Marcus Landsberg
@LandsbergLaw
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Honolulu Trial Attorney on Sabbatical in Osaka, Japan.
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@karanbirtinna
@Asleep2000
Ironically, he didn't answer and she left the break up on his machine.
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The Edit it the classic.
AITA For making my girlfriend wear white to a wedding?
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@bronxbest161
@ava
I too blame this man’s parents.
I mean the police officer’s parents. They should have done better.
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@DrRJKavanagh
@maximusupinNYc
Imagine if you're the second group to be seated in there on that evening.
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@cathrynlavery
Saw a man show up in traffic court with a felt model and small toy cars.
Judge dismissed the case immediately, said "anyone who works that hard to be not guilty could not have intended this crime".
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@fxk
@xX69_isis_69Xx
@JohnathanRush
@RaineSkunk
@oopsalltiefs
@LouisvilleARA
@DeoTasDevil
Nope. When I need batteries or I need milk, I can’t wait for Amazon. That’s what the corner store is for. You’re being obtuse on purpose.
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"So are they trying to arrest or was it a kidnap attempt, because you can still Michigan if it's a felony, make a felony arrest,” Leaf said."
Maybe it wasn't kidnapping, maybe it was citizen's arrest?
Not the Defense Attorney, mind you, the Sherriff offered this explanation.
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@CarlHPetersonIV
@Sej_Singh
@Anon_OMouse
@MaxKennerly
Are we leaving out the real
#1
: "Might not have been completely honest about wanting to go into public interest law."
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@sincetagram
@girlziplocked
@StevenLJohnson
Arranged marriages without religion/family is basically Tinder with someone coaching your swipes and bios.
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@LCRiggsMusic
@daniela_929
Someone's gotta be seen to try to save a life. They're learning how to protect their own ass after Floyd.
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@fxk
@xX69_isis_69Xx
@JohnathanRush
@RaineSkunk
@oopsalltiefs
@LouisvilleARA
@DeoTasDevil
Glad we worked that out.
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@shablonde_
By now everyone has learned to hire a PR team to train Them on how to apologize. We’re never getting lines like “Love is blurry” again.
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@alf_princessk
@tccentertainmnt
I don’t care if she steal one box and a quart of milk a day, three years is ludicrous.
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@BrewCityHK
@druski
The best defense attorneys are public defenders. That doesn’t mean ALL public defenders great, but the ones who take it SERIOUS?!? They’ve done ten times the trial practice and then get blamed for not winning a case where the defendant admit on camera with the fingerprints
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@nattobeanjean
This is really an amazing thing for her to do. Mane the news do the education so she doesn't have to.
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@pboeckner
Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin!
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@MMAPALESTINEUSA
@StopAntisemites
If you think this account makes you anti semetic, you were anti semetic anyway.
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@Dirt_in_your_i
@aflintflint
@causekryssaidso
I'm going to defer to your expertise here, as clearly you have had first hand experience with bad parenting.
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@rvbreference
@ArmyStrang
@jkass99
Kid probably match the description: black male, under 6 foot, shirtless....
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@AngusJNoble
@taylortheclam
@TheBrianMcManus
Like morally shouldn’t? Religiously shouldn’t? People need money, get money. Good!
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Boots Riley got a new …. Is it TV show? Movie? I don’t care I’m watching !
Here we go.
My show I'm A Virgo will premiere at SXSW in March.
It's about a 13ft tall Black man who lives in Oakland, CA.
It stars Jharrel Jerome, Brett Gray, Walton Goggins, Mike Epps, Carmen Ejogo, Kara Young, Olivia Washington, and Allius Barnes.
Score by Tuneyards.
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@heulangel
@SabraMBoyd
@iamharaldur
Yeah, originally they tried to tell me my newborn child couldn’t be put on my insurance because it was “outside open enrollment period”
Another time, I got the proposal for my first Obamacare bill, they put a random 2nd kid on my bill, different last name - no idea who it was.
