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It’s taking longer and more out of me to make these videos each year, but I don’t think I’ll ever stop. It’s my annual love letter to the movies. Here is A Year in Film 2023. In 4K.
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THREAD: I mostly talk about movies on here, but here goes. We are currently pivoting our factory to solely make surgical masks and other medical garments in short supply. We can make 2 million masks a day, and are looking to help in any way possible during this time.
#COVID19
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Technically this should take you straight to the fucking
Netflix "skip the foreplay" feature removes naughty scenes to make family movie night less awkward
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Throwing my “ugly” and “dumb” Cleopatra screenplay in the trash
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Ben Affleck really endured years of memes and spilled Dunkin’ Donuts to come out the other side passed out on a boat married to Jennifer Lopez. Incredible.
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Hollywood silencing voices calling out genocide when three of its biggest award season films this year are Oppenheimer, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Zone of Interest is fucking insane to me.
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I fucking love this stupid little video because they gave the AI a prompt and it followed absolutely none of it. Alien not blending in, doesn’t look like New York City, doesn’t look like a paranoia thriller, doesn’t look like 35mm film. Incredible stuff.
"an alien blending in naturally with new york city, paranoia thriller style, 35mm film"
Video generated by Sora.
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I will never forgive Cinema Sins and what it’s done to an entire generation’s thinking skills
thinking about this dumbass alien from "signs" (m. night shyamalan, 2002) who was allergic to water & got beaten to death with a bat by joaquin phoenix
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Imagine hiring Scorsese and then calling his film a "vanity project" when you just spent $30 million an episode on Stranger Things
Netflix will stop green-lighting “expensive vanity projects” such as ‘The Irishman’.
“This tendency to do anything to attract talent and giving them carte blanche is going away,” says one source.
(Source: )
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This is Nia DaCosta. She is the director of Candyman. Jordan Peele is not the director of Candyman. He is a writer and producer for Candyman. Thanks for your time.
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“Serial killer Josh Hartnett takes his daughter to a concert but it’s a sting operation to catch him” is such a sick premise. No one’s doing it like Shyamalan.
A new M. Night Shyamalan experience.
@TrapTheMovie
only in theaters this summer.
Listen to original songs from Saleka as Lady Raven:
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J****y D**p propaganda is unreal. Every YouTube video being recommended to me is pro-D**p (I've never clicked on anything related to the trial) and all my real-life friends are defending him with maniacal glee. This is the most insane, most successful psyop I've ever seen.
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Controversies aside, I’m convinced that the Fantastic Beasts franchise would have made billions of dollars if it was actually about capturing goofy magic animals instead of Grundlefly’s misdemeanors or whatever the hell it is now.
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Watched all eight episodes of the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith and have come to the conclusion that I owe it an apology. I was not familiar with its game.
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I was fucking around when I said M. Night Shyamalan is about to have the second worst Avatar adaptation, but now I'm dead serious.
New teaser for the live-action ‘AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER’ series.
Premiering February 22 on Netflix.
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Having to choose between starring in either one of the best movies of the last decade or another one of the best movies of the last decade is crazy. Dream career trajectory.
Jesse Plemons dropped out of Jordan Peele’s ‘NOPE’ due to scheduling issues with Martin Scorsese’s ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON.’
Steven Yeun replaced Plemons in the role shortly after.
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Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Willem Dafoe, and Adrien Brody on the Prada runway is the most mesmerizing thing I've seen all week.
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They tried to set Brie Larson up twice and she didn’t take the bait either time. Nice to see these are the caliber of journalists that get access to Cannes.
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Adore the movie but it had one of the most obviously botched release dates of all time. Simple as that.
‘OPPENHEIMER’ has outgrossed ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING- PART 1’ domestically in less than 10 days.
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Watching Oppenheimer literally vibrate as he hallucinates putting his foot through a charred corpse: “I don’t know what this movie is trying to say about the bomb.”
@candon_sean
A left-leaning film would explicitly characterize the bombings as a war crime
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Someone explain to me how vaporizing a completed project for a tax write-off isn’t just fraud?
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is now expected to be shelved and deleted forever.
Warner Bros wanted $75M - $80M for the film and rejected offers from Netflix, Amazon & Paramount, refusing to let them counter-offer.
(Source: )
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Harrison Ford on the set of a Marvel movie saying “let’s shoot this piece of shit” is so funny to me
Anthony Mackie on filming with Harrison Ford for ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’:
“He’s everything a movie star should be. He would say, ‘Let’s shoot this piece of shit.’ And everybody was like, ‘Yeah, let’s shoot this shit.’”
