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Dreamweasel
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SEEKING ANSWERS WITH THE HELP OF A.I. New blog post:.
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That’s a shame. I liked this Mangione much better than the other one.
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Danny Deraney
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Rest in Peace Chuck Mangione. The master of the flugel horn. "Feels So Good" was everywhere. Raise your hand if this banger was played in your home growing up. 🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Can you actually identify the names of people with such a comically superficial set of political principles, or are we supposed to just take your word for it that they exist.
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@fakedansavage Do you have any idea how many voters decide to never vote Democratic again when they see liberals wishing for the deaths of conservatives? I’d say it’s a lot.
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RT @Dreamweasel: America’s disagreements based on opposing liberal & conservative ideologies have been largely replaced by our endless stru….
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My obituary for Ozzy Osbourne was “He could not have gone out on a higher note.”. I’m afraid I can’t say the same for Hulk Hogan.
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Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
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If Trey & Matt want to roast Paramount for caving in to Trump I’m definitely here for it although I suppose it was naive to expect their focus to be much more insightful than TRUMP IS FAT AND HAS A TINY DICK LOL.
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- Pam Bondi insisted the Epstein Files were “on her desk” ready to release to the public, and a lot of MAGA followers were ready & eager to see them. But now that Trump’s bluff has apparently been called, he is fighting tooth & nail to prevent their release.
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- Joe Biden didn’t release the Epstein Files while he was President because they were kept confidential under strict court orders to protect the victims. This would have constituted executive interference with the judiciary, which clearly has never been a dealbreaker for Trump.
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RT @Malinowski: Columbia will learn the hard way that you never pay the mafia once. Eventually, Trump will demand more & Columbia will pay….
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I think the default assumption has long been that being caught red-handed in a scandal of this nature would instantaneously end a politician’s career. That’s not how it ever works for Trump. His career won’t “end” by itself. Someone has to “end” it.
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Just to be clear, Whataboutism isn’t a loophole for sex trafficking. So we’re probably not going to hear much of that from elected officials. MAGA randos on the Internet are another story.
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MAGA TRAJECTORY (GENERAL). 1. Trump had nothing to do with it.2. Democrats have TDS.3. The media is lying about it.4. You have no evidence.5. Democrats are just as bad.6. The charges are trumped up.7. Trump’s being railroaded.8. Everybody does it.9. The convictions don’t matter.
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RT @Dreamweasel: TEN MORE POSSIBLE REASONS THE EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC. 10. It might unfairly suggest to so….
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We can reasonably assume all three of these things are true:. 1. Trump is in the Epstein Files.2. Republicans are still going to support him.3. MAGA will flood the zone with endless bullshit to change the subject. So now what?.
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I asked A.I. about the inevitable revelation that Trump visited Epstein’s Island: ⬇️.
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🤖: MY EXHAUSTIVE RESEARCH INTO THE PATTERN OF REPUBLICAN BEHAVIOR LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SUPPORT TRUMP REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE DOES, WHICH MEANS THAT SEX TRAFFICKING OF CHILDREN ISN’T REALLY A PROBLEM FOR THEM.
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I am beyond dismayed at how much of this 3.5-year-old thread remains relevant today: ⬇️.
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Dreamweasel
3 years
TRUMP: If my actions were cunning & deliberate, one might surmise my bluff would only be allowed to continue for as long as Democrats lack the political will to overcome the entire GOP apparatus that continues to bear-hug me like they’re rescuing an infant from a burning building.
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2. Donald Trump refuses to live in the past and looks ahead to a brighter American future where everyone’s forgotten this ever happened. 1. Authenticity of list has been called into question, as it was suspiciously notarized with the phrase “Signed, Jeffrey Epstein’s Mother”.
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3. Like the Steele Dossier and the Kremlin intel and the 30,000 lies and the two impeachments and the COVID deaths and the 34 felony convictions and the attempted sabotage of the 2020 election that led to a Capitol riot, this is all a conspiracy to make Trump look bad.
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4. Administration still requires clarification from the Supreme Court about the limits of “executive privilege” and whether it can be applied retroactively.
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5. Due to the location of Epstein’s private island, the list was compiled in a phoneticized Caribbean dialect, and phrases such as “Weh dah boi deh?” might prove confusing to American audiences.
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6. Public interest clearly waning in whether any well-known public figures that may include former and/or current Presidents were flown to a private island for illicit sexual escapades with teenage girls.
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