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Robert De Niro is going around the parking lot of the Philadelphia Eagles game convincing tailgaters to vote for Kamala Harris. You’ve got to love it.
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Linkin Park just got Donald Trump’s campaign video removed for copying violation. Good for Linkin Park. RIP Chester Bennington. Fuck Trump.
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Donald Trump just tweeted "thank you President Trump." What kind of dickhead thanks himself in the third person?.
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Donald Trump currently has:. - No National Security Adviser. - No Homeland Security Director. - No ICE Director. - No Air Force Secretary. - No FEMA Director. - No UN Ambassador. - No White House Chief of Staff. - No clue.
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Elon Musk has publicly attacked two high ranking Twitter employees today, putting him in violation of the disparagement clause in his buyout agreement. It's unclear if he's just unraveling in general, or if he's purposely trying to get the buyout deal voided.
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Fuck the El Paso shooter. Fuck white supremacists. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the Republican Party. Fuck Donald Trump. And if you're offended by this tweet, fuck you too!.
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Shout out if you never once referred to him as "President Trump".
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Trump is now claiming he ordered the FBI and U.S. Attorneys to stop the ballot counting in the 2018 Florida Governor race, so DeSantis would narrowly win. Trump, who knows he’s going to prison anyway, is confessing to felonies just to scandalize DeSantis. This is going to be fun.
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So yeah, 1 Republican in the House just voted "yes" on impeachment and it showed up on the vote tally for a minute, but then that Republican took the vote back and now it's back to 0 Republicans. That's the best summary of Republican cowardice I've seen yet.
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The sad part is that when you see #DicklessRapist trending, you immediately know it's about the President of the United States.
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Hey Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, if you’re not willing to push back on a candidate who’s claiming that babies are being aborted after they’re born, then quit your fucking jobs and go work at a Wendy’s.
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Donald Trump is currently at Walter Reed hospital, presumably to try to get Nancy Pelosi’s shoe removed from his ass.
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Elon Musk standing behind the Oval Office desk with his kid on his shoulders and admitting to reporters that he spreads misinformation while Trump sits there in a confused haze. It’s the perfect image of everything that’s wrong right now.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been locked out of her Twitter account.
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Trump’s properties have only been shut down for like two weeks, and he’s already unable to make payments on his Deutsche Bank loans. I told you all along that motherfucker was broke.
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It's one in the morning, it's the middle of a pandemic, people are dying, hospitals are overloaded, the economy has collapsed, and the President of the United States just tweeted "Congratulations AMERICA!". Fuck this guy.
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Donald Trump just tweeted “Time for a change! #2020.” He’s too far gone to realize he just accidentally endorsed Joe Biden.
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Germany and Italy are now both reportedly ready to remove Russia from the SWIFT banking system. They were the only two known holdouts. If Russia loses access to SWIFT, the financial implosion of Russia will be, ahem, swift. Bring it on!.
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Wait so they arrested CNN’s Omar Jimenez for reporting on the protests, but they still haven’t arrested the cop that murdered a guy?.
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George Santos’ attorney just quit. Rudy Giuliani’s attorney quit yesterday. Donald Trump’s attorney quit the other day. They know what’s coming.
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"Nobody likes me" - actual quote from Donald Trump today.
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If Iran were smart, it would demand America turn over Donald Trump in exchange for no war. Majority of Americans would be all for it.
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We're not just going to elect Kamala Harris as the 47th President. We're going to give her a House and Senate majority as well. Here are the 22 most competitive House races, which will decide the House majority. Donate, volunteer, and retweet all day long:.
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This shooting was the first high profile assassination attempt in the United States since Donald Trump tried to take out Mike Pence.
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If Donald Trump and Joe Biden were both drowning and you only had time to save one of them, where would you and Joe Biden go for lunch together afterward?.
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Donald Trump just announced that he’s banning TikTok. He clearly has no idea what these TikTok kids are about to do to him in response.
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Mitt Romney is now marching with Black Lives Matter protesters. Hell has officially frozen over.
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but the President of the United States is committing treason.
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I prefer Project 2024, where Kamala wins and Trump goes to prison.
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Trump holds a rally for Matt Bevin in Kentucky last week, and Matt Bevin loses. Trump goes to the Alabama football game this weekend, and Alabama loses. Trump tweets his support for Sean Spicer on #DWTS tonight, and Sean Spicer loses. Donald Trump is a loser.
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China just announced that it respects the sovereignty of Ukraine, after having announced hours ago that it told Putin to negotiate a truce. This is going downhill for Putin fast, China knows it, and doesn’t want to go down with him.
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People who are older than Joe Biden:. - Harrison Ford (just made anther Indiana Jones movie). - Paul McCartney (touring around the world). - Patrick Stewart (still playing Captain Picard). - Mel Brooks (producing a new TV series). We don't need to hear about Biden's age, thanks!.
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Rep. Katie Porter is missing a shoe because it's in Steve Mnuchin's ass.
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Trump just posted an article telling Americans to "Shut up about egg prices". JD Vance just said if you protest him "you're a shit person". These two clowns are cracking under the pressure already. Keep it up!.
