Mark Hayes
@trickaduu
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Comedian. Choirboy. Beautiful hair. https://t.co/RCTkPDpHqO
www.instagram.com/themarkhayes
Joined October 2008
One of my favourite things ever is the 300 year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented
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Everyone should learn how to tell a story in 3 sentences because I’m sick to death of hearing bad ones.
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One time I texted a girl “You have a twinkle in your eye” and the next morning I googled Bridges Near Me.
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Love finally relaxing then immediately feeling restless and bored.
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Got kicked out of Mr Beef for eating my sandwich with a fork (I’m just a baby).
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My greatest strength is that I start getting ready at the time I should be leaving (fearless).
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Nice when a girl is so dark that talking about her dead dad lightens the mood.
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Guy next to me is teaching his son how we would bomb the Capitol building if he was going to. I love New York.
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Always funny when a girl posts a photo with a guy and uses the caption “We’re just friends!!!”.
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Guy at the airport just sprayed himself with Axe body spray then sprayed some into his mouth. I love New York.
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Our flight earlier couldn’t take off because too many over weight people on board and it broke the AC. 100 degrees for forty minutes. I love Texas
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