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@utterlybasil
@BadLegalTakes
You learn in private practice that there’s a massive group of people who want attorneys to tell them they’re right, as opposed to tell them the truth.
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@rgoodlaw
The stance is going to be “he’s a resident not a citizen” as a way to drive a deeper wedge against immigrant communities.
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@_foosb
@TayTheRay
@CalvinBuzzy
@arakkisuperstar
Agreed. It's military. "I'm tracking" means I'm following what you're saying.
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@RaySunnshine
Yeah. The only think that would make it better is if Yolanda’s boyfriend showed up with prove of identity theft by Nigerians.
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@sistercrow
@jdawsey1
And I can find NO reference on Google for a drinking game called "Devil's Triangle".
#Ilikebeer
#KavanaughHearings
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@therealreadr
@curaffairs
I have no problem with serious severe and swift consequences for the appropriate crimes. But if we see increased education reduces need for prisons, maybe that might also address the three locks on your door.
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@Angel12791
@erikaishii
It’s almost as if they’ve learned and changed over 70 years. Imagine being the person who doesn’t.
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@zachwolfelaw
Clearly the man was protesting the bars policy of denying service to historically marginalized groups and exercised his first amendment right to protest by yelling "drinks for everyone" to encourage equal access to service for all.
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@shesooonadi
@klew24
Can I throw this one in there? I put this in the Paper Planes category. LOOOOOOVE this song.
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@WaqarVick
You left out “Escorted her to the ground” and “made furtive movements” and “attempted to take my weapon” and “gave me permission to enter” and “paced violently and as attempted to calm her down”.
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@Dirt_in_your_i
@aflintflint
@causekryssaidso
Except they don't know about this twitter account, and you're embarrassed someone will tell them so you hide behind a celebrity's face. This is an anonymous outlet for your venom because you know your parents would not approve.
So there's that.
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@fodderyfodder
This is what gives some Public Defender offices a bad name. It's not that these kids don't WANT to be great attorneys, it's they're not given the tools and the experience to get there.
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@lellingw
@ClaudiaLamb
@BuzzFeedNews
Not at all. Twitter's a moving animal and editing is impossible. It's a team mission.
I only catch it because I was called on it before. I get it and and agree.
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@Dirt_in_your_i
@aflintflint
@causekryssaidso
This isn't politics. You know your parents would be embarrassed of their child posting the way you post.
They would be embarrassed if they knew, they would be ashamed in their community by your words. And you know this and so hide it.
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@TheBrianMcManus
Who cares if it’s for self serving reasons, as long as its being done? If they lie or cheat about it, bad. If it gets them promotion, good! I don’t see why a purity test is important here.
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@_WhatRiot
Sausage Riot will have the best Law School entrance essay of all time.
"One time the police handed me a sausage as a pretext to arrest me, that's why I want to come to law school..."
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@abolachian
The people invested in the movement I've spoken to seem pretty clear: We all want to hope it is the protests, but it's most likely the property destruction.
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Important thread!!! Why when someone says "so and so has x number of arrests" I roll my eyes.
My newest op-ed is out. In it, I crunched some numbers. We hear all the time from police & prosecutors about "felony arrests" to get harsher policies passed. But what actually happens to felony arrests?
Over 80% of them are dismissed. A thread w/ facts:
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@BrianUSA173rd
@MeidasTouch
@Majority54
She said “point of privilege” which is for air conditioning or some nonsense. Not “point of I don’t like what the witness is saying”.
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@Popehat
@J_Dot_J
Are you
#humblebrag
that you represented Joe Exotic pro bono? Is that where this is going?
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@Jishin_Dragon
@BadLegalTakes
Because real rich people don't pay income tax. That's what we're talking about here.
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@PuestoLoco
@GiancarloSopo
@MarcACaputo
This is always was struck me. They height of White Privilege is telling others their whole language is wrong.
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@likklebrowngyal
If she was supposed to take the trash out before the game started, damn sure the team going to be disappointed as I walk on the field to take her off.