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CNN says many Republican officials are “stunned” by today’s bombshells about Trump. No. They knew he was every bit this evil. They’re only stunned that the January 6th Committee was this successful at digging it all up.
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As of tonight Lindsey Graham is no longer Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
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Donald Trump is giving a speech at the Pentagon right now, and he’s talking about how he invited the Taliban to Camp David for 9/11. Seriously, fuck this guy.
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Donald Trump currently has:. - No Secretary of Defense. - No Secretary of the Air Force. - No FEMA Director. - No Secretary of the Interior. - No UN Ambassador. - No White House Chief of Staff. - No White House Communications Director. - No clue.
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All these Republicans pretending they support the women of Iran when they don’t even support the women of America.
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The magistrate judge just told defendant Donald Trump that he’ll be locked up until trial if he commits any more crimes along the way, including trying to influence any witnesses or jurors. This judge is not messing around.
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If Joe Biden becomes President, his most logical Attorney General is Kamala Harris. Or if she’s the running mate, the most logical Attorney General is Adam Schiff. Either one of them will bring criminal charges against Trump and put him in prison.
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Lindsey Graham's day so far:. - Just said "fucking idiot" on live national television.- Deranged meltdown about Hillary Clinton's emails.- MSNBC had to break into Graham's statement to point out that he's lying.- This man belongs in a rubber room.- It's still only 10:20am.
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The judge is now demanding that Trump explain why he filed this motion in her district. Trump thought that by filing one county over, and landing a judge he’d appointed, it would work in his favor. Instead the judge is telling Trump to get off her lawn.
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Congratulations to Donald Trump for being too stupid to realize he’s the punchline of the Larry David video he just tweeted.
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Zelenskyy told Senator Rick Scott to mute himself today, something that most Americans have been wanting to do for years.
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Make no mistake: Brett Kavanaugh will be indicted for perjury and forced to resign once Trump is gone. People like Susan Collins will lose in 2020 for having installed him to begin with. But this whole thing is fucking disgusting.
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Secret Service now claims 1/6 text messages are permanently gone, per WaPo, and National Archives is investigating whether to make criminal referral. This suggests the texts may be so incriminating, they’d rather risk going down for obstruction instead. Scandal just got bigger.
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Melania Trump has done nothing to stop her husband from kidnapping kids and locking them in cages. She doesn’t get to say shit when someone harmlessly mentions Barron’s name in passing. Not a goddamn motherfucking word.
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Donald Trump’s day so far:. - Tells four non-white Congresswomen to “go back” to where they came from.- Three of them were born in the United States.- Trump is a fucking racist and a fucking idiot.- Impeach the motherfucker now!.- Put Trump’s ass in prison!.- It’s still only 11am.
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Donald Trump announced today that he may not run in 2024 due to his health. After he spends the next year and a half pretending he’s running so he can take in quasi-campaign donations and pocket them, this is the excuse he’ll use for not actually entering the 2024 race.
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Trump and Hegseth fell for the oldest investigative reporter move in the book. Announce you have something (classified texts from Hegseth), wait for them to deny it exists, then catch them in a lie by releasing it. Now the scandal is even bigger because these idiots lied.
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Donald Trump’s old pal Howard Stern just endorsed Joe Biden.
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I don't want to hear any of this bullshit about how this is a "dark day in American history." It was a dark day when he took office. It was a dark day when he committed crime after crime. Today is GREAT DAY because he's finally being brought to justice.
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So smart of Kamala Harris to have Josh Shapiro as the featured speaker at this rally. It immediately shuts down the media's ability to make up any phony narratives about there being controversy or divisiveness around the running mate pick. This is a unity campaign.
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Yesterday Trump announced he was delaying his tariffs. Today he announced new 250% tariffs. Don’t tell me this guy doesn’t have dementia.
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Keep your messaging simple: . “Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”. That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
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This week Donald Trump has condemned:. - John McCain.- General Motors.- New York.- Stephen Colbert.- France.- Hillary Clinton.- Immigrants.- The FBI.- California.- China.- Jimmy Fallon.- Google. This week Donald Trump has not condemned:. - White supremacist shooters.
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Trump is now polling at *zero* among Black voters in the Michigan Detroit News poll. Not one Black voter surveyed is voting for him.
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Trump: I’ll have to be dragged out of the White House. Everyone: what channel can we watch this on.
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If we're going to print Donald Trump's name on the relief checks, we should also print Donald Trump's name as the cause of death on the death certificates.
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Donald Trump says he won’t tolerate “lowlifes” at his rally. Does that mean Trump just banned himself from his rally?.
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President Biden just put on his sunglasses and called himself Dark Brandon. Who stands with him?
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@realDonaldTrump 1) It's not the "China Virus" you racist jackass. 2) You're months late to the mask party. 3) You're only wearing one now because your poll numbers collapsed. 4 )You'll need a mask when you lose and try to flee the country in disguise. 5) You're no one's favorite President.
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Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska is now calling for peace between Russia and Ukraine. Guess he doesn’t like what’s happening to his bank account.
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Donald Trump just publicly instructed the Department of Justice to target Brett Kavanaugh’s accusers. For this alone, Trump must go to prison for the rest of his fucking life.
