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Sharks I am requesting $100 it is a matter of life and death
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As the weather chills this album calls to me like the green goblin mask
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My body is a machine that turns woman 3,000 miles away into wife in my dreams
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@Tyre_94
He’s like “job market has never been this cooked” while shaming someone trying their best to earn money what a loser
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Walz has normal dude aura. If he didn’t get the VP nom, he would be watching Adrian Peterson highlights on youtube and making a really big sandwich. I trust a man like that with my life
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How it feels to tell your friends about another failed talking stage
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Greetings, weary traveler!
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Always tough seeing someone live your dream
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Waiting for my WNBA wife to return home from practice (she hides my video game controller in the cabinets I can’t reach)
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This must’ve been what it felt like when Wilt Chamberlain entered the NBA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARKUS !!!!! my sweet wonderful boy turns 4 years old today. It is my greatest honor to share this life with you. I love you bubba
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Ist es over für mich?
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They should invent a level of happiness that lasts forever
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'House Of The Dragon's Olivia Cooke Says She Filmed An "Animalistic" Sex Scene That Was Cut: "It Was Messy As F***"
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Burger should cost $4
add cheese $4.50
Luxury burger $6
Hot dog $1.50
Luxury hot dog $2.75
Can of soda $1
Every sandwich capped at $5
Meals on plate $12
French fries $3
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straight men DO NOT bring your bisexual girlfriends to the ARBY’S. this is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE
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Please rich benefactor reading this make my dreams come true
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@ByYourLogic
Feels like since S1 the story has been written to facilitate these jokes which is the real problem. It’s South Park for marvel liberals
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That girl with long ass nails that click clack on her phone screen WILL provide for you
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One of the highest honors in feline culture. A very special day for this animal
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Second place in my first meet! very happy with my lifts today!
Squat 180kg/397#
Bench 117.5kg/259#
Deadlift 195kg/430#
Total 492.5kg/1085#
(90kg men’s open raw)
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Never dressing comfy to the airport again because of course the local women’s pro soccer team is here next to me
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I can’t wait to have an old sexy wife with grey hairs and wrinkle lines from smiling so much
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This is a picture of me about to go grocery shopping I am in search of a wife
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I’m so lucky to have lived the life I have I’m just feeling very grateful today
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
- that time you fucked your couch
- that time you fucked your couch
- that time you fucked your couch
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Dilly is being considered to play the role of Phil in the live-action adaptation of “Hercules”.
Dua Lipa is being considered to play the role of Megara in the live-action adaptation of “Hercules”.
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Slams laptop shut or whatever papa is officially on vacation
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Something something digital footprint
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Happy birthday to this wonderful person I’ve had the privilege of calling friend for so many years now love you dude
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Establishing dominance in the office by being the most casual on a causal friday
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“Uncut Gems” star Julia Fox seen out this morning with mysterious new fling
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When you’re the only dude in the gc
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My buddy Ethan needs a wife he is handsome and a good listener (see pictured) he is tall, strong, and listens to the same music as you. he has a cat named Peach and he will likely be alive for the next 60 years. his handle is
@ethanjuiced
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400 & 405 !!!! I’ve been working so hard to get to these numbers finally man I’m emotional
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Little Dillon, Big Dillon
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IM EMOTIONAL
Old man at the gym just asked my favorite beer and said he’s grabbing me a six-pack for being so nice to him I’m going to cry
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Sorry not all of us have handsome face !!!
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Every gym got that one chill ass white boy who works front desk
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Made it past both parent holidays this year without wanting to die celebration
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Hope whoever stole my Amazon package enjoys the book on grief recovery I ordered
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