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@Hobopower3
@DrPsyBuffy
What’s the other side of the issue? They were responsible enough to not expose the classmates.
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@AnaPandemonio
@Alnsobny
@amandaoee_
Of course it doesn’t, but start there and if he was truly racist, would he let Rhodes hold the keys to the armor? That’s serious trust right there.
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My twitter feed is about 50% solving social problems. 50% pro-wrestling. And very rarely law, even if that was the original goal.
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@1samdang6
@HighnessOphelia
I was just watching my kid and thinking about this today: we need slides for adults.
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@macrokurd
Am I a bad person for laughing so hard at this? I feel like it shouldn’t be funny but...
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@AngusJNoble
@taylortheclam
@TheBrianMcManus
Doing good makes you good. If that also makes you appear good, that's good. Your take on this is maybe the worst take of all takes that have ever been taken. People have many motivations for what they do. I don't see why self-aggrandizement is bad IF IT HELPS.
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@jimyoung2817
@thisisrobsmith
@stacyherbert
@EZitrin
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@jimyoung2817
Skewered this hot take right through. I can ABSOLUTELY want more jail for fraud and less jail for drug possession.
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@RSLott70
@neal_katyal
@strangeharbors
If you ran a factory, wouldn’t you rather spend all day watching and talking about movies?
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@ginjaninja83
@BFriedmanDC
Still won’t do anything. There has to be liability for the supervisors and the people who decide On The training for any substantive change.
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@glennkirschner2
“Always on the lookout for novel ways to apply homicide” seems like a horrible lifts mission statement to me.
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@MohanadElshieky
“Let me see your papers” is chilling me to my bone, as a Jewish American with a long memory.
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You'll never beat a public health problem with a criminal justice solution.
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@jamie_elizabeth
@CleverMonsterCT
There's going to be an "Assault on a police officer" case based on the officer diving headfirst down a flight of stairs and no one touching him.
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@maukaman808
"People who throw sugar bottles" is oddly specific. That's not something a manager imagined and said "just put it on there, just in case"...
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@BrownsBetter
@HUN2R
Didn’t Mr beast ask him to review his food? The reposting would be reposting reviews of his own food. Doesn’t seem like a one sided ask.
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@nheld
@Shemari_12
@cordagefan
@osharroyo
@chuckgordon18
@cnnbrk
How is he susposed to act?
Exactly the way Clarence Thomas did. Without invoking partisanship, declaring his love of beer or yelling at a senator asking a basic question.
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@BradyTorin
@ivyfrancis81
@1DentalHyGenius
@HoarseWisperer
@andylassner
@FBI
This is very unfair to baristas. My son will no longer serve me coffee at the dining room table for fear he'll be accused.
#NotHim
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@our4Harts
@burlenek
@FPWellman
If you feel that way about nurses, the next time you’re in the hospital, call the SWAT team.
“If you hate cops .. the next time you’re in trouble, call a crackhead.”
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@Bennet87AO3
@FujikakeRin
Shit, I'm on holiday in Los Angeles and don't expect people to speak English.
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@shaymore4522
@flippingtable
@DearWhitePeople
@SuperSuitShow
@MrNiceGuy18_58
@ABlerdChick
@MakeMineAmalgam
@geekfreakspod
@DawgsMovie
@bloodstone2319
Trying to imagine Drake as Luke Cage and my wife wants to know why I’m laughing at my phone.
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Okay.
#SorryToBotherYou
blew my mind. This is going to fuck with me for awhile. I wish I caught an evening showing instead of the 9 am one!
@BootsRiley
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@ryansatin
I thought the Uso's lost their licenses by now. They definitely don't need to be driving.
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@such_hockey_wow
@AITA_reddit
He’s not entitled to enter her home, and she’s also not entitled to his “help”.
If he felt the friendship is making him feel less of a human it’s absolutely entitled to cut her off. The amount of money vs obligation is a red herring.
You don’t have to be friends with people
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