long long long overdue speech on how she got to be a citizen (legally)
....what did I miss?
@DonLew87
It doesn't dawn on his followers that he says everything at least once
and waits to see how it ages
before deciding what his next best comment be.🙄
If I learned he was in a
State Hospital I'd think:
he's exactly where
he needs to be.
It's to our detriment
he's not.🥺
@KellyScaletta
That’s nice 💜 and 💜 condolences
It’s strange that this is the first post I see today bc last night I had a nightmare that the Dr told me the pains in my legs were terminal cancer & I would live 4 to 40 days only. Then, before I finish my first cup of coffee an ambulance passes
@WestJournalism
Get the government out of pain care medicine restrictions. It does nothing to help curb illicit drug use and only punished those who suffer the most and are the least able to advocate for the right to have relief.
@Matt_Pinner
No, bc I decided I’ll try later…😂
I have a headache right now,
but thanks!
Do you know anyone who wants to buy a weather-proof ride on mower?
@christo4ferris
@RedTRaccoon
This could be his whole chapter in the high school history books:
Donald John Trump
45'th President
It was bad.
(turn the page)
@donwinslow
I saw that!
Conservative tv announced it would be enough
to get Americans thru
'just a few hours' and
in the same breath said:
50 MILLION BARRELS!!!
🙄🙄🙄Lol.
Nice move, Mr. President!🥰
@RyanMarino
@North_Resists
Prescription drugs are by-far the safer drugs. Do why do we insist that drug addicts get their supply from illicit street dealers? Like that’s going to help them not to abuse drugs 🤨
And why punish all the truly pained patients by withholding aid?! 🥵
The War on Drugs 👎🏽👎🏽🫨
@CFagan1987
@Malinowski
@DavidAFrench
@SecPompeo
Trump is a walking, talking disaster.
The nail in the coffin, so to speak, was this - the reaction to the corona virus - and trying to meddle in the S.C. free & fair vote; asking Republicans to go vote for Sanders because they think he's the easiest to beat.
Trump's worried.
@Sassyonemeis
@waltshaub
Like someone my dad used to work with.
Every Friday he would ask to take a wheel barrel of scrap wood home.
The company thought it was a good idea...until the boss went to a Flea Market and saw that his wheel barrels were being sold!
Ulterior motives ~
It's a thing.
@EricJafMN
@sbsun
And sleep/rest.
You can be ‘free to leave’ and not feel like leaving is an option.
It used to be that many guilty people walked bc it was better than falsely imprisoning an innocent person.
‘Presumed innocent’ is key.
@lsarsour
If everyone (everyone) would use the the rocks in their garden to build a beautiful and sturdy Rock Garden it would be so much more productive than throwing them at one another.
Find the good.
@MysterySolvent
A possible Visa violater.
Is Trump harboring an illegal alien?
Did Russia give her a mission to get Trump in the WH & report back?
Can we supena her to testify?
Facebook removes over 200 accounts of far right wing hate organizations for trying to invite people to protests for purpose of making trouble.
Protesters and rioters are two separate groups.
White Supremacists are out in force to derail the efforts of good people.
Not cool.
@SlVrhUnTReSs
@funder
That's just scratching the surface, I think.
Barr
Miller
EPA
FDA
HHS
You name it...he set up
a Loyalty At All Costs cast in his Administration.
All he has is Bravado...
@MorganNarrates
@fortismind
@realDonaldTrump
The kid should be off limits.
As someone once told me, after I made a careless comment... He's doing okay & things are hard enough under the circumstances. He didn't ask for any of this.
@aaronhoyland
@North_Resists
My parents sent me to the neighbors with a pizza once. They w/blasting foul music.
I told them we w/on The Good Neighbor Policy & asked >turn the music down.
One of them came to work for me in the future. When I offered to pay for extra work he insisted it was >Gd. N. Policy 💜
@TheOnion
I heard she's got a plan, with Elizabeth Warren, to send in solar powered drones to win this thing.
