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Derek Whittom

@whittomd

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Software Engineer. Automotive enthusiast. Film Buff. Star Trek Nerd. Debut Novel Coming Soon.

Kirksville, MO
Joined April 2012
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2 days
I would pay for something that makes sure I never hear any nonsense from Avi Loeb ever again.
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9 days
Does the ending of Foundation 3x02 mean what I think it means?.
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14 days
I want Hamburger Helper.
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22 days
I asked AI what happened in Mushoku Tensei Season 2, and it's response boiled down to "a whole lot of nothing".
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Derek Whittom
3 months
After 8 hours and 30 minutes, power is restored. But for how long?.
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Derek Whittom
4 months
Single take episodes must be so hard to do.
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Derek Whittom
5 months
I really hate this characterization of Moghedien as some crazy mistress of undeath. If anything, she was the most normal of the Chosen.
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5 months
My timeline is 40% Korra hate and 40% Bernie worship. Is this 2015?.
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Derek Whittom
6 months
RT @josefxfit: Gay culture is finding your new crush getting f*cked on twitter.
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6 months
You can stop after “the EU didn’t even do anything”.
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Europe Defender 🇪🇺🇺🇦
6 months
What does that even mean "fucked around and found out" the EU didn't even do anything apart from trusting the US as an ally and a friend for which it now gets stabbed in the back.
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Derek Whittom
6 months
There are two types of people in the world:.The people who think The Federation is a peaceful utopia defending against alien aggression. And the people who recognize it for what it is: a ruthless empire built on bones and lies. Be the second type.
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Derek Whittom
6 months
I’ve never had an uber intimate that we should have sex before, so of course I stupidly said no.
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Derek Whittom
6 months
Man I need a cigarette.
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Derek Whittom
6 months
Pure black hair on a 70 year looks ridiculous. Cmon.
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Derek Whittom
7 months
He’s lived in mexico for ten years. Doesn’t speak a single word of Spanish.Don’t be that guy.
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Derek Whittom
7 months
Talking to a canadian and he thinks if the US tries to annex Canada that Russia and China and the UK will rush to defend them.
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Derek Whittom
7 months
Canadians right now:
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Derek Whittom
7 months
What is the use case for an unpitted olive?.
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Derek Whittom
7 months
Hot take: monroe doctrine 1.0 rejected entirely the idea that eastern hemispheric nations could insert their tentacles into the western hemisphere. Denmark should give up Greenland to a western hemispheric power. No Chinese or Russian influence in Panama or Cuba or Venezuela.
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7 months
My hot take. Bilinguality english/spanish should be mandatory in schools.
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