(Source: )
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Belongs in a museum. Not just for how good it is (and it is), but for its “cast has gone missing” marketing that can never be replicated again. Wild stuff in 1999.
Say something about The Blair Witch Project (1999).
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This movie paid for its entire crew’s salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.
‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE’ will sadly end its theatrical run earning less than $580M globally.
The movie carries a $291M budget. Is the 15th most expensive movie ever made.
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Robert Pattinson was spotted meeting with TÁR director Todd Field.
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Sofia Coppola not fucking around because you’re watching Priscilla’s romance with Elvis for over an hour and then she graduates high school
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Never seen a career more cooked than this. Shit is just flambéed.
First look at Zachary Levi as Harold in the live-action ‘HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON’ movie.
In theaters on August 2.
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“Who will be our next oppressors” cutting to Paul, Bene Gesserit plot completely spelled out, Paul’s ascension scored like a horror movie, the most unsubtle cuts to Chani’s disappointment, and it’s still sailing over heads. Dune Messiah is going to be rough for some of you.
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“Ambiguous ending”
"We shot an ending where you actually saw John Wick at the end of the movie. So it was very clear that he was still alive. The audiences we tested with absolutely preferred the ambiguous ending."
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Actually floored by the sheer confidence required to release something like this on purpose and to the public
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Drag Me to Hell too mean. Doctor Strange too violent. We are truly living in the age of adult babies.
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It’s wild that this kind of interview is so common now. These actors are supposed to be promoting their new superhero movie but instead they’re saying shit like: “The entire industry is a hellscape, everything is fucked, my soul is in shambles.”
Dakota Johnson says "it’s really f*cking bleak in this industry. It is majorly disheartening."
“The people who run streaming platforms don’t trust creative people or artists to know what’s going to work, and that is just going to make us implode. It’s really heartbreaking. It’s…
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No one is even willing to pretend that The Gray Man exists
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Seriously need a formal investigation into why all these movies look like this
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Godzilla Minus One cost around 1/15th the production budget of The Marvels and is one of the best-looking disaster movies I’ve ever seen. We are absolutely rinsed when it comes to making these kinds of movies.
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You are literally Netflix
While we're talking about Daniel Dae Kim, I'm still desperate for a prequel to The Chair that's all about his relationship with Sandra Oh
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41 year-old child bride Hayley Atwell
Age Gaps Between Tom Cruise and His Female Co-Stars in Mission Impossible Films Verge on Problematic
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Oh, I just love when they give us whole lists of people to never take seriously again.
More than 450 Jewish creatives, executives and Hollywood professionals have signed an open letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s “The Zone of Interest” Oscar speech.
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A whole slew of “critics” and “film journalists” out there who actually just hate movies
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Likely thing for him to say
Henry Cavill says he’s “not a fan” of sex scenes:
“I don’t understand them. I’m not a fan. There are circumstances where a sex scene actually is beneficial to a movie, rather than just the audience, but I think sometimes they’re overused these days.”
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I am blown away by this footage of Willem Dafoe visiting the Spider-Man 2 set
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Literally had tears in my eyes watching this scene
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Bureaucracy and red tape are making this hard, but if anyone knows of any hospitals or facilities that are in need of the following, please DM me:
Surgical masks
Face masks
Surgical gowns
Cover-alls
Gloves
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The very first movie under A24’s big budget pivot and they immediately do the most anti-art thing possible.
A24 has released seemingly AI-generated posters for ‘CIVIL WAR’
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Bradley Cooper says he is comfortable walking around naked at home because his dad was “always nude”:
“My dad was always nude, and always took showers with him.”
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I’ve never seen a trailer for a movie this obviously nuclear-level bad in my life. Completely radioactive. This is the type of dreck that ruins careers, and I can’t believe no one said “no” at any time during the entire production.
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Once again forced to tap the sign
Film Twitter going on for a year about how Tom Cruise is the last movie star today only for Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 to flop will always be the funniest thing to me
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Over $1 billion for Lord of the Rings, over $300 million for Citadel, over $200 million for Secret Invasion. Hundreds of millions of dollars for shows no one will remember five years from now. The entire streaming apparatus is beyond cooked. The collapse is coming.
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Check this shit out
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Hanging a lampshade on your problematic practices isn’t a fix for your problematic practices
NOT KEVIN SAYING JEN IS VERY EXPENSIVE AND THE VFX TEAM IS MOVING ON TO WAKANDA FOREVER IN SHE HULK 😭
#shehulk
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Quite possibly the worst film criticism I have ever read in my entire life
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Bob Odenkirk giving us the final episodes of the performance of his life and you all made him unfollow the foot account on Instagram. Rude.