Nobody's quite sure of exactly what 'this thing' is.
When Trump was asked what he knew about it he simply stated: It is what it is.
@meiselasb
@lskurrus
This made Linda’s day!
Geez, it feels weird when Linda talks about herself in the third person.
Is that a tactic he used to trick people into think others are saying what he wants them to hear about himself?
So, give Linda a like because most of you want to… 🙄🤦🏻♀️🤢
@mattbc
@tal7291
It's common knowledge that if you give a poor person money they're more likely to put it back into the universe.
They actually use it.
@JayLionel7
@itsJeffTiedrich
I'm subjected to Faux News daily. Yesterday one of them claimed 'wokeness'.
I'll tell you who's getting wide-eyed is the my pillow guy. He's got $110 dollar item selling for $40!
It's too bad, he did that to himself.
Please RT
Victoria Shyanne Yellowhorse
This 16 yr old Native American girl has been missing since 9/25/2021. Perhaps Twitter can help. Please contact the Albuquerque Police Department at 505 242-2677.
Is he angry about just this one vaccination for Covid or the whole 112 vaccines children are mandated to have.
People should read the list of vaccines school-aged kids take. Many are given in combinations; so one shot might contain 7 serums.
@iamlisakirk
@_SJPeace_
I read everything on packages & consider things slowly... I've been followed a lot. A couple of times they made me mad.
My revenge was to pick up all the small things I could find & fill my basket only to abandon it at check out.
"I forgot my wallet. Can you watch this for me?"
@pbump
Didn't Texas originally deny funds for testing undocumented people on principle?? Then they ran their mouths about how infested immigrants were entering the country.
(to the best of my recollection)🙄
@minhtngo
@MalcolmNance
Not bad for an elderly man trying to do stand-up comedy.
Horrible for a president.
I just can't bring myself to use president and. Trump in the same sentence.
That kind of respect is reserved for someone who respects America's free & fair voting...he meddle in the S.C. primary...
@PalmerReport
Another words…
The emperor has no clothes.
No money (eventually).
No NY businesses.
And no leg to stand on.
I like my presidents un-indicted.
And I treasure our military men & woman.
@mmpadellan
@AUMichaelBrown
KY ppl say there's voter harassment & suppression.
They've been trying to ditch Mitch for a long time.
I think 2020 may liberate them! Their problems will receive special attention.
@dereckapurnell
@docrocktex26
Change can come as fast as convenient for those in power.
We fail to make the speed of the change we seek adequately realized.
If we don't run/direct
our government then government will
run/direct us.
🙋🏻♀️ take the pledge to 🙋🏻♀️engage more.
@AnnieForTruth
Greene needs to stop telling people stuff.
She, and others, shouldn’t be lecturing on the Bible from a government position.
Maybe she’s better suited to be a spiritual leader (sarcasm).
@highbrow_nobrow
@DailyMail
I don’t know why…but I fully expected to see: people who live in grass huts shouldn’t throw flames.
Maybe because I’ve seen so little courtesy offered her colleagues by her. She isn’t at all shy about being ill mannered.
She’s beyond rude, at times.
It’s unnecessary.
Don't you dare ever,
@realdonaldtrump
think that you & your ilk
can speak to the better half of the population, Democrats, in a derogatory tone.
That you would dare do that says everything anyone every needed to know about you!
Today would be a great day to resign.
@NeverAgainActn
If you all need to recover quickly from the pe pp er
s p r a Y.
Use Johnson's Baby Shampoo.
Never use water. It just burns more.
Try not to panic...the chemical reaction makes it more effective & worse.
I thank you on behalf of decent people everywhere.
@pugbandit
@_SJPeace_
Call corporate
Head Quarters.
Be polite & beyond consoling
Do your family & friends
want to boycott Target now because of this? You should let them know how deeply your circle feels on the subject. Let them know that we, on Twitter, aren't the least impressed, too.
👇 just joke!