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i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
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um protagonist JUST TOLD ME HE STILL HAS ALL THE TAPES. i am going to subpoena them. 😂
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I've alerted the protagonist of this tweet and told him his petty thievery is going viral. 😂
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For the absolute fuckwits in NJ threatening to riot and crying over another 30 days of lockdown-- i know math is hard for you but, try your hardest to comprehend:
New Jersey
total cases: 133,024
new case: +1,319
total deaths: 8,561
new deaths: +269
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Addendum: if anyone actually HAS TAPES (because ya'll are hoarders!) please please DM me.
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i just discovered the 'buffalo bill' house is an airbnb and has this rug in the entry way lol
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@scotwilliams
as a mother of two boys, i am world fucking weary of the assumption that males are essentially born rapists unless 'taught' otherwise.
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a very unshowered hipster just pulled out a fucking ink pot and quill next to me. i may have to rethink this city thing.
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i can only argue with so many morons at once. Please take a number and get in line (6 ft apart please!)
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how people look at you after telling you they are swingers, and would you so care to join?
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This is Brian Suave, he is is the 'head of his household' and rules his wife. He calls it "patriarchy done right" LOL.
I'd rather fucked by a chainsaw.
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Haven’t had a hair cut in so long I’m entering a Loretta Lynn phase
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once while driving i played some song for a dude and he said "this sounds like adult contemporary" and i swear to you, reader, i slammed on the brakes and kicked him out.
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you know what will get you blocked faster than a dick pic?
BEING A DICK.
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reasons for admission to an 'insane asylum' in the 19th century. We'd all be there. Each and every one.
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hear me out: Dickens Christmas Carol but done as a rock opera and the ghost of Christmas past is Ronnie James Dio.
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saw a bottle of boones farm on the side of the road, thought of you.
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Starting an onlyfans but it’s me doing tintype Victorian death portraiture
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DM Narrative Structure:
Exposition: Hi
Rising Action: Hi
Climax: Sends dick pic
Falling action: ................
Denouement: BLOCKED
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Post an album cover that looks like a picture of you.
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in the late 90s I went to a mix tape exchange party. yes, this happened. anyway i put a lot of work into mine and left my email asking them to tell me if they liked it. I never heard anything and still get a little burnt because it was that good.
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@dmtrubman
oh no! drug addiction! look away! do your out of town family live in the ""drug free""" suburbs? lolll
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@joaquinlife
umm if this logic doesn't work for the flu, it's not working for covid. plz give me a harvard degree now.
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It’s a good thing airlines don’t charge extra for emotional baggage. I’d never be able to fly again.
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@Alphabate5
lol "they've already live their lives. fuck them" what a great example of empathy. fuckwit.
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@MerianneJensen
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@peltzmadeline
how about your proud boy 'bodyguards' , let's talk about them. =)
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@howlett_shawn
@MeesoThorny
@mitdasein
yes i have tons of old letters, postcards and telegrams from strangers. swoony.
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@MatthewTysz
Ummmm, i am not joking about homosexuality. I am, however, insulting him for being openly anti-LGBTQ legislation. So yea, fuck him.
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My Lent story, retold: In 1st grade I had to blindly choose something I would give up. I got television. TV!!! I went home, burst into tears and my mom was like f that, you can watch, just don't tell the nun! and so began my life of petty lies and crime.
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this was me, age 8, putting on my grandmother's fur coat and lip syncing thinking i was cool as fuckkkkk
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Looked for a lighter to light candles and found in my 75 year old parents kitchen. Whut the fuck is going on
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our parents: put some cartoon on to keep the kids quiet
the cartoon:
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could there be anything more perfect than this?
I think not.
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This look of disappointment is representative of who I am at my very core 😂
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in my '70s disaster movie' era and watched this banger last night. it is freaking amazing. LOOK AT THIS FONT.
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robert palmer was 36 in the addicted to love video. I thought that dude was perpetually 55.
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i keep forgetting people can see my eye rolls when i wear a mask.
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@atrupar
ahh the "but i wanted to just socialize and have fun" defense. wahh wahhh. guess what buddy, so do i, but i'm not. even vaccinated are getting it and bringing it home.And you were in a PACKED arena, i highly doubt most of those people were wearing masks correctly, if at all.
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