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Kamala Harris is now mocking Trump for needing a “safe space.” She’s taking a flamethrower to him. You’ve got to love it.
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The Queen managed to give an entire speech today without attacking any reporters, lying about anyone in her government, touting any dangerous miracle cures, or mispronouncing any words. Also she’s 93 years old and she has more stamina than Trump ever will.
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Donald Trump has just been banned from Reddit. Do you know how badly you have to fuck up in life to get banned from Reddit?.
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Caitlyn Jenner has officially lost the recall race. All three of her voters are said to be disappointed.
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Retweet this if you think CNN and MSNBC shouldn't air the asshole's press conference today.
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President: Joe Biden. VP: Stacey Abrams. Attorney General: Kamala Harris. Secretary of Defense: Pete Buttigieg. Secretary of State: Amy Klobuchar. Senate Finance Committee Chairman: Bernie. Secretary of Treasury: Elizabeth Warren. If we unite behind Biden now, this can all happen.
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Jamie Raskin now says the 1/6 committee has proof that Trump didn’t just incite the Capitol attack, he was a criminal conspirator in the attack. Buckle up, these public hearings are going to be a sight to see.
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Donald Trump is not running for President. There is no “Trump 2024” campaign. He never even bothered to hire a campaign manager. He’s going to prison. The media needs to stop parroting Trump’s false claim that he’s running for President. That’s a lie, and the media knows it.
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Matt Gaetz now says he’ll seek to remove Kevin McCarthy next week. Kevin McCarthy says he’ll seek to remove Matt Gaetz next week. I’ll be over here making popcorn all week.
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Special Counsel Jack Smith just personally sent a letter to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals pointing out the lies in Trump’s latest filing. That’s right, the Special Counsel is working on Thanksgiving. Wasting no time! Trump will be indicted soon and it’s going to be glorious.
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Donald Trump Jr just posted a photo of himself holding an assault weapon with Hillary Clinton's picture on the side of it. I can't wait til that treasonous little motherfucker Donald Trump Jr is in prison.
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Donald Trump currently has:. - No Secretary of Defense. - No Secretary of the Air Force. - No FEMA Director. - No Secretary of the Interior. - No UN Ambassador. - No White House Chief of Staff. - No White House Communications Director. - No clue.
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Trump just announced that “I’ll be going to Atlanta, Georgia on Thursday to be ARRESTED”. To which the majority of Americans say “Good, pass the POPCORN”.
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President Biden has been three steps ahead of Putin, and one step ahead of the world, the entire time. Biden is the reason all of these worldwide sanctions and consequences have come together behind the scenes. We’re watching Joe Biden’s finest hour.
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The President of the Republican Party of Puerto Rico is now threatening to un-endorse Trump unless he apologizes for the “island of garbage” scandal. This just keeps getting bigger.
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Trump fucked Stormy Daniels and had to pay $130,000 to keep it quiet. Trump fucked the whole country and only had to pay $750.
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The DOJ managed to subpoena all the evidence, convene a grand jury, put witnesses in front of it, and bring an indictment against George Santos, without us knowing any of it was even happening. We have no idea how many other House Republicans are in the process of being indicted.
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Trump campaigned in Kentucky, and the Republican lost. Trump campaigned in Louisiana, and the republican lost. Trump tweeted support for Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars, and Sean Spicer lost. Trump attended an Alabama football game, and Alabama lost. Trump is a loser.
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@realDonaldTrump Holy shit, where do we even start with this? The ramp was NOT steep. Trump's security detail wouldn't have allowed the ramp to remain wet. And if Trump was worried about not looking stupid on camera, why would he purposely waddle like a slow motion duck? Donald Trump is not well.
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Drew Carey just told JD Vance to “shut the fuck up” 😁.
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Donald Trump’s big weakness just came front and center. Trump’s 2024 inauguration saw far fewer viewers than President Biden’s inauguration. It’s fun to see the narcissistically ratings-obsessed Trump get clobbered in humiliating fashion. But it also points to something else. .
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Donald Trump currently has:. - No Homeland Security Director. - No Secret Service Director. - No ICE Director. - No Secretary of Defense. - No Air Force Secretary. - No FEMA Director. - No Secretary of the Interior. - No UN Ambassador. - No White House Chief of Staff. - No clue.
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After Donald Trump's assets are seized in his eventual criminal trial, the Trump hotel where all these crimes took place will become government property. We should turn it into housing for the homeless, refugees, and immigrants.
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@realDonaldTrump You threatened to send in the troops and have them start murdering black protesters, and now you're trying to pretend you meant something else? Nice try, Beavis. Twitter took down your violent threat for a reason. Now resign and report to prison where you belong!.
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The police assaulted John Cusack tonight for daring to film them, and the police shot MSNBC's Ali Velshi in the leg with a rubber bullet tonight for daring to report on them, so I'd say we're all pretty fucked right now.
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As expected, the New York Supreme Court has decided not to intervene, and Donald Trump is now out of appeals. He will be forced to testify to NY AG Letitia James about Trump Organization fraud. Trump’s bad week just keeps getting worse for him.
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