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Incessantly asking directors like Scorsese and Tarantino for their opinions on superhero movies and stomping your little feet when the answer is basically: “They’re fine, just not for me.” It’s not enough that these movies have a stranglehold on our culture? You’ve already won!
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Showing these people Decision to Leave to vaporize them instantly
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Insane to redo this when the movie had the chemistry of two of the hottest people alive having a real affair. You can't replicate that.
Donald Glover and Maya Erskine star in the first trailer for ‘MR & MRS SMITH’.
Releasing February 2 on Prime Video.
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Kevin Feige really did show up in their bedrooms last night with a firehose
Brie Larson and Tom Hiddleston will appear on The Tonight Show tomorrow to promote ‘THE MARVELS’ and ‘LOKI’ Season 2 respectively for the first time.
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“Sam Raimi is pretentious! Steven Spielberg is too arthouse! No more sex in movies!” Do you even hear yourselves? Get a grip.
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People saying “worst Oscars ever” when just two years ago they built the whole ceremony around a posthumous Chadwick Boseman win only for Anthony Hopkins to take it, and he wasn’t even there. And then they just ended the show.
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A film “journalist” taking a selfie mid-movie with the flash on. Jail.
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Love that every other Directors on Directors is face-to-face, but James Cameron dials in from his underwater base. Chad.
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Dave Bautista is our best wrestler-turned-actor and it isn't even close. What he did in Knock at the Cabin was unreal.
“He’s the only one that’s verbally come out to me and said ‘you’re a very strong actor, follow your instincts,’ and I’ve never had anyone say that to me, and he did. I get that type of encouragement from him.” - Dave Bautista, on Denis Villeneuve
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The era of 24-episode TV seasons was an absolutely wild, lawless time
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Hilariously mean to not credit Henry Selick in a headline about Henry Selick not getting credit
‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ Director Says It’s a ‘Little Unfair’ That Tim Burton Gets All the Credit: That’s Not What I Signed Up For
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Tom Cruise should make a movie about war crimes next
Joe Biden Grew More Worried About AI After Watching 'Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning,' Says White House Deputy
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Juergen Teller discourse is dumb because these photos are great. Can’t believe there are people who prefer manicured studio granola.
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Calling it “The Multiverse Saga” is so funny because so far we’ve seen exactly one alternate universe in the movies and its main difference is that red means go and green means stop.
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Second time this month a white critic has called an Asian-led film “exhausting.” Not an issue by itself, but it goes hand-in-hand with ignorantly glossing over specificities that make these movies resonate. That “Chinglish?” Not a flourish. That’s how my family spoke growing up.
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Comparing Avatar 2 and Dune 2 is goofy, but only one movie had me saying “holy fuck” out loud just to a guy adjusting a saddle.
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Madame Web box office:
First trailer for Sony’s
#MadameWeb
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Starring Sydney Sweeney, Dakota Johnson, Adam Scott, Celeste O'Connor, Emma Roberts and Isabela Merced.
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Please share and retweet this, we have the ability to significantly ameliorate the medical supply shortage if we can contact the right people!
#CoronavirusUpdates
#Covid_19
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The skeleton from The Empty Man has arrived at the Met Gala
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Witness the level of cope that is a Last Jedi hater learning for the first time that Rian Johnson also directed Breaking Bad’s “Fly” and “Ozymandias.”
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All phones for the coronavirus hotline are jammed up, as well as all numbers from
@NYGovCuomo
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Ready for a double bill of The Matrix Resurrections and Benedetta next week
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Creed III came out this month and has already made three times its budget. These rushes to streaming are the most obvious unforced errors in the business yet they keep doing it.
‘CREED III’ releases on digital platforms next week (March 31st).
Read our
#Creed3
review here:
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Showing aliens Come and See and getting vaporized instantly
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Emma Stone over Lily Gladstone one of the most egregious wins I’ve seen. Academy is so washed.
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Don't get mad at a 3.5-hour long Ari Aster movie, you're about to watch 100 hours of Stranger Things in a row
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Vin Diesel, The Rock, and Jason Statham all having clauses in their contracts not allowing them to lose fights is the stuff of losers. All the best action stars get their shit rocked on screen.
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Multiverse shit has clearly lost the thread because Deadpool 3 is leaving out the only person worth a damn from 2003’s Daredevil
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Devastating turn of events: Max Landis’ laptop has been found.
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Overlooked part of Top Gun: Maverick is that they let Tom Cruise be short. No apple boxes, no lifts, no tricks. There are shots where he’s dwarfed by Miles Teller and Glen Powell and they don’t hide it. Short guys can be lunatic pilots